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France, or the French Fifth Republic, is a country located in Europe. She is the mother of EU and the spouse of Germany. She is usually cultured, but will become very barbaric at certain times. France often dreams about getting her Napoleonic Empire back. She really likes to eat baguette, so much that she have vending machines for them. She is also is likings to eat frogs and snails. She is infamous and having worst reputation for her snobbery.

Histoire (History)[edit | edit source]

After WWII, France was restored. But now France is at war with Algeria, which was her colony. Due to instability, France shifted from the Fourth Republic to the Fifth Republic. But in the end, France still lost the war and Algeria (which was very embarrassing for France) was granted independence, marking the beginning of the end of France’s major colonial empire.

Between 1950 and 1975, France experienced a major economic boom. Salaries and the standard of living, which have been mostly destroyed in WWII, became one of the world’s highest.

France continues to focus on economic growth, and maintaining good relations with her neighbors. She co-founded the European Union in 1993.

Relations[edit | edit source]

Amies (Friends)[edit | edit source]

  • Allemagne - NAZI! Moi partner! Oui oui! Founded the European Union with me.
  • Grande-Bretagne - ARCHENEMY!!! WORST PERSON EVER!!! STUPID LITTLE TEA LOVING BRAT!!! Used to be moi enemy, but we are cool now.
  • Autriche - Moi sibling-in-law with whom I have had problems in the past. We now live in peace, and it suits me well since I have reduced him to almost nothing.
  • Belgique - Good friend. FRENCH FRIES COMES FROM FRANCE!!!
  • European Union - My child whom I taught well. FREXIT!! NEVER FORGET!!!
  • France Libre - My past self that got me through the hardest of days.

Neutre (Neutral)[edit | edit source]

  • Syria - Moi adopted child which I kidnapped. I promise to help him fight ISIS.

Ennemies (Enemies)[edit | edit source]

  • Turquie - For the last time, YUO CANNOT INTO EU!!

Anecdote (Trivia)[edit | edit source]

  • Even though France almost conquered the entirety of Europe in the Napoleonic era, everyone forgets about it and continues to mock France for surrendering in WW2.

Comment Dessiner (How to draw)[edit | edit source]

Flag of France
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with three vertical stripes, from left to right in this order of colours: blue, white, red
  3. Draw the eyes and you are done!
  4. Add a beret, and/or a cup of wine (optional)
Color Name HEX
Blue #000091
Red #E1000F