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“”I am Adolf Hitler, commander of thee Third Reich! Little known fact, also dope on the mic!

— Adolf Hitler (not)

Hitlerism, also known as Adolf Hitler Thought, refers to the ideology and policies associated with Adolf Hitler, the leader of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP), commonly known as the Nazi Party. This doctrine encompasses a range of beliefs and principles that guided Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945, during Hitler's dictatorship. He is known for being the predecessor and leader of the Nazis. He is also seen as a sub-ideology of Nazism.

Hitlerism is known for policies such as Aktion T4 (involuntary mass euthanasia of disabled peoples), the invasion of Poland in 1939 and Generalplan Ost (Germanizing Eastern Europe by genocide and ethnic cleansings). Hitlerism' hatred for many ideologies, including communism, liberalism, capitalism, globalism and democracy is based in the belief that all of these are Jewish.

Hitler is an extremely, and probably the most controversial character, he is often portrayed as a man of pure evil. Due to this, he often appears (and is overused) in "dark humor" (often in an attempt to trigger people), political satires, and many other internet pop culture. And, showing his face on any social media platform risks you getting banned.

Life & History

Early Days

Hitler was born on 20 April, 1889. He had 3 older brothers, though they all died before he was born. His father was an alcoholic, and this behavior had a significant impact on the household, contributing to a difficult and often abusive family environment. Hitler’s mother had tried to protect him but she was too scared of his father.

When Hitler was four, he got saved from drowning in the Inn River by a priest. Hitler also a troublemaker, smoked in bathrooms, beated his teachers up, and got expelled from many schools, and he moved to different cities a lot, attended 5 different schools. Young Hitler was also very interested in German nationalism, despite being in Austria and being an Austrian. This provokes his fellow Austrians as Hitler believes that Austria should be a part of a "Greater Germany". When his father died, he had lived a good life with his mother. Sadly she died from breast cancer when Hitler was 18. Hitler became very sad and kept a picture of her next to his bed for the rest of his life.

Despite his father wanting him to be a civil servant, Hitler still dreamed of becoming an artist. He tried to joined in the Academy of Fine Arts in the autumns of 1907 and 1908. But his master said that his painting isn’t good enough. He said that it lacked empathy and emotion (foreshadowing…). He got rejected from art school both times, making him deeply upset, as his artistic aspirations were crushed. Disillusioned and bitter, he turned to politics as a means to channel his frustrations and ambitions. (Well, his remaining art pieces were sold for relatively large amounts of money after the war, so I guess this is something he would be happy about.)

During Hitler's life in Vienna between 1907 and 1913, Hitler was exposed to racist rhetoric. Populists such as Mayor Karl Lueger exploited the city's prevalent antisemitic sentiment, blamed Jews "for simply anything and everything", and also espoused German nationalist notions for political benefit.

In 1913, Hitler moved to Munich, Germany, where he continued to struggle financially, working odd jobs and living in a men's hostel.

In 1914, when World War I broke out, he eagerly enlisted in the German Army, seeing the war as an opportunity to prove his worth and serve the nation he idolized. He served as a soldier on the Western Front.

In 1915, the young Hitler was a dispatch rider at the front in France. Years later, yet before Hitler became infamous, one of his fellow soldiers, Hans Mend, wrote in his memoirs: "At night, Hitler lay with Schmidl, his male whore." Schmidl, otherwise known as Ernst Schmidt, and Hitler were inseparable lovers for five years.

Hitler was wounded twice in WWI: in 1916 he was wounded at the Battle of the Somme and was awarded the Iron Cross for bravery, and in November 1918 he was in a hospital recovering from a mustard gas attack. Hitler was deeply affected by Germany’s defeat in 1918, and like many others, he felt betrayed by the German government, which he believed had stabbed the country in the back by signing the Treaty of Versailles.

In 1919, Hitler joined the German Workers' Party (DAP). He would meet and discuss things with other members at a beer bar. He quickly rose up the ranks and reformed the party to become the National Socialist German Workers' Party, or Nazi Party.

Rise to Power

Adolf Hitler’s rise to power began with his joining the German Workers' Party (DAP) in 1919. Impressed by the party's nationalist and anti-Semitic ideas, Hitler quickly rose within its ranks due to his oratory skills and propaganda talents. By 1921, he had become the leader of the newly renamed National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP or Nazi Party). His initial attempt to seize power through the 1923 Beer Hall Putsch failed, leading to his imprisonment.

Beginning in February 1924, Hitler was tried for high treason before the special People's Court in Munich. He used his trial as an opportunity to spread his message throughout Germany. At one point during the trial, Hitler discussed political leadership, during which he stated that leading people was not a matter of political science (Staatswissenschaft) but an innate ability, one of statecraft (Staatskunst). He further elaborated by claiming that out of 10,000 politicians, only one, Otto von Bismarck, emerged, subtly implying that he too had been born with this gift. Continuing, he declared that it was not Karl Marx who stirred the masses and ignited the Russian Revolution, but Vladimir Lenin, by making his appeal to the senses rather than the mind.

During his brief time in prison, he wrote his manifesto "Mein Kampf", outlining his ideology and future plans for Germany.

Upon his release in 1925, Hitler focused on rebuilding the Nazi Party and gaining power through legal political means. The Great Depression of 1929 significantly increased the party's support, as Hitler promised economic and political stability. By 1932, the Nazis were the largest party in the Reichstag (parliament), and in 1933, Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany. He quickly consolidated power, passing the Reichstag Fire Decree and the Enabling Act, which gave him dictatorial powers. By 1934, after the death of president Hindenburg, Hitler had merged the positions of chancellor and president, becoming the supreme leader of Germany.

Hitler's rule led to the aggressive expansion of the German Third Reich and the onset of World War II in 1939, starting with the invasion of Poland. His regime implemented the Holocaust, resulting in the mass extermination of six million Jews and millions of other persecuted groups.

In a Munich hall in November 8, 1939, a bomb was secretly planted behind Hitler's podium as he gave his speech. The bomb was planted by Georg Elser. But Hitler left 13 minutes earlier than expected, and the bomb went off afterwords killing 8 and injuring 62. Hitler was unscathed, and Elser was captured by the Gestapo near the Swiss border trying to escape.

In 1944, Hitler was at Bavaria. The Brits found out that he took the same morning walk every day with minimal security. So, the Brits set up a plan to assassinate him, with a sniper that spoke German and everything. But in the end the plan was canceled because it was feared that Hitler may become a martyr and the Germans would fight even harder, under the command of someone even smarter like Himmler or Goebbels.

As the war turned against Germany after the invasion of the USSR, Hitler retreated to his Führerbunker in Berlin. Facing imminent defeat and with Soviets at his doorsteps, he committed suicide on April 30, 1945. His death marked the end of the Nazi regime, and Germany surrendered shortly afterward, leaving a legacy of unprecedented destruction and horror.

Adolf Hitler's last meal consisted of a simple plate of pasta with tomato sauce. This meal was prepared by his personal chef, Constanze Manziarly, Manziarly's notes indicate that Hitler killed himself between courses, with a main course of fried eggs and mashed potatoes also prepared but not consumed.

Hitlerism would then be revived in 2024 when a YouTube content slop creator, Masteroogwgay, amidst controversy, released the song "Adolf Hitler is My N*gga".

Beliefs & Practices

• Racial Purity and Anti-Semitism - Central to Hitlerism is the belief in the superiority of the Aryan race, particularly the Germanic peoples, and the inferiority of other races. This ideology justified the systemic persecution and extermination of Jews, whom Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated for Germany's problems and considered an existential threat.
• Economic Control and Autarky - While not strictly an economic theory, Hitlerism included elements of state control over the economy to ensure it served the interests of the nation and the war effort. This involved policies aimed at achieving self-sufficiency ( Autarky) and the mobilization of resources for rearmament and military expansion.
• Darwinism - Hitler took many inspirations from Darwin's theory of evolution and appropriated it in shaping his racial Darwinist view of human history, though he wasn't familiar with Darwin until after 1923. Hitler believed that the pseudoscientific theory of evolution justified his destructive and oppressive vision, as for him, cleansing out the Jews were partly to make the German race evolve stronger.
• Ethnic Self-Hatred - In 1945, the situation for the Nazis were desperate. Hitler came to view the German people as having failed him, unworthy of their great mission in history and thus deserving to die alongside his regime. He also ordered the Nero Decree, which is to destroy all infrastructure in Reich territory, such including the Eiffel Tower. However, the decree was disobeyed.
• Drug Usage - Hitler consumed drugs, such as a mix of cocaine and opioids during the later phase of the war, which he had become increasingly dependent upon. Hitler needed those highs to substitute for his natural charisma, which he had lost in the course of the war. Even before the war, Hitler was injected with vitamins. After 1943 Hitler took a lot more heavy doses. His veins collapsed after thousands of injections. His heavy reliance on drugs was behind his increasingly erratic decision making, especially in the latter stages of the War.
• Zionism - Hitler was an anti-Semitic Zionist. He allowed the Haavara Agreement, which was was an agreement between Nazi Germany and Zionist organizations signed on 25 August 1933. It was a major factor in making possible the migration of approximately 60,000 German Jews to Palestine between 1933 and 1939. Hitler also planned to forcibly relocate the Jewish population of Europe to the island of Madagascar, known simply as the Madagascar Plan.

Antis

Hitler was opposed to Marxism, Capitalism, and Democracy, viewing them as threats to the Nazi vision of a racially pure and hierarchically organized society. He believed that Marxism, particularly the focus on class struggle and internationalism, was a tool of Jewish influence aimed at undermining the German nation and Aryan race. Hitler's anti-Semitic worldview led him to equate Marxism with a Jewish conspiracy, which he sought to eradicate through aggressive policies and ultimately, the Holocaust.

Capitalism, in Hitler's eyes, was another manifestation of Jewish control, seen as promoting individualism, greed, and economic exploitation that destabilized the social order. While the Nazi regime tolerated and utilized capitalist structures to some extent, especially to fund its war machine and industrial growth, it did so under strict state control, ensuring that economic power aligned with the goals of the regime rather than the interests of private capital.

Democracy was rejected by Hitler as weak and decadent, incapable of providing the strong, unified leadership he deemed necessary for Germany's revival. He saw democratic governance as inherently corrupt and inefficient, diluting national strength by allowing diverse, and in his view, inferior elements to have a say in the nation's future. In place of democracy, Hitler promoted a totalitarian state where power was centralized in the Führer, with absolute authority to guide the nation toward its destiny of territorial expansion, racial purity, and military dominance.

Hitler was also an Anti-Americanist. He declared America as a "mongrel nation", grown too rich too soon and governed by a capitalist elite with strong ties to the Jews and the Americans were a "mongrel people" incapable of higher culture or great creative achievements.

In Meme Culture

• Kitlers - “Kitlers” are identified as white cats who have a black rectangle spot under their noses, which makes it look like Hitler’s mustache. Additionally, the cat may also have a black spot resembling Hitler’s hairstyle. Sometimes when Kitlers stretch their limbs, it looks like a Nazi salute.
• The Man Who Killed Hitler - Various versions of this meme has taken form. Such as, God saying that “whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven”, which implies that Hitler went to heaven since he killed himself. Another version is on a basketball clip, where the rest of the world tries to shoot the ball in the hoop to kill Hitler but Hitler steals the ball and does it himself.
• Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader - The "Epic Rap Battles of History" released three rap battles between Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader, with Hitler’s first verse of the first episode "I AM ADOLF HITLER" being inserted into many clips that starts with "I am".
• Adolf Hitler vs Eminem - A FNF mod featuring Hitler rap battling against Eminem has gained popularity. Also, in meme history channels, this is quite popular too.

Trivia

• Hitler asked for a longer visor on his cap in order to protect his eyes from hyper photo sensibility.
• While Hitler is planning his next offensive, a fly annoys him. Furious at this pest, he demands one of his confidants to dispatch the fly. But the aide decided to crack a joke and says, "This is an airborne object. This is better handled by the Luftwaffe." The aide is then sent to the Eastern Front. Hitler probably was just jealous of how good the joke was
• In Hitler’s regime, it was made illegal to kill animals without euthanasia, and was illegal to boil live lobsters and crabs.
• Hitler was a vegetarian. He also cared for animal rights, something almost no one else cared for at the time. People who violate his laws on animal rights could be sent to concentration camps, so in a twisted way, Hitler treated animals like humans, and humans as animals.
• Hitler was a bingewatcher. He liked King Kong, Snow White, Mickey Mouse, and he was a fan of Laurel and Hardy. Hitler also organized his own cinema nights with his guests, binge watching into the late night hours.
• In his early days, Hitler smoked 40-45 cigarettes a day. He later realized that his Aryan super race cannot be associated with smoking. So, he launched a nationwide non-smoking campaign. There even were non-smoking rooms built in bomb shelters.
• Hitler had many "doubles" who were trained to act exactly like him, for safety reasons.

Hitler and Proto-LGBT

“	Even today Hitler derives pleasure from looking at men's bodies and associating with homosexuals. Strasser tells us that his personal body guard is almost always 100% homosexuals.	”
	— 1943 OSS report

Hitler had many relations with women. However, he does have Homosexual tendencies. Hitler might have even ordered the deaths of several high-ranking Nazis to prevent the secret of his homosexuality from surfacing. One example is Ernst Röhm, the openly gay leader of the Nazi Storm Troopers, who was reportedly blackmailing Hitler with knowledge of his homosexuality. Röhm was murdered during the Night of the Long Knives, and this might be part of Hitler's effort to protect his secret.

Hitler's service notes read that as a result of a love affair with Ernst Schmidt in the trenches of WWI there was reluctance among senior officers to promote him. According to Erich Ebermeier, a lawyer and writer who viewed Hitler's military files years later: "Despite his bravery towards the enemy, because of his homosexual activity he lost out on a promotion to non-commissioned officer."

Police reports from Munich after the First World War also suggest that Hitler was pursued by police because of his sexual orientation. As a fascist advocate, Hitler managed to lure many young men to his side, but not only for political reasons… The police reports also described several young men who claimed to have spent the night with Hitler or been invited to his home. These files were secretly kept by General Otto von Lossow, who planned to use them as blackmail if needed. Though the documents were published in Italy, they were mostly ignored by German historians.

Hitler also was allegedly hooked on female hormone drugs.

Quotes

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“	Hitler is probably the world's most notorious tyrant. His name is virtually synonymous with evil. Rising from obscurity and failure, he found inspiration in the German Army and entered politics after World War I. His Nazi Party became the largest in Germany, leading to his appointment as Chancellor in 1933. Within a year, he had turned Germany into a dictatorship. He built up the economy while establishing a police state based on terror. He pushed his country into World War II where his aggressive leadership produced spectacular vicotories until he was opposed by the Soviet Union and the United States. During the war, he ordered the murder of six million Jews and other minorities. With his country collapsing around him, he committed suicide.	”
	— Clive Foss

“	If he (Hitler) does not eat meat, drink alcoholic beverages, or smoke, it is not due to the fact that he has some kind of inhibition or does it because he believes it will improve his health. He abstains from these because he is following the example of the great German, Richard Wagner, or because he has discovered that it increases his energy and endurance to such a degree that he can give much more of himself to the creation of the new German Reich.	”
	— Walter Charles Langer

“	The Jews are undoubtedly a race, but they are not human.	”
	— Adolf Hitler

“	Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.	”
	— A quote commonly attributed to Adolf Hitler

Songs

10 Things I Hate About Jews

10 Things I Hate About Jews is a song created by Rucka Rucka Ali. It is parody of the song 10 Things I Hate About You created by Leah Kate, and is sung by an impression of Hitler's voice.

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I caught you sneaking out the ghetto,
Where you were going, I’ll never know.
Thought we were friends,
I gave you jobs and housed you
And then I said that I was pissed,
No you can’t get in, you’re not on the list,
So here’s 10 things I really HATE ABOUT JEWS!
10: You’re so rich,
9: You look Asian,
8 long days for holidays and,
7th day of rest it’s kind of lazy,
Only 6 million and the rest escaped me.
5: your lox sucks,
4: and your soup,
3: I need your gold teeth and shoes,
2 sips of your grape juice and you’re drunk dude
1: I spent my gas money getting rid of you…

Your movies suck, the reboots too,
You can’t come up with anything new.
Stop making sequels, and give us BACK OUR MONEY!
I won’t even watch Terminator 6,
Just let it die, Arnold you b*tch!
Now here’s 10 more reasons why you can’t STAY IN MY COUNTRY!
10: You don’t lift,
9: You’re basic,
8: I’m just well, kind of racist,
7: You dress great, for a neckbeard pagan,
6: You don’t eat pig, it’s a waste of bacon.
5: You suck d*ck,
4: And f*ck you,
3: I wish I never met you,
2 kill all you would sit weird in my gut dude,
1: I hate the fact that you made me love Jews

Rah-ah, you made me love Jews
You made me love Jews
Oo-oh-oo-oh-oo
How’d you make me love Jews?

We had a bone that I had to pick,
We can move on now, what do you think?
But first here’s some things that I still HATE ABOUT JEWS,
10: You don’t shellfish,
9: You eat bagels,
8: Let’s put this on the table,
7: Talk a big game till you’re naked,
In the shower- 6: you’re gay,
5: You’re f*ckwits,
4: You are Jews,
3: I still have gas leak issues,
2 many twists of the knob make it stuck dude,
Juan the Mexican didn’t fix it, I’m screwed.

Everyone I don't like is LITERALLY HITLER

Everyone I don't like is LITERALLY HITLER - The Song is a satire song made by Rusty Cage, released to YouTube on 2 July 2017. As of April 2025, the video has garnered more than 1,115,692 views.

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Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, literally Hitler, literally Hitler,
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see!
You got Donald Trump, PewDiePie, Pepe the Frog,
Hand signs, free speech, follow Godwin's law,
Pro-life conservatives, grammar police,
White men, YouTubers, people who eat meat,
Yeah, everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!

Everyone I hate is a literal Nazi, literal Nazi, literal Nazi,
Everyone I hate is a literal Nazi, let's have a look and see!
Jordan Peterson! NAZI! GamerGate! NAZI! Feminist! NAZI! Shakespeare plays! NAZI! Barack Obama! NAZI! George W. Bush! NAZI! Bill Clinton! NAZI! Ronald Reagan! NAZI!
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal Nazi, everyone expect for me!

Everything I don't like is literally Hitler, literally Hitler, literally Hitler,
Everything I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see!
Comic books! HITLER! Comedians! HITLER! Capitalism! HITLER! Socialism! HITLER! Criticism! HITLER! Men's rights activism! HITLER! Sexual dimorphism! HITLER! Facts! HITLER! Donald Duck! HITLER! Manspreading! HITLER! Babies! HITLER! 4chan! HITLER! Science! HITLER! Gun control! HITLER! Statistics! HITLER! Milk! HITLER!
Yeah, everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me! Everyone except for me!

Adolf's Box

ADOLF'S BOX is a "song" that is a parody of a part of the FNAF song "JACKIE'S BOX" made by XTRATUNA on YouTube. The YouTube video containing Adolf's Box was uploaded by Ataliste on 6 January 2025.

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My name is Hitler.
I made the Reich.
It was difficult to put the nations together.
But unfortunately, something went so wrong,
And now I can't do anything, but sing this stupid song!
My name is Hitler. (Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler.)

Relationships

Übermenschen (Supermans)

• Nazism - MIEN IDEOLOGIE! MIEN LIFE'S WORK! Ja! Tohgether, vee shall KONQUER ze VERLD! Zis is NOT just an idea, nein, it is a REVOLUTION! Us German peoples shall RISE AGAIN!!!
• Fascism - You're ze building blocks of my system! Admit it, you zink I’m one of ze most based ideologies out zere.
• Mussolinism - Ally, but you are too soft on ze racial issues.
• Imperialism - Deutschland needs more Lebensraum… WAR VITH ZE SOWJETS!
• Drug Legalization - Helps me be energetic. Mein rallies had passion, danke to ze amphetamines.
• Militarism - Yes. YES. BLITZKRIEG. STUKA DIVE. PANZER MARCH. ORDER AND IRON WILL!
• Jewish-Nazism - I said I wanted a glass of juice, NOT TO GAS THE JEWS!

Mischlinge

• European Federalism - I wanted to paint, they rejected me. So I painted the entirety of Europe red.
• Röhmism - We were very close. He helped me seize power with street violence. He was the only man I ever loved. He had a brutal, unscrupulous manner, which served me well politically, but after 1933 his Sturmabteilung was getting too powerful and threatening my position, so I ordered his arrest and execution.

Untermenschen (Subhumans)

• Der Juden - FILTHY JUDEN! NOT EVEN HUMAN! Mein eternal nemesis, mein obsession. Without you… what would I blame?
• Zionism - JEW! I smile as I look into the oven and see you dead.
• Stalinism - A cunning caucasian. But why do you shoot your own generals like chill man… also stop copying my uniform aesthetic.
• Trumpism - WHO ARE YOU?! Was ist das?! Why do people keep comparing me—ME!—to you, a sniveling, blundering, JEW-LOVING fool?
• Liberalism - Weak, degenerate, democratic swine! Freedom? Equality? Nein! You let ze JEWS in!
• Primalism - IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS, IT'S HARD TO COOK ORANGUTAN

How do draw

Personal standard of Adolf Hitler

Hitlerism has a drawing rating of hard.

1. Draw a ball.
2. Fill the ball with red.
3. Draw a white border inside and around the ball.
4. Draw a thinner black border inside and around the white border.
5. Draw a white circle in the middle of the ball.
6. Draw a Nazi Swastika in the white circle.
7. Draw a fancy circle in yellow around the white circle. Border the yellow with gold.
8. Draw four eagles holding Nazi Swastikas around the circle.
9. Add the eyes, Hitler’s cap and a toothbrush mustache. You’re! done.

Color Name		HEX
	Red	#DD0000
	Black	#000000
	White	#FFFFFF
	Yellow	#FDE77B
	Gold	#803300

Rejected Paintings by Adolf Hitler Gallery

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  Portrait, no hat
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  Nazi flag

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  Adolf Hitler
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  A comedic depiction of Hitler, from the Netflix adult show “Love, Death & Robots”

See Also

• German Third Reich
• Nazism