Indo-Europeans

From Heterodontosaurus Balls

2ball (Indo-Europeans) is a "caveball" (or billiard ball) that represents the Indo-Europeans, sometimes just white people. 2ball proper was actually born in Eastern Europe, according to the steppe theory and hence the name "Indo-European". He sometimes wear a Viking helmet or a Greek robe.

Abrahamic religions ( Jews, Christians and Muslims) believe that he is Japheth, one of Noah's sons.

People often associate India with 7ball or 4ball due to their admixture from populations distantly related, but he has a large amount of Haplogroup R1a and is much more related to 2ball. South Africa, Macau, and Eritrea also have 2ball genetics from the intermixing with European countries.

History

Most scholars agree that 2ball originated in the Yamnaya Horizon around 7500 BC, as a cultural complex of chariot-riding pastoralist steppeballs located north of the Black Sea. These early Indo-Europeans may have worshipped sky gods, buried their dead in kurgans, and had a thing for wheels and dairy. They domesticated cows and horses.

2ball didn't stay put. Over time, the Indo-Europeans exploded outward in waves like dandelion seeds caught in the wind. 2ball became ancestor to many of the European and West Asian nations today.

Decedents

Relationships

Friends

Enemies

  • Mongol Empire - DISEASE SPREADING MANIAC!!
  • Aliens - Why do you want to abduct me and remove me for no reason?!
  • r/Polandball - F*CK YOU FOR BANNING ME!!! "BLUE SKINNED PEOPLE DON'T EXIST"? WE'RE COUNTRYBALLS, WE HAVE FLAGS AS OUR SKINS!!!!!!

How to draw

A 2ball
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with blue.
  3. Draw a white circle in the middle.
  4. Write “2” in the white circle.
  5. Draw eyes and done!
Color Name HEX
Any Blue is Fine #0094FF
White #FFFFFF
Black #000000

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