France

French Republic : République Française
←    1958 – Present
Vive La France! HON HON HON HON HON!!! 🥖🥖🥖
General Information
Aliases:	🐸 Frog eater The Surrender Machine French Fifth Republic Frenchie Crazy Baguette Hitter Fr*nce The Fr*nch
Time of Exist:	4 October 1958 - Present
Government:	Unitary Semi-Presidential Republic
Languages:	Official: French
Affiliation:	European Union Schengen Area Eurozone Francophonie NATO Mediterranean Union Council of Europe Interpol Group of Seven United Nations UNESCO WHO Permanent Members Formerly: EEC ECSC
Religions:	Christianity Islam no religion
Capital City:	Paris
Gender:	Female
Relations and Opinions
Friends:	Mon meilleur ami Britain Belgium Austria Vietnam Scotland Latvia Nepal Ireland Brazil (sometimes) Andorra
Enemies:	Türkiye Somalia Peru (only in football) Islamic State
Likes:	Baguette 🥖, wine, eating frogs, Eiffel Tower, Croissant 🥐, “French Women Reacts” videos, chicken (best animal), Gunpowder
Dislikes:	Not having enough bullets (I NEED MORE BOOLETS!), Jihadism
Historical Information
Preceded By:	French Fourth Republic

_“ BAGUETTE *boink*
— Crazy France loves hitting the another countryball for fun

France, or the French Fifth Republic, is a country located in Europe. She is the mother of EU and the spouse of Germany. She is usually cultured, but will become very barbaric at certain times. France often dreams about getting her Napoleonic Empire back. She really likes to eat baguette, so much that she have vending machines for them. She is also is likings to eat frogs and snails. She is infamous and having worst reputation for her snobbery.

She is known for making best pastries, (including croissant, madeline, macaroni, and baguette.

Histoire (History)

After WWII, France was restored. But now France is at war with Algeria, which was her colony. Due to instability, France shifted from the Fourth Republic to the Fifth Republic. But in the end, France still lost the war and Algeria (which was very embarrassing for France) was granted independence, marking the beginning of the end of France’s major colonial empire.

Between 1950 and 1975, France experienced a major economic boom. Salaries and the standard of living, which have been mostly destroyed in WWII, became one of the world’s highest. France continues to focus on economic growth, and maintaining good relations with her neighbors. She co-founded the European Union in 1993.

In 2015, France’s capital got attacked by violent Jihadists. This attack was coordinated and aimed to cause as much as destruction as possible. This attack was very brutal, and people grieved with France all over the world, including Obama and Putin.

In 2023, French citizens went on strike after the government proposed increasing the retirement age from 62 to 64. Starting in 16 January 2024, a bunch of agricultural and farmer groups unionized to protest and block roads. This event is still ongoing as of July 2024. Also in 2024 France hosted the Olympic Games, where somehow a group of people on the spectrum decided to mock Jesus, putting a double standard.

In 2024, France’s government is collapsed, the parliament is deadlocked, had 4 prime ministers in one year, and have a budgetary crisis. This put the current Fifth Republic’s government system of a strain, and France might need to transition into a Sixth Republic soon.

Relations

Amies (Friends)

• Allemagne - NAZI! Moi partner and best friend! Oui oui! Founded the European Union with me. But I’m going to divorce you very soon. I regret that you babysit Union européenne teaching him to invade Russie…
• Grande-Bretagne - ARCHENEMY!!! WORST PERSON EVER!!! STUPID LITTLE TEA LOVING BRAT!!! Used to be moi enemy, but we are cool now.
• Autriche - Moi sibling-in-law with whom I have had problems in the past. We now live in peace, and it suits me well since I have reduced him to almost nothing.
• Belgique - Good friend. FRENCH FRIES COMES FROM FRANCE!!!
• European Union - Moi child whom I taught well. FREXIT!! NEVER FORGET!!!
• France Libre - Moi past self that got me through the hardest of days.
• Canada - You’re used to be my colony but stupid Britain stole it.

Neutre (Neutral)

• Ba'athist Syria - Moi adopted child which I kidnapped. I promise to help him fight ISIS. He kind of hates me though.

Ennemies (Enemies)

• Turquie - For the last time, YUO CANNOT INTO EU!!
• Somalie - REMOVE THE PIRATES FROM THE SEA ! I SUPPORT EVERYONE AGAINST YOU !
• Italia - My food is better than you lol

Anecdote (Trivia)

• Even though France almost conquered the entirety of Europe in the Napoleonic era, everyone forgets about it and continues to mock France for surrendering in WW2.

Comment Dessiner (How to draw)

France has a drawing rating of easy.

Flag of France

1. Draw a ball.
2. Fill it with three vertical stripes, from left to right in this order of colours: blue, white, red
3. Draw the eyes and you are done!
4. Add a beret, and/or a cup of wine (optional)

Color Name		HEX
	Blue	#000091
	White	#FFFFFF
	Red	#E1000F

Galerie (Gallery)

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