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The tyrant 🏳️ Bashar al-Assad has fled. We declare the city of 🏳️ Damascus free from the tyrant Bashar al-Assad. This is the moment that the displaced and prisoners have long awaited, the moment of returning home and the moment of freedom after decades of oppression and suffering. To the displaced all over the world, a free Syria awaits you.
— The 🟩 Syrian Opposition proclaiming 🏳️ Assad's defeat

Syria, officially the Syrian Arab Republic, is a 🏳️ jihadist country located in 🏳️ West Asia and the 😇 Levant. He borders 🏳️ Mediterranean Sea to the west, 🏳️ Türkiye to the north, 🏳️ Iraq to the east and southeast, 🏳️ Jordan to the south, plus 🏳️ Israel and 🏳️ Lebanon to the southwest.

It is quite of concerning that the Syrian government is filled with 🏳️ Islamists that causes harm to minorities such as 🏳️ Christians, 🏳️ Druze and 🏳️ Alawites, massacres have been committed.

The name "Syria" historically referred to a wider region, broadly synonymous with the Levant, and known in Arabic as al-Sham. The modern state encompasses the sites of several ancient kingdoms and empires.

History

In late 2024, 🟩 Syrian Opposition alliance launched a big operation and destroyed 🏳️ Ba'athist Syria on December 8th. A new government was set up by the opposition, though still using the same official name (Syrian Arab Republic). The war had left Syria's economy in a poor state, exacerbated by many still-remaining international sanctions.

Immediately after the fall of 🏳️ Assad, 🏳️ Israel invaded Syria, claiming it to be a temporary peacekeeping measure. Israel started to destroy a bunch of chemical weapons in Syria so they couldn't fell into the wrong hands (such as the 🏳️ jihadists, since they made up a big chunk of the opposition alliance).

The president, 🟩 Ahmed al-Sharaa, was a former jihadist. Many minorities feared that his rule would be bad news for them, but Ahmed said he wanted to build an inclusive Syria with guaranteed rights for minorities. In the first few months, it looked like everything was going well with surprisingly little interethnic violence.

On Janurary 10 2025, there was a stampede at the 🏳️ Umayyad Mosque located in 🏳️ Damascus that killed 4 and injured 16.

In March 2025, 🏳️ Loyalist Assadist insurgencies have been clashing with Syria. Fighting increased significantly and escalated after large-scale attacks by the pro-Assadists on 6 March 2025. During these clashes, both sides committed a massacre on more than 1500 🏳️ Alawite civilians.

On 21 March 2025, 🏳️ Israel launched air strikes on Syria again. On 22 March 2025, Israel attacked the airport of 🟩 Palmyra.

In May 2025, celebrations among the Syrian people happen as 🏳️ US president 🏳️ Donald Trump decide to lift all sanctions (from the 🏳️ Ba'athist era) off of Syria to give him a chance.

An 🏳️ Islamist attacker, allegedly affiliated with 🏳️ ISIS, shot up an 🏳️ Orthodox church in 🏳️ Damascus before suiciding by bomb on 22 June. At least 25 people have been killed and 63 others wounded.

In July 2025, Jihadists have been slaughtering countless 🏳️ Druze communities in southern Syria, filming themselves committing atrocities and bragging about while shouting "Allahu Akhbar". Doctors and patients are executed in hospitals, their bodies piled like trash in blood covered corridors, patients are gunned down in their beds, children, elderly and anyone in between, the innocent Druze civilians are hunted down in their own homes, being forced to jump off balconies under gunpoint, bodies are laying all over the streets with the Jihadists running them over in cars again and again while posting themselves on social media. You have to ask yourself this question: where are all the influencers, celebrities, campus activists, the media personalities, these self-proclaimed 🏳️ humanitarians who cried for 🏳️ Gaza now? None have spoken a word!

The 🏳️ Bedouins in Syria have accused the 🏳️ Druze of attacking their communities, and are seeking revenge. Those threats have turned into clashes on the ground. Syria tried to make a shaky ceasefire, but the Druze don't feel protected because the new Syrian military is filled with the very Bedouins that seek vengeance. In August, 🏳️ Israel has acted on behalf of his citizens demanding safety for their Druze relatives across the border. In a surprising move, Israel has opened his border with Syria, allowing Druze to cross into Syria with weapons to defend their families.

On 29 October 2025, Syria officially recognized the 🏳️ Republic of Kosovo as an independent and sovereign state.

Geography

Syria is bordered by Turkey to the north and northwest, Jordan to the south and southeast, Iraq to the east and southeast, and Lebanon and then Israel to the southwest.

Syria is spread across an area of 185,180 square kilometres (71,500 sq mi), making it 87th largest country in the world.

Syria contains four terrestrial ecoregions, all with long and fancy names: Syrian Xeric Grasslands and Shrublands, Eastern Mediterranean Conifer-Sclerophyllous-Broadleaf Forests, Southern Anatolian Montane Conifer and Deciduous Forests, and Mesopotamian Shrub Desert.

Relationships

Friends

  • 🏳️ Saudi Arabia - Probably most best and reliable ally. Also plans to pay off my 🏳️ World Bank debt. Thankings!
  • 🏳️ Türkiye - Thanks for al-help and support and offering military support and rencongizings so fast. Your population hates my people's guts though.
  • 🏳️ Qatar - Thanks for al-support since al-beginning! Yuo opposed 🏳️ Assad the most of any 🏳️ Arab country. So yuo also of continuing al-diplomatic relations with me after Assad fall!
  • 🏳️ Saudi Arabia - Thanks for al-weapons! So yuo continuing diplomatic relations with us after 🏳️ Assad fall? Thank yuo!
  • 🏳️ America - Fellow 🏳️ Assad hater. Are yuo proud of me?
  • 🏳️ Ukraine - Your distraction of the 🏳️ Assad funder 🏳️ Russia allowed me to succeed. Thank you!
  • 🏳️ European Union - Thankings you for accepting so many of my refugees. Soon will be my colony.

Neutral

  • 🏳️ East Turkestan - Fellow 🏳️ kebab! Don't mind you personally, but why do the 🏳️ radical groups always come from you?!
  • 🏳️ Vietnam - Al-yuo are BEING FRIENDS WITH 🏳️ AL-BA'ATHIST!!! But al-yuo trade oil and fuel so I guess yuor not that bad.
  • 🏳️ Druze - Eh… I'll try to protect but my army is rancid with people who hate you. Also you're getting too close with 🏳️ Israel!!

Enemies

  • 🏳️ Ba'athist Syria - 8 Dec 2024, best day of my life! It took 13 years and al-death of hundreds of thousands, but I have done it. I have ended yuor tyrannical and oppressive rule and brought freedom and human rights to Suria. I've been celebrating for FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT THAT YUO ARE GONE!!! ALL THE PRISONERS AND DISSIDENTS AND FREEDOM FIGHTERS WHO YUO TORTURED 🏳️ RAPED MUTILATED AND TREATED HORRIBLY UNDER YUOR RULE, BUT ONLY THOSE ARE ONLY THE ONES YUO HAVEN'T KILLED, I AM FREEING THEM SO MASHALLAH THEY CAN SEE SUNLIGHT AGAIN AND OF BRINGINGS BACK ALL THOSE WHO HAD TO FLEE FROM YUO!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET 🟩 SEDNAYA PRISON. YUO ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO SURIA, YUO 🏳️ DRUG SMUGGLING 🏳️ AUTOCRATIC PSYCHOTIC REGIME!!!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!! YUOR REMNANTS CAN F*CK OFF TO 🏳️ IRAN!!! YUO ARE THE REAL 🏳️ TERRORIST!!!
    • 🏳️ Bashar al-Assad - Who must go? YOU!!! I SEE YUO HAVE FLED, COWARD PIG. IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN GO AWAY AND F*CK OFF TO 🏳️ MOSCOW OR 🏳️ ARGENTINA OR WHEREVER YUOR FLIGHT LANDED, AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
  • 🏳️ Israel - IS ATTACK ME FOR NO REASON???? COME ON MAN I JUST WAS OF FORMINGS! DISGUSTING ENTITY GET OUT OF MY CLAY NOW! But thanks for of weakening 🏳️ al-scum's 🏳️ stupid proxy to help me overthrow 🏳️ Assad. The al-intel was also pretty nice too…
  • 🏳️ Daesh - al-Ah, al-creation al-of al-🏳️ Satan al-himself al-to al-remove al-everything. Also, hurt of my chances in al-civil war make me struggle a lot! I hate yuo so much!

How to draw

Flag of the Syrian Opposition

Syria has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: green, white, black.
  3. Draw three red stars in the white stripe, lined up horizontally.
  4. Add the eyes and you are done!
Color Name HEX
Dartmouth Green #007A3D
White #FFFFFF
Black #000000
Philippine Red #CE1126