Catholic Theocracy

From Heterodontosaurus Balls
Revision as of 21:31, 10 October 2025 by Carbon (talk | contribs)

This article is about the political side of Catholicism. For the general side, refer to 🏳️ this page.

Catholic Theocracy, sometimes shortened to CathTheo, is an 🏳️ authoritarian, 🏳️ culturally right, and economically center to center-left 🏳️ theocratic ideology inhabiting the upper center political compass. CathTheo seeks to have the values of the 🏳️ Catholic faith upheld as the law and to have a state very closely tied to the 🏳️ Catholic Church.

The head of state of Catholic Theocracy is the 🏳️ pope, who is elected by the 🏳️ College of Cardinals (an assembly of high-ranking clergy). The pope is elected for life, and either dies in office, or in extremely rare situations may resign. The cardinals are appointed by the popes, who thereby choose the electors of their successors. Voting is limited to cardinals under 80 years of age.

History

The concept of Catholic Theocracy has his roots in the early formation of the Church. After the collapse of the 🏳️ Western Roman Empire in the 5th century, the 🏳️ Catholic Church emerged as one of the most powerful institutions in 🏳️ Europe, assuming not only spiritual authority but also significant political influence.

The first true Catholic Theocracy was established in 756 when 🏳️ Pope Stephen II sought protection from the 🇩🇪 Lombards and received land in the 🏳️ Italian Peninsula from the 🏳️ Frankish king 🏳️ Pepin the Short. This territory, later expanded by 🏳️ Pepin's son 🏳️ Charlemagne, became the 🏳️ Papal States, which were governed directly by the pope until 1870.

The 🏳️ Vatican City remains as the only Catholic Theocracy today.

Beliefs

Catholic Theocracy believes that church and state are inseparable and that the Head of the Catholic Church (Pope) should also act as the Head of State.

Catholic Theocracy considered the 🏳️ Jewish people as a collective responsible for the killing of 🏳️ Christ. He was also 🏳️ anti-Judaist, 🏳️ Judaism was considered a null religion and several attempts for conversion into 🏳️ Catholicism were made. All that changed after CVII in 1965.

Relationships

Fratres

Mixtum

  • 🏳️ Orthodox Theocracy - You reject the filioque and papal supremacy and are therefore a heretic, neither 🏳️ monarchs nor 🏳️ emperors have authority over the Pope! But, we both hate 🏳️ Protestantism and love tradition.
  • 🏳️ Bonapartism - Thank you for restoring me in 🏳️ France, but did you have to invade the 🏳️ Papal States? Also did you just crown yourself? You can't do that!
  • 🏳️ Jewish Theocracy - I aided your escape in WW2, but I will not recant my contempt for your religious beliefs.
  • 🏳️ Reactionary Modernism - I appreciate the support but I beg of you to go outside as the games of yours might have rotted your brain.
  • 🏳️ Capitalism - I condemn you in Rerum Novarum. Still way better than 🏳️ communism though.

Heretic

  • 🏳️ Protestant Theocracy - Why do you even keep existing after I stopped selling indulgences?
    • You seriously think this was only about indulgences?
  • 🏳️ Lutheran Theocracy - You’re the one responsible for 🏳️ this mess! Stop criticizing me!
  • 🏳️ Islamic Theocracy - 🏳️ Jerusalem is mine! *Starts another crusade* Even though I'm no longer deus vulting you, the 🏳️ Vatican does not even recognize or hold formal relations with 🏳️ Saudi Arabia.
  • 🏳️ Jewish Theocracy (until 1965) - Null religion! You killed 🏳️ Jesus!
  • 🏳️ State Atheism - 🏳️ Kid toucher you call me, but it's the godless school teachers and 🏳️ Protestant televangelists that molest a thousand times more than I ever did. And hey, what was that you said about the age of consent?
  • 🏳️ Kleptocracy - On top of commandment #7, the 🏳️ HRE attempted to weaken me via simony, and corruption inside me (which I later got rid of) caused 🏳️ them to show up.
  • 🏳️ Marxism-Leninism - You imprison my followers in prison labor camps! Remove! Burn in hell!
  • 🏳️ Jacobinism - I will never forgive you for defacing Notre Dame. Plus you promote this "supreme being" idolatry. Complete nonsense.
  • 🏳️ Eugenicism - Absolute abomination. While I am fine with the teaching of genetics and evolution (except for my more traditionalist followers), you literally advocate the idea of playing God!
  • 🏳️ State Shintō - 🏳️ Amakusa Shirō's stuggle will not be forgotten.
  • 🏳️ LGBTQ Movement - Your actions are intrinsically disordered.

How to draw

Emblem of the Holy See
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with yellow.
  3. Draw the Catholic symbol in the middle.
  4. Add the eyes and you are done!
  5. Add a pope’s hat (optional)
Color Name HEX
White #FFFFFF
Yellow #FFCC00
Red #ED1C24
Grey #CCCCCC
Yellow (Background) #FFFF00
Black (Outline) #000000