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Indo-Europeans
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2ball is a "caveball" (or billiard ball) that represents the Indo-Europeans, sometimes just 
white people. 2ball proper was actually born in 
Eastern Europe, according to the steppe theory and hence the name "Indo-European". He sometimes wears a 
Viking helmet or a 
Greek robe.
Abrahamic Religions (
Jews, 
Christians and 
Muslims) believe that he is 
Japheth, one of 
Noah's sons.
People often associate 
India with 
7ball or 
4ball due to their admixture from populations distantly related, but he has a large amount of Haplogroup R1a and is much more related to 2ball. 
South Africa, 
Macau, and 
Eritrea also have 2ball genetics from the intermixing with European countries.
History
Most scholars agree that 2ball originated in the 
Yamnaya Horizon around 7500 BC, as a cultural complex of chariot-riding pastoralist steppeballs located north of the 
Black Sea. These early Indo-Europeans may have worshipped sky gods, buried their dead in kurgans, and had a thing for wheels and dairy. They domesticated cows and horses.
2ball didn't stay put. Over time, the Indo-Europeans exploded outward in waves like dandelion seeds caught in the wind. 2ball became ancestor to many of the European and West Asian nations today.
Decedents
Relationships
Friends
British Empire - #1 empire in the 
world.
United States of America - My powerful descendent that lives far away.
Roman Empire - Greatest influence.
Enemies
Mongol Empire - DISEASE SPREADING MANIAC!!
Aliens - Why do you want to abduct me and remove me for no reason?!
r/Polandball - F*CK YOU FOR BANNING ME!!! "BLUE SKINNED PEOPLE DON'T EXIST"? WE'RE COUNTRYBALLS, WE HAVE FLAGS AS OUR SKINS!!!!!!
How to draw
Indo-Europeans has a drawing rating of easy.
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it with blue.
- Draw a white circle in the middle.
- Write β2β in the white circle.
- Draw eyes and done!
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Any Blue is Fine | #0094FF | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
| Black | #000000 | |
Gallery
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A 2ball in real life
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