Israel
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For Israel was not created in order to disappear - Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave.
— John F. Kennedy
Israel, officially the State of Israel, is a country located in the Levant, which is in the Middle East. Israel is surrounded by enemies, like
Palestine,
Lebanon, and
Iran. Israel is also the only country that has a
Jewish majority population in the world, and he was born in 1948. Israel hates it when people call him a "
Russian Arab
" or any of other stereotypes: Playing the violin, controlling the world, being rich and greedy, having a big or long nose, or having nothing but deserts.
There are some countries (23 in total) that do not recognize the cube, such as not accepting his passports, and some that used to hold diplomatic relations with the cube in the past but later withdrew. There are also countryballs that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".
The reason why Israel and all other Jews are cubes is because of a joke called “
JEWISH PHYSICS”. It referred to the time where
Nazis rejected discoveries made by
Jewish scientists, marking them as “
Jewish Physics”. In a very old comic (possibly the first comic where Israel made an appearance), Israel said that he discovered that countries are not balls, but rather a 4D shape known as the Tesseract. This was later commonly simplified to just a cube later.
Many Arabs live in Israel and have Israeli citizenship, and most of them do not want to move to neighboring
Arab countries due to Israel having more freedoms of education, medicine and stuff.
הִיסטוֹרִיָה (History)[edit | edit source]
1948-1958[edit | edit source]
The modern State of Israel was established after lots of ethnical clashes which made it clear that Jews and
Arabs (
Palestine) could not co-exist peacefully. So, the
United Kingdom left
Mandatory Palestine to the
United Nations who in 1948 proposed a partition plan where they would split
Mandatory Palestine 50/50.
Jews agreed and Israel was born, finally becoming an independent nation. But
Arabs (
Palestine) refused and a day later and Israel was attacked by
Iraq,
Syria,
Egypt and
Jordan along with the support of the
Arab League, starting the 1948
Arab-Israeli
War.
Israel was able to win the war thanks to a network responsible for arms shipments from Eastern Europe, mostly
Yugoslavia and
Czechoslovakia. This network would later be purged by the
Soviet Union, who grew increasingly
anti-Zionist. With his victory, Israel annexed most clay in
Palestine except for the
Gaza Strip that was under the control of
Egypt and the
West Bank that was under the control of
Jordan. A mass exodus of
Palestinians occurred, with many fleeing to neighboring
Arab nations.
In the following years, Israel began to develop a close relationship with USA and aligned himself with the
Western Bloc, while his neighboring
Arabs allied with
Soviet Union and the
Eastern Bloc. In 1956, the cube joined
United Kingdom and
France in their attack against
Egypt, occupying the Sinai Peninsula until March 1957. Israel escaped the political humiliation that befell
United Kingdom and
France following their forced withdrawal, withdrawing instead without guarantees. However, they later moved their military back to Sinai just before the Six-Day War.
1958-1970[edit | edit source]
In 1964, PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization) was founded following an earlier decision of the
Arab League, with its goal being the liberation (getting rid of Israel) of
Palestine through armed struggle. In 1966, the Israeli cube attacked
West Bank under
Jordan, saying that
Palestine’s guerrillas had crossed his border, also accusing
Syria of financing and arming the
Palestineballs, starting then hostilities with it. The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occured, in which the Israeli cube fought against:
Iraq,
Syria,
Jordan,
Lebanon and
Egypt and still won in six days. It was a victory so great that
Sabaton made a song about it.
Israel took over
Golan Heights from
Syria,
West Bank from
Jordan,
Gaza Strip and
North Sinai and
South Sinai from
Egypt. Israelcube and
Egypt began fighting the War of Attrition soon after, which continued until 1970.
1970-1976[edit | edit source]
In 1970, PLO attacked
Jordan (Black September in Jordan), and Israel, through
Lebanon (
Palestinian insurgency in
Southern Lebanon). In 1972, a group of
Palestinians known as the
Black September Organization held the Israeli
Olympic team hostage in
Munich and massacred all of them. In response to this, the
Mossad started Operation Wrath of God to kill all of those involved.
In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurred, in which the Arabs attempted to retake the territories they lost to Israelcube in the Six-Day War. Even though the cube repelled the attacks, he went through some difficulties in the war, needing resupply help from
USA, and even considered the use of nuclear weapons, what he calls the "Samson Option". The same year, Israel launched several attacks against the
PLO in Southern
Lebanon. In 1976,
Uganda helped
PFLP hold a plane full of Israelis hostage, resulting in an Israeli attack, during which the Israeli military deployed several planes carrying armored personnel carriers and soldiers, which killed the hijackers,
Ugandan soldiers, and destroyed several
Ugandan fighter jets.
1976-1994[edit | edit source]
In 1978, Israelcube finally agreed to peace with Egypt and gave the
Sinai Peninsula back in return during the Camp David accords. That same year, Israel attacked
Southern Lebanon, resulting in a
PLO retreat. In 1982, Israel launched a full attack on
Lebanon, resulting in the complete expulsion of the
PLO. This invasion ended in 1985 but marked the beginning of the South
Lebanon conflict, a war which continued until
Hezbollah forced Israel to withdrawal in 2000. In 1985, in response to the murder of 3 Israelis on their yacht in
Cyprus, Israel destroyed the
PLO headquarters in
Tunisia with fighter jets.
While all of this was happening, large numbers of Israelis started settling in the West Bank, forcing Palestinians off of their land one more time and generally making it harder for Israelcube and
Palestine to agree to peace. Anger over all of this erupted into the First Intifada, which began as a series of protests and boycotts but soon erupted into violence in the form of riots and violent attacks. The first intifada ran from 1987 to 1993. In 1993, the
Oslo accords were negotiated, resulting in the formation of
Palestine's official government. However, both Israeli and
Palestinian extremists used violence in an attempt to derail these agreements. The
Terrorist organization
Hamas organized bombings and the Israeli prime minister was assassinated by a far-right Israeli. Israelcube made peace with
Jordan in 1994.
1994-2005[edit | edit source]
In the context of South Lebanon conflict, Israelcube launched Operation Grapes of Wrath in 1996 to stop rocket attacks by
Hezbollah through extensive air raids and shelling. A second summit at Camp David was held in 2000 for further peace talks, but nothing came up.
Palestinians, believing that peace would not be achieved due to this, began the Second Intifada, which was way more violent and bloody than the first. Israel-cube attempted to suppress these uprisings, but the violence was too widespread to simply suppress with force. This largely ended after the Israel,
Palestine,
Egypt, and
Jordan held the
Sharm El Sheikh summit in 2005, where both sides agreed to stop attacking each other. As part of the agreement, Israelcube disengaged from
Gaza Strip the same year, both militarily and civilly. Israel ordered all
Jews to leave
Gaza, and those who opposed were removed by force. It was a very dramatic time for the Israelis. But what was left there was a ton of infrastructures built by the Israeli peoples, like factories, farms, greenhouses, and basically everything. But instead of using this wealth, the
Palestinians burned down everything and even killed the animals in farms.
2005-2020[edit | edit source]
After Hamas won elections in
Gaza Strip, he used his new control over
Gaza to attack the cube. In response to this, Israelcube supplied the emergency government with weapons and put
Gaza Strip under a strict blockade with help from
Egypt, depriving the civilian population of goods and infrastructure. Many tunnel networks exist in attempts to supply civilian goods and animals, but some also exist to provide shelter/resources for
Hamas military campaigns.
Hamas and
Fatah were able to form another unitary government in 2014, but that also fell apart due to Operation Protective Edge and other events in
Gaza Strip.
Also in 2006, Hezbollah and Israel went into an intense war. Following a 2004 prisoner exchange deal to get all
Lebanese prisoners in Israeli prisons back with
Germany as the middle man. But Israel-cube didn't release all prisoners. On 22 November 2005
Hezbollah attempted kidnapping Israeli soldiers but failed and lost 3 members, but in 2006
Hezbollah succeeded by ambushing 2 Israeli humvees with anti-tank guns, killing 3 soldiers, before taking 2 hostages, that were going to be swapped for the rest of the
Lebanese prisoners, but they ended up dying later of wounds. Israelcube then responded with airstrikes and shellings, both on military assets and civilian infrastructure in
Lebanon.
Various other wars, skirmishes, and operations happened in the following years, such as Operation Summer Rains in 2006, Operation Cast Lead in 2008, Operation Pillar of Defense in 2012, Operation Protective Edge in 2014, and Operation Guardian of The Walls in 2021. In 2008, Israel offered Palestine to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the
West Bank. In time Israel and
Palestine got tired of looking for any solution for peace.
2020-Present[edit | edit source]
On 7 October 2023, Hamas, operating in the
Gaza Strip, launched a series of attacks against Israel, resulting in several of Israeli civilians dying because of this, further escalating the conflict in the region. In response, Israel invaded
Palestinian clay in
Gaza. Since then, over 27,000
Palestinians have been killed, two-thirds of whom were women and children. Israel has occupied the northern part of
Gaza Strip’s clay, and millions of people have fled
Palestine.
In response to this, South Africa filed a genocide case against Israel to the
United Nations. The latter agreed and told Israel to stop,
proving that it is the most useless organization on
Earth.
In February 2024, Israelcube announced plans to invade Rafah, where millions of refugees already live.
Benjamin Netanyahu asked the cityball to evacuate their citizens, finally causing the West-including
USA-to condemn Israel.
גיאוגרפיה ואקלים (Geography and Climate)[edit | edit source]
Israel does not receive many rainfalls, and it’s usually pretty warm. This is why water is like gold in Israel, since their source of water comes from rivers that are located within enemy territory.
יחסים (Relations)[edit | edit source]
חברים (Friends)[edit | edit source]
ארצות הברית - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Ani return technology, medicine and weapons. Also
America, please no gib information a classified to
Russia. That information was only for sharings between you, me, and all of ha-allies. Also doesn't recognize
Palestine which is good. Even the two leading sides who hates each other that is
Trump and
Biden all support me!
אזרבייג'ן - Anyone who dislikes
Iran is a friend of mine! Even if kebab themselves. take that nuclear
Iran! Best kebab friend. Keep buying my guns please.
גֶרמָנִיָה - Ok, I forgive yuo. Now send me weapons and supplies! And more monies for repayment
ניטראלי (Neutral)[edit | edit source]
מִצְרַיִם - I wanted to give
Gaza back to you, but why didn’t you want to take it? Well, it’s mine now. But thanks for recognizing me!
אויבים (Enemies)[edit | edit source]
פלשתינה - WORST ENEMY!!! I GAVE YOU FOOD, WE HAD PEACE DEALS AND YUO STILL CRY TO YOUR KEBAB FRIENDS TO THROW MISSILES AT ME?!
ANTI-SEMITE TERRORIST! Kill any one of my people and yuo will pay in blood! And no I’m not committing genocide, this is SELF DEFENSE! IF IT'S HA-WAR YUO WANT, IT'S HA-WAR YUO GET!!!
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, ISRAEL IS ALL YOU WILL SEE…
לבנון - ANOTHER
TERRORIST!! REMOVE! Well, you’re not so bad yourself, it’s
THIS R*TARD!
סִין - Why did yuo just invite
Palestinians to your clay to sign a unity deal with
Hamas and
Fatah?! THATS IT NOW YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY P*SSED ME OFF!
איך לצייר (How to draw)[edit | edit source]
![](/images/thumb/a/a1/IsraelFlag.png/222px-IsraelFlag.png)
- Draw a cube.
- Fill the ball with white.
- Draw two blue stripes close to the top and bottom edges of the cube. Make sure to leave some space between though.
- Draw a blue Star of David in between the blue stripes.
- Add the eyes and you are done!
Color Name | HEX | |
---|---|---|
White | #FFFFFF | |
Blue | #0038B8 |
גלריה (Gallery)[edit | edit source]
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