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Klaus Schwab
Schwabism
From Heterodontosaurus Balls
“”Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better.
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—  Klaus Schwab
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Schwabism, also known as WEFism, is the ideology of the 
neoliberal and 
oligarchal founder of the 
World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab. He is 
Authoritarian Right but 
Culturally Far-Left. Schwabism wants a 
corporate dominated world that pursues 
green policies by using 
authoritarian methods. He also wants a global ID system to monitor and control everyone. He also wants to force feed the population with bugs.
Schwabism is the closest contender for an 
Illuminati that 
conspiracy theories describe. He is represented as a School of Thought of 
State Liberalism, and is described as dystopian. He is also very cryptic and mysterious, on the surface he's seen as a friendly and progressive businessmen and economist who wants to change the world for the better by tackling 
climate change and destroying food waste and inequality. However, many others suspect that it's all a façade and Schwabism is only doing this so he can slowly and surely take over the 
world and 
enslave all of humanity, destroying all governments and 
nations so everyone will be at Schwabism's grip.
History & Life
Klaus Schwab was born in the year 1938, on the 30th of March. His parents had moved from 
Switzerland the 
German Third Reich in order for his father to assume the role of director at 
Escher Wyss AG, an industrial company and contractor for the Nazi regime. Despite Schwab's father being a baptized 
Lutheran, Schwab was raised 
Catholic.
Klaus Schwab founded the World Economic Forum in 1971.
Together with his wife 
Hilde Schwab, Klaus founded the 
Schwab Foundation for Social Entrepreneurship in 1994.
Schwab won the Present – Leadership: Changing our World award from the 
Dan David awards in 2004 and received 1 million dollars. With this money, Klaus Schwab founded the 
Young Global Leaders in the same year.
Klaus Schwab stepped down as the leader of the WEF in April 2025.
It's 2099. Klaus Schwab, dressed in his carbon-neutral suit, overlooks the world in ruins. His eyes flicker with data streams. His hands bear the scars of a thousand failed utopias.
Beliefs
Corporate Centric World
Schwabism believes that traditional nation-states are outdated and should hand over their power to multinational corporations. After what's called the "Great Reset", the world will be ruled by a polite, smiling cartel of 
megacorporations, 
government puppets, and carefully selected NGOs. No more 
democracy, just efficient, unelected, well-funded oligarchs all working together to manage society from the top down.
The Great Reset
The "Great Reset" is a vague big-picture recovery plan for the world economy after COVID-19 that will apparently solve many of the problems that currently plague the world. According to Schwabism, COVID-19 presents an excellent opportunity to reset and reshape the world that is more aligned with the 2030 
Sustainable Development Goals. Schwabism wants to basically reset how labor is handled using by reskilling and upskilling workers and with new technology, allow more people to work at home. He also wants a lot of food protectionism to prevent waste of food and hunger, also to secure the food supply. Bugs are apparently the way to secure the food supply according to Schwabism and he wants everyone to eat ze bugs especially by force.
Many see the Great Reset in a more sinister way seeing as a corporatocratic dystopia where an extremely 
wealthy undemocratic 
elite make decisions for the people without the people's consent. Many people see the Great Reset as a group of world leaders and rich elites who want to take over the economy and the world. It also dives into conspiracy theories where COVID-19 was made up by a secretive group and the Great Reset will basically enslave humanity under their control. In this dystopian view of the Great Reset, basically people own nothing and people will be "happy". In this dystopia, everything is rented and given to people by drones. Anything criticizing these policies or elites will be censored and probably the person will disappear while being hated by society through some algorithm trickery. The world elites get to 
decide what is truth and what isn't. Everyone will be forced to eat bugs in order to conserve food and stop food waste. All of 
media will be controlled by corporate elites and people will be seen nothing as cogs of a machine that serve the global elite while they try to instill progressive ideals onto people.
Fourth Industrial Revolution
Schwabism wants a 
Fourth Industrial Revolution, basically a boom in
artificial intelligence, nanotechnologies, 3-D printing, biotechnology, and all the new technology that is coming out making a more interconnected world. According to Schwabism, the First Industrial Revolution was by water and steam, the second through electronics, and the third through automation and mass production. Schwabism believes the Fourth Industrial Revolution would basically wipe out any of the problems that plague the current world today making every product now a free service due to wiping out costs due to how cheap things are. Schwabism quoted this as "Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better" which the concept already sounds like something from a dystopia because it is. This alone has generated many conspiracies theories regarding the Great Reset into some dystopian 
totalitarian corporatocratic world, especially by 
Right-Wing Populism.
Quotes
| “ | The pandemic represents a rare but narrow window of opportunity to reflect, reimagine, and reset our world. | ” | |
Relationships
Global and Economic Partners
Illuminatism - I like ze new vorld ordah vith korporate beeznessmen in kontrol, but vee should not be zeekretive.
Globalism - Borders must be deleted virtchually… und gofernments? Zey vill become obsolette.
Oligarchy - Vee are an oligarchee, ja… but let’s be honest, I am mostly ze boss.
Industrialism - Long leeff ze Fourth Industreeal Refolution! Ze future is not just coming… vee are designing it.
Progressivism - Social justice is excellent branding for restructuring ze economy. Let zem scream. Ve vill audit zeir pronouns later.
Trudeau Liberalism - Ze child is loyal. He follows ze script perfectly: say ze nice tings, crush ze dissenters, blame climate change, smile for ze cameras. I am proud.
Young Entrepreneurs
Communism - 
Korporations shouldn't be state-owned, zey should be ze state. Und zey must also be ze most powerful! At least ve agree on one thing: Yuo vill own nussing, und yuo vill be happy…
Scums Who Vill Eat Ze Bugs
Right-Wing Populism - My main enemy. Stop maecking me look like an evill tyrant trying to take over ze vorld!
Nationalism - Nationalism is an outdated und bigoted ideology. Must be eliminated for ze sake of our united, sustainable future under ze wise guidance of ze global corporate elite. Yuo vill have no nation, yuo vill have no possessions… und yuo vill love it.
Conservatism - Stop rezisting our brilliant new vorld ordah, old man. Ze future has been decided—by smarter people zan you.
National Conservatism - Combination of ze two above, very much ungood.
Traditionalism - Vorshipper of ze old gods, family, und nature. Very inefficient. No carbon credits earned.
Populism - You arr ze cahrbon ve seek to redyoose.
Left-Wing Nationalism - Zere shall be no nations, ze workers vill own nussing, not even a nation, und ze workers vill be happy!
Democracy - In ten years, ve vill be so advanced, ve won't need to vote.
Songs
R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order?
R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order? is a song video of deepfake Klaus Schwab singing, paired with a Schwab-like voice with all the weird pronunciations. It has been uploaded by 
Michaelanthony on 
YouTube. The original video was taken down along his channel but remains on 
Rumble. There have been a couple of reuploads onto YouTube aswell, and Michealanthony made a new YouTube channel and uploaded it again with a 2025 remaster.
{{{1}}}
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum: twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be "happy"!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your 
power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: 
humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze 
Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!
Own Nothing - By Happy
Own Nothing - By Happy is a parody of the song Don't Worry, Be Happy by 
Bobby McFerrin. This parody was made by Snicklink on YouTube. It is sung by AI Klaus Schwab.
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(Whistling)
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to hear it, in your pod
You'll own nothing
And be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no car
But twenty-four booster shots in your arm
Own nothing
Be happy
You can't even buy sh*t in ze store
Because of your low social credit score
Own nothing
Be happy
(
Bill Gates joins in to sing a melody)
You will own nothing
And be happy
Be happy and eat ze bugs
How to draw
Schwabism has a drawing rating of intermediate.
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it with blue.
- Draw a white semi-circle in the middle.
- Write "WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM" over the semi-circle, each word in its own line from top to bottom.
- Add glasses and done!
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Blue | #00237D | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
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Notes
- ↑ Schwab's train of thought views humans not as humans, and disregard human emotions and feelings, such as the feeling of wanting privacy.
