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Russia
From Heterodontosaurus Balls
“”We Russians remember every victory. And every humiliation. … Because we never hide what we took. And never think it was wrong.
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—  Vladimir Putin
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Russia, officially the Russian Federation, is a 
Slavic transcontinental nation in Europe and Asia. He is the largest country in the world, having 11 timezones without the help of oversees territories. Most of his land is a cold and vast place called 
Siberia, which is very rich in resources like oil, gas and minerals.
Russia has a harsh and strong personality, which is one of the reasons why he likes to bully his neighbors. Because of that, a lot of other countries dislike him. Russia also drinks way too much vodka, so he is usually drunk (especially gets drunk on his truck and unintentionally injured a lot of his neighbors). Russia is also known for his 
authoritarian personally. He does have elections, but all the opponents who even have a tiny chance against Putin are arrested, making sure Putin stays in power until the end of time.
The most popular hobby for Russians is chess, and Russia has produced many chess champions. Russia is also known for his excellence in wrestling, gymnastics, and ice hockey.
Russia often accuses 
NATO of stealing his friends, while in reality it was pretty much the opposite: Russia's "friends" wanted to get away from him and offered to join NATO themselves.
История (History)
Early Russian Federation
Main article:
Russian Federation (1991-1993)
In 1991, the 
Soviet Union officially dissolves and the 
RSFSR declares itself as the 
Russian Federation. 
Boris Yeltsin becomes president, and embarks radical economic reforms, attempting a swift transition to a market economy. But this fails and caused hyperinflation and widespread poverty.
Since abandoning 
communism, Russia carried out both economic and political reforms at the same time. After experiencing a short period of agony in the 1990s, he entered a period of rapid development. From 1999 to 2003, Russia's GDP increased by a total of 29.9 percent. The living standard of his citizens improved significantly.
Western business circles began not only to discuss the "Russian economic phenomenon," but also started investing in Russia, the new hotspot, on a large scale. Russia's ranking among the most attractive nations for investment jumped from seventeenth in 2002 to eighth in 2003, becoming one of the world's top ten most popular nations for investment.
Wars, Wars and more Wars
Chechnya, a region within Russia, wanted to follow 
democracy and proclaimed his independence as the 
Chechen Republic of Ichkeria in 1991. Soon afterwards Russian tanks started to roll in and massacre the civilians by the thousands, kicking off the First Chechen War in 1994. This ignited a protracted conflict that spanned several years and resulted in a staggering number of casualties. After a brief and uneasy peace in 1996, the conflict reignited in 1999 under the pretext of "anti-terrorism". This Second Chechen War was even more brutal. Ultimately, the conflict concluded with a victory for Russia in 2000.
In 1999, amidst ongoing challenges and controversies, Yeltsin resigned from the presidency, paving the way for Vladimir Putin to assume the leadership of Russia.
In 2008, Russia levied false accusations of 
genocide against 
Georgia, leading to a military incursion. The ensuing conflict concluded with a victory for Russia, which subsequently recognized the independence of two breakaway territories within Georgia, 
Abkhazia and 
South Ossetia.
In 2014, the issue of the "peanut hole" in Russia’s waters was solved. You see, the 
United Nations declared that all waters 200 nautical miles away from a country’s shore belongs to the country. Russia had a peninsula where there was a "hole" inside Russian waters because of the 200 miles rule. Many 
Panamanian, 
Japanese, 
Ukrainian, and 
Bulgarian fishers rushed to fish and almost drove Russia's fishing industry to extinction. The peanut hole was closed when countries agreed to stop fishers from going there and in 2014 the hole was declared as Russian waters.
Also in 2014, Russia controversially annexed 
Crimea from Ukraine, defying international condemnation from the vast majority of countries worldwide. This action sparked significant geopolitical tensions and repercussions. Russia also attempted to make various 
puppet states 
in Ukraine.
Between 2016 and 2021, Russia 
reduced the number of abortions by 39%, and strives to reduce it by 50% by 2025.
In a move that further escalated tensions on the Russo-Ukrainian front, Russia full-on invaded Ukraine in 2022. Russia also accused Ukraine of being infected by 
Nazis, and claims that he is just "cleansing" Ukraine, but his real goal was regime change in Ukraine to stop his westward drift and make him more like 
Belarus. On September 14 2024, Russia and Ukraine exchanged 103 prisoners each. Russia uses ℤ as a military symbol and really likes the ℤ.
In October 2024, Russia banned 
Discord. Russia has also sued 
Google for 2.5 decillion dollars ($2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) because they took down several Russian media accounts due to sanctions.
In December 2024, the Russian bases in 
Syria are in high alert and ready to evacuate, since the 
rebels have taken control of the country. Also in 2024, Russia’s coal economy and industry took a pretty big hit, and Russian coal exports decreased.
On 23 February 2025, Russian forces launched a significant drone assault, deploying 267 drones in a single attack—the largest of the war to date. Ukrainian defenses managed to intercept 138 of them.
In August 2025, peace talks with 
United States of America between Russia and Ukraine aren't looking good for Putin. Putin says that his minimum requirement for peace is for Russia to keep the Donbas and Crimea, but the thing is, the cost estimated to rebuild Donbas is 10% of the Russian GDP and is more than 100% of the Russian GDP. Ukraine was agreed to buy $100B worth of weapons from the US, so regime change is out of the question. 
Finland and 
Sweden joined NATO as a direct result of the war, and even if Russia takes everything he had invaded up to this point, nothing would change much because Ukraine would become a fortress armed to the teeth by the West. All in all, the Russo-Ukraine War has been a disaster for Russia. Putin wanted to keep Ukraine out of the Western sphere, but all he got was a chunk of land decimated by 
war, a wrecked economy, and a mountain of corpses.
Экономика (Economy)
Russia has a mixed market economy, which emerged after a challenging transition from the 
Soviet planned system in the 1990s. A significant portion of Russia's economic activity revolves around his rich and diverse natural resources, especially oil and natural gas.
Подразделения (Subdivisions)
Russian Federation has 83 federal subjects (first-level subdivisions). These are listed below (WIP).
Русские болельщики на YouTube (Russian Supporters on YouTube)
On 
YouTube, Russian supporters will call anything that criticizes Russia " Western propaganda" or " American propaganda", despite sometimes not being associated with the West at all. But this can be gone vise versa too, as a bunch of terminally online Ukrainian supporters started harassing an actor that lived in 
Germany since she was thirteen, only because she was from Russia.
Цитаты (Quotes)
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| “ | For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
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Отношения (Relationships)
Друзья (Friends)
Беларусь - My sister and best frieиd! Most supportings! Useful puppet too
Китай - Best trading partиer! Stronk frieиd! We both hate 
westerи pigs! And thank yuo for buyings my oil to keep my economy going in time of war! You keep my war machine going. But we aren’t as close as most people think. We are only united by common enemy.But hey, our alliance is based of mutual respect and understanding of interests, involves no third party. I want your money, not your battles, so I won't be joining your
anti-US tariff crusade.
Иран - Your drones are especially useful for fighting 
Ukraine. But, I don't want you to have nuclear weapons and I don't want to alienate my other allies 
UAE and 
Saudi, so I'm not helping you for now.
Алжир - Best North Africaи friend! But be иicer to your 
mother please.
Афганистан - Thanks for defeating that evil 
westerner!!!! XAXAXAXAXAXA! Meet me in 
Moscow, we'll talk there to be sure about that! Also thanks for recognizing 
CRIMEA as mine.
Баасистская Сирия - I gave yuo decades of continuous support… And yuo fall apart in 2 weeks. Unbelievable, but I should have cared more about yuo, I got distracted by this Nazi.
Абхазия - Is of indepeиdent! I recogиized it and protect it against 
Georgia.
Южная Осетия - I will protect you from Georgia. You caи get indepeиdeиce!
Казахстан - Step-brother! Uraиium trader!
Науру - Recogиize these breakaway states . I got the money!
Нейтральный (Neutral)
Сибирь - Hohoho, your natural resources are all mine. Don’t think of rebelling, you know what happened to 
him…
Турция - THE 
BLACK SEA IS MINE! STOP TRYING TO SPREAD INFLUENCE! STOP FUNDING THE 
REBELS! Been enemies since 
imperial times. But other than that we have good relationships nowadays. Delivering him anti-air missile systems and will probably sell him aircraft as well.
Враги (Enemies)
- США - GET YOUR INFLUENCE OUT OF
EUROPE!!! - Грузия - YUO ARE GENOCIDER!!! South Ossetia AND Abkhazia DESERVE TO GAIN INDEPENDENT! And they're totally not Russian-infiltrated! ♫ We shall reclaim the Georgian soil, we shall obtain the arctic oil… ♫
- Украина - Crimea is MINE! YUO ARE GENOCIDER AND
NEO-NAZI!!! - НАТО - YOU OH YOU WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN… YOU STEAL MY FRIENDS AND TURN THEM AGAINST ME, YOU SANCTION ME FOR DE-NAZIFIYING UKRAINE, YOU TRY EVERYTHING TO GET RID OF ME! YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE IS TO HATE ON ME! OH HOW MUCH I WANT TO DESTROY YOU…
Евросоюз - Why won’t you let me in?European Union? More like… uh…
NAZI UNION! STOP GIVING HIM AID!
Германия - Oh, stop telling me to not invade this little guy.
Нидерланды - I used to like you, but then you expelled my embassy for 
UK. I hate dirty 
homosex supporters like you. Get off, devil!
Аляска - Should have never sold you to 
American, now he can see my house from here.
Джибути - Looks like stupid American pressured you to block me from making a base in your clay. Guess I’ll have to turn to 
Sudan now for hopes of 
Red Sea base.
Пустяки (Trivia)
- Russia is bigger than
Pluto. - Russia has land borders with 14 countries (not including Abkhazia and South Ossetia).
- In the
Russian Language, the native name of the country (Rossiya) is a feminine noun. This explain why Mother Russia, the national personification of Russia, is a 
woman. - In Russia beer has only been classified as an alcoholic beverage in 2011, when a bill for reclassification was passed by parliament and actually entered into force in 2013. Before, it was a “food item”, treated like a soft drink.
- Russia has the highest abortion rate in Europe, with 53.7 abortions per 1,000 women of reproductive age.
- Russia's national anthem has the same instrumental to that of the
Soviet Union, with the difference being the lyrics. - In memes, he is usually riding a bear.
- Unlike the cities of the Middle East and Asia, Russian cities did not have walls around the whole city, instead only the inner part, protecting strategic points or holy places. These small fortresses are called "kremlins". However, when Western media talks about a kremlin, they're usually referring to the Moscow Kremlin.
Список президентов (List of Presidents)
| Name | Number | In Office | Party |
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| Boris Yeltsin |
1 | 1991-1999 | Independent
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| Vladimir Putin |
2 | 2000-2008 | Independent
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 Dmitry Medvedev |
3 | 2008-2012 | Independent
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| Vladimir Putin |
4 | 2012- | Independent
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Как нарисовать (How to draw)
Russia has a drawing rating of easy.
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it with three horizontal stripes of these three colours in order from top to bottom: white, blue, red.
- Draw the eyes and yuo aer finish!
- Add an Ushanka and/or a bottle of vodka (optional)
- Add a “Z” somewhere on the ball/accessories (optional)
| Color Name | HEX | |
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| White | #FFFFFF | |
| Blue | #0036A7 | |
| Red | #D62718 | |
Галерея (Gallery)
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Coat of arms of Russia
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Map of Russia, on a globe
