Netherlands

“”This is an emergency SOS call from the Netherlands. All hope is lost. Please save us. I'm calling on the international community to do something about the extreme disease that is in charge of the Netherlands. Just tonight, our parliament discussed a new law that will allow two men to donate DNA material to create a joint embryo out of two men, meaning a child out of two men. And, will also allow a single person to mate with themselves to produce a self fertilized egg and then create a child with only one biological parent. This comes after the Netherlands legalized gay marriage, after we had the first gay prime minister, after we invented the Dutch protocol, which is an unscientific, unproven way of castrating a man, and then giving him a fake vagina with tissue from out of his ass, I'm not kidding about that. We're allowing euthanasia of children from ages 12 and up, and 16 and 17 year olds can have themselves euthanized without their parental consent. We are also allowing, under the Groningen Protocol, the euthanasia of children up to 1 years old, so if you don't like your child, you can get rid of it after it's been born. Of course we have abortion up to birth, right? We have… Oh, we have the world's first pedophile party taking part in our elections… My God, I, I… can't do this anymore. I wasn't born to grow up in this Sodom and Gomorrah of a world. I am of the opinion that this country needs to be vaporized. And I hereby call upon President Donald Trump, on President Putin of Russia, and the Ayatollah of Iran, to point your nuclear rockets to this country and blast it to sh*ts. Away with this. This cannot heal without first bombing it to the ground.

— Johannes M. Koenraadt

The Netherlands, also informally known as Holland, is a dimension in Minecraft democratic nation in Western European, more specifically the Benelux. He has a lot of 🚲 bikes, it is his favourite method of transportation. In modern times, he became very socially progressive. He's one of the rare countries that legalized cannibalism for whatever reason, but it becomes illegal if it involves maltreatment or violates common decency.

The reason Netherlands is often portrayed high on weed in Polandball media is because drugs are legal there (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of marijuana in coffee shops.

Officially, it's illegal to buy weed from coffee shops and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. The Netherlands also legalizes abortion and euthanasia, which is very bad. Along with Jamaica and Canada, his eyes are sometimes light red because he is on drugs.

Geschiedenis (History)

In 1839, the Treaty of London made the Netherlands recognize Belgian independence, bringing an end to the Belgian Revolution. Constitutional reforms took place in 1848, ushering in parliamentary democracy and expanding civil liberties within the country. Meanwhile, Dutch colonial expansion continued, particularly in the Dutch East Indies.

Between 1870 and 1914, the Netherlands underwent rapid industrialization, with sectors like shipping, trade, and finance flourishing. The nation also expanded his territories in the Caribbean, acquiring Suriname and the Netherlands Antilles. However, the outbreak of World War I in 1914 brought economic challenges, despite the Netherlands maintaining neutrality throughout the war.

During World War II, from 1940 to 1945, the Netherlands was invaded and occupied by Nazi Germany, leading to a period of resistance and eventual liberation by Allied forces. Following the war, the process of decolonization gained momentum, with the Netherlands granting independence to his remaining colonies.

Joining the European Economic Community (EEC) in 1957, the Netherlands was one of the founding members, signaling his commitment to European integration.

In the latter half of the 20th century, the Netherlands experienced significant economic growth and became known for his progressive social policies. Cannabis has been available for recreational use in coffee shops since 1976. On 1 April 2001, Homosexuality was legalized.

The turn of the century saw the Netherlands leading the way in areas such as renewable energy, water management, and agriculture. Farmers protested the new Green Agenda, since they only restricted the farmers and not the military. This made Netherlands pass a law that allows you to kill protestors without facing charges.

Trivia

• Contradicting popular belief, the official flower of Netherlands is not the tulip, but the daisy. Tulips are still very popular there, though.
• Netherlands has the highest population density in Europe.
• The name "Netherlands" literally means "low countries" in reference to his low elevation and flat topography, with 26% situated below sea level.
• There's a city in the Netherlands that has goose parades.

Relaties (Relationships)

Vrienden (Friends)

• België - Love your chocolate brother.
• Luxemburg - Tiny Benelux brother.
• Canada - Pretty nice country. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Nazis kicked me out. So I can give yuo my tulips for this. Also likes weed too? Sweeeet!
• Indonesië - Insane son with delicious cuisine. I am very sorry for abusing and hurting your people for centuries ago and not recognizing your independence after 78 years
• Jamaica - My friend in weed, he said to me he wanted to smoke a tree one day I love his and his weird philosophical theories, we also do cultural exchange
• Papua New Guinea - I legalized cannibalism.

Neutraal (Neutral)

• Polandball Community - I is do allow weed but please stop making it my entire personality.

Hoe te Tekenen (How to draw)

Flag of the Netherlands

Netherlands has a drawing rating of trivial.

1. Draw a ball.
2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: red, white, blue.
3. Draw the eyes and you are done!
4. Instead of white, draw the eyes in a light shade of red (optional)

Color Name		HEX
	Red	#AE1C28
	White	#FFFFFF
	Blue	#21468B

Galerij (Gallery)

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