German Third Reich

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“”I have the right to exterminate millions of individuals of inferior races, which multiply like vermin.

— Adolf Hitler

Nazi Germany, officially known as the German Reich and later the Greater German Reich, also referred to as the German Third Reich or the Thousand Year Reich, was the German state from 1933 to 1945. During this period, Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party seized control, turning the country into a totalitarian dictatorship.

Nazi Germany is known to be very sadistic and genocidal, ruthlessly experimenting, torturing and killing anybody who did not fit the ideal of the " Aryan master race". The regime's ideology was rooted in an interpretation of Social Darwinism and a belief in the superiority of the Aryan race, or in other words, ethnic Germans. This led to the systematic persecution and extermination of Jews, Romanis, Slavs, disabled people, political dissidents, and many other minority groups in violent purges. The most famous is the mass genocide of six million Jews is now known as the Holocaust.

He was really successful in his death camps, which were inspired by the gulags of the Soviet Union. His expansionist policy was partly inspired from United States's manifest destiny. Nazi Germany needed allies to accomplish world dominance (or at least continental dominance), so he became friends with Italy and Japan because they were also fascist and has the same worldview and goals. While Germany was saving Italy's sorry ahh all the time, Japan was extremely powerful and could make a strong diversion for threats.

Nazi Germany is also called the "Third Reich" (Third Empire), as he considered the Holy Roman Empire as the First Reich, the German Empire as the Second Reich, and himself as the Third.

He is usually portrayed as Germany's dark past in comics and father of modern Germany in animation memes.

History

Buildup to War

Although the Nazis won the greatest share of the popular vote in the two Reichstag general elections of 1932, they did not have a majority. Hitler refused to participate in a coalition government unless he was the leader. Under pressure from politicians, industrialists, and the business community, president Paul von Hindenburg appointed Hitler as Chancellor of Germany on 30 January 1933. This event is known as the Machtergreifung ("seizure of power"). And as a result of his poverty from the Treaty of Versailles, Germany turned himself into the German Third Reich in 1933 as the Nazis came to power.

In 1935, Nazi Germany reclaimed the demilitarized Saar region and in 1936, he remilitarized the Rhineland. Meanwhile, Italy, who have became fascist back in 1922, also began his expansionist endeavours. During this period, the Third Reich rebuilt his armaments industry, transforming it into a formidable military-industrial complex. The regime also developed a powerful propaganda machine, producing films such as Triumph of the Will (1935). However, Germany got humiliated during the 1936 Olympic Games by American.

Between 1936 and 1937, Nazi Germany helped fellow fascists to destroy Spanish republicans and bombed Basque in the Spanish Civil War. In 1938, the Third Reich annexed Austria along with Czechoslovakia and his Sudetenland clay. Slovakia became independent, and Bohemia and Moravia became a protectorate.

In 1938, the United Kingdom and France met with Third Reich in Munich to sign an agreement in which the Reich agreed to cease his territorial expansion. However, in September 1939, Third Reich violated this agreement by invading Poland under a secret non-aggression pact with the Soviet Union. When Third Reich refused to withdraw from Poland, the United Kingdom and France declared war on him, beginning World War II.

Blitzkrieg!

In 1940, Third Reich Germany formed alliances with the Italy and Japan. Following this, he annexed Denmark, Norway, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands in spring 1940, all in a span of two months. Then, in May, he invaded France, resulting in the establishment of a puppet state, Vichy France, who took control of French territory as the French government fled to the United Kingdom. The fall of France was very embarrassing for the French people and shocked the international community because France was seen as a military powerhouse at the time. 90,000 French soldiers were killed in a mere six weeks, meaning that one French soldier died every 40 seconds for 42 straight days. Maybe it was a good thing that France surrendered, or else all the rich culture of France would have been destroyed in war.

On 7 September 1940, Nazi Germany started to bomb United Kingdom's clay but was ultimately defeated and was forced to withdraw on 11 May 1941. Smaller air raids continued throughout the entire war.

In early 1941, Nazi sent troops to Libya to help the incompetent Italy fight the Allies. The same year, Nazi Germany invaded Yugoslavia and Greece. Italy, who invaded Monaco, helped him. Italy set up multiple puppet states in Yugoslavia's clay. Hungary, Romania, and Bulgaria allied with Nazi Germany in hopes of not being killed by him.

Meanwhile, Soviet Union tried to do a little blitzkrieg of his own and kill Finland, but only got small amounts of clay and an insane K-D ratio loss. So, instead USSR took his anger out on Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia. Nazi Germany questioned his strength.

The Third Reich wanted more " living space", and looking at his empire, he was quite powerful. So he decided to violate the non-aggression pact, declaring war on the Soviet Union in the summer of 1941, despite the fact that the Soviets were funding him and also despite still being at the Western Front. This was a stupid mistake.

Nazi Germany and his client states invaded Soviet clay, forcing themselves further and further east. Germany occupied the Baltics, Ukraine, and even parts of the Caucasus, murdering and pillaging along the way to make settlements for the German master race. Naturally, the anti-Soviet country of Finland aligned with him. America had also declared war on Germany in 1941 because Japan made the retarded mistake of attacking Pearl Harbor. USA joined the Allied Powers and invaded Nazi Germany in the Western Front.

In 1941, Germany began the systematic killing of Juden, known as the Holocaust. They were sent to concentration camps where they were forced to labor until they die of malnutrition, exhaustion, or execution (being shot or gassed). The Jews had all their heads shaved and all wore the same striped prisoner wear. The most infamous mass extermination site was the Auschwitz, the largest of them all. A train would transport the Jews to their graves.

In 1942, the Allies landed in North Africa, so Germany decided to invade Vichy France, and his colony Tunisia. Malta was also heavily bombed by Germany because he was a crucial Allied base threatening Axis supply lines to North Africa.

As the Third Reich kept advancing, Soviet Union retreated back, where there is food supply. During winter time of 1942-43, the Nazis had frozen and starved to death. Soviet Union already have food supplies after retreating, then he outnumbered Nazi Germany and pushed him back. After that, Soviet Union started to invade into Nazi territory. Third Reich was forced to retreat and was defeated at Kursk and Stalingrad on Soviet's clay in 1943. By September 1943, the Soviet Union had reclaimed most of his lost SSR's clay.

Romania, Finland, and Iran ended up betrayed German Third Reich after Soviet Union, UK, and Bulgaria invaded them. In 1943, USA pushed up Italy's clay, but Nazi Germany took the rest of Italy before USA could fully liberate, and Third Reich created the puppet state Italian Social Republic. German troops surrounded their former allies and captured 600,000 Italian soldiers without a single fight.

The Thousand Year Reich Lasted Thirteen Years

On 6 June 1944, France, UK, USA, and Canada landed on Nazi-occupied Normandy and began pushing inwards. Vichy France to surrendered, and together, the Allied Powers liberated Paris in September. Hitler was furious, and ordered to destroy Paris to the ground. This command was not followed by his Nazi officers.

After the Battle of the Bulge of 1944-45, the Third Reich had retreated from the Ardennes, following up with the liberation of Luxembourg, Belgium, and Netherlands from German occupation. Meanwhile, USA had liberated Italy and Monaco.

In the east, the Soviet Union had killed off all of Nazi Germany's client states, replaced them with his own governments, and is headed straight at Berlin. Hitler refused to surrender but their lines could not hold up any longer. As the Battle of Berlin was won by the Soviets in April 1945, Hitler shot himself in the head in his bunker, with Joseph Goebbels becoming civilian leader for one day before killing himself too. USA and UK had also arrived at Berlin as well, mortally wounding the Third Reich. On 8 May 1945, Nazi Germany under the de-facto leadership of Lutz Graf Schwerin von Krosigk finally surrendered. The last remnants of the Reich were obliterated as Norway was freed.

Germany was carved up by the Allies into four pieces, the Soviet Union governing the north-east of Germany while France, Britain and America each had their slice occupied in western Germany. (This became known as Allied-Occupied Germany). Nazi Germany is actually alive and is currently living in Argentina's basement oh sorry I meant his secret base at the Moon

All and all, the systematic extermination of "inferior" peoples during the Holocaust and other purges tally the death toll to:

• Jews (6,000,000)
• Soviet Civilians (5,700,000)
• Soviet Prisoners of War (2,950,000)
• Non-Jewish Poles (1,800,000)
• Roma (Gypsies) (375,000)
• Serb Civilians (312,000)
• Disabled People (250,000)
• Repeat criminal offenders & so-called asocials (70,000)
• Homosexuals (3,000)
• Jehovah's Witnesses (1,900)

Society & Life

If someone said something bad about or is a threat to Hitler or the Nazi Party, Gestapo (German secret police) and SS would attack and imprison them.

In schools, Hitler's portrait is in every classroom's wall. Mein Kampf is an official history book, and all teachers had to join the Nazi Party to be able to spread Nazi beliefs and indoctrinate students, as they learned to respect the Führer ( German word for leader).

In women's society, they were all expected to give up on their jobs and look after their families. If they have 8 children, they would be awarded a medal. They are also supposed to wear traditional peasant clothes and flag shoes, they were not allowed to dye their hairs or smoke.

Religion

Nazi Germany's original population was majority Christian. Judaism was completely eradicated and minority faiths like Jehovah's Witnesses were banned.

There were differing views among the Nazi leaders as to the future of religion in Germany. Anti-Church radicals included Martin Bormann, Alfred Rosenberg, and Heinrich Himmler. Some Nazis advocated " Positive Christianity", a uniquely Nazi form of Christianity that rejected Christianity's Jewish origins and the Old Testament, and portrayed "true" Christianity as a fight against Jews, with Jesus depicted as an Aryan.

A consensus of May 1939, just after the anschlussing of Austria, shows people's religious identifications:

• Protestantism (54%)
• Catholicism (40%)
• Gottgläubige (3.5%)
• irreligious (1.5%)
• Other (1%)

Trivia

• Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany.
• Nazi Germany's time zone was changed during WWII, shifting to Central European Summer Time permanently for coordination with occupied territories.
• Nazi Germany was one of the first countries to build highways (Autobahns) on a large scale.
• During WWII, the Germans helped hid Chinese people from the Empire of Japan, similar to how the Japanese hid Jews from the Germans.

Relationships

Friends

• Reichtangle - SIEG HEIL, MEIN VATERLAND!
• Austria - 'Voted' to join ze glorious Third Reich. Also ze birthplace of mein Führer.
• Empire of Japan - Asian counterpart of mine, honorary Aryan. TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
• Fascist Italy - Mein only European ally that vwas not created by mich! Ve fascists have to stick together! But he has shown to be rather dumb and weak, losing to puny little Greece so ich had to comm und save his ash. Plus, he "betrayed" me when ve were losing so I had to invade him.
• Italian Social Republic - Mein good friend who is to take over ze wuss who betrayed ze vaterland zat is Italienreich.
• Francoist Spain - Ich support him because he ist also un fascist. GO ON AND EARN YOUR VICTORY!!!
• Finland - Finlandia, yuo may not be fully part of Axis, but ich salute yuo for removing Sowjet. OH WHY MUST ZE BLONDEST PEOPLE NOT BE ARYAN BUT OF URALIC. Grr.
• Germania - Ancestor of whom ich vill restore ze glory of. Us glorious Aryans vill reign over all of Europe again! And this time, nobody, NOBODY vill be able to take it from us. Our Germania vill comm from eastern France to western Russia like it did in the good old days. A thousand years vill be only of prosperity for ze Germanics. HEIL HITLER!!!
• Berlin - Vill be ze glorious super-capital of the world when I conquer everything.
• Paris - Hitler's admiration of your artistic beauty saved you from mein scorched earth policy.
  • Ich may haff been a failed artist… but now I possess ze finest art of all!
• Tibet - Ich went on an expedition through your clay and found monks meditating around a swastika. Zere must be ze ancient hidden truths of the Aryan race somewhere around here, right?

Neutral

• Sweden - Yes, that's it… if you vant to be neutral yuo would let me pass through your clay and give me iron… SELL ZE METALS, MEIN FRIEN!
  • WAIT NO-
• Azad Hind - Du was mein fellow Axis friend on ze Indian subcontient. I don't like your people because zhey are inferior, but I supported du to get back at British filth.

Enemies

• JUDEN - It ist a plague to Europe, with ze aim of destroyings ze Aryan peoples! DEGENERATING GERMAN MEDIA!!! CONTROLLING ZE BANKS!!! MUST EXTERMINATE!!! REMOVE JUDEN! REMOVE REMOVE! ICH SENT YOU FILTHY INHUMAN LEACHES TO ZE CAMPS! HEIL HITLER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Soviet Union - DU BIST OF PUPPETS OF DIE BOLSHEVIK JUDEN!!! DU SLAVS BIST JUST LIKE DIE AFRICANS: INCAPABLE OF RULING THEMSELVES. DU WAS OF MUCH BETTER THAN DU BECAUSE AT LEAST DIE ROMANOVS WERE GERMAN! ALL OF DIE GREAT THINGS THAT CAME FROM RUSSIA HAPPENED BECAUSE WE GERMANS RULED DU! DU SLAVIC UNTERMENSCH STAND ON CLAY THAT ONCE WAS OF BELONGINGS TO DIE GREAT GERMANIC ARYAN RACE. WHEN ICH TAKE OVER DU CLAY ICH WILL REMOVE/ENSLAVE ALL SLAVIC FILTH UND DIE OST WILL BE MEIN GERMANIC TERRITORY ONCE AGAIN! VE NEED MORE LIVING SPACE!!! Danke for helping me invade Polan though.
• United States - DU BIST OF PUPPETS OF DIE BANKER JUDEN!!! IF IST VWASN'T FOR DU BEING NOSY AND INTERFERING ICH MIGHT HAVE WON! YUO IS RAN BY ZE FICKING JEWS THROUGH AND THROUGH!!! Why yuo take my scientists! Vait… did ich win?
• United Kingdom - Du bist of Aryan status. Du volk bist of Germanic blood, so vhy help him? Our alliance could have been strong, VE COULD HAVE RULED EUROPE TOGETHER!!… Your loss anyways, falling for der Juden trap. Ich can't cross ze ficking English Channel so ich am doing ze bombing instead!!
• French Third Republic - Pathetic, yuo surrended in 6 weeks hoho! Yuo arr nothing but a piece of democratic SHITTE! Let me ask yuo, who was in Paris? ARGARGARGARGARGARG!!!!!!
• Second Polish Republic - SLAVIC FILTH got CLAPPED by du Sowjet und ich!!! Pathetic weak!!!! Do not let any traces of Polish culture remain!!
• Brazil - SCREW YOUR SHIPS YOU BLOOD TRAITOR AND US PUPPET!!!!!!
• Liberia - Stupid negr*ed Afrikanisch who declared war on mich un ze orders of his swine VATER!

How to draw

Flag of Nazi Germany

German Third Reich has a drawing rating of intermediate.

NOTE: NAZI SYMBOLISM IS ILLEGAL IN SOME COUNTRIES AND CAN GET YOU BANNED ON CERTIN WEBSITES. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

1. Draw a ball.
2. Fill the ball with red.
3. Draw a white circle in the middle.
4. Draw a black swastika tipped on its side in the white circle. (If you are on a platform that forbids Nazi imagery, replace the swastika with another symbol)
5. Add the eyes and you're done!

List of popular swastika replacement symbols: X, the Iron Corss, black YouTube logo, YouTube demonetization logo, Fanta logo, four Facebook logos that form the shape of a swastika

Color Name		HEX
	Red	#DD0000
	White	#FFFFFF
	Black	#000000

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