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Revision as of 01:10, 11 May 2025

Template:CountryInfoSchwabism, also known as WEFism, is the ideology of the 🏳️ neoliberal and 🏳️ oligarchal founder of the 🏳️ World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab. He is 🏳️ Authoritarian Right but 🏳️ Culturally Far-Left. Schwabism wants a 🏳️ corporate dominated world that pursues 🏳️ green policies by using 🏳️ authoritarian methods. He also wants a global ID system to monitor and control everyone.

Schwabism is the closest contender for an 🏳️ Illuminati that 🏳️ conspiracy theories describe. He is described as a School of Thought of 🏳️ State Liberalism, and is described as dystopian.

History & Life

Klaus Schwab was born in the year 1938, on the 30th of March. His parents had moved from 🏳️ Switzerland the 🏳️ German Third Reich in order for his father to assume the role of director at 🏳️ Escher Wyss AG, an industrial company and contractor for the Nazi regime. Despite Schwab's father being a baptized 🏳️ Lutheran, Schwab was raised 🏳️ Catholic.

Klaus Schwab founded the 🏳️ World Economic Forum in 1971.

Klaus Schwab stepped down as the leader of the WEF in April 2025.

Beliefs

Corporate Centric World

Schwabism believes that traditional nation-states are outdated and should hand over their power to multinational 🏳️ corporations. After what's called the "Great Reset", the 🏳️ world will be ruled by a polite, smiling cartel of 🏳️ megacorporations, 🏳️ government puppets, and carefully selected NGOs. No more 🏳️ democracy, just efficient, unelected, well-funded 🏳️ oligarchs all working together to manage society from the top down.

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Relationships

Global and Economic Partners

  • 🏳️ Illuminatism - I like ze new vorld ordah vith korporate beeznessmen in kontrol, but vee should not be zeekretive.
  • 🏳️ Globalism - Borders must be deleted virtchually… und gofernments? Zey vill become obsolette.
  • 🏳️ Oligarchy - Vee are an oligarchee, ja… but let’s be honest, I am mostly ze boss.
  • 🏳️ Industrialism - Long leeff ze Fourth Industreeal Refolution! Ze future is not just coming… vee are designing it.

Young Entrepreneurs

  • 🏳️ Communism - 🏳️ Korporations should be state-owned… but zey must also be ze most powerful! At least ve agree on one thing: Yuo vill own nussing, und yuo vill be happy…

Scums Who Vill Eat Ze Bugs

  • 🏳️ Nationalism - Nationalism is an outdated und bigoted ideology. Must be eliminated for ze sake of our united, sustainable future under ze wise guidance of ze global corporate elite. Yuo vill have no nation, yuo vill have no possessions… und yuo vill love it.
  • 🏳️ Conservatism - Stop rezisting our brilliant new vorld ordah, old man. Ze future has been decided—by smarter people zan you.

How to draw

Logo of the WEF adapted into a flag

Schwabism has a drawing rating of intermediate.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with blue.
  3. Draw a white semi-circle in the middle.
  4. Write "WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM" over the semi-circle, each word in its own line from top to bottom.
  5. Add glasses and done!
Color Name HEX
Blue #00237D
White #FFFFFF