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|Name            = [[File:USA-icon.png]] United States of America [[File:USAfirst-icon.png]][[File:USA-icon3.png]][[File:USA-icon?.png]][[File:USAJew-icon.png]][[File:FatUSA-icon.png]][[File:USA-icon2.png]][[File:USAtangle-icon.png]]
|NativeName      = {{ILSize|Latin-icon.png|Latin Language}}: Civitates Foederatae Americae
|founded = 1776
|predicon = Thirteen Colonies
|onlypredecessor = Thirteen Colonies
|ended = Present 
|nexticon = NATO
|onlysuccessor = North Atlantic Treaty Organization 
|image           = USA.png
|Caption         = [[Monotheism|GOD]] BLESS AMERICA!!!
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|Founder = [[File:George Washington-icon.png]] [[Washingtonism|George Washington]] (1732-1799)
|TimeofExist     = 4 July 1776 - Present
|Government      = [[File:Federalism-icon.png]][[File:Presidentialism-icon.png]][[File:Republicanism-icon.png]] [[Federalism|Federal]] [[Presidentialism|Presidential]] [[Republicanism|Republic]]
|Languages       = {{SB}} no official language.<br>'''National:'''
*[[File:EnglishL-icon.png]] [[English Language|English]] <i>(de facto)</i>
**[[File:American English-icon.png]] [[American English]]
*'''Minority:'''
**[[File:SpanishL-icon.png]] [[Spanish Language|Spanish]]
**[[File:ChineseL-icon.png]] [[Chinese Language|Chinese]]
**[[File:VietnameseL-icon.png]] [[Vietnamese Language|Vietnamese]]
**[[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans|Native Languages]]
|Affiliation     ={{SB}}
*[[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]]
*[[File:UN-icon.png]] [[United Nations]]
**[[File:UNESCO-icon.png]] [[UNESCO]]
**[[File:WHO-icon.png]] [[World Health Organization|WHO]]
**[[File:Permanent Members-icon.png]] [[Permanent Members]]
*[[File:G7-icon.png]] [[Group of Seven]]
*[[File:G20-icon.png]] [[Group of Twenty]]
*[[File:WTO-icon.png]] [[World Trade Organization]]
*[[File:USA-icon.png]][[File:Canada-icon.png]][[File:Mexico-icon.png]] [[United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement|USMCA]]
*[[File:OAS-icon.png]] [[Organization of American States|OAS]]
*[[File:QUAD-icon.png]] [[Quadrilateral Security Dialogue]]
*[[File:Israel-icon.png]][[File:India-icon.png]][[File:UAE-icon.png]][[File:USA-icon.png]] [[I2U2 Group]]
*[[File:Australia-icon.png]][[File:UK-icon.png]][[File:USA-icon.png]] [[AUKUS]]
*[[File:Interpol-icon.png]] [[Interpol]]
*[[File:USA-icon.png]][[File:UK-icon.png]][[File:Australia-icon.png]][[File:Canada-icon.png]][[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] [[Five Eyes]]
*[[File:ANZUS-icon.png]] [[ANZUS]]
*'''Formerly:'''
**[[File:NAFTA-icon.png]] [[North American Free Trade Agreement|NAFTA]]
**{{i|Western Bloc}} [[Western Bloc]]
**[[File:Allies-icon.png]] [[Allied Powers]]
**[[File:Entente-icon.png]] [[Entente Powers]]
**{{i|Eight Nation Alliance}} [[Eight-Nation Alliance]]
|Religions       = '''Almost all religions, especially:'''
{{SB}}
*[[File:Christianity-icon.png]] [[Christianity]]
**[[File:Protestantism-icon.png]] [[Protestantism]]
***[[File:Baptism-icon.png]] [[Baptism]]
***[[File:Lutheran-icon.png]] [[Lutheranism]]
***[[File:Pentecostalism-icon.png]] [[Pentecostalism]]
**[[File:Catholicism-icon.png]] [[Catholicism]]
**[[File:Orthodoxy-icon.png]] [[Orthodoxy]]
**[[File:Oriental Orthodoxy-icon.png]] [[Oriental Orthodoxy]]
**[[File:JW-icon.png]] [[Jehovah's Witnesses]]
*[[File:Judaism-icon.png]] [[Judaism]]
*[[File:Islam-icon.png]] [[Islam]]
**[[File:Sunni-icon.png]] [[Sunni Islam|Sunni]]
**[[File:Shia-icon.png]] [[Shia Islam|Shia]]
*[[File:Hinduism-icon.png]] [[Hinduism]]
*[[File:Buddhism-icon.png]] [[Buddhism]]
**[[File:Mahayana-icon.png]] [[Mahāyāna]]
**[[File:Theravada-icon.png]] [[Theravāda]]
**[[File:Vajrayana-icon.png]] [[Vajrayāna]]
*[[File:NeoPaganism-icon.png]] [[Neo-Paganism]]
*[[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans|Native Religions]]
*[[File:Sikhism-icon.png]] [[Sikhism]]
*[[File:Agnosticism-icon.png]] [[Agnosticism]]
*[[File:Atheism-icon.png]] [[Atheism]]
|Friends         = {{SB}}[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|Parent]]<br>[[File:Canada-icon.png]] [[Canada|Sibling]]<br>[[File:Panama-icon.png]] [[Panama]]<br>[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]]<br>[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]]<br>[[File:Germany-icon.png]] [[Germany|Pretzel]]<br>[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Croissant]]<br>[[File:Italy-icon.png]] [[Italy|Pizza]]<br>[[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]]<br>[[File:Spain-icon.png]] [[Spain]]<br>[[File:Greece-icon.png]] [[Greece|Democracy]]<br>[[File:Sweden-icon.png]] [[Sweden|IKEA meatballs]]<br>[[File:Mexico-icon.png]] [[Mexico|Taco Bell]]<br>[[File:Australia-icon.png]] [[Australia]]<br>[[File:Japan-icon.png]] [[Japan|Godzilla]]<br>[[File:South Korea-icon.png]] [[South Korea|K-Pop]]<br>[[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] [[Taiwan]]<br>[[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] [[Socialist Republic of Vietnam|Friendly Commie]]<br>[[File:India-icon.png]] [[India]]<br>[[File:Bahamas-icon.png]] [[Bahamas]]<br>[[File:Kosovo-icon.png]] [[Kosovo]]
|Enemies         = {{SB}}[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia|Archenemy]]<br>[[File:PRC-icon.png]] [[People's Republic of China|Spy balloon]]<br>[[File:North Korea-icon.png]] [[North Korea|Nuke Overlord]]<br>[[File:CommieCuba-icon.png]] [[Communist Cuba|Cuba]]<br>[[File:Iran-icon.png]] [[Iran]]<br>[[File:Syria-icon.png]] [[Ba'athist Syria]]<br>[[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]] (usually)<br>[[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] [[Socialist Republic of Vietnam|NAM WAR (in memes)]]<br>[[File:AlQaeda-icon.png]] [[Al-Qaeda|9/11 NEVER FORGET!]]<br>[[File:HamasWar-icon.png]] [[Al-Qassam Brigades|Hummus]]<br>[[File:Taliban-icon.png]] [[Taliban]]<br>'''Extinct states:'''<br>[[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|Soviet Union]]<br>[[File:Warsaw Pact-icon.png]] [[Warsaw Pact]]<br>[[File:Nazi-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Literally a Nazi]]<br>[[File:JapEmp-icon.png]] [[Empire of Japan|Pearl Harbor bomber]]<br>[[File:Manchukuo-icon.png]] [[Manchukuo]]<br>[[File:KoItaly-icon2.png]] [[Fascist Italy]]<br>[[File:CSA-icon.png]] [[Confederate States of America|Racist]]<br>[[File:North Vietnam-icon.png]] [[North Vietnam|The Trees]]<br>[[File:Spanish Empire-icon.png]] [[Spanish Empire]]<br>[[File:British Empire-icon.png]] [[British Empire|No more tax!]]
|Likes           = {{SB}}Guns, fast food, FREEDOM, bald eagles, oil 🛢️🛢️🛢️, apple pies 🥧, Soldier from TF2, thanksgiving, nukes, soda, [[File:Capitalism-icon.png]] [[Capitalism]], superheros, getting a lot of girls, <s>being gay and homophobic at the same time</s>
|Dislikes        = {{SB}}[[File:Communism-icon.png]] [[Communism|Commies]], 9/11, being called fat, COVID-19, <s>fish water (tea in American English)</s>, terrorists, {{i|Osama}} [[Bin Ladenism|Osama Bin Laden]]
|Preceded        = [[File:Thirteen Colonies-icon.png]] [[Thirteen Colonies]]
|Succeeded       = [[File:USA-icon2.png]] <s>[[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|American Empire]]</s>
|themecolor = #3C3B6E
|textcolor = #ffffff
}}<span></span>{{Quote|Good morning USA! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day! The [[File:Sun-icon.png]] [[Sun|sun]] in the sky has a smile on his face, and he's shining a salute to the American race… Oh, boy, it's swell to say, <b>GOOD MORNING U.S.A!!!</b>| [[File:USA-icon2.png]] [[American Model|American Dad]]}}'''United States of America''', more commonly known as '''USA''', the '''US''', '''United States''' or '''America''', is a powerful nation located in North America. He likes oil, fast food, eagles 🦅, more oil, and bring Fʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ to other countries. 

He is often portrayed as dumb, ignorant and violent, but can be very patriotic and powerful. He is also the world’s biggest [[File:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Democracy|democracy]] and has the most influence in the world, hence the nickname “Land of the Free, Home of the Brave”. He sometimes gets greedy and will do almost anything for oil. His hospital bills are also really high. Many people from {{i|Auth}} [[Authoritarianism|Authoritarian]] countries and poor countries want to come to live and build their life up in America, because there are lots of opportunities and freedom in America.

America is the home of freedom, has amazing history and an unparalleled spirit of patriotism. Despite his best efforts at stoping [[File:Terrorism-icon.png]] [[Terrorism|terrorism]], [[File:Fascism-icon.png]] [[fascism]] and [[File:Commie-icon.png]] [[Communism|communism]], edgy teens on the internet still thinks that USA is at fault for every wrong in the world.

In the general Polandball community (such as [[File:Polandball Subreddit-icon.png]] [[Polandball Subreddit|r/Polandball]]), [[File:Murica-icon.png]] America is the character that gets most made fun of, alongside [[File:Poland-icon.png]] [[Poland]].

==History==

=== Independence ===
USA started as a colony in North America, called the [[File:Thirteen Colonies-icon.png]] [[Thirteen Colonies]]. The colony belonged to [[File:Great Britain-icon.png]] [[Great Britain]]. But because of tax constantly raising, the people in the colony were not happy. They do not feel represented by the parliament that decide the tax. Tensions rose and exploded. The Thirteen Colonies, led by [[File:George Washington-icon.png]] [[Washingtonism|George Washington]], were fighting the Brits. In the end, the [[File:USAfirst-icon.png]] Colonies won and declared independence as the United States on July 4, 1776. America embraced [[File:Republicanism-icon.png]] [[Republicanism|republicanism]] and rejected Britain's [[File:Monarchy-icon.png]] [[Monarchism|monarchism]].   

=== Manifest Destiney ===
America started to expand, believing it was [[File:The Father-icon.png]] [[Monotheism|God]]’s will for them to take over this continent. First, they took some [[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans|native lands]] in the west of the Appalachian Mountains. In 1803, America bought [[File:French Louisiana-icon.png]] [[French Louisiana|Louisiana territory]] of [[File:Kingdom of France-icon.png]] [[Kingdom of France|France]], doubling its size. America also bought [[File:Spanish Florida-icon.png]] [[Spanish Florida|Florida]] from [[File:Spanish Empire-icon.png]] [[Spanish Empire|Spain]] and defined its boundaries with the latter.

The US still wanted to expand more, so it offered its rival, [[File:Second Federal Republic of Mexico-icon.png]] [[Second Federal Republic of Mexico|Mexico]], 30 million dollars for [[File:Second Federal Republic of Mexico-icon.png]] [[Alta California|California]] and [[File:Second Federal Republic of Mexico-icon.png]] [[Santa Fe de Nuevo México|New Mexico]]. But Mexico refused, so the United States sent troops to a disputed region along the Mexican-American border. The troops were  captured, and the US used this as an excuse to declare war. Mexico was unprepared for this, and after two years Mexico gave up a third of its territory to the United States. This was the largest expansion ever made by the US of A.

On an unrelated note, in 1853 America <s>forcefully</s> opened [[File:Tokugawa-icon.png]] [[Tokugawa Shogunate|Japan]] up for trade.

=== Civil War ===
America decided to ban {{i|Slavery}} [[slavery]]. But some states in the southern part of the country are not happy with this ban, so they created a new country- the [[File:CSA-icon.png]] [[Confederate States of America]]. America is now split in two: the northern part, called themselves [[File:USA-icon?.png]] The Union, and the southern part, [[File:CSA war-icon.png]] [[Confederate States of America|The Confederacy]]. The two sides fought, and eventually, the Union won. A lot of people are salty about this loss and proclaimed that the Confederacy was fighting for “state rights” instead of slavery.

=== The Gilded Age ===
After the Civil War,  USA focused on civilizing the Wild West, such as building a transcontinental railroad—completed in 1871—and removing the [[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans]]. However, this sometimes resulted in USA’s loss, such as at [[File:River-icon.png]] [[Little Bighorn River]] in 1876.  USA forced [[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans]] to move to Indian reservations to make room for cities and farms. They initially resisted, attacking  American farms and cities. This is where those scenes of [[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans]] attacking caravans in Western movies came about. Still, most of the violent resistance movements on the part of the [[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans]] ended in 1900.

USAball also expanded its clay by purchasing  [[File:Russian America-icon.png]] [[Russian America|Alaska]] from  [[File:Russian Empire-icon2.png]] [[Russian Empire|Russia]] for 7.2 million US dollars in 1867. By the 1880s,  USA had vastly improved its economy and status. France gifted it the Statue of Liberty in 1886. In 1892, USA held his first world's fair in [[File:Chicago-icon.png]] [[Chicago]]. In 1896, the Klondike gold Rush sent many US citizens to [[File:Yukon-icon.png]] [[Yukon]] for gold.

Meanwhile, America started doing some imperialism of its own. After giving [[File:American Liberia-icon.png]] [[American Liberia|Liberia]] its de facto independence, it annexed [[File:Hawaii-icon.png]] [[Republic of Hawaii|Hawaii]] in 1895. It defeated [[File:Spanish Empire new-icon.png]] [[Spanish Empire|Spain]] in the 1898 Spanish-American War, taking [[File:Spanish Empire new-icon.png]] [[Spanish East Indies|Guam]], [[File:Spanish Empire new-icon.png]] [[Spanish West Indies|Puerto Rico]], [[File:Spanish Empire new-icon.png]] [[Spanish West Indies|Cuba]], and [[File:Spanish Empire new-icon.png]] [[Spanish East Indies|Philippines]]. However, the last one gave it some trouble by becoming [[File:First Philippine Republic-icon.png]] [[First Philippine Republic|independent]], and USA fought it until 1902. It became a [[File:American Philippines-icon.png]] [[American Philippines|loyal child]] afterward.  USA was also involved in [[File:Qing Dynasty new-icon.png]] [[Qing Dynasty|China]] as a part of the [[File:Eight Nation Alliance-icon.png]] [[Eight-Nation Alliance]] and helped build a railroad through its clay. [[File:Russian Empire-icon2.png]] [[Russian Empire]] suggested carving [[File:Qing Dynasty new-icon.png]] [[Qing Dynasty|China]] up but USA opposed.

USA also acquired the [[File:USA-icon2.png]] [[Guano Islands]] and [[File:American Samoa-icon.png]] [[American Samoa]].

Before the war, [[File:Spanish Empire new-icon.png]] [[Spanish Empire|Spain]] was no longer considered a global power but a rich and weak country and was considered a secondary country among the European powers. Therefore, the Spanish defeat did not draw much European attention concerning the military capacity of America. America was already the most significant economic power in the world but with little military importance.

In 1903, USA invented the airplane ✈️ and started mass-producing cars in the 1900s and 1910s. The Rust Belt across its clay was a surge of income. It purchased [[File:Danish West Indies-icon.png]] [[Danish West Indies]] in 1916 and renamed it  "[[File:Virgin Islands-icon.png]] [[United States Virgin Islands|Virgin Islands]]." It tried to stay neutral and be isolated in world politics. Still, in 1906, it helped orchestrate the Treaty of [[File:Portsmouth-icon.png]] [[Portsmouth]] to end the [[File:Russian Empire-icon.png]] [[Russian Empire|Russo]]-[[Empire of Japan|Japanese]] [[File:Lesser Japanese Empire-icon.png]] War.

=== World Wars ===
<blockquote><i>Main article: {{i|USAWW1}} [[World Wars in the United States]] </i></blockquote>
Despite the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania, USA refrained from fighting with [[File:German Empire-icon.png]] [[German Empire|Germany]] until the [[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|British]] revealed the Zimmermann Telegram to USA in 1917. Germany was asking [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] [[Mexico]] to attack the United States, and the United States wasn’t happy about that. So he went to Europe and destroyed Germany, consolidating the country's military prestige for the first time.

America also built a [[File:Panama Canal Zone-icon.png]] [[Panama Canal Zone|canal]] through [[File:Panama-icon.png]] [[Panama]].

After WWI, Europe was in a financial crisis. [[File:Weimar Republic-icon.png]] [[Weimar Republic|Germany]] was forced to pay many reputations, so USA gave it many loans. Europe's decline made America emerge as a world power. In 1920, USA banned alcohol but still continued to drink it secretly. Throughout the 1920s, USA had a boom era. He even flew solo across the [[File:Water-icon.png]] [[Atlantic Ocean|Atlantic]] in 1927.

In 1929, however, its stocks dropped sharply in the Wall Street Crash. The Great Depression began around the world as USA called back all his debts immediately. USA's banks and gold standard failed by 1932. In 1933, however, he started to embark on the [[File:Roosevelt-icon.png]] [[New Deal Liberalism|New Deal]]. His economy steadily improved as he repealed Prohibition and moved [[File:Oklahoma-icon.png]] [[Oklahoma]] and [[File:Nebraska-icon.png]] [[Nebraska]] away from the Dust Bowl. USA developed a policy of [[File:Isolationism-icon.png]] [[Isolationism|isolationism]] in the later 1930s against [[File:Fascism-icon.png]] [[Fascism|fascism]] in [[File:Europe-icon.png]] [[Europe]] and [[File:DeathWorship-icon.png]] [[East Asia]].

USA tried to remain neutral during the war, though it embargoed [[File:Japanese Empire-icon.png]] [[Empire of Japan|Japan]] when it invaded [[File:ROC-icon.png]] [[Republic of China|China]] full-scale. It also aided [[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|UK]] and [[File:Free France-icon.png]] [[Free France|France]] to fight [[File:Nazi Germany-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi Germany]]. But when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, USA decided enough was enough and entered the war.

All of USA’s industries converted to make wartime goods, and fought against Germany in Europe and Japan in the Pacific. Events like the Normandy landings ensured an [[File:UK-icon.png]][[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Allied Powers|Allied]] [[File:USA-icon2.png]][[File:ROC-icon.png]] victory in Europe. But Japan, due to their traditions, wasn’t about to give up and humiliate themselves in front of the whole world. So the USA developed nuclear weapons, and nuked the cities of [[File:Hiroshima-icon.png]] [[Hiroshima]] and [[File:Nagasaki-icon.png]] [[Nagasaki]], finally making them surrender.

=== The Cold War ===
After WWII, [[File:USSR-icon.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|USSR]] and [[File:USA-icon2.png]] USA emerged as two global superpowers with opposite ideologies and philosophies. 

USSR directed his agents to subvert America, by dumbing down education, turning peaceful protests violent, and adding fuel to the already divisive issues like the Vietnam War.

The two were in a standoff, fighting proxy wars (like the Korean War and the Vietnam War) and constantly threatening each other. The Korean War ended in a tie, while in the Vietnam War the US suffered an embracing defeat, and is still being mocked for it to this day. In 1962, [[File:USSR-icon.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|USSR]] gave [[File:CommieCuba-icon.png]] [[Communist Cuba|Cuba]] nuclear missiles, which caused a crisis nationwide. It was resolved when USA agreed to take their nuclear missiles away from [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] [[Türkiye]] and [[File:Italy-icon.png]] [[Italy]] in exchange for the missiles to be removed from [[File:CommieCuba-icon.png]] [[Communist Cuba|Cuba]].

The two were also competing technologically, making tons of nukes and trying to achieve more in space. The US sent the first people on [[File:Luna-icon.png]] [[Moon|The Moon]], and it was a success. [[File:Luna-icon.png]] [[Moon|Neil Armstrong]] was the first man to step on the Lunar surface, with [[File:Luna-icon.png]] [[Moon|Buzz Aldrin]] being the second.

{{Quote|That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.| [[File:USA-icon.png]] [[Moon|Neil Armstrong]]}}The [[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|Soviet Union]] collapsed in 1991, ending the Cold War in an [[File:USA-icon2.png]] American victory.

=== Modern Era ===
After the Cold War, America became the sole global superpower. He began to try to reform healthcare and grow the economy. The economy experienced a period of growth, fueled by the dot-com boom, but ended the decade with the bursting of the dot-com bubble. USA also successfully avoided the Y2K bug.

On September 11, 2001, two planes from the [[File:Terrorism-icon.png]] [[Terrorism|terrorist]] organization [[File:Osama-icon.png]] [[Al-Qaeda]] hit the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. This killed 2,977 victims and 19 hijackers. This event sparked the War on Terror, and is forever glued to the American hearts. As a part of the War on Terror, [[File:USA-icon2.png]] America went into the Middle East and searching for terrorists in [[File:IRAfghan-icon.png]] [[Islamic Republic of Afghanistan|Afghanistan]] and [[File:Iraq-icon.png]] [[Iraq]].

In late August 2005, [[File:Hurricane-icon.png]] [[Hurricane Katrina]] hit USA. The damages are estimated between $97.4 billion to $145.5 billion, with 1,836 fatalities. Around the 2020s, the [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] and the leftists grew increasingly far-left, making centrists and moderates appear [[File:Conservatism-icon.png]] [[Conservatism|conservative]]. From January 28 to February 4, 2023, a [[File:PRC-icon.png]] [[People's Republic of China|Chinese]] spy balloon was spotted flying over North America. USA <code>[[File:Murica-icon.png]] shot it down [[File:Murica-icon.png]]</code>, but [[File:Biden-icon.png]] [[Bidenism|Biden]], being the ignorant old man that he is, said it was not a major breach.

In 2024, it’s election year. The mainstream media has been telling lies about Trump to make him look bad for a decade now. Two opposing parties: [[File:Biden-icon.png]] [[Bidenism|Joe Biden]]-led [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] and the [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] led by [[File:Trump-icon.png]] [[Trumpism|Donald Trump]] are really against each other. With the mainstream media in huge favor of Biden, Trump is in a tricky situation where fake news are all being made and used against him. Still, Joe Biden later got couped by his fellow democrats.

In 2024, the US quietly expanded their economic waters by presenting scientific data to show that their continental shelf reaches there. Some r*tards on the internet are somehow butthurt about this, even though the waters did not belong to any other country prior.

In October 2024, 100-year old former president [[File:JimmyCarter-icon.png]] [[Carterism|Jimmy Carter]] got used and “endorsed” and “voted” for [[File:Harris-icon.png]] [[Harrisism|Kamala Harris]]. President Carter has devoted his life to his country and its people, especially the poor. He deserves better treatment than to be wheeled out and put on display in order to publicize the first day of [[File:USGeorgia-icon.png]] [[Georgia (United States)|Georgia]] early voting to "enthusiastically cast his vote for [[File:Harris-icon.png]] [[Harrisism|Kamala Harris]]".

{{QuoteBox|President Carter just “voted.”<br>He is non-responsive and barely alive.<br>His vote is being stolen and used as a disgusting publicly stunt.<br>[[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party|Democrats]] have no shame.|[[File:Conservatism-icon.png]] [[Conservatism|@real_defender]]}}

Also in October 2024, [[File:Hurricane-icon.png]] [[Hurricane Milton]], a category 5 hurricane, hit USA. [[File:Trump-icon.png]] [[Trumpism|Trump]] wins the 2024 [[File:Presidentialism-icon.png]] [[Presidentialism|presidential]] election, causing a massive {{i|USdem stupid}} [[Democratic Party|Democratic]] meltdown.

== Culture ==
USA’s culture is very mixed, as a lot of different people live there. It’s often called a “melting pot”, where you can bring your own culture and are free to practice it but it will be mixed. There are [[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans|indigenous]] cultures that have been present for thousands of years, each with its own unique traditions, languages, and art forms. [[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans|Native American]] tribes like the [[File:Navajo-icon.png]] [[Navajo]], [[File:Cherokee-icon.png]] [[Cherokee]], and [[File:Sioux-icon.png]] [[Sioux]], among many others, contribute to the rich tapestry of American cultural heritage. The whites in America have cowboys and crocodiles.

In addition to indigenous influences, the USA has been significantly shaped by waves of (legal) immigration. [[File:Europe-icon.png]] [[Europe|European]] settlers brought their customs, languages, and [[File:Religion-icon.png]] [[Religion|religious]] practices, which were later joined by influences from [[File:Africa-icon.png]] [[Africa|African]], [[File:Asia-icon.png]] [[Asia|Asian]], [[File:Hispanic-icon.png]] [[Latin America|Latin American]], and [[File:Arab-icon.png]] [[Middle East|Middle Eastern]] communities. This blend of cultures is evident in American cuisine, music, literature, and holiday celebrations. 

For instance, the culinary scene in the USA is incredibly diverse, featuring everything from [[File:Italy-icon.png]] [[Italy|Italian]] pasta and [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] [[Mexico|Mexican]] tacos to [[File:Chinese-icon.png]] [[China|Chinese]] dim sum and [[File:India-icon.png]] [[India|Indian]] curry. Music genres like jazz, blues, as well as more modern and degenerate genres like rock and hip-hop, all which originated in the USA, and reflect a blend of [[File:Africa-icon.png]] [[Africa|African]], [[File:Europe-icon.png]] [[Europe|European]], and [[File:Hispanic-icon.png]] [[Latin]] influences. Literature and art in the USA also showcase a variety of perspectives and experiences, from classic American novels to contemporary works by authors of diverse backgrounds.

The cultural diversity of the USA is celebrated through numerous festivals and events, such as [[File:NYC-icon.png]] [[New York City]]'s multicultural parades, [[File:LA-icon.png]] [[Los Angeles]]' food festivals, and [[File:Chicago-icon.png]] [[Chicago]]'s music festivals, which highlight the contributions of different ethnic groups to the national fabric. This multiculturalism is one of the defining characteristics of American identity, fostering a society that values inclusivity and innovation.

=== School Shootings ===
School shootings are terrible and tragic. Many people, particularly [[File:Eurotard-icon.png]] [[European Union|Europeans]], likes to make fun of the US for allegedly having a lot of school shootings. Gun-control activists claim there a school shooting almost every day on average, and they happen more often then they do not. But, the major flaw is, the data they are using counts any discharge of a weapon on school property as a school shooting, even if no one is injured or it’s purely suicide. About 10 kids die of school shootings a year, while 73 kids die of chocking on food a year. Despite this, America and school shootings still became infamous in meme culture and ways to mock the US.

== Trivia ==
*USA is an outlier in [[File:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Democracy|democratic]] nations, still practicing the death penalty. Prisoners are mostly executed by electric chair or lethal injection.
*Unlike in the [[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom]], eggs have to be refrigerated in the US. This is because American commercial eggs are washed and dried, but this process removes the egg’s cuticle, making bacteria more easier to grow.
*The average person in the US eats 5 gallons of ice cream a year.
*The US has produced 3204 serial killers, far more than the rest of the world. 
**But, the US is the third most populated country, so the numbers are going to be higher compared to another country with a tenth of US population.
**The US defined and wrote the book on how to catch and profile serial killers. The USA is apparently the best at catching them, hence the high numbers.
**There are a number of [[File:Auth-icon.png]] [[Authoritarianism|authoritarian]] countries use who suppress their numbers, such as [[File:PRC-icon.png]] [[People's Republic of China|Communist China]].
*In the United States, big food companies usually put a lot more unhealthy ingredients compared to other countries.
*The entire {{i|Water}} [[Mediterranean Sea]] can fit into the US without touching the border.

== Subdivisions ==
United States of America has 50 states (first-level subdivisions). These are listed below (WIP).
{{DivCol|colwidth=10em}}
*{{i|Alaska}} [[Alaska]]
*{{i|Alabama}} [[Alabama]]
*[[File:USGeorgia-icon.png]] [[Georgia (United States)|Georgia]]
*[[File:Hawaii-icon.png]] [[Hawaii]]
*{{i|Michigan}} [[Michigan]]
*[[File:Nebraska-icon.png]] [[Nebraska]]
*[[File:Ohio-icon.png]] [[Ohio]]
*[[File:Oklahoma-icon.png]] [[Oklahoma]]
*[[File:Washington-icon.png]] [[Washington]]
*{{i|New York}} [[New York]]
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== List of Presidents ==
<div class="mw-collapsible">
{| class="wikitable" style="margin:auto"
|+ [[File:USA-icon.png]] Presidents of the United States [[File:Presidentialism-icon.png]]
|-
! Name !! Number !! Party !! In Office
|-
| [[File:George Washington-icon.png]] [[Washingtonism|Geroge Washington]] || 1 || [[File:George Washington-icon.png]] [[Washingtonism|Independent]] || 1789-1797
|-
| [[File:Adams-icon.png]] [[Adamsism|John Adams]] || 2 || [[File:Federalist Party-icon.png]] [[Federalist Party]] || 1797-1801
|-
| {{I|JeffDem}} [[Jeffersonian Democracy|Thomas Jefferson]] || 3 || {{I|Republic}} [[Democratic-Republican Party]] || 1801-1809
|-
| {{I|Madisonism}} [[Madisonism|James Madison]] || 4 || {{I|Republic}} [[Democratic-Republican Party]] || 1809-1817
|-
| {{I|JQA}} [[John Quincy Adams Thought|John Quincy Adams]] || 6 || {{I|Republic}} [[Democratic-Republican Party]] || 1825-1829
|-
| {{I|Lincoln}} [[Lincolnism|Abraham Lincoln]] || 16 || [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 1861-1865
|-
| {{I|Andrew Johnson}} [[Andrew Johnsonism|Andrew Johnson]] || 17 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 1865-1869
|-
| {{I|Wilsonianism}} [[Wilsonianism|Woodrow Wilson]] || 28 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 1913-1921
|-
| {{I|Hoover}} [[Hooverism|Herbert Hoover]] || 31 || {{I|USrep}} [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 1929-1933
|-
| [[File:Roosevelt-icon.png]] [[New Deal Liberalism|Franklin D. Roosevelt]] || 32 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 1933-1945
|-
| [[File:Trumanism-icon.png]] [[Fair Deal Liberalism|Harry S. Truman]] || 33 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 1945-1953
|-
| {{i|Eisenhower}} [[Eisenhowerism|Dwight D. Eisenhower]] || 34 || {{I|USrep}} [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 1953-1961
|-
| [[File:JFK-icon.png]] [[New Frontier Liberalism|John F. Kennedy]] || 35 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 1961-1963
|-
| [[File:Nixon-icon.png]] [[Nixonism|Richard Nixon]] || 37 || [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 1969-1974
|- 
| [[File:JimmyCarter-icon.png]] [[Carterism|Jimmy Carter]] || 39 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 1977-1981
|- 
| [[File:Reagan-icon.png]] [[Reaganomics|Ronald Reagan]] || 40 || [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 1981-1989
|-
| [[File:GHWB-icon.png]] [[George H. W. Bush Thought|George H. W. Bush]] || 41 || [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 1989-1993
|-
| [[File:Clinton-icon.png]] [[Clintonism|Bill Clinton]] || 42 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 1993-2001
|-
| [[File:GWB-icon.png]] [[George W. Bush Thought|George W. Bush]] || 43 || [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 2001-2009
|-
| [[File:Obama-icon.png]] [[Obamaism|Barack Obama]] || 44 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 2009-2017
|-
| [[File:Trump-icon.png]] [[Trumpism|Donald Trump]] || 45 || [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 2017-2021
|- 
| [[file:Biden-icon.png]] [[Bidenism|Joe Biden]] || 46 || [[File:USdem-icon.png]] [[Democratic Party]] || 2021-2025
|-
| [[File:Trump-icon.png]] [[Trumpism|Donald Trump]] || 47 || [[File:USrep-icon.png]] [[Grand Old Party|Republican Party]] || 2025-
|}
</div>

== Quotes ==
{{QuoteBox|<big><b>AMERICA, HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</big></b>| [[File:USA-icon2.png]] [[Nationalism|Random Patriotic American guy]]}}{{QuoteBox|America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Asufutimaehaehfutbw|[[File:Biden-icon.png]] [[Bidenism|Joe Biden]]}}

== Relations ==
=== Friends ===
*[[File:Canada-icon.png]] [[Canada]] - My little brother. We grew up together. We fight together (and each other). Also, my best friend that joined me in my wars. He helped me out big time during 9/11 by taking in stranded airline passengers when I was forced to close my airspace. He also invented modern smartphones! But stop putting milk in plastic bags. It’s weird
*[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom]] - Father! My parent! I hated those taxes, causing the revolution. But today, he consider me to be his PROUDEST, STRONGEST, AND COOLEST achievement ever. But I’m removing the unnecessary u’s from words and you cannot make me use the metric system.
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] - Economic friend and ally against [[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia|him]]. <s>I'm still 100 times better then you tho.</s> And can you spend more on your military and step up your game instead of piggybacking off my security umbrella?
*[[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] [[Taiwan]] - Even if I don't recognize you due to the One-China Policy, I will still protect you from [[File:PRC-icon.png]] [[People's Republic of China|that commie]]. Your microchips are the best.
*[[File:3ball-icon.png]] [[Native Americans]] - Look, I'm sorry, ok? I'll give you more privileges to make up for what I did to you.
*[[File:Mexico-icon.png]] [[Mexico]] - We are friends and share alliances, plus I LOVE your food. But please stop illegally crossing my border, or else [[File:Trump-icon.png]] [[Trumpism|he]] will build a wall between us.
*[[File:South Korea-icon.png]] [[South Korea]] - See, you can trust me. Helped you make a giant comeback in the [[File:Korea-icon.png]] [[Unified Korea|Korean]] War. Also I LOVE your culture, it’s like a CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA!!!
*[[File:Japan-icon.png]] [[Japan]] - Biggest ally in [[File:Asia-icon.png]] [[Asia]]. Anime is really cool, just don’t let any of my weebs go to you, you’ll regret it. And sorry if any of my ignorant people are shouting [[File:Racism-icon.png]] [[Racism|racist]] things towards you.
*[[File:Bahamas-icon.png]] [[Bahamas]] - Every summer I visit your beautiful paradise.
*[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - [[File:Jew-icon.png]] [[Jews]] are the most protected people by me. I won’t let another holocaust happen to you, my friend. I will lend you weapons to defend yourself against [[File:Hamas-icon.png]][[File:Hezbollah-icon.png]] [[Hamas|these]] [[Hezbollah|aggressive]] [[Iran|terrorists]] [[File:Iran-icon.png]]
*{{GetIcon|Germany}} [[Germany]] - <s>Literally [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] [[Nazism|Nazi]]</s> Pretzels mmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤
*{{i|Falun Gong}} [[Falun Gong]] - The {{i|CCP}} [[Chinese Communist Party|CCP]] can try to infiltrate my news media all they want, I have already passed the Falun Gong Protection Act. The vote was unanimous! That’s rare. The CCP tries to make my media to portray you as religious nutjobs, but I guess they don’t know that I’m founded by religious nutjobs. And what do you know, it seems like those commie bastards started sending bomb threats to you and members of my congress!
*{{i|McDonald}} [[McDonalds]] - My favorite restaurant in the entire world. I eat 1776 Big Macs a day.

=== Neutral ===
*[[File:Mexico-icon.png]] [[Mexico]] - We have good relations and I helped yuo fight cartels, but STOP JUMPING MY BORDER!
*{{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]] - I defend you, I gave you weapons, you said you could win, but it’s been three years and nothing has moved! You keep on rejecting my negotiations. You even rejected my request for rare earth minerals! Even after I gave you so much? Why?
*{{i|Djibouti}} [[Djibouti]] - Come on man, I thought we were allies, and you blocked {{i|Russia}} [[Russia]] from making a base in your land like I told you too… Yet you still accepted the {{i|PRC}} [[People's Republic of China|Chinese]] deal! Guess I’ll have to turn to {{i|Somaliland}} [[Somaliland]] now…

=== Enemies ===
*[[File:Russia-icon2.png]] [[Russia]] - YOU! LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE! STOP BULLYING EVERYONE AROUND! YOU ARE JUST A SALTY LITTLE COMMIE, JEALOUS THAT ALL YOUR “FRIENDS” '''LIKE ME 10000% TIMES MORE! WHY??''' '''<big>MAYBE LOOK AROUND AND LOOK AT THE THINGS YOU DO TO THEM!!!</big>'''
*[[File:PRC-icon.png]] [[People's Republic of China|China]] - I know I really should be careful with what I say since you’re my second biggest trade partner, but screw it I am going to be honest! Get your spies and your stupid balloons '''OUT OF MY COUNTRY!''' YOU IRRITATING [[File:Commie-icon.png]] [[Communism|COMMIE]]… TRYING TO CONTROL EVERY BIT OF MY KNOWN WORLD… Stop violating human rights and have some [[File:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Democracy]]! And stop putting toxic chemicals into your products!! Also, stop editing the pictures of our [[File:Olympics-icon.png]] [[Olympic Games|Olympics]] swimmers to make them look purple you propaganda machine!
*[[File:AlQaeda-icon.png]] [[Al-Qaeda]] - 9/11 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND AND KILLED YOUR {{i|Osama}} [[Bin Ladenism|LEADER]]! 
*[[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]] - LAND OF COMMIES! '''THE WORST!!''' STOP GENOCIDING!! <code><big>'''<u>[[File:USAtangle-icon.png]] I WILL NUKE YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER IF I HAVE TO!</u> [[File:USAtangle-icon.png]]'''</big></code> SO, SO GLAD THAT YOU COLLAPSED. I GOT THE FIRST MAN ON THE [[File:Luna-icon.png]] [[Moon|MOON]]! TAKE THAT!
*[[File:North Korea-icon.png]] [[North Korea]] - STOP THREATENING ME WITH NUKES! [[File:SKorea-icon.png]] [[South Korea]] is better!
*[[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]] - I gave you aid, and you used it all on building your weapons. Look, [[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] is my closest ally, and how to you expect me to help you when your supporters literally burn the American flag?
*[[File:Spanish Empire new-icon.png]] [[Spanish Empire]] - By defeating you, the world can finally see what a great power I am. I’m also taking all your islands.

== How to draw ==
{{Flag|USAflag.png|Flag of USA}}
{{DrawDif|hard}}<br>
There is no specific shade of colors needed to draw the flag of USA. so you can draw in any shade of red, white and blue you want! But, preferable shades are listed below.
# Draw a ball.
# Draw 7 red stripes separated by 6 white stripes.
# Draw a small blue rectangle covering the left of 4 red stripes.
# Draw 50 stars (or dots if you are lazy) inside the blue rectangle.
# Draw a pair of sunglasses on the ball and you are done!
{{FlagColour
|c1 = Independence (American) Blue
|h1 = #002664
|c2 = Upsdell Red (American Red)
|h2 = #BB133E
|c3 = <s>American</s> White
|h3 = #FFFFFF
}}

== Gallery ==
<tabber>
|-|Regular=
<gallery widths=150>
USAnuke.png|Building
American Civil War.jpeg|Civil War
Syria gun point.png|Syria
TIKTOK BAN.png|America's TikTok ban
WWIII.png|WORLD WAR THREE
USA Art, I guess.png|Made by [[User:Wikiball|Wikiball]]
USAndrew.png|Made by [[User:AndrewMapping|Andrew]]
StubUSA.png|waht
Banner.png
</gallery>
|-|Screenshots= <gallery widths=150>
USAstare.jpeg|Staring
USA art jam.jpeg|Drawing on Magma’s Art Jam
USAGRIM.jpeg|Grimace Shake real
USA eyes.jpeg|GYAT-
USAWW1art.jpeg|Cooll
USAUSA.jpeg|USA
CoolUSAUSA.jpeg
WWIII.png|WORLD WAR THREE
</gallery>
|-|Informational= <gallery widths=150>
USAflags.jpeg|All historical flags of USA
RealUSAflag.jpeg|Real USA flag
Map of USA.jpg|Map of USA
</gallery></tabber>

== Variants ==
*[[File:USAWW2-icon.png]] [[World Wars in the United States]]

== Navigation ==
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