Paraguay

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Paraguay, officially the Republic of Paraguay, is a landlocked country in South America. He is bordered by Brazil to the North and Northeast, Argentina to the South and Southwest, and Bolivia to the North and Northwest. He is also the only South American country to recognize the Republic of China as the real China.

Paraguay’s flag has a front and back, and they both look different. His national days are May 14 and May 15 (Paraguay into getting independence over the night!)

Paraguay was very confident in his early years as an independent country, he believed that he could conquer all South America! But then... The Paraguayan War happened, and he got totally humiliated. He got trauma, very depressing, and is still always saying negative things, he still has PTSD. Today, Paraguay looks like very normal nonexistent buffer state, but if vos into triggering his dark side nde could see the fury of the lion.

History

In 1810 Argentina rebelled against Spain and tried to liberate Paraguay, however, he lost and retreated, but Paraguay got independence by himself later. Paraguay's first dictator, José Gaspar Rodríguez de Francia, ruled with an iron fist from 1814 to 1840, isolating the country from the world and enforcing his own harsh vision of a leftist socialist-leaning utopian society, which was more about control than Rousseau's ideals (which he claimed to be following), earning him the nickname "El Supremo" for his authoritarian grip on power. Rodríguez de Francia weakened the Catholic Church and colonial elites by imposing new laws, forced mixed-race marriages, isolated Paraguay from South America, and brutally crushed a coup in 1820 by executing or imprisoning its leaders.

After Francia’s death in 1840, Paraguay was ruled by military officers until Carlos Antonio López, allegedly Francia’s nephew, took power in 1841. López modernized the country, opened it to foreign trade, signed a non-aggression pact with Argentina, and officially declared Paraguay’s independence in 1842. After his death in 1862, his son, Francisco Solano López, continued his father's policies, centralizing power and controlling all aspects of public life. The López regime promoted economic self-sufficiency through protectionism, developed the military, and expanded infrastructure. Despite portraying Paraguay as democratic, the López family held near-total control. They ruled Paraguay like it’s their personal estate, blurring the lines between public and private life.

Relations

Friends

  • Colombia - One of best friend! He created a treaty that would help mi citzens if I ceased to exist after being *glup* b-beaten and tortured.
  • Bolivia - Are nice to each other. After the war, he sent food and aids to mi. Sorry when I captured some southern parts of su clayo in 1932.
  • Republic of China - You are real China. Vos are really good amigo, nde donates me technology ha healthcare supplies and vos are always into helpings me. We are on opposite side of world but nde are my best Asian friend, I also recognize you too.

Enemies

  • Venezuela - He hates me just because I opposed his election. He also hates my best friend.
  • Fake China - I MAKE BETTER AND CHEAPER PRODUCTS THAN NDE! HAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT TOMA ESO

How to draw

Flag of Paraguay
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: red, white, blue.
  3. In the middle of the white stripe, draw a circle in black.
  4. Write “REPUBLICA DE PARAGUAY” around the top 75% of the circle.
  5. Draw two circles that surround the text.
  6. In the middle of the circle, draw two leaves intertwined like a circle and a yellow star in the middle.
  7. Add the eyes and you are done!
Color Name HEX
Maximum Red #D52B1E
White #FFFFFF
Royal Azure #0038A8
Black #000000
North Texas Green #009A3A
Yellow #FEDF00