German Third Reich

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“”I have the right to exterminate millions of individuals of inferior races, which multiply like vermin.

— Adolf Hitler

Nazi Germany, officially known as the German Reich and later the Greater German Reich, also referred to as the German Third Reich or the Thousand Year Reich, was the German state from 1933 to 1945. During this period, Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party seized control, turning the country into a totalitarian dictatorship.

Nazi Germany is known to be very sadistic and genocidal, ruthlessly experimenting, torturing and killing anybody who did not fit the ideal of the " Aryan master race". The regime's ideology was rooted in an interpretation of Social Darwinism and a belief in the superiority of the Aryan race, or in other words, ethnic Germans. This led to the systematic persecution and extermination of Jews, Romanis, Slavs, disabled people, political dissidents, and many other minority groups in violent purges. The most famous is the mass genocide of six million Jews is now known as the Holocaust.

He was really successful in his death camps, which were inspired by the gulags of the Soviet Union. His expansionist policy was partly inspired from United States's manifest destiny. Nazi Germany needed allies to accomplish world dominance (or at least continental dominance), so he became friends with Italy and Japan because they were also fascist and has the same worldview and goals. While Germany was saving Italy's sorry ahh all the time, Japan was extremely powerful and could make a strong diversion for threats.

Nazi Germany is also called the "Third Reich" (Third Empire), as he considered the Holy Roman Empire as the First Reich, the German Empire as the Second Reich, and himself as the Third.

He is usually portrayed as Germany's dark past in comics and father of modern Germany in animation memes.

History

Buildup to War

Although the Nazis won the greatest share of the popular vote in the two Reichstag general elections of 1932, they did not have a majority. Hitler refused to participate in a coalition government unless he was the leader. Under pressure from politicians, industrialists, and the business community, president Paul von Hindenburg appointed Hitler as Chancellor of Germany on 30 January 1933. This event is known as the Machtergreifung ("seizure of power"). And as a result of his poverty from the Treaty of Versailles, Germany turned himself into the German Third Reich in 1933 as the Nazis came to power.

In 1935, Nazi Germany reclaimed the demilitarized Saar region and in 1936, he remilitarized the Rhineland. Meanwhile, Italy, who have became fascist back in 1922, also began his expansionist endeavours. During this period, the Third Reich rebuilt his armaments industry, transforming it into a formidable military-industrial complex. The regime also developed a powerful propaganda machine, producing films such as Triumph of the Will (1935). However, Germany got humiliated during the 1936 Olympic Games by American.

Between 1936 and 1937, Nazi Germany helped fellow fascists to destroy Spanish republicans and bombed Basque in the Spanish Civil War. In 1938, the Third Reich annexed Austria along with Czechoslovakia and his Sudetenland clay. Slovakia became independent, and Bohemia and Moravia became a protectorate.

In 1938, the United Kingdom and France met with Third Reich in Munich to sign an agreement in which the Reich agreed to cease his territorial expansion. However, in September 1939, Third Reich violated this agreement by invading Poland under a secret non-aggression pact with the Soviet Union. When Third Reich refused to withdraw from Poland, the United Kingdom and France declared war on him, beginning World War II.

Blitzkrieg!

In 1940, Third Reich Germany formed alliances with the Italy and Japan. Following this, he annexed Denmark, Norway, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands in spring 1940, all in a span of two months. Then, in May, he invaded France, resulting in the establishment of a puppet state, Vichy France, who took control of French territory as the French government fled to the United Kingdom. The fall of France was very embarrassing for the French people and shocked the international community because France was seen as a military powerhouse at the time. Maybe it was a good thing that France surrendered, or else all the rich culture of France would have been destroyed in war.

On 7 September 1940, Nazi Germany started to bomb United Kingdom's clay but was ultimately defeated and was forced to withdraw on 11 May 1941. Smaller air raids continued throughout the entire war.

In early 1941, Nazi sent troops to Libya to help the incompetent Italy fight the Allies. The same year, Nazi Germany invaded Yugoslavia and Greece. Italy, who invaded Monaco, helped him. Italy set up multiple puppet states in Yugoslavia's clay. Hungary, Romania, and Bulgaria allied with Nazi Germany in hopes of not being killed by him.

Meanwhile, Soviet Union tried to do a little blitzkrieg of his own and kill Finland, but only got small amounts of clay and an insane K-D ratio loss. So, instead USSR took his anger out on Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia. Nazi Germany questioned his strength.

The Third Reich wanted more " living space", and looking at his empire, he was quite powerful. So he decided to violate the non-aggression pact, declaring war on the Soviet Union in the summer of 1941, despite the fact that the Soviets were funding him and also despite still being at the Western Front. This was a stupid mistake.

Nazi Germany and his client states invaded Soviet clay, forcing themselves further and further east. Germany occupied the Baltics, Ukraine, and even parts of the Caucasus, murdering and pillaging along the way to make settlements for the German master race. Naturally, the anti-Soviet country of Finland aligned with him. America had also declared war on Germany in 1941 because Japan made the retarded mistake of attacking Pearl Harbor. USA joined the Allied Powers and invaded Nazi Germany in the Western Front.

In 1941, Germany began the systematic killing of Juden. They were sent to concentration camps where they were forced to labor until they die of malnutrition, exhaustion, or execution (being shot or gassed). The Jews had all their heads shaved and all wore the same striped prisoner wear. The most infamous mass extermination site was the Auschwitz, the largest of them all. A train would transport the Jews to their graves.

In 1942, the Allies landed in North Africa, so Germany decided to invade Vichy France, and his colony Tunisia. Malta was also heavily bombed by Germany because he was a crucial Allied base threatening Axis supply lines to North Africa.

As the Third Reich kept advancing, Soviet Union retreated back, where there is food supply. During winter time of 1942-43, the Nazis had frozen and starved to death. Soviet Union already have food supplies after retreating, then he outnumbered Nazi Germany and pushed him back. After that, Soviet Union started to invade into Nazi territory. Third Reich was forced to retreat and was defeated at Kursk and Stalingrad on Soviet's clay in 1943. By September 1943, the Soviet Union had reclaimed most of his lost SSR's clay.

Romania, Finland, and Iran ended up betrayed German Third Reich after Soviet Union, UK, and Bulgaria invaded them. In 1943, USA pushed up Italy's clay, but Nazi Germany took the rest of Italy before USA could fully liberate, and Third Reich created the puppet state Italian Social Republic.

The Thousand Year Reich Lasted Thirteen Years

In 1944, Western Allies landed on Normandy and began pushing inwards. In the east, the Soviet Union had killed off all of Nazi Germany's puppets/allies and is headed straight at Berlin. Hitler refused to surrender but their lines could not hold up any longer. In 1945, Hitler killed himself in his bunker, and Nazi Germany finally surrendered. The Soviet Union had successfully captured the north-east of Germany while France, Britain and America had occupied the western Germany. (This became known as Allied-Occupied Germany). Nazi Germany is actually alive and is currently living in Argentina's basement oh sorry I meant his secret base at the Moon

Society & Life

If someone said something bad about or is a threat to Hitler or the Nazi Party, Gestapo (German secret police) and SS would attack and imprison them.

In schools, Hitler's portrait is in every classroom's wall. Mein Kampf is an official history book, and all teachers had to join the Nazi Party to be able to spread Nazi beliefs and indoctrinate students, as they learned to respect the Führer ( German word for leader).

In women's society, they were all expected to give up on their jobs and look after their families. If they have 8 children, they would be awarded a medal. They are also supposed to wear traditional peasant clothes and flag shoes, they were not allowed to dye their hairs or smoke.

Trivia

• During WWII, the Germans helped hid Chinese people from the Empire of Japan, similar to how the Japanese hid Jews from the Germans.
• Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany.

Statistics

Religion (%)

• Protestantism (54%)
• Catholicism (40%)
• Gottgläubige (3.5%)
• irreligious (1.5%)
• Other (1%)

Victims (killed)

• Jews (6,000,000)
• Soviet Civilians (5,700,000)
• Soviet Prisoners of War (2,950,000)
• Non-Jewish Poles (1,800,000)
• Roma (Gypsies) (375,000)
• Serb Civilians (312,000)
• Disabled People (250,000)
• Repeat criminal offenders & so-called asocials (70,000)
• Homosexuals (3,000)
• Jehovah's Witnesses (1,900)

Relationships

Friends

• Reichtangle - SIEG HEIL, MEIN VATERLAND!
• Austria - 'Voted' to join the glorious Third Reich. Also birthplace of mein Führer.
• Empire of Japan - Asian counterpart of mine. TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
• Kingdom of Italy - My only European ally that was not created by me! We fascists have to stick together! But he has shown to be rather dumb and weak, losing to puny little Greece. Plus, he betrayed me when we were losing so I had to invade him.
• Germanics - Ancestor of whom I will restore the glory of. Us glorious Aryans will reign over all of Europe again! And this time, nobody, NOBODY will be able to take it from us. Our Germania will come from eastern France to western Russia like it did in the good old days. A thousand years will be only of prosperity for the Germanics.
• Berlin - Will be glorious super-capital of the world when I conquer everything.
• Paris - Hitler’s admiration of your artistic beauty saved you from my scorched earth policy.
  • I might be a failed artist but I own the best art now.
• Tibet - I went on an expedition through your clay and found monks meditating around a swastika. There must be the ancient hidden truths of the Aryan race somewhere around here, right?

Neutral

• Sweden - Yes, that’s it… if you want to be neutral yuo would let me pass through your clay and give me iron…
  • WAIT NO-
• Azad Hind - He was my friend on the Indian subcontient. I don't like his people because they are inferior, but I supported him to get back at United Kingdom.

Enemies

• JUDEN - FILTHY INHUMAN LEACHES! DEGENERATING GERMAN MEDIA!!! CONTROLLING THE BANKS!!! MUST EXTERMINATE!!!
• United Kingdom - Why you help him? You were Aryan, our alliance could have been strong… your loss, Ich am going to bomb you now!!
• United States - IF IT WERENT FOR YUO BEING NOSY AND INTERFERING I MIGHT HAVE THE WON! YUO IS RAN BY JEWS!!! Why yuo take my scientists! Wait… did I win?
• French Third Republic - Who was in Paris?
• Second Polish Republic - Do not let any traces of Polish culture remain!!
• Brazil - SCREW YOUR SHIPS YOU BLOOD TRAITOR AND US PUPPET !!!!!

How to draw

Flag of Nazi Germany

German Third Reich has a drawing rating of intermediate.

NOTE: NAZI SYMBOLISM IS ILLEGAL IN SOME COUNTRIES AND CAN GET YOU BANNED ON CERTIN WEBSITES. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

1. Draw a ball.
2. Fill the ball with red.
3. Draw a white circle in the middle.
4. Draw a black swastika tipped on its side in the white circle. (If you are on a platform that forbids Nazi imagery, replace the swastika with another symbol)
5. Add the eyes and you’re done!

List of popular swastika replacement symbols: X, the Iron Corss, black YouTube logo, YouTube demonetization logo, Fanta logo, four Facebook logos that form the shape of a swastika

Color Name		HEX
	Red	#DD0000
	White	#FFFFFF
	Black	#000000

Gallery

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  Old attempt at German history