Germany

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Germany has a lot of 🦠 germs is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname “Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the European Union, giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺

Geschichte (History)[edit | edit source]

Germany was divided during the Cold War, the west side was free and capitalist while the east side was totalitarian and communist. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the “Berlin Wall”. Because of the East’s brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany.

Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former East Germany, to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust industrial base, technological innovation, and a commitment to the European Union. Germany also played a crucial role in European politics, advocating for unity and stability within the EU. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of Right-Wing Populism, but he remained committed to democratic values and human rights.

While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.

Germany has opened up his borders to migrants, but is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. He is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊

Etymologie (Etymology)[edit | edit source]

The English word Germany derives from the Latin word "Germania", which came into use after Julius Caesar adopted it for the peoples east of the Rhine.

ẞeziehungen (Relations)[edit | edit source]

Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends)[edit | edit source]

  • Frankreich - MEIN WORST ENEMY!! Mein Spouse, we gave birth to EU.
  • Österreich - Little sißling. Mein ßester Freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.
  • Europäische Union - Mein Proud child. Inherited France's ßeautiful sophisticated culture, Belgium's capital and mein Efficient Super Science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants Ukraine as its birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich freund's palm oil for no reason.
  • Israel - PLEASE FORGIVE ME IEIM SO SORRY!!!

Feinde (Enemies)[edit | edit source]

Wissenswertes (Trivia)[edit | edit source]

  • There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰
  • German is the third most widely taught language in the world.
  • Germany has been called the “Land of Poets and Thinkers.”

Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw)[edit | edit source]

Flag of Germany
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: black, red, yellow.
  3. Add the eyes and you are done!
  4. Add a bottle of beer and/or glasses (optional)
  5. Add a working tool (optional)
Color Name HEX
Black #000000
Red #FF0000
Yellow #FFCC00

Informationsgalerie (Informational Gallery)[edit | edit source]

Galerie (Gallery)[edit | edit source]