Canada
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I AM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Canada apologizing for having small problems
Canada is a country located in North America. He has the longest coastline in the world. He is also the second largest country in the world, behind 
Russia. His climate is usually very cold.
Canada has a favorable personality, being very kind towards others. And he apologizes for every little thing, even if he is not responsible. He likes to eat maple syrup, sometimes he pours it onto snow and eat it.
He is also known for his aggressive animals, like the moose and Canadian geese.
History
On April 17 1982, Canada gains full control over its constitution with the enactment of the Constitution Act. This includes the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. On November 5 of the same year, the Canada Act 1982 was signed, formally ending any remaining legislative ties with the 
United Kingdom. Canada is finally officially and fully independent from the 
British Empire.
In 1995, the 
Quebec independence referendum was held, with the "No" side winning by a narrow margin of 50.6% to 49.4%.
In June 2016, Canada legalized euthanasia (Medical Assistance in Dying), for people suffering from illness with foreseeable deaths. On January 25, 2020, the first confirmed cases of Coronavirus arrives in Canada. But in July 2021, Canada controversially extended MAiD to people with no risk for a foreseeable death (AKA disabled people), and have been promoting it to them. This is really concerning, as the woke government of Canada has essentially made killing yourself easier than getting medical treatment in hospitals.
In July of 2021 south-western Canada as well as a few 
US states suffered a heat wave, it was mostly active in the US-Canada border near 
British Columbia and 
Washington. Since autumn is near and summer is ending, so is the heat wave.
In 2022, Canada resolved a border dispute on the tiny island of 
Hans with 
Denmark. The dispute has been going on since 1973, though violence was never involved. Canada and Denmark decided to split the island in half, to show 
Russia that border disputes could be solved without war.
Geography
Canada's geography contains three groups of locations: highlands, lowlands, and shields (a kind of in between and mix of highlands and lowlands).
Trivia
- Canada have 52,455 islands.
- Canada’s coastline is 243,042 kilometres (151,019 mi) long.
- Canada’s land border with the
United States is the longest in the world. - Canada's name originates from a
Native word "Kanada", which means "village". It is thought that the settlers asked the Natives what place is Canada called, which the Natives thought the settlers were referring to the village. - Hockey is the national winter sport of Canada, while lacrosse is the national summer sport.
Relations
Friends
- United States - My
dumb and annoyingbrother. Even though it's cooler than me by a whole lot, it is really annoying sometimes and being his neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with
Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another, eh? - Mexico - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay.
too bad you don’t border me and can’t get here illegally 
Islam - Don’t worry, we will accept you, we are an inclusive society! Wait did you just say that you were going to multiply and make me a Muslim-majority country right in my face?
Israel - Another western friend, but I’m not going to give you anymore weapons of war.
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So the Canadian goose’s family is no come? 😢
Netherlands - Liberated him from 
Nazi Germany and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this.
Françis - I used to discriminate against you and limit your education, but now you have equal rights as 
English, making me officially a bilingual country.
Enemies
Italy - What’s wrong with pineapple pizza?
Seals - GET CLUBBED!! *splat* I’m not cruel, it’s a culture thing!
That’s just too cruel for living things…
Russia - Stop bullying everyone, you meanie!
Argentina - Why do you hate Justin Bieber?
China - I don’t trust you, because you oppressed civilians’ freedoms.- German Third Reich - Leave Netherlands alone!
How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Draw three vertical stripes that fill the ball, in the following order of colours: red, white, red.
- Draw a maple leaf 🍁 on the white stripe.
- Add the eyes and you’re done!
- Add a beaver cap (optional)
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Red | #DA291C | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
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