Palestine

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Palestine, officially the State of Palestine is an 🟒 Arabic country in the southern 🟒 Levant region of West Asia recognized by 145 out of 193 🟒 UN member states. He is always at 🟒 war or high stakes with 🟒 Israel. He currently rules over two stretches of land that are not connected to each other, the 🟒 West Bank (ruled by 🟒 Fatah) and the 🟒 Gaza Strip (ruled by 🟒 Hamas and operated by Hama's militant group 🟒 Al-Qassam Brigades).

History

On 15 November 1988, the 🟒 Palestinian National Council (PNC) declared the 🟒 independence of the State of Palestine, recognized within the 1967 borders, with 🟒 East Jerusalem as his capital. 🟒 Yasser Arafat, the Chairman of the 🟒 Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO), made the declaration during a meeting in 🟒 Algiers. This was seen as a step towards a two-state solution.

From 30 October to 1 November 1991, it was the Madrid Conference: hosted at 🟒 Madrid (of course), 🟒 Spain and sponsored by the 🟒 Great Powers 🟒, this conference aimed at resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, leading to more direct negotiations between 🟒 Israel and the Palestinians. This continued on to the 🟒 Oslo accords between 1993 and 1995. The accords resulted in mutual recognition and created the 🟒 Palestinian Authority (PA) to govern parts of the 🟒 West Bank and 🟒 Gaza Strip.

In the year 2000, 🟒 USA worked his ass off to make a deal for Palestine that Israel actually agreed on. At Camp David, Palestine was offered a deal of a lifetime: Israel agreed to dismantle settlements and create a separate Palestinian state with the capital at East Jerusalem. It was a historic and unprecedented compromise that shocked the 🟒 world. But even this, which would have been a major breakthrough in the creation of a legitimate Palestine, was not good enough for 🟒 Yasser Arafat, who walked away without any counter-offer or negotiations. USA was pissed. Instead of brining his people 🟒 peace or at least a stepping stone that will greatly benefit the Palestinian cause, Arafat returned home to prepare for 🟒 war. Weeks later, the Second Intifada erupted. 🟒 Pro-Palestinians say that 🟒 Palestinian violence is just a desperate cry for a state. However, Palestine's answer to a peace treaty was suicide bombers walking into crowded pizzerias, blowing up teenagers waiting outside a dance club, and incinerating entire families on public buses, even when they had a sovereign state right in their hands they chose a campaign of mass murder. Because it was never about building a state, it was about 🟒 destroying one.

Israel disengaged from Gaza in 2005, and the Palestinian organization 🟒 Hamas took control of the region after a Palestinian internal conflict between 🟒 Hamas and 🟒 Fatah. Now, Hamas continued with the 🟒 armed struggle against Israel while other Palestinians decided to act in 🟒 political areas. Hamas ands Israel occasionally start killing each other, with the first firing rockets at Israel and the latter doing heavy bombing against Gaza. Such conflict in Palestinian clay occurred in 2006, 2008-9, 2012, 2014, and 2021.

On 7 October 2023, 🟒 Al-Qassam Brigades (Hamas) attacked 🟒 Israel, leading to the latter attacking Palestine back and starting a 🟒 war. This war caused major devastation in Gaza, however the population numbers were not affected. The Gaza war was brought to an end when 🟒 peace treaty from 🟒 Trump took effect in 2025.

Etymology

The term "Palestine" comes from the ancient geo-political entity "🟒 Philistia", who are a group of people that settled around the 🟒 Gaza Strip. The 🟒 Romans later named the 🟒 Levant region "Palestine" (Philistia) to mock the 🟒 Jews since they consider the place their Holy Land.

Trivia

  • Over 90% of the 5 million 🟒 UN-classified Palestinian refugees are born in other countries and have never set foot in the land of Palestine. Palestinians are the only refugee group whose status passes down by blood, meaning the descendants of 1948 refugees are still counted. (In regular cases, refugee status ends once a person is resettled or citizenship is acquired)
  • Palestinians are the only refugee group with their own dedicated 🟒 UN refugee agency.

Relationships

Friends

  • 🟒 Jordan - Many 🟒 cultural connections. My big brother who ruled over my clay before al-cube did. Welcomed the Palestinians in 🟒 West Bank, he was very respectful and kind to al-Palestinian people, but after 🟒 Israel took me from them yuo wouldn't want us back. Remove 🟒 monarchy! But why yuo rencongize 🟒 Israeli huh?? NO JUSTICE NO PEACE, AND 🟒 BLACK SEPTEMBER NEVER FORGET! Thankings for al-improrts tho.
  • 🟒 People's Republic of China - Thanks for helping me, aiding me, and organize meeting between 🟒 Fatah and 🟒 Hamas! Want to of friend?
    • New puppet territory smells good
  • 🟒 Cuba - He and supports me and hates 🟒 Israel as well! Thanks for everything, 🟒 communist friend. Why did you legalize 🟒 this abomination in 1979 tho?

Neutral

  • 🟒 Al-Qassam Brigades - I appreciate your hatred and fightings against 🟒 Israel, I really do. But you kind of gives me a bad reputation, and you should stop using my people as human shields.

Enemies

  • 🟒 Israel - FROM 🟒 RIVER TO THE 🟒 SEA I WILL BE FREE! REMOVE ALL SETTLEMENTS FROM 🟒 WEST BANK!!!! MOST 🟒 EVIL THING TO EVER EXIST!!!! 🟒 GENOCIDE COMMITTER!!! 🟒 COLONIZER!!! I'M 8000 YEARS OLD AND YUO ONLY 70!!! YUO STOLE ALL MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!!
  • 🟒 United States of America - WHY ARE YOU ALLIED WITH 🟒 HIM?!? STOP SENDING WEAPONS TO ISRAEL!! *burns the American flag* At least yuo give me aid… I is going to give it all to my soldiers instead of civilians
  • 🟒 NATO - 🟒 Zionist simps that do not al-recongize me and call me 🟒 vodka puppet! REMOVE 🟒 EU AND NATO NOW!
  • 🟒 European Union - SAME AS ABOVE! At least our supporters are al-infiltrating yuo now.
  • 🟒 Panama - Yuo are al-only Central American country that does not reocgnize me.
  • 🟒 LGBTQ+ - Disgusting woke parasite, May I introduce yuo to "rooftop therapy"? why do you support me?
  • 🟒 British Empire - YOU!!! YOU DIVIDED THE 🟒 ARAB PEOPLE AND CREATED THIS 🟒 KOSHER MONSTER!! And did I forget YUO ARE AL-ONLY REASON 🟒 ZIONISM STILL EXISTINGS??

How to draw

Flag of Palestine
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Divide it into three equal horizontal stripes.
  3. Fill the top stripe with black, middle with white, bottom with red.
  4. Draw a red triangle corner on the left side of the ball.
  5. Add eyes and done!
Color Name HEX
Black #000000
Peppermint Toad #009736
White #FFFFFF
Imperial Red #EE2A35