Facebook

Facebook : Facebook
←    2004 – Present
General Information
Founder:	Mark Zuckerberg
Time of Exist:	4 February 2004 - Present
Affiliation:	Meta Platforms
Relations and Opinions
Friends:	YouTube Saudi Arabia Israel Philippines Fandom Bill Cipher
Enemies:	BAN European Union Nazi Germany Confederate States China Myanmar TikTok
Likes:	Collecting your private information and data, boomers, facebook moms, minion memes, AI generated images to trick old people into liking for revenue, surveillance
Dislikes:	卐 Swastika 卐

Facebook is a social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly.

There are usually only two types of people on Facebook: boomers and other old people, who gets easily tricked into thinking AI images are real (which caused Facebook to be flooded with AI images), and middle-aged moms posting minion memes.

Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of Reichtangle.

History

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Wörk, wörk, wörk. - Germany

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Backstory

Zuckerberg built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending Harvard University. The site was comparable to Hot or Not and used "photos compiled from the online face books of nine Houses, placing two next to each other at a time and asking users to choose the 'hotter' person".[15] Facemash attracted 450 visitors and 22,000 photo-views in its first four hours.

Relations

Friends

• YouTube - hi friend
• Saudi Arabia - Too many Saudis on Facebook.
• Israel - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be Jewish
• Philippines - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. Stop being butthurt on some pages pls
• Fandom - We both hate Polandball.
• Bill Cipher - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, GOD!

Enemies

• Polandball - BANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!
• European Union - YOU PIECE OF SHYT! WHY’D YOU BAN MEMES!? I BAN, NOT YOU!
• Nazi Germany - Remove anti semitism u nazi pig! Swastika shall be removed! I don't care if swastika is an ancient religious symbol! #👿naziisharmfull #stopracism #swastikaisterrible
• Confederate States - Stupid piece of racist crap! Your very offings stupid Racist Pig! #equality #F*ckcsa #nomoreracism
• China - Because of your Great Firewall, facebook cannot into China!
• Myanmar - REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!!
• TikTok - CRINGEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!