United States of America
“”Good morning USA! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day! The
 sun in the sky has a smile on his face, and he's shining a salute to the American race… Oh, boy, it's swell to say, GOOD MORNING U.S.A!!! |
—  American Dad
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United States of America, more commonly known as USA, the US, United States or America, is a powerful nation located in North America. He likes oil, fast food, eagles 🦅, more oil, and bring Fʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ to other countries. The U.S. has a significant global influence in economics, politics, and culture.
In comics, he is often portrayed as dumb, ignorant highly competitive, and violent, but can be very patriotic, passionate, and powerful. He is also the 
world's biggest 
democracy and has the most influence in the world, hence the nickname “Land of the Free, Home of the Brave”. He sometimes gets greedy and will do almost anything for oil. His hospital bills are also really high. Many people from 
Authoritarian countries and poor countries want to come to live and build their life up in America, because there are lots of opportunities and freedom in America.
America is the home of freedom and liberty, has a glorious history and an unparalleled spirit of 
patriotism. Despite his best efforts at stoping 
terrorism, 
fascism and 
communism, edgy teens on the internet still thinks that USA is at fault for every wrong in the world. But, for sure some US politicians are abusing America's role as the global police, like 
Kissinger.
In the general Polandball community (such as 
r/Polandball), America is the character that gets most made fun of, alongside 
Poland.
History
Independence
The United States of America started as a colony in North America, called the 
Thirteen Colonies. The colony belonged to 
Great Britain. But because of tax constantly raising, the people in the colony were not happy. They do not feel represented by the parliament that decide the tax. Tensions rose and exploded. The Thirteen Colonies, led by 
George Washington, were fighting the Brits. In the end, the Colonies won and declared independence as the United States on July 4, 1776. America embraced 
republicanism and rejected Britain's 
monarchism.
Manifest Destiney
America started to expand, believing it was 
God's will for him to take over the continent. He took some 
native lands in the west of the Appalachian Mountains in the late 1700s. USA started minting coins in 1792. By 1796, he had begun exploring and colonizing clay as far as the 
Ohio Territory. In 1800, USA began to design his new capital, 
DC.
In 1803, America bought 
Louisiana territory of 
France for 15 million dollars, which doubled his clay size. America also bought 
Florida from 
Spain and defined his borders with the latter.
The British keeps on interrupting American waters, limiting their trade with Europe and stealing US' naval men. SO, in 1812 US and Britain declared war and US fought against the British colony of 
Canada. No major terroritries changed, but Canada burned down the White House.
The US still wanted to expand more, so he offered his rival, 
Mexico, 30 million dollars for California and New Mexico. But Mexico refused, so the United States sent troops to a disputed region along the Mexican-American border. The troops were captured, and the US used this as an excuse to declare war, leading to the Mexican-American War in 1846. Mexico was unprepared for this, and after two years in 1848 Mexico gave up a third of his territory to the United States. This was the largest expansion ever made by the US of A.
On an unrelated note, in 1853 America forcefully opened 
Japan up for trade.
Civil War
America, under 
Abraham Lincoln, decided to ban 
slavery and free the 
8balls in 1860. But some states in the southern part of the country are not happy with this ban, believing it will hurt the economy. So, these states started to break away and secede from the USA, and formed a new country- the 
Confederate States of America in 1861. America is now split in two: the northern part, called themselves The Union, and the southern part, 
The Confederacy. The two sides fought, and eventually, the Union won in 1865. A lot of people are salty about this loss and proclaimed that the Confederacy was fighting for "state rights" instead of slavery, which was partly true, but the state rights being fought for were for to allow slavery.
The Gilded Age
After the Civil War, USA focused on civilizing the Wild West, such as building a transcontinental railroad—completed in 1871—and removing the 3balls. However, this sometimes resulted in USA’s loss, such as at 
Little Bighorn River in 1876. USA forced the Native Americans to move to Indian reservations to make room for cities and farms. They initially resisted, attacking American farms and cities. This is where those scenes of Native Americans attacking caravans in Western movies came about. Still, most of the violent resistance movements on the part of the Native Americans ended in 1900.
USAball also expanded its clay by purchasing 
Alaska from 
Russia for 7.2 million US dollars in 1867. By the 1880s, USA had vastly improved his economy and status. France gifted him the Statue of Liberty in 1886. In 1892, USA held his first world's fair in 
Chicago. In 1896, the Klondike gold Rush sent many US citizens to 
Yukon for gold.
Meanwhile, America started doing a little bit of 
imperialism of his own. After giving 
Liberia its de facto independence, he annexed 
Hawaii in 1895. USA defeated 
Spain in the 1898 Spanish-American War, taking Guam, Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Philippines. However, the last one gave him some trouble by becoming 
independent, and USA fought him until 1902. He became a 
loyal child afterward. USA was also involved in 
China as a part of the 
Eight-Nation Alliance and helped build a railroad through China's clay. Russian Empire suggested carving China up but USA opposed.
USA also acquired the Guano Islands and 
American Samoa.
Before the war, Spain was no longer considered a global power but a rich and weak country and was considered a secondary country among the European powers. Therefore, the Spanish defeat did not draw much European attention concerning the military capacity of America. America was already the most significant economic power in the world but with little military importance.
In 1903, USA invented the airplane ✈️ and started mass-producing cars in the 1900s and 1910s. The Rust Belt across his clay was a surge of income. He purchased 
Danish West Indies in 1916 and renamed him "
Virgin Islands". USA tried to stay neutral and be 
isolated in world politics. Still, in 1906, he helped orchestrate the Treaty of 
Portsmouth to end the 
Russo-Japanese 
War.
World Wars
Main article:
Interwar and World War II United States
Despite the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania, USA refrained from fighting with 
Germany until the 
British revealed the Zimmermann Telegram to USA in 1917. Germany was asking 
Mexico to attack the United States, and the United States wasn’t happy about that. So he went to Europe and destroyed Germany, consolidating the country's military prestige for the first time.
America also built a 
canal through 
Panama.
After WWI, Europe was in a financial crisis. 
Germany was forced to pay many reputations, so USA gave it many loans. Europe's decline made America emerge as a world power. In 1920, USA banned alcohol but still continued to drink it secretly. Throughout the 1920s, USA had a boom era. He even flew solo across the 
Atlantic in 1927.
In 1919 and 1920, some radical leftists conducted terrorist attacks.
In 1929, however, stocks dropped sharply in the Wall Street Crash. The Great Depression began around the world as USA called back all his debts immediately. USA's banks and gold standard failed by 1932. In 1933, however, he started to embark on the 
New Deal. His economy steadily improved as he repealed Prohibition and moved 
Oklahoma and 
Nebraska away from the Dust Bowl. USA developed a policy of isolationism in the later 1930s against fascism in 
Europe and 
East Asia.
USA tried to remain neutral during the war, though he embargoed 
Japan when he invaded 
China full-scale. USA also aided UK and 
France to fight 
Nazi Germany. But when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, USA decided enough was enough and entered the war.
All of USA’s industries converted to make wartime goods, and fought against Germany in Europe and Japan in the Pacific. Events like the Normandy landings ensured an 
Allied victory in Europe. But Japan, due to their traditions, wasn’t about to give up and humiliate themselves in front of the whole world. So the USA developed nuclear weapons, and nuked the cities of 
Hiroshima and 
Nagasaki, finally making them surrender.
The Cold War
After WWII, 
USSR and USA emerged as two global superpowers with opposite ideologies and philosophies. USSR directed his agents to subvert America, by dumbing down education, turning peaceful protests violent, and adding fuel to the already divisive issues like the Vietnam War.
The two were in a standoff, fighting proxy wars and constantly threatening each other.
After WWII ended, America greatly helped the nations who were wrecked. USA could do this effectively because back in 1944, the US established his dollar as the world's reserve currency, meaning while trading in US dollars, countries can keep their own currency artificially low, allowing them to export cheap goods to the US.Generous loans were given to 
Germany and 
Japan (which allowed them to become the economic powerhouses we see today). America was able to from deep ties with the nations he helped, and the US got military bases all around the world, circling the USSR, in return. In essence, the deal was: "we'll help you rebuild by selling stuff in our market, in exchange you become our ally in the Cold War."
North Korea, with help from Sovietball, attacked 
South Korea in 1950, and captured 
Seoul very quickly. So, USA brought in 
NATO members and 
United Nations to help counter the invasion. The Korean War ended in 1952 and was a tie (but the South technically gained more land).
USA also gave the 8balls rights in the 1950s and 1960s. The civil rights movement of the 8balls inspired the 3balls to also claim their rights, with USA giving them rights at the end of the 1960s.
In 1955, 
North Vietnam attacked 
South Vietnam, with the help of USSR and 
PRC. So, the US sent troops to counter the invasion. The war was very brutal, and American soldiers suffered the harsh climate of Vietnam plus the deadly traps laid out by the communist Vietnamese guerrillas. The US soldiers, fueled with rage, committed war crimes against Vietnamese civilians.
In 1962, USSR gave 
Cuba nuclear missiles, which caused a crisis nationwide. It was resolved when USA agreed to take their nuclear missiles away from 
Türkiye and 
Italy in exchange for the missiles to be removed from Cuba.
The two superpowers were also competing technologically, making tons of nukes and trying to achieve more in space. The Soviets had the first victories but were beaten when USA orbited around Earth in 1962. Plus, the US sent the first people on 
The Moon in 1969, and it was a success. Neil Armstrong was the first man to step on the Lunar surface, with Buzz Aldrin being the second.
| “ | That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. | ” | |
In 1965, a degenerate counterculture movement rose, with members of the movement being called "
Hippies". Sparked by the spies of the Soviets implemented to cause disruption among American society, these so-called free spirits rejected 
traditional values, favoring 
self-indulgence over responsibility. Eschewing hard work and discipline, they instead embraced a lifestyle of aimless wandering, 
substance abuse, and 
anti-establishment rhetoric. This movement laid a solid foundation for the 
further degeneration of the left in the future.
Now, the Vietnam War was still ongoing. USSR's influence of spies implemented in America sparked the 
anti-war movement among the young generation, calling for the retreat of American forces, and this movement grew so large that the US was forced to retreat and give up on saving South Vietnam in 1975. After 4 months of American absence, the entirety of Vietnam fell to communism. This war was considered an embracing defeat for the US, and he is still being mocked for it to this day.
In the 1960s and 1970s, America under 
Nixon and Kissinger helped create a bunch of 
anti-communist dictatorships in Latin America. Many 
anti-Americans accuse the US of being a hypocrite for the USA also called out against how USSR made puppet states in Eastern Europe. However, the difference is, while America did help and support these anti-communist dictatorships, they were not directly controlled by America and they made decisions on their own for the most part, unlike the Soviet-backed puppets. Under Nixon, USA also found himself in the Watergate scandal, which led to Nixon's resignation.
By the 1970s, the US' trade surplus flipped to a trade deficit due to the US' rebuilding deal mentioned before, and American businesses were being undercut by foreign competitors, such as the American automobile industry getting wrecked when Japanese cars started to flood the market.
In 1986, president 
Ronald Reagan ordered airstrikes on 
Libya after it was revealed that 
Muammar Gaddafi was behind multiple terrorist attacks against Americans, including the bombing of a 
Berlin nightclub that killed American soldiers. Gaddafi survived and became even more defiant, increasing his 
anti-Western rhetoric.
In 1988, Soviet Union effectively lost the Cold War when the Iron Curtain began to disintegrate, and the 
Eastern Bloc was divided and dissolved in 1989.
The 
Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, officially ending the Cold War in an American victory.
Post-Cold War Era
After the Cold War, America became the sole global superpower. He began to try to reform healthcare and grow the economy. The economy experienced a period of growth, fueled by the dot-com boom, but ended the decade with the bursting of the dot-com bubble.
Since the Cold War ended, there was no need for the US' trade system, since the Soviets are gone. So, trade should have gotten back to being more balanced. But that is not what happened, and it got way much worse. In 1992, president 
Georgie Senior got the ball rolling on the 
North American Free Trade Agreement with 
Canada and Mexico, and later president 
Billy granted China permanent status of favoured nation by signing the US-China Relations Act of 2000. So basically, the US created a global free trade system to fight an aggressive communist dictatorship, and when that was done, used the same system to build up an aggressive communist dictatorship. Since then, America's trade deficits have exploded.
In the 1990s, the US government declassified the Venona files, a collection of Soviet communications that were decoded by American intelligence during World War II. These documents showed that at least three hundred Soviet spies were working in the US government, including high-ranking officials in the Roosevelt administration who had access to top-secret information. Other agents used their positions to influence American policymaking and statecraft.
USA fought 
Iraq in the Gulf Wars of 1991 and 2003. The 1990s was also the decade where USA was attacked directly and indirectly by 
Al-Qaeda:
- In 1993 when
Al-Qaeda bombed the World Trade Center. - In 1996 when Al-Qaeda attacked the Khobar Towers in
Saudi Arabia. - In 1998 when Al-Qaeda bombed USA's embassies in
Kenya and 
Tanzania.
In response, USA failed to kill Al-Qaeda with cruise missiles. Then, in 1999, he successfully avoided the Y2K bug, returned the Panama Canal Zone to Panama something he would later regret.
In the year 2000, the USS Cole Bombing happened: Al-Qaeda suicide attacked a 
US Navy ship in 
Yemen, killing 17 (including the attackers). This was a warning sign of what was to come.
With the rest of the world, America celebrated the arrival of the New Millennium in 2001.
Modern Era
On September 11, 2001, two planes from the terrorist organization Al-Qaeda hit the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. This killed 2,977 victims and 19 hijackers. This event sparked the War on Terror, and is forever glued to the American hearts. As a part of the War on Terror, America went into the Middle East and searching for terrorists in 
Afghanistan and Iraq. On April 9, 2003, US-led coalition forces seized 
Baghdad, toppling 
Saddam Hussein's regime.
In late August 2005, 
Hurricane Katrina hit USA. The damages are estimated between $97.4 billion to $145.5 billion, with 1,836 fatalities.
USA and his allies intervened in Libya's multiple personality disorders in 2011, and killed 
Osama hiding in 
Pakistan the same year. USA under 
Obama then gave 
the gays rights and tried to hide his 
corruption. In 2014, USA and Cuba reconciled for the first time in almost 50 years.
In 2016, 
Donald Trump was elected. At least 217 violent leftist protestors were arrested in Washington D.C. on the day of his inauguration.
In 2017, 
USA and NATO engaged in fighting against 
ISIS, 
Boko Haram, remnants of the followers of Al-Qaeda, and 
Taliban. He also indirectly teamed up with long-time rivals like 
Russia in fighting the kebabs.
Contemporary: 2020 and onwards
Around the 2020s, the 
Democratic Party and the leftists grew increasingly far-left, making centrists and 
moderates appear 
conservative.
On August 15, 2021, Taliban forces marched into 
Kabul and took it, ending the 20-year conflict in US defeat. Because of this, the Afghan government 
was replaced, and 
Biden's approval ratings plummeted.
From January 28 to February 4, 2023, a Chinese spy balloon was spotted flying over North America. USA
On October 7, 2023, 
Hamas, governing 
Gaza, attacked 
Israel's clay; in response, the latter declared war on the former. USA heavily supported Israel against his war against Hamas. Many American citizens disagreed and supported 
Palestine instead. This is quite strange as most of the Palestinian supporters are 
woke, something Palestine and Palestinians strongly dislike. Since then, USA has also vetoed many UN resolutions in support of Palestine to support the cube.
On December 29, 2023, 
South Africa accused Israel of genocide at United Nations, USA opposed him.
In 2024, it’s election year. The mainstream media has been telling lies about Trump to make him look bad for a decade now. Two opposing parties: Joe Biden-led Democratic Party and the 
Republican Party led by Donald Trump are really against each other. With the mainstream media in huge favor of Biden, Trump is in a tricky situation where fake news are all being made and used against him. Still, Joe Biden later got couped by his fellow democrats, and got replaced by his vice president 
Kamala Harris. Biden then proceeded to support Trump by acting stupid to get revenge on Kamala. He even put a MAGA hat on.
In 2024, the US quietly expanded their economic waters by presenting scientific data to show that their continental shelf reaches there. Some r*tards on the internet are somehow butthurt about this, even though the waters did not belong to any other country prior. Also, the United States began testing laser weapons on warships. This laser system, called "HELIOS" (High Energy Laser with Integrated Optical-dazzler and Surveillance) have a range of 6 miles and have a high and low mode, high mode destroys enemy drones while low mode tampers the electronics.
On January 12, 2024, USA began launching air strikes against 
Houthis in Yemen's clay due to their attacks on the Red Sea.
In October 2024, 100-year old former president 
Jimmy Carter got used and "endorsed" and "voted" for Kamala Harris. President Carter has devoted his life to his country and its people, especially the poor. He deserves better treatment than to be wheeled out and put on display in order to publicize the first day of 
Georgia early voting to "enthusiastically cast his vote for Kamala Harris".
| “ | President Carter just “voted.” He is non-responsive and barely alive. His vote is being stolen and used as a disgusting publicly stunt. Democrats have no shame.
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Also in October 2024, Hurricane Milton, a category 5 hurricane, hit USA. Trump wins the 2024 
presidential election, causing a massive 
Democratic meltdown. Trump signed orders to remove 
transgender things and plastic straws.
Canada is very mad response to the 25% tariff USA is planning to gave him for all the fentanyl and illegals coming in from his border into the US, initiating a culture war between the two. Trump has initiated tariffs on many countries on 2 April in order to balance out the huge trade deficit the US has, but later decided to pause them for 90 days for negotiations, except for the default 10% tariffs and the 125% tariffs on People's Republic of China (who seems to be Trump's main target), starting a US-China trade war.
| “ | Trade Wars do hurt. But not nearly as much as free trade with a hostile foreign power that has weaponized its economy to destroy the US.
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Even though Canada and China retaliated, more than 75 countries, like 
Argentina, Israel, 
India, 
Vietnam, South Korea, and Japan, have not only refused to retaliate, but are instead working with Trump to hammer out a deal. By lowering barriers and evening out trade deficits, they hope to avoid the worst of the tariffs.
In May 2025, Trump decided to lift all sanctions off of the new 
Syria, hoping to restore relations after 
Ba'athist became gone.
Tariffs on PRC lowered from 145% to 30% as a temporary ceasefire for 90 days, with PRC also lowering his tariff from 125% to 10%. During the trade war, the amount of tariffs lead to an equivalent of a trade freeze. While U.S. small businesses suffered, analysts noted that PRC was hit harder, facing job losses and large struggling companies.
Culture
USA’s culture is very mixed, as a lot of different people live there. It’s often called a “melting pot”, where you can bring your own culture and are free to practice it but it will be mixed. There are indigenous cultures that have been present for thousands of years, each with its own unique traditions, languages, and art forms. Native American tribes like the 
Navajo, 
Cherokee, and 
Sioux, among many others, contribute to the rich tapestry of American cultural heritage. The whites in America have cowboys and crocodiles.
In addition to indigenous influences, the USA has been significantly shaped by waves of (legal) immigration. European settlers brought their customs, languages, and 
religious practices, which were later joined by influences from 
African, 
Asian, 
Latin American, and 
Middle Eastern communities. This blend of cultures is evident in American cuisine, music, literature, and holiday celebrations.
For instance, the culinary scene in the USA is incredibly diverse, featuring everything from Italian pasta and Mexican tacos to 
Chinese dim sum and Indian curry. Music genres like jazz, blues, as well as more modern and degenerate genres like rock and hip-hop, all which originated in the USA, and reflect a blend of African, European, and Latin influences. Literature and art in the USA also showcase a variety of perspectives and experiences, from classic American novels to contemporary works by authors of diverse backgrounds.
The cultural diversity of the USA is celebrated through numerous festivals and events, such as 
New York City's multicultural parades, 
Los Angeles' food festivals, and Chicago's music festivals, which highlight the contributions of different ethnic groups to the national fabric. This multiculturalism is one of the defining characteristics of American identity, fostering a society that values inclusivity and innovation.
School Fights
The American public school system has many problems, one of which is school fights. They are very common in US public schools, and often happen for petty reasons. School fights in America aren't even limited to the students anymore, teachers often get injured by the students.
There are two reasons why school fights are so common in America:
- Lack of repercussion. Students usually only get a few days suspended, some detention time, or even no punishment at all. This creates a culture where the kids aren't afraid of doing violence for they are not afraid or care about the punishments and they themselves are not properly
morally educated in the 
woke society. - Social media glorifies school fightings. People who record and post gets tons of likes and engagement.
School Shootings
School shootings are terrible and tragic. Many people, particularly 
Europeans, likes to make fun of the US for allegedly having a lot of school shootings. Gun-control activists claim there a school shooting almost every day on average, and they happen more often then they do not. But, the major flaw is, the data they are using counts any discharge of a weapon on school property as a school shooting, even if no one is injured or it’s purely suicide. About 10 kids die of school shootings a year, while 73 kids die of chocking on food a year. Despite this, America and school shootings still became infamous in meme culture and ways to mock the US.
Trivia
- USA is an outlier in
democratic nations, still practicing the death penalty. Prisoners are mostly executed by electric chair or lethal injection. - Unlike in the
United Kingdom, eggs have to be refrigerated in the US. This is because American commercial eggs are washed and dried, but this process removes the egg’s cuticle, making bacteria more easier to grow. - The average person in the US eats 5 gallons of ice cream a year.
- The US has produced 3204 serial killers, far more than the rest of the world.
- But, the US is the third most populated country, so the numbers are going to be higher compared to another country with a tenth of US population.
- The US defined and wrote the book on how to catch and profile serial killers. The USA is apparently the best at catching them, hence the high numbers.
- There are a number of
authoritarian countries use who suppress their numbers, such as 
Communist China.
- In the United States, big food companies usually put a lot more unhealthy ingredients compared to other countries.
- The entire
Mediterranean Sea can fit into the US without touching the border. - The north White House fountain has been dyed green for Saint Patrick's Day every year since 2009.
- More than 10 billion 🍩 donuts are consumed annually in USA's clay.
- USA spends one-third of his annual budget on his
army and ☢️ nuclear weapons. - The Global Positioning System (GPS) is American-owned.
Subdivisions
United States of America has 50 states (first-level subdivisions). These are listed below.
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
List of Presidents
Quotes
| “ | AMERICA, HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ” | |
| “ | America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Asufutimaehaehfutbw | ” | |
| “ | Stars and Stripes beat Hammer and Sickle! Look it up, commie!
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| “ | There can be no great accomplishment without risk. | ” | |
| “ | I want my burger with cheese and fries Hold the pickles, no surprise A frosty shake to soothe my sighs And onion rings that mesmerize |
” | |
Relationships
Friends
Canada - My little brother. We grew up together. We fight together (and each other). Also, my best friend that joined me in my wars. He helped me out big time during 9/11 by taking in stranded airline passengers when I was forced to close my airspace. He also invented modern smartphones! BUT YOU BETTER START SPENDING MORE ON 
NATO! QUIT SLACKING! Also stop putting milk in plastic bags. It’s weird but I do it too sometimes- United Kingdom - Father! My parent! I hated those taxes, causing the revolution. But today, he consider me to be his PROUDEST, STRONGEST, AND COOLEST achievement ever. But I’m removing the unnecessary u’s from words and you cannot make me use the metric system.
European Union - Economic friend and ally against 
him. I'm still 100 times better then you tho.And can you spend more on your military and step up your game instead of piggybacking off my security umbrella? Plus, your naively optimistic
green agendas have left you energy dependent on your aggressor.
Taiwan - Even if I don't recognize you due to the One-China Policy, I will still protect you from that commie. Your microchips are the best.
Native Americans - Look, I'm sorry, ok? I'll give you more privileges to make up for what I did to you.
Mexico - We are friends and share alliances, plus I LOVE your food. But please stop illegally crossing my border, or else 
he will build a wall between us.
South Korea - See, you can trust me. Helped you make a giant comeback in the 
Korean War. Also I LOVE your culture, it’s like a CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA!!!
Japan - Biggest ally in 
Asia. Anime is really cool, just don’t let any of my weebs go to you, you’ll regret it. And sorry if any of my ignorant people are shouting 
racist things towards you.
Bahamas - Every summer I visit your beautiful paradise.
Israel - 
Jews are the most protected people by me. I won’t let another holocaust happen to you, my friend. I will lend you weapons to defend yourself against 
these aggressive terrorists 
Germany - LiterallyPretzels mmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤
Nazi
Falun Gong - The 
CCP can try to infiltrate my news media all they want, I have already passed the Falun Gong Protection Act. The vote was unanimous! That’s rare. The CCP tries to make my media to portray you as religious nutjobs, but I guess they don’t know that I’m founded by religious nutjobs. And what do you know, it seems like those commie bastards started sending bomb threats to you and members of my congress!
McDonalds - My favorite restaurant in the entire world. I eat 1776 Big Macs a day.
Neutral
- Mexico - We have good relations and I helped yuo fight cartels, but STOP JUMPING MY BORDER!
Ukraine - I defend you, I gave you weapons, you said you could win, but it’s been three years and nothing has moved! You keep on rejecting my negotiations. You even rejected my request for rare earth minerals! Even after I gave you so much? Why?
Djibouti - Come on man, I thought we were allies, and you blocked Russia from making a base in your land like I told you too… Yet you still accepted the Chinese deal! Guess I’ll have to turn to 
Somaliland now…
Polish People's Republic & 
Czechoslovak Socialist Republic - Y'all want to join the Marshall Plan?
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Sure…
THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED!
Enemies
Russia - YOU! LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE! STOP BULLYING EVERYONE AROUND! YOU ARE JUST A SALTY LITTLE COMMIE, JEALOUS THAT ALL YOUR “FRIENDS” LIKE ME 10000% TIMES MORE! WHY?? MAYBE LOOK AROUND AND LOOK AT THE THINGS YOU DO TO THEM!!! Maybe we should reset the relations someday, for I have caused the proxy war…- China - I know I really should be careful with what I say since you’re my second biggest trade partner, but screw it I am going to be honest! Get your spies and your stupid balloons OUT OF MY COUNTRY! YOU IRRITATING
COMMIE… TRYING TO CONTROL EVERY BIT OF MY KNOWN WORLD… Stop violating human rights and have some Democracy! And stop putting toxic chemicals into your products!! Also, stop editing the pictures of our 
Olympics swimmers to make them look purple you propaganda machine! - Iran - Some crazy-ass, hyper-misogynistic terrorist kebab is threatening me with his missiles! Why did you Launch rockets at my base in
Iraq?! And justice for 
Mahsa Amini and the victims of AUI752! Also, this idiot is buddy-buddy with 
North Korea. - North Korea - STOP THREATENING ME WITH NUKES! South Korea is better! AND GROW THE UP YOU TANKIE BASEMENT-DWELLER!
Communist Cuba - Yeah, no need to explain at all. It's rather understandable. I hate you for joining them Commies in 1959! REMOVE 
CASTRO AND 
GUEVARA!
Palestine - I gave you aid, and you used it all on building your weapons. Look, Israel is my closest ally, and how to you expect me to help you when your supporters literally burn the American flag?- Al-Qaeda - 9/11 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!! AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND AND KILLED YOUR
LEADER! - Union of Soviet Socialist Republics - LAND OF COMMIES! THE WORST!! STOP GENOCIDING!!
I WILL NUKE YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER IF I HAVE TO! 
MOON! TAKE THAT! 
North Vietnam - Why are the trees talking 
Vietnamese?
Spanish Empire - By defeating you, the world can finally see what a great power I am. I’m also taking all your islands.
Houthies - Puppet of Iran who wants to remove Israel. Also currently tearing apart 
Yemen. Look, man, you can't keep blockading everyone in that one chokepoint in the Red Sea. Did you know that your alleged reason of hurting Israel isn't actually working?! I'M GLAD THAT DAD AND I BOMBED YOUR CLAY! quality father-son bonding time
How to draw
United States of America has a drawing rating of hard.
There is no specific shade of colors needed to draw the flag of USA. so you can draw in any shade of red, white and blue you want! But, preferable shades are listed below.
- Draw a ball.
- Draw 7 red stripes separated by 6 white stripes.
- Draw a small blue rectangle covering the left of 4 red stripes.
- Draw 50 stars (or dots if you are lazy) inside the blue rectangle.
- Draw a pair of sunglasses on the ball and you are done!
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Independence (American) Blue | #002664 | |
| Upsdell Red (American Red) | #BB133E | |
| #FFFFFF | ||
Gallery
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Staring
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Drawing on Magma’s Art Jam
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Grimace Shake real
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GYAT-
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Cooll
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USA
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WORLD WAR THREE
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All historical flags of USA
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Real USA flag
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Map of USA
See Also
States |  Alabama •  Alaska •  Arizona •  Arkansas •  California •  Colorado •  Connecticut •  Delaware •  Florida • Georgia • Hawaii •  Idaho •  Illinois •  Indiana •  Iowa •  Kansas •  Kentucky •  Louisiana •  Maine •  Maryland •  Massachusetts •  Michigan ( Yooper) •  Minnesota •  Mississippi •  Missouri •  Montana • Nebraska •  Nevada •  New Hampshire •  New Jersey •  New Mexico •  New York •  North Carolina •  North Dakota •  Ohio • Oklahoma •  Oregon •  Pennsylvania •  Rhode Island •  South Carolina •  South Dakota •  Tennessee •  Texas •  Utah •  Vermont •  Virginia •  Washington •  West Virginia •  Wisconsin •  Wyoming |
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