Israel

From Heterodontosaurus Balls

For Israel was not created in order to disappear - Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave.
John F. Kennedy

Israel, officially the State of Israel, is a country located in the Levant, which is in the Middle East. Israel is surrounded by enemies, like Palestine, Lebanon, and Iran. Israel is also the only country that has a Jewish majority population in the world, and he was born in 1948. Israel hates it when people call him a " Russian Arab " or any of other stereotypes: Playing the violin, controlling the world, being rich and greedy, having a big or long nose, or having nothing but deserts.

There are some countries (23 in total) that do not recognize the cube, such as not accepting his passports, and some that used to hold diplomatic relations with the cube in the past but later withdrew. There are also countryballs that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

The reason why Israel and all other Jews are cubes is because of a joke called “JEWISH PHYSICS”. It referred to the time where Nazis rejected discoveries made by Jewish scientists, marking them as “Jewish Physics”. In a very old comic (possibly the first comic where Israel made an appearance), Israel said that he discovered that countries are not balls, but rather a 4D shape known as the Tesseract. This was later commonly simplified to just a cube later.

Many Arabs live in Israel and have Israeli citizenship, and most of them do not want to move to neighboring Arab countries due to Israel having more freedoms of education, medicine and stuff.

Many people have accused Israel of genocide against Gaza.

הִיסטוֹרִיָה (History)

1948-1958

The modern State of Israel was established after lots of ethnical clashes which made it clear that Jews and Arabs ( Palestine) could not co-exist peacefully. So, the United Kingdom left Mandatory Palestine to the United Nations who in 1948 proposed a partition plan where they would split Mandatory Palestine 50/50. The Jews agreed and Israel was born, finally becoming an independent nation. But the Arabs (Palestinians) refused and a day later and Israel was attacked by Iraq, Syria, Egypt and Jordan along with the support of the Arab League, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War.

Israel was able to win the war thanks to a network responsible for arms shipments from Eastern Europe, mostly Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia. This network would later be purged by the Soviet Union, who grew increasingly anti-Zionist. With his victory, Israel annexed most clay in Palestine except for the Gaza Strip that was under the control of Egypt and the West Bank that was under the control of Jordan. A mass exodus of Palestinians occurred, with many fleeing to neighboring Arab nations.

In the following years, Israel began to develop a close relationship with USA and aligned himself with the Capitalist Bloc, while his neighboring Arabs allied with Soviet Union and the Communist Bloc. In 1956, the cube joined United Kingdom and France in their attack against Egypt, occupying the Sinai Peninsula until March 1957. Israel escaped the political humiliation that befell United Kingdom and France following their forced withdrawal, withdrawing instead without guarantees. However, they later moved their military back to Sinai just before the Six-Day War.

1958-1970

In 1964, PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization) was founded following an earlier decision of the Arab League, with its goal being the liberation (getting rid of Israel) of Palestine through armed struggle. In 1966, the Israeli cube attacked West Bank under Jordan, saying that Palestine’s guerrillas had crossed his border, also accusing Ba'athist Syria of financing and arming the Palestineballs, starting then hostilities with him.

The next year in 1967, things boiled over and the Six-Day War occurred, in which the Israeli cube fought against: Iraq, Ba'athist Syria, Jordan, Lebanon and Egypt and still won in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it. Israel took over Golan Heights from Ba'athist Syria, West Bank from Jordan, Gaza Strip and North Sinai and South Sinai from Egypt. Israelcube and Egypt began fighting the War of Attrition soon after, which continued until 1970.

1970-1976

In 1970, PLO attacked Jordan (Black September in Jordan), and Israel, through Lebanon ( Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanon). In 1972, a group of Palestinians known as the Black September Organization held the Israeli Olympic team hostage in Munich and massacred all of them. In response to this, the Mossad started Operation Wrath of God to kill all of those involved.

In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurred, in which the Arabs, such as Syria and Egypt, attempted to retake the territories they lost to Israelcube in the Six-Day War. Even though the cube repelled the attacks, he went through some difficulties in the war, needing resupply help from USA, and even considered the use of nuclear weapons, what he calls the "Samson Option". But, in the end, Israel occupied more Syrian land than before. Under pressure internationally, a UN buffer zone was created in Israel’s newly gained land. The same year, Israel launched several attacks against the PLO in Southern Lebanon. In 1976, Uganda helped PFLP hold a plane full of Israelis hostage, resulting in an Israeli attack, during which the Israeli military deployed several planes carrying armored personnel carriers and soldiers, which killed the hijackers, Ugandan soldiers, and destroyed several Ugandan fighter jets.

1976-1994

In 1978, Israelcube finally agreed to peace with Egypt and gave the Sinai Peninsula back in return during the Camp David accords. That same year, Israel attacked Southern Lebanon, resulting in a PLO retreat.

The future of the Golan Heights is still being debate it in Israel. Some think that it should be traded for peace, others think that it was too strategic to give up. But still, the government introduced a new law in 1981 that treated the Golan Heights as any other part of Israel in practice. This move was condemned by the United Nations.

In 1982, Israel launched a full attack on Lebanon, resulting in the complete expulsion of the PLO. This invasion ended in 1985 but marked the beginning of the South Lebanon conflict, a war which continued until Hezbollah forced Israel to withdrawal in 2000. In 1985, in response to the murder of 3 Israelis on their yacht in Cyprus, Israel destroyed the PLO headquarters in Tunisia with fighter jets.

While all of this was happening, large numbers of Israelis started settling in the West Bank, forcing Palestinians off of their land one more time and generally making it harder for Israelcube and Palestine to agree to peace. Anger over all of this erupted into the First Intifada, which began as a series of protests and boycotts but soon erupted into violence in the form of riots and violent attacks. The first intifada ran from 1987 to 1993. In 1993, the Oslo accords were negotiated, resulting in the formation of Palestine's official government. However, both Israeli and Palestinian extremists used violence in an attempt to derail these agreements. The Terrorist organization Al-Qassam Brigades (military of Hamas) organized bombings and the Israeli prime minister was assassinated by a far-right Israeli. Israelcube made peace with Jordan in 1994.

In the 1990s, Syria and Israel tried to talk out the fate of the Golan Heights. In Israel, some think that the Golan Heights should be returned in exchange for peace, while others think that it should be kept. Israel was initially open to this idea, but the two couldn’t agree on the borders and the public opinion in both countries spoke out against it. So, the status quo remained until 2011 when the Syrian Civil War happened, leaving no hope for a peaceful returnage.

1994-2005

In the context of South Lebanon conflict, Israelcube launched Operation Grapes of Wrath in 1996 to stop rocket attacks by Hezbollah through extensive air raids and shelling. A second summit at Camp David was held in 2000 for further peace talks, but nothing came up. Palestinians, believing that peace would not be achieved due to this, began the Second Intifada, which was way more violent and bloody than the first. Israel-cube attempted to suppress these uprisings, but the violence was too widespread to simply suppress with force. This largely ended after the Israel, Palestine, Egypt, and Jordan held the Sharm El Sheikh summit in 2005, where both sides agreed to stop attacking each other. As part of the agreement, Israelcube disengaged from Gaza Strip the same year, both militarily and civilly. Israel ordered all Jews to leave Gaza, and those who opposed were removed by force. It was a very dramatic time for the Israelis. But what was left there was a ton of infrastructures built by the Israeli peoples, like factories, farms, greenhouses, and basically everything. But instead of using this wealth, the Palestinians burned down everything and even killed the animals in farms.

2005-2020

After Hamas won elections in Gaza Strip, he used his new control over Gaza to attack the cube. In response to this, Israelcube supplied the emergency government with weapons and put Gaza Strip under a strict blockade with help from Egypt, depriving the civilian population of goods and infrastructure. Many tunnel networks exist in attempts to supply civilian goods and animals, but some also exist to provide shelter/resources for Al-Qassam Brigades (Hamas' fighting group) military campaigns. Hamas and Fatah were able to form another unitary government in 2014, but that also fell apart due to Operation Protective Edge and other events in Gaza Strip.

Also in 2006, Hezbollah and Israel went into an intense war. Following a 2004 prisoner exchange deal to get all Lebanese prisoners in Israeli prisons back with Germany as the middle man. But Israel-cube didn't release all prisoners. On 22 November 2005 Hezbollah attempted kidnapping Israeli soldiers but failed and lost 3 members, but in 2006 Hezbollah succeeded by ambushing 2 Israeli humvees[2] with anti-tank guns, killing 3 soldiers, before taking 2 hostages, that were going to be swapped for the rest of the Lebanese prisoners, but they ended up dying later of wounds. Israelcube then responded with airstrikes and shellings, both on military assets and civilian infrastructure in Lebanon.

Various other wars, skirmishes, and operations happened in the following years, such as Operation Summer Rains in 2006, Operation Cast Lead in 2008, Operation Pillar of Defense in 2012, Operation Protective Edge in 2014, and Operation Guardian of The Walls in 2021. In 2008, Israel offered Palestine to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank. In time Israel and Palestine got tired of looking for any solution for peace.

In 2011, the Syrian civil war broke out, which largely worked in Israel’s favor. Still, Israel regularly targeted the Iranian and Hezbollahian positions in Syria, as both were called by Assad to help. Israel even gave some funding to some rebel factions. During this time, Israel completely abandoned the idea of returning the Golan Heights, instead focusing on securing official US recognition of this land claim, which Israel got in 2019 under the Trump administration. Though, no other nation recognized this.

2020 Onwards

On 7 October 2023, Hamas, operating in the Gaza Strip, launched a series of attacks against Israel, resulting in several of Israeli civilians dying because of this, further escalating the conflict in the region. In response, Israel invaded Palestinian clay in Gaza. Since then, over 27,000 Palestinians have been killed, two-thirds of whom were women and children. This is because Hamas hides themselves and their weapons inside civilian settlements and hospitals, to increase Palestinian civilian deaths and gain global sympathy. Israel has occupied the northern part of Gaza Strip’s clay, and millions of people have fled Palestine. In response to this, South Africa filed a genocide case against Israel to the United Nations. The latter agreed and told Israel to stop, proving that he is the most useless organization on Earth.

In February 2024, Israelcube announced plans to invade Rafah, where millions of refugees already live. Benjamin Netanyahu asked the cityball to evacuate their citizens, finally causing the West-including USA-to condemn Israel.

In September 2024, a large number of Israeli protesters took to the streets because 6 dead hostages has been found by soldiers in Al-Qassam Brigades tunnels. They want Benjamin Netanyahu to end the war. But if he does this, it will anger the far-right people in the cabinet, who can easily topple the government. Israel also assassinated almost every Hezbollah leader and started a ground invasion of southern Lebanon. Hezbollah’s sponsor, Iran, responded by sending 200 ballistic missiles into Israel.

In December 2024, Israel invades Syria (who didn’t even have a government), to secure strategic locations and destroy high-tech weapons. Israel also invades UN buffer zone, justifying this with two reasons: first by saying that they are supporting a UN outpost nearby should it come under fire, second by saying that since the ceasefire agreement made in that region was with the former Ba'athist government, and since the Ba'athist regime is now null, so is the ceasefire peace agreement.

In January 2025, Israel and Hamas agreed on a ceasefire plan and exchanged hostages with each other. However, in March 2025, Israel attacked on the Gaza Strip, ending the ceasefire. This attack was the deadliest yet.

Throughout March and April, Israel continues to bomb targets in Syria, claiming them to be Assadist loyalist points endangering Israeli interests and lives.

On 25 April 2025, police recover remains of man killed in first fatal shark attack in history of the State of Israel.

In June 2025, Israel launched strikes and killed many Iranian top military commanders and scientists as part of Operation Rising Lion. Many nuclear facilities were also targeted and destroyed, preventing Iran from becoming a nuclear power. Iran retaliated by spam-striking Israel with tons of rockets. The Iron Dome was able to stop many strikes, but some made it through and hit civilian buildings.

גיאוגרפיה ואקלים (Geography and Climate)

Israel does not receive many rainfalls, and it’s usually pretty warm. This is why water is like gold in Israel, since their source of water comes from rivers that are located within enemy territory.

כיפת ברזל (Iron Dome)

Iron Dome is a defense mechanism of Israel. Radars scan for missiles, and when they detect one ore more, they calculate if it’s going towards an empty field or population center. If it’s going to empty field, they leave it alone, but if it’s heading towards population center, smaller missiles will be shot at the attacking missile, exploding near it. The scraps of the exploding Israeli missile makes the attacking missile fall to the ground before it hits the population center.

דְבָרִים בְּטֵלִים (Trivia)

  • Many pro-Palestinians have accused Israel of violating international law by not letting humanitarian aid into Gaza Strip, however they're ignoring the fact that in Article 23 of the Geneva Convention stats that aid can be stopped if armed groups are using them for their advantage. And we have seen many videos of Hamas raiding supply trucks, and Palestinian civilians have also accused Hamas of hoarding food and medical aid.
  • Israel's strikes are very coordinated and effective. They target specific points such as enemy generals and weapon-creating bases, unlike Iran who uses their strikes to blanket the enemy population.

יחסים (Relationships)

חברים (Friends)

  • אֶרֶץ הַקוֹדֶשׁ - This land was promised to me 2000 years ago.
  • ארצות הברית - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Ani return technology, medicine and weapons. Also America, please no gib information a classified to Russia. That information was only for sharings between you, me, and all of ha-allies. Also doesn't recognize Palestine which is good. Even the two leading sides who hates each other that is Trump and Biden all support me!
  • אזרבייג'ן - Anyone who dislikes Iran is a friend of mine! Even if kebab themselves. take that nuclear Iran! Best kebab friend. Keep buying my guns please.
  • איחוד האמירויות הערביות - Thanks for recognizing me cool kebab guy! My peeps go to Dubai on vacation! We also hate this idiot.
  • גֶרמָנִיָה - Ok, I forgive yuo. Now send me weapons and supplies! And more monies for repayment
  • הוֹדוּ - My very best friend, is always supportive of me. Hodu, yuo are a blessing.
  • טייוואן - My "unofficial" friend in science, trade and industry. Plus, your Nationalist government had always been sympathetic and supportive of me. BUT REMOVE NAZI SYMBOLS AND INFLUENCES, IS OF IGNORANT.
  • בחריין - Thanks for recognizing me, your Jewish minority got more freedom in your clay and we both hate this scum.
  • סינגפור - Helped build and train his armed forces in ha-art of Kebab removal ( his big neighbours are kebabs and might be out to anschluss him).

ניטראלי (Neutral)

  • מִצְרַיִם - I wanted to give Gaza back to you, but why didn’t you want to take it? Well, it’s mine now. But thanks for recognizing me!

אויבים (Enemies)

  • פלשתינה - WORST ENEMY!!! I GAVE YOU FOOD, WE HAD PEACE DEALS AND YUO STILL CRY TO YOUR KEBAB FRIENDS TO THROW MISSILES AT ME?! ANTI-SEMITE TERRORIST! Kill any one of my people and yuo will pay in blood! And no I’m not committing genocide, this is SELF DEFENSE! IF IT'S HA-WAR YUO WANT, IT'S HA-WAR YUO GET!!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, ISRAEL IS ALL YOU WILL SEE…
  • עַזָה - I've constantly tried to warn you and delay attacks and get you prepared but many of you keep on sympathetically voting Hamas and help them hide their weapons. Don't you know they're hiding behind you on purpose so that when I attack them they can score propaganda points because of the more civilian deaths?
  • לבנון - ANOTHER TERRORIST!! REMOVE! Well, you’re not so bad yourself, it’s THIS R*TARD! Wait, why did yuo arrest a man who did a TikTok showing that he likes me more than them
  • סִין - Why did yuo just invite Palestinians to your clay to sign a unity deal with Hamas and Fatah?! THATS IT NOW YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY PISSED ME OFF!
  • אונסק"ו - Me and America are leaving yuo because yuo is anti-Semitic.
    • Actually… I think I’ll rejoin
  • צפון עזה - I’ll starve yuo out!
    • C’mon man. Don’t do that.
  • חיזבאללה - STOP HIDING MISSILES AND OTHER WEAPONS IN CIVILIAN’S HOMES AND PAYING THEM FOR IT! YUO THINK YOUR HUMAN SHIELDS CAN STOP ME FROM DEFENDING MYSELF?! Urging all civilians of Southern Lebanon! Please evacuate! I will be destroying these weapons! Also, there is an encrypted message in all your pagers. Have fun.

שירים (Songs)

הַתִּקְוָה (Hatikvah)

Hatikvah (The Hope) is the national anthem of the State of Israel. Part of 19th-century Jewish poetry, the theme of the Romantic composition reflects the 2,000-year-old desire of the Jewish people to return to the Land of Israel in order to reclaim it as a free and sovereign nation-state.

As long as in the heart, within,
The soul of a Jew still yearns,
And onwards, towards the ends of the east,
An eye still gazes toward Zion,

Our hope is not yet lost,
The hope of two thousand years,
𝄆 To be a free nation in our own land,

The land of Zion and Jerusalem. 𝄇

כֹּל עוֹד בַּלֵּבָב פְּנִימָה
נֶפֶשׁ יְהוּדִי הוֹמִיָּה,
וּלְפַאֲתֵי מִזְרָח קָדִימָה,
עַיִן לְצִיּוֹן צוֹפִיָּה;

עוֹד לֹא אָבְדָה תִקְוָתֵנוּ,
הַתִּקְוָה בַּת שְׁנוֹת אַלְפַּיִם,
𝄇 לִהְיוֹת עַם חָפְשִׁי בְּאַרְצֵנוּ,

אֶרֶץ צִיּוֹן וִירוּשָׁלַיִם.𝄆

איך לצייר (How to draw)

Flag of Zion

Israel has a drawing rating of intermediate.

  1. Draw a cube or a hypercube, you pick.
  2. Fill the cube with white (make the white a bit transparent if you are drawing the hypercube).
  3. Draw two blue stripes close to the top and bottom edges of the cube. Make sure to leave some space between though.
  4. Draw a blue Star of David in between the blue stripes.
  5. Add the eyes and you are done!
Color Name HEX
White #FFFFFF
Blue #0038B8

גלריה (Gallery)

הערות (Notes)

  1. In the Torah it says it’s forbidden to mix meat and dairy.
  2. High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle

ניווט (Navigation)