O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True 
patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
Canada
From Heterodontosaurus Balls
ββI AM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!
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β  Canada apologizing for having small problems
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Canada is a big, 
kind, 
peaceloving, weak and cold Western 
democracy located in 
North America, known for his maple leaves and talent at hockey. He usually wears a raccoon trapper hat and likes to eat maple syrup, sometimes he pours it onto snow and eat it. Canada is also popular for saying "eh", apologizing for every little thing, even if he is not responsible, and his 
culture war of autonomy against his more well-known counterpart, the 
United States of America
He has the longest coastline in the 
world, and also is the second largest country, behind 
Russia. His climate is usually very cold up north, hence why most of his people live near his border with his older brother America, who he depends a lot on for 
trade and 
military.
Canada is also known for his 
aggressive animals, like the moose and Canadian geese. It is said that the reason Canada is so kind is because he channels all his anger into the geeseβ¦
History
Early
On 17 April 1982, Canada gains full control over his 
constitution with the enactment of the Constitution Act. This includes the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. On November 5 of the same year, the Canada Act 1982 was signed, formally ending any remaining legislative ties with the 
United Kingdom. Canada is finally officially and fully independent from the 
British Empire.
In 1995, the 
Quebec independence referendum was held, with the "No" side winning by a narrow margin of 50.6% to 49.4%.
Modern
In 2015, 
Justin Trudeau gets elected, making horrible policies and held on to his power for a long time up until 2025.
In June 2016, Canada legalized euthanasia (Medical Assistance in Dying), for people suffering from illness with foreseeable deaths. On January 25, 2020, the first confirmed cases of Coronavirus arrives in Canada. But in July 2021, Canada controversially extended MAiD to people with no risk for a foreseeable death (AKA disabled people), and have been promoting it to them. This is really concerning, as the woke government of Canada has essentially made killing yourself easier than getting medical treatment in hospitals.
Contemporary
In July of 2021 south-western Canada as well as a few US states suffered a heat wave; it was mostly active in the US-Canada border near 
British Columbia and 
Washington. Since 
autumn is near and 
summer is ending, so is the heat wave.
In 2022, Canada resolved a border dispute on the tiny island of 
Hans with 
Denmark. The dispute has been going on since 1973, though violence was never involved. Canada and Denmark decided to split the island in half, to show 
Russia that border disputes could be solved without 
war.
Canada finally started to care about their 
illegal drug problem and started cracking down on fentanyl from the pressure of tariffs from the newly elected 
Trump in 2025. Trump has also continuously taunted Canada to make him the "51st state", starting a cultural war between Canada and the USA. Many Canadians are boycotting US brands.
Justin Trudeau was forced to step down in 2025 admist mass disaaproval of him. There was an election in 2025, and the 
Liberals won their fourth consecutive term because the 
Conservatives did not do enough in the mainstream media and instead focused on videos and ads, and most 
old people (who majority voted) watches the news. However, the youth of Canada align with the conservatives more, due to the massive housing price crisis caused by the Liberals. It is so bad that four in ten (43%) Canadians age 18-34 would vote to be American if citizenship and conversion of assets to USD are guaranteed.
Canada took in 817K new immigrants in the first four months of 2025. In August, Trump hikes tariffs on Canada from 25% to 35%, citing Canada's failure to curb fentanyl trafficking and also Canada's use of counter-tariffs.
Canada drops to 18th place in 2025 World 
Happiness Report rank, among the "largest losers". In fact, for the youth, Canada dropped to 71st place.
Etymology
Canada's name originates from a Native word "Kanada", which means "village". It is thought that the 
settlers asked the Natives what name the place we now know as Canada is called, which the Natives thought the settlers were referring to the village.
Government
The government of Canada is split into three levels: 
federal, provincal/territorial and local/municipal. The federal government (lead by a prime minister) takes care of the country, in things related to national and international affairs, such as trade, national defense, foreign relations, currency, fishery/oceans, citizenship and immigration. Provincal and territorial takes care of more regional things like natural resources, education, healthcare, transportation and highways. The local and municipal governments take care of the intrests of a certain city, town or village, such as waste removal, water and sewage, libraries, parks and recreation.
Canadians vote for a candidate of their desired party for their region, and if elected they can join the 
parliament and go to the House of Commons to debate and select laws.
Geography
Canada's geography contains three groups of locations: highlands, lowlands, and shields (a kind of in between and mix of highlands and lowlands).
Culture
Canada himself as the country doesn't have much original culture, his cultures are all a group of 
separated cultures, the "cultural mosaic" (such as Native, French, and more recently, 
Indian), in contrast to the USA's 
melting pot. One element that Canada has is hockey, which can be argued as original.
Trivia
- Canada have 52,455 islands.
- Canada's coastline is 243,042 kilometres (151,019 mi) long.
- Canada's land border with the
United States is the longest in the world. - Hockey is the national winter sport of Canada, while lacrosse is the national summer sport.
- There had been a rumor going around in Canada that
Indians have been pooping on 
Wasaga Beach, which sparked many others to post Indians doing disgusting things in Canada. But, it turns out that many "evidence" were either faked or taken at other countries. And it turns out the woman who posted the original video that started this had an Indian ex-husband and probably had a grudge against Indians. However, some evidence have shown to be real. - 74,000 people have died from 2018-2025 waiting on the list for Canadian healthcare.
- Half of Canadians are $200 or less away from not being able to pay bills.
- Canada always talks about how his "
universal healthcare" is so much better than Amerima's healthcare, but in reality you have to wait a very long time in line, and you can't go to private healthcare services because they get shut down by government, and the MAiD system has been actively pushing and pressuring vulnerable people to take their own lives.
Relationships
Friends
- United States - My
dumb and annoyingbrother. Even though he is cooler than me by a whole lot, it is really annoying sometimes and being his neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with
Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another, eh? - Mexico - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay.
Too bad you donβt border me and canβt get here illegally 
Islam - Donβt worry, we will accept you, we are an inclusive society! Wait did you just say that you were going to multiply and make me a Muslim-majority country right in my face?
Israel - Another western friend, but Iβm not going to give you anymore weapons of war.
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So the Canadian gooseβs family is no come? π’
Netherlands - Liberated him from 
Nazi Germany and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this.
FranΓ§is - I used to discriminate against you and limit your education, but now you have equal rights as 
English, making me officially a bilingual country.
Frienemies
- India - I prefer your minorities like
Sikhs rather than your 
Hindu nationalist 
Modi government. 
Quebec - Dirty 
separatist that hates the Anglo. But at least he is not as radical as before.
Enemies
Italy - What's wrong with pineapple pizza?
Seals - You're going to get clubbed, sorry! *splat* I'm not cruel, it's a culture thing!
That't just too cruel for living thingsβ¦
Russia - Stop bullying everyone, you meanie!
Argentina - Why do you hate 
Justin Bieber?
PR China - I don't trust you, because you oppressed civilians' freedoms. And also, you keep getting spies and foreign police in my clay!- German Third Reich - Leave Netherlands alone!
The Fire Rises - YOU ARE A 
FAR-RIGHT SYMPATHIZER EXTREMIST GAME! I WILL SPEND $317,000 TO GET RID OF YOU!!!
Donald Trump - I WILL NEVER BE YOUR 51ST STATE, AND DONβT TARIFF ME PLEASE!
- Not until you stop those drugs and illegal aliens coming into my border!
How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw three vertical stripes that fill the ball, in the following order of colours: red, white, red.
- Draw a maple leaf π on the white stripe.
- Add the eyes and youβre done!
- Add a beaver cap (optional)
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Red | #D52B1E | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
Songs
O Canada
O Canada (Γ Canada) is the national anthem of Canada. It has served as his de-facto national anthem since 1939, officially becoming his national anthem in 1980 when Canada's National Anthem Act received royal assent and became effective on July 1 as part of that year's Dominion Day (today's Canada Day) celebrations.
The original 
French lyrics were translated to 
English in 1906. Multiple English versions ensued, with 
Robert Stanley Weir's 1908 version (which was not a translation of the French lyrics) gaining the most popularity. Weir's lyrics eventually served as the basis for the official lyrics enacted by Parliament. Since then, the English lyrics have been revised three times, most recently when An Act to amend the National Anthem Act was enacted in 2018, applying gender-neutral language. The French lyrics remain unaltered.
O Canada!
Land of our ancestors
Glorious deeds circle your brow
For your arm knows how to wield the sword
Your arm knows how to carry the cross;
Your history is an epic
Of brilliant deeds
And your valour steeped in faith
Will protect our homes and our rights.
Will protect our homes and our rights.
Γ Canada!
Terre de nos aΓ―eux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'Γ©pΓ©e,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une Γ©popΓ©e
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempΓ©e,
ProtΓ©gera nos foyers et nos droits.
ProtΓ©gera nos foyers et nos droits.
Second, Third & Fourth Stanzas
Below are the second, third, and fourth stanzas of O Canada, which are rarely sung.
II
O Canada! Where pines and maples grow.
Great prairies spread and lordly rivers flow.
How dear to us thy broad domain,
From 
East to Western sea.
Thou land of hope for all who toil!
Thou True North, strong and free!
Chorus
God keep our land glorious and free!
π O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. π
III
O Canada! Beneath thy shining skies
May stalwart 
sons, and gentle 
maidens rise,
To keep thee steadfast through the years
From East to Western sea.
Our own beloved native land!
Our True North, strong and free!
Chorus
IV
Ruler supreme, who hearest humble prayer,
Hold our Dominion within thy loving care;
Help us to find, O God, in thee
A lasting, rich reward,
As waiting for the better Day,
We ever stand on guard.
Chorus
II
Under the eye of God, near the giant river,
The Canadian grows hoping.
He was born of a proud race,
Blessed was his birthplace.
Heaven has noted his career
In this new world.
Always guided by its light,
π He will keep the honour of his flag. π
III
From his patron, the precursor of the true God,
He wears the halo of fire on his brow.
Enemy of 
tyranny
But full of loyalty,
He wants to keep in harmony,
His proud freedom;
And by the effort of his genius,
π Set on our ground the truth. π
IV
Sacred love of the throne and the altar,
Fill our hearts with your immortal breath!
Among the foreign races,
Our guide is the law:
Let us know how to be a people of brothers,
Under the yoke of 
faith.
And repeat, like our fathers,
π The battle cry: "For 
Christ and 
King!" π
II
Sous l'Εil de Dieu, prΓ¨s du fleuve gΓ©ant,
Le Canadien grandit en espΓ©rant.
Il est né d'une race fière,
BΓ©ni fut son berceau.
Le ciel a marqué sa carrière
Dans ce monde nouveau.
Toujours guidé par sa lumière,
π Il gardera l'honneur de son drapeau. π
III
De son patron, prΓ©curseur du vrai Dieu,
Il porte au front l'aurΓ©ole de feu.
Ennemi de la tyrannie
Mais plein de loyautΓ©,
Il veut garder dans l'harmonie,
Sa fière liberté;
Et par l'effort de son gΓ©nie,
π Sur notre sol asseoir la vΓ©ritΓ©. π
IV
Amour sacrΓ© du trΓ΄ne et de l'autel,
Remplis nos cΕurs de ton souffle immortel!
Parmi les races étrangères,
Notre guide est la loiβ:
Sachons Γͺtre un peuple de frΓ¨res,
Sous le joug de la foi.
Et répétons, comme nos pères
π Le cri vainqueurβ: Β«βPour le Christ et le roi!βΒ» π
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