Australia

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Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a country in ๐ŸŒŠ Oceania, between the ๐ŸŒŠ Indian and the ๐ŸŒŠ Southern Pacific Oceans, occupying the mainland of the continent of Australia and several islands. He often wears an akubra hat and hates emus. He is sometimes upside down because of the meme "everything in Australia is upside down".

Because Australia is surrounded by sea, he has no neighbors. However, he is located relatively close to the south of ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Indonesia and ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ Papua New Guinea and northwest of ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ New Zealand.

The Commonwealth of Australia is often seen as a very dangerous country, due to the fact that many of the wildlife is either ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ poisonous or ๐“…ฆ out of control. ๐Ÿคก Memes have also escalated this view further. However, if you look beside the wildlife, Australia is actually a very peaceful and happy countryball.

Australia gets along with almost everybody, has very popular tourist destinations, and just like ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA, and people from countries like ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ China, ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ Iraq, and ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ India come and live in his clay for a better life. He is a very safe and friendly country and a great place to escape to in the outbreak of WW3.

Australia is the only country in the world that covers an entire continent. He is one of the largest countries on ๐ŸŒ Earth, ranking 6th in size, about three fourths the size of ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Europe.

History

On 1 January 1901, Australia gained independence from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง British Empire. But he still kept the ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Union Jack on his flag.

At the declaration of war in 1914, a young independent Australia (along with his siblings) was pulled into their ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง parent's war. He and his sister ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ New Zealand were sent to fight the ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Turks in ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Gallipoli. What was meant to be an easy victory turned into a bloodbath. The two young countryballs fought in unbearable conditions against a dug-in enemy, and were evacuated in late November 1915. The ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Gallipoli landings shaped Australia's national identity, and Australia became a battle-hardened soldier who left many dead allies behind on the beach.

Most of Australia's conflicts have been because of ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ colonial alliances, such as WW1, WW2, ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต Korean War ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท, ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ Vietnam War โ›ฑ๏ธ, and the two Gulf Wars. But the most hilarious conflict Australia has ever been into was in 1932, known as the "๐“…ฆ Emu War ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ". Some Aussies were mad about emus constantly destroying their crops, so they got some funds from the government and the military and decided to go to war with the emus, killing tons of them. But ultimately the Aussies gave up because there was just too many emus (and the emus were forming organized military squads).

In 1942, Australia adopted the Statute of ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Westminster, making the Commonwealth of Australia formally and fully independent from the ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง British Empire. But, the monarch of the ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom is still the monarch of Australia (and 15 other realms) today. On 3 March 1986, the Australia Act 1986 came into effect. Now, ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom's government can no longer be involved with Australia's government.

As Australia was experiencing economic decline in the latter half of the 20th century, the country implemented a number of ๐Ÿ“– reforms, including removing internal ๐Ÿ“ข anticompetitive policies starting in the 1980s. In the 1990s, Australia implemented laws and launched institutions to remove internal barriers to the trade of goods and labour, and to facilitate an agreement for the states to recognize each others' regulations.

In 2010, Australia was into female leadership of ๐Ÿฅ€ Julia Gillard. In 2017, Australia legalized ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ same-sex marriage, making the micronation of ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Gay and Lesbian Kingdom obsolete.

In 2018, ๐Ÿชถ Peter Dutton tried to become prime minister, forcing ๐Ÿ†“ Malcolm Turnbull to resign. However, ๐Ÿ’ฒ Scott Morrison beat Dutton in a leadership spill, meaning that Australia now has had six different prime ministers since the beginning of 2007. Later that same year, Australia decided to make a space agency. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Adelaide will stage the headquarters.

Near the end of 2019-beginning of 2020, Australia had some huge fires on his east coast, they are currently the most destructive fires to have occurred since the 2009 Black Saturday fires in ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Victoria.

Australia is currently loosening COVID-19 restrictions as he is slowly recovering. In 2024 Australia announced that he'll be banning social media for everyone under the age of 16 (now they won't suffer from brainrot and other degeneracy)

Economy

Australia is one of the main economic powers of the ๐ŸŒŠ Pacific Ocean. Ranchers raise huge herds of cattle and sheep on the inland plains where it is too dry for crops. Australia's sheep stations produce one third of the world's wool. Mining and wine making are also important factors of Australia's economy.

Geography

Much of Australia is dry, flat desert. The rest of inland Australia is covered with areas of grass and scattered trees and bushes. These hot plains are some of the world's most remote and thinly populated areas. The Australians have special name for them: the Outback.

Australia has few mountain ranges. The main one is the โ›ฐ๏ธ Great Dividing Range, which runs down the east coast. It separates the vast inland deserts from a strip of fertile land by the sea. Forests of eucalyptus trees grow on the mountain slopes.

Lush rain forests flourish in the far northeast of the country, where the climate is much wetter. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Tasmania is a large, mountainous island off the southeastern tip of Australia.

Trivia

  • Australia has the ๐ŸŒ world's largest gold reserves, with and estimated 17% of total gold reserves on Earth.
  • Many young people are suffered from solitary confinement in Australia. Though the term 'solitary confinement' is generally not used in Australian legislation, they usually use "isolation", "lockdown", "segregation", or "separate confinement".
  • The average person in Australia eats 4.7 gallons of ice cream a year.
  • Australia has โ€œfairy bread ice creamโ€, basically bread with lots of sprinkles on them turned into ice cream.
  • There are hails that have spikes in Australia that falls down from the sky.
  • ๐Ÿคซ Some people think that Australia isn't real and all Australians are paid actors.
  • Australia has compulsory voting. By โš–๏ธ law, all Australians over 18 must register to ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ vote. Votes are always held on ๐Ÿช Saturdays, when all voters must attend a polling station and vote in private "without delay". Electors who fail to vote must satisfactorily explain themselves or face a $20 fine or be jailed.
    • Since the vote is secret, officials do not check to see whether the ballot is marked correctly or even marked at all. About five percent of voters either accidentally or deliberately spoil their ballot.
    • Australians do not see this as a controversial issue. Most see this as the same as ๐Ÿ’ธ paying taxes or serving in โš–๏ธ juries.

Relationships

M8s (Friends)

  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ New Zealand - My little sister and best friend! We are the two biggest and most recognized countries in ๐ŸŒŠ Oceania. You are a good ๐Ÿ‰ rugby player but you need to learn to play some cricket, mate.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United States of America - My older brotheah, and another great friend! I am always willing to fight alongside him, my bestest fighter m8! I fight with you against ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Japan, against ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ Vietnam, against ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ Iraqโ€ฆ
  • ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ท Nauru - Hey m8, take these refugees for me and let them resettle in your clay. I got the money!

Neutral

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria - M8, calm down. I didn't steal your name, my ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง dad named me.
  • ๐Ÿพ Marsupial - Here're your heaven, but sometimes kangaroos are too many.

Enemies

  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ China - If ya ever tries to invade my buddy ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ Taiwan, me and my ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Murica will come and kick your ahh! Ya do not want to see my boxing kangaroos and laser crocodiles, m8. And the hell you mean I'm "systematically ๐Ÿ racist"?! We both lost to birds.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Empire of Japan - M8, never heard of the wildlife here? Ya shoulda never tried to invade. Those crocs chopped you down real hard.
  • ๐“…ฆ Emu - Stupid ostrich destroying my crop. I"m going to open fire on you dirty rascals and make you NEVER EXIST EVER AGAIN!!
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Iran - Crikey, please don't be harsh on people to become "real โ˜ช๏ธ Muslim".
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต North Korea - Oy, please don't nuke on me :(
  • ๏ทฝ Afghanistan - You used to be good, but you now sucks for being "๏ทฝ real muslim".
  • ๅ Nazi Germany - You're ๅ Adolf Hitler's country.
    • We both didnโ€™t get rid of the pests years agoโ€ฆ

How to draw

Flag of Australia

Australia has a drawing rating of intermediate.

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Fill it with dark blue
  3. Draw the Union Jack (๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง) on the top-left corner.
  4. Draw a seven-pointed star under the Union Jack
  5. Draw four smaller seven-pointed stars on the opposite side of the Union Jack
  6. In the middle of the four stars, draw a small five-pointed star
  7. Draw two eyes and you're done!
  8. Add a hat (optional)
Color Name HEX
Blue #00008B
Red #FF0000
White #FFFFFF