Canada
“”I AM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!
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—  Canada apologizing for having small problems
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Canada is a country located in North America. He has the longest coastline in the world. He is also the second largest country in the world, behind 
Russia. His climate is usually very cold.
Canada has a favorable personality, being very kind towards others. And he apologizes for every little thing, even if he is not responsible. He likes to eat maple syrup, sometimes he pours it onto snow and eat it.
He is also known for his aggressive animals, like the moose and Canadian geese.
History
On April 17 1982, Canada gains full control over its constitution with the enactment of the Constitution Act. This includes the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. On November 5 of the same year, the Canada Act 1982 was signed, formally ending any remaining legislative ties with the 
United Kingdom. Canada is finally officially and fully independent from the 
British Empire.
In 1995, the 
Quebec independence referendum was held, with the "No" side winning by a narrow margin of 50.6% to 49.4%.
In 2015, 
Justin Trudeau gets elected, making horrible policies and held on to his power for a long time up until 2025.
In June 2016, Canada legalized euthanasia (Medical Assistance in Dying), for people suffering from illness with foreseeable deaths. On January 25, 2020, the first confirmed cases of Coronavirus arrives in Canada. But in July 2021, Canada controversially extended MAiD to people with no risk for a foreseeable death (AKA disabled people), and have been promoting it to them. This is really concerning, as the woke government of Canada has essentially made killing yourself easier than getting medical treatment in hospitals.
In July of 2021 south-western Canada as well as a few 
US states suffered a heat wave, it was mostly active in the US-Canada border near 
British Columbia and 
Washington. Since autumn is near and summer is ending, so is the heat wave.
In 2022, Canada resolved a border dispute on the tiny island of 
Hans with 
Denmark. The dispute has been going on since 1973, though violence was never involved. Canada and Denmark decided to split the island in half, to show 
Russia that border disputes could be solved without war.
In 2025, Canada finally started to care about their illegal drug problem and started cracking down on fentanyl from the pressure of tariffs from the newly elected 
Trump. Trump has also continuously taunted Canada to make him the “51st state”, starting a cultural war between Canada and the USA. Many Canadians are boycotting US brands.
Justin Trudeau was forced to step down in 2025 admist mass disaaproval of him.
Government
The government of Canada is split into three levels: 
federal, provincal/territorial and local/municipal. The federal government (lead by a prime minister) takes care of the country, in things related to national and international affairs, such as trade, national defense, foreign relations, currency, fishery/oceans, citizenship and immigration. Provincal and territorial takes care of more regional things like natural resources, education, healthcare, transportation and highways. The local and municipal governments take care of the intrests of a certain city, town por village, such as waste removal, water and sewage, libraries, parks and recreation.
Canadians 
vote for a candidate of their desired party for their region, and if elected they can join the 
parliament and go to the House of Commons to debate and select laws.
Geography
Canada's geography contains three groups of locations: highlands, lowlands, and shields (a kind of in between and mix of highlands and lowlands).
Culture
Canada himself as the country doesn't have much original culture, his cultures are all a group of separated cultures (such as 
Native and French), in contrast to the USA's melting pot. One element that Canada has is hockey, which can be argued as original.
Trivia
- Canada have 52,455 islands.
- Canada’s coastline is 243,042 kilometres (151,019 mi) long.
- Canada’s land border with the
United States is the longest in the world. - Canada's name originates from a
Native word "Kanada", which means "village". It is thought that the settlers asked the Natives what place is Canada called, which the Natives thought the settlers were referring to the village. - Hockey is the national winter sport of Canada, while lacrosse is the national summer sport.
- There had been a rumor going around in Canada that
Indians have been pooping on 
Wasaga Beach, which sparked many others to post Indians doing disgusting things in Canada. But, it turns out that many “evidence” were either faked or taken at other countries. And it turns out the women who posted the original video that started this had an Indian ex-husband and probably had a grudge against Indians. However, some evidence have shown to be real.
Relationships
Friends
- United States - My
dumb and annoyingbrother. Even though he is cooler than me by a whole lot, it is really annoying sometimes and being his neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with
Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another, eh? - Mexico - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay.
Too bad you don’t border me and can’t get here illegally 
Islam - Don’t worry, we will accept you, we are an inclusive society! Wait did you just say that you were going to multiply and make me a Muslim-majority country right in my face?
Israel - Another western friend, but I’m not going to give you anymore weapons of war.
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So the Canadian goose’s family is no come? 😢
Netherlands - Liberated him from 
Nazi Germany and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this.
Françis - I used to discriminate against you and limit your education, but now you have equal rights as 
English, making me officially a bilingual country.
Frienemies
- India - I prefer your minorities like
Sikhs rather than your 
Hindu nationalist 
Modi government. 
Quebec - Dirty 
separatist that hates the Anglo. But at least he is not as radical as before.
Enemies
Italy - What’s wrong with pineapple pizza?
Seals - You’re going to get clubbed, sorry! *splat* I’m not cruel, it’s a culture thing!
That’s just too cruel for living things…
Russia - Stop bullying everyone, you meanie!
Argentina - Why do you hate 
Justin Bieber?
China - I don’t trust you, because you oppressed civilians’ freedoms.- German Third Reich - Leave Netherlands alone!
Donald Trump - I WILL NEVER BE YOUR 51ST STATE, AND DON’T TARIFF ME PLEASE!
- Not until you stop those drugs and illegal aliens coming into my border!
How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw three vertical stripes that fill the ball, in the following order of colours: red, white, red.
- Draw a maple leaf 🍁 on the white stripe.
- Add the eyes and you’re done!
- Add a beaver cap (optional)
| Color Name | HEX | |
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| Red | #D52B1E | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
Songs
O Canada
O Canada is the national anthem of Canada.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
𝄆 O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. 𝄇
Gallery
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By User:Mika
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