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*[[File:Positive Christianity-icon.png]] [[Positive Christianity]] - Thou art a sick, terrible corruption of [[File:The Father-icon.png]] [[Monotheism|God]]'s words. Galatians 3:28, heretic!
*[[File:Positive Christianity-icon.png]] [[Positive Christianity]] - Thou art a sick, terrible corruption of [[File:The Father-icon.png]] [[Monotheism|God]]'s words. Galatians 3:28, heretic!
*{{i|Nazi}} [[Nazism]] - Thou art a murderous savage pagan and thy destiny is damnation.
*{{i|Nazi}} [[Nazism]] - Thou art a murderous savage pagan and thy destiny is damnation.
*{{i|AltRight}} [[Alt-Right]] - Thou art as vile as {{i|Positive Christianity}} [[Christian Fascism|th]][[Positive Christianity|ey]]! Moreover, thou dost blasphemously bestow thy worship upon {{i|Hitler}} [[Hitlerism|this wretched psychopath]], and wasteth hours upon {{i|Sexocracy}} [[Sexocracy|sinful filth]]!


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Revision as of 04:25, 10 March 2025

This article is about the ideology. For the religion itself, see Christianity.

Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
Jesus Christ, Matthew 4:4

Christian Theocracy is a culturally right-wing ideology positioned in the upper middle section of the Authoritarian axis on the political compass. His exact placement varies based on the denomination of Christianity (e.g., Calvinists align more to the far right, while Catholics may lean towards the center-left). The core belief is that a powerful Christian government is essential for the salvation of humanity. Advocates of this ideology oppose the separation of church and state.

History

There were numerous states in history, mainly European, that adopted Christianity as their state religion. The first state to legally declare Christianity his state religion would be Armenia in the year 301, under King Tiridates III (298-330 C.E./A.D.). Later, in the year 380 under Emperor Theodosius I, the Edict of Thessalonica would make Christianity the state religion of the Roman Empire, influencing all European history to come.

The New Testament gives no guidelines for governing a nation, but the Old Testament does describe the existance of theocracies under men such as Moses, Joshua, and King Josiah (for more information, see Jewish Theocracy § History). On another related note, the New Testament does describe the concept of governments (regardless of them being Christian) as appointed by God. Paul the Apostle wrote that "…there is no authority except from God, and the authorities that exist are appointed by God" (Romans 13:1, NKJV). This, along with the Old Testament, is the scriptural foundation for a theocracy in Christianity.

Christian theocracies emerged as Catholic theocracies during the Middle Ages, as Catholicism spread and dominated Europe.

Relations

Blessed for Heaven

  • Reactionaryism - Thou has defended me along with all of his sons, daughters and grandchildren.
  • Crusadism - Then shall we crusade again, take back the holy land and kill heretics! Thou shall not kill, thou art violating the Fifth Commandment!

Mixed (Purgatory Maybe?)

  • Jewish Thoecracy - Why must thou deny that Jesus was the Messiah? Also, the Holy Trinity is not a "pagan" belief but rather the true revelation of God's Eternal Being. I, with all other followers of Christ, awaitenth the day you turn from your ignorance and embrace the truth.
  • Islamic Theocracy - Thou historically hath been a foe of Christians and thou also deny Jesus (you call Him Isa), but we can both laugh at the atheists and we have the same god.
  • Scientocracy - I raised thou during the Middle Ages, but some of thou hast started to turn against me.
  • Buddhist Theocracy - Thou art a fool for not believing in the creator God, but thine Buddha is a righteous and peaceful man, just like Our Lord Jesus. Stoppeth persecuting me in Sri Lanka.
  • Trumpism - What? Thou art not going to turn America into an authoritarian Christian Theocracy? But that’s the sole reason I voted for thou…

Damned to Hell

How to draw

The Christian Banner

Christian Theocracy has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with white.
  3. Draw a dark blue square on the upper left of the ball.
  4. Draw a red cross in the dark blue square.
  5. Add the eyes and you are done!
Color Name HEX
White #FFFFFF
Blue #002868
Red #BF0A30