Catholicism

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โ€œโ€The Catholic ๐Ÿ™ faith, which always preserves the unfashionable ๐Ÿงญ virtue, is at this moment alone sustaining the independent ๐Ÿง  intellect of ๐Ÿ‘ค man.
โ€” ๐“ƒฆ Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Catholicism is a branch of โœ๏ธ Christianity that is the doctrine of the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Roman Catholic Church. He is one of the main and most numerous Christian denominations, and is widely practiced in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy, ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France, ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Poland, ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น Lithuania, ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Ireland, and ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain. Catholicism upholds apostolic succession, papal supremacy, โณ Sacred Tradition alongside ๐Ÿ“– Scripture, belief in ๐ŸŒŒ transubstantiation in the Eucharist, the veneration of saints and ๐Ÿ™ Mary, the doctrine of purgatory, and adherence to the authority of ecumenical councils under the leadership of the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Pope. This denomination emphasizes a tradition that traces its origins back to ๐“†Ÿ Jesus Christ and the Apostles, believing that the Pope is the successor to ๐•ฃ Saint Peter, whom Catholics consider the first Pope.

Catholicism is one of the orthodox, just, and traditional ๐Ÿ™ religions of the West. In ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Polandball, he is represented as ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Vatican City. In ๐Ÿคช Polcompball, he is represented as ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Catholic Theocracy.

History

Foundation

โ€œโ€And I tell you that you are ๐•ฃ Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it.
โ€” ๐“†Ÿ Jesus Christ, Matthew 16:18

As a branch of โœ๏ธ Christianity, Catholicism's ๐Ÿ“œ history is tranced back to ๐“†Ÿ Jesus Christ and his teachings in the 1st century AD in ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Judaea, province of ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Rome. According to Catholic teaching, each of the sacraments was instituted by Christ himself. Catholicism also holds that Jesus established his disciple ๐•ฃ Peter as the first pope of the nascent church, based on Matthew 16:18.

After Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection, his followers, the Apostles, spread his teachings, establishing the ๐ŸŸ early Christian communities. Peter is believed to have led the early Church and helped him lay the foundations for his hierarchical structure. This early period saw the development of core doctrines and practices that would shape the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Catholic Church as he grew and spread throughout the Roman Empire and beyond. Still, โœ๏ธ Christians, like their ๐Ÿ•Ž Jewish kin, were persecuted under the โ›ค pagan Roman Empire for their renunciation of other gods.

Legalization, Popularization, Spread

When ๐Ÿณ๏ธ Constantine became emperor of the ๐Ÿณ๏ธ Western Roman Empire in 312, he attributed his victory to the โœก๏ธ Christian God. Many soldiers in his army were Christians, and his army was his base of power.

On the 27 February 380, the Edict of ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Thessalonica was issued by emperor โณฉ Theodosius I, making โœ๏ธ Christianity the โœ๏ธ state religion of the ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Roman Empire, outlawing all other ๐Ÿ™ religions. Theodosius was the last emperor to rule before the empire permanently split.

After the fall of the ๐Ÿณ๏ธ Roman Empire in 476, most of the ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ Germanic tribes that previously practiced โœ๏ธ Arian Christianity adopted โœ๏ธ Chalcedonian Christianity in order to ally themselves with the religious figures of the regions they were invading, leading to most of the former Western Roman Empire becoming a ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Catholic Theocracy loyal to the Vicar of Christ in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Rome.

High Middle Ages

During the Middle Ages, the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Catholic Church became ๐Ÿค‘ corrupt. Catholic leaders began abusing indulgences (spiritual penance), telling peasants that they will have to pay the church in order to get to heaven. Catholicism also added in the belief of "purgatory", a place between heaven and hell. The medieval Church bureaucracy was expensive and requires a lot of money. This attracted many people who are more interested in getting monies rather than performing their religious duties. Many popes and bishops lived luxurious lives, which contrasted greatly with the poverty of the common clergy.

But Catholicism in the Middle Ages had good things too. The ๐Ÿ™ faith of the Middle Agers are very strong, and even though peasants were poor, they still attended church every week. Catholicism established a firm ๐Ÿงญ moral standing in ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Europe, and had the top ๐Ÿง  intellectuals at the time. Many saints preformed miracles, and the church ran hospitals and universities all throughout Europe.

Great East-West Schism

In the 11th century, the ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ European Christian church was split into two: ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Roman Catholicism (๐Ÿ›๏ธ Latin branch) in the west and โ˜ฆ๏ธ Eastern Orthodoxy (๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Greek branch) in the east. The schism between the western and eastern ๐ŸŒŠ Mediterranean Christians resulted from a variety of political, cultural and theological factors which transpired over centuries, and ultimately arose over a dispute on whether โ˜ฆ๏ธ Constantinople or ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Rome held jurisdiction over the church in โ˜ฆ๏ธ Sicily and led to mutual excommunications in 1054.

Councils were held in an attempt to heal the schism, such as the Second Council of ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Lyon in 1274, to no avail.

Western Schism

In 1378, the cardinals re-elect a new pope after the old one died. But the new pope told them to live less luxurious lives, which made many cardinals unhappy, so they did another election with another pope. So, there was now two popes each claiming to be legitimate, and the church split in half, one side in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Rome and the other in ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Avignon. This was known as the Western Schism. Some countries supported one side while some supported the other. The two factions both excommunicated their opposing side, meaning every single Catholic was living under excommunication at one point. The Council of ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Pisa (1409) tried to fix this, but they just elected a third pope.

The Council of ๐Ÿ‘‘ Constance (1414-1418) was held to address the issue of multiple popes claiming authority. Other goals were to address ๐Ÿค‘ corrupt practices within the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church, and to examine the teachings of โ™ฑ John Wycliffe and โ›ช Jan Hus. The Council's most significant contribution was the doctrine of conciliarism. It asserted that a general council, representing the whole Church, holds supreme authority in the Church immediately from ๐“†Ÿ Christ, even over the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ pope. Conciliarism drew on medieval corporate theory, which saw the Church not as a ๐Ÿ‘‘ monarchy but as a universitas (corporation), where ultimate authority resided in the whole body, which could act in a crisis to preserve himself.

Renaissance

The printing press gets "invented" in Europe in the 15th century, and the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Catholic Church cannot gatekeep the ๐Ÿ“– Bible any longer. Now that everyone can read the Bible in their own languages, people found that many rules the Church made don't align with the scripture (maybe because the Church have been interpreting the word in ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Latin). This caused discontent and led to the rise of โœ๏ธ Protestantism.

Contemporary

In 2024, the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Catholic Church decided to make an ๐ŸŽ€ anime-styled mascot named โœจ Luce (meaning "Light" in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italian) for the 2025 Jubilee. Some people liked the idea and believed it will resonate more with young people, others think itโ€™s heretical.

Doctrine, Theology & Beliefs

Catholics believe that โณ tradition and ๐Ÿ“– scripture are equally authoritative. Catholic doctrine is rooted in the Scriptures and Sacred Tradition, both of which are interpreted and taught by the Church's Magisterium, or teaching authority.

โ›ช๏ธ Catholic Social Teaching is another important aspect of the ๐Ÿ™ faith, focusing on issues such as the dignity of the ๐Ÿ‘ค human person, the โš–๏ธ common good, subsidiarity, and solidarity. This teaching guides the Church's stance on a wide range of social issues, including poverty, justice, and the sanctity of life.

Filioque

Catholicism teaches that the ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Holy Spirit proceeds from both the โœก๏ธ Father and the ๐“†Ÿ Son in a doctrine called filioque (๐Ÿ›๏ธ Latin term meaning "and from the Son"). It was added to the original โœ๏ธ Nicene Creed during the First Council of โ˜ฆ๏ธ Constantinople in 381, and caused great controversy between Western and Eastern โœ๏ธ Christianity.

This doctrine also distinguishes Catholicism from โ˜ฆ๏ธ Eastern Orthodoxy, who holds that the Spirit proceeds only from the Father.

Mariology

Catholicism places a strong emphasis on the veneration of ๐Ÿ™ Mary, the mother of ๐“†Ÿ Jesus, as one of the saints. Catholic doctrine states that ๐Ÿ™ Mary was conceived without ๐Ÿ original sin, making her pure from the moment of her existence. The ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church teaches that she remained a virgin before, during, and after the birth of ๐“†Ÿ Christ, known as the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. At the end of her ๐ŸŒ earthly life, she was taken body and soul into ๐Ÿ˜‡ heaven, a doctrine referred to as the Assumption of Mary.

Papal Supremacy

Catholicism teaches that the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Pope, by virtue of papal supremacy and primacy, holds the highest authority as the successor of ๐•ฃ Saint Peter, entrusted with the governance of the universal Church. The Pope is infallible when speaking ex cathedra (officially) on matters of ๐Ÿ™ faith and ๐Ÿงญ morals, meaning that, through divine assistance, he is preserved from error in definitive teachings. However, this does not mean that the Pope cannot ๐Ÿ˜ˆ sin or make mistakes in other capacities. Rather, by the guidance of the ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Holy Spirit, he is prevented from issuing heretical teaching even in his non-infallible Magisterium, as a consequence of the Church's indefectibility, which guarantees that the faith remains pure and uncorrupted throughout history.

Purgatory

Purgatory is a state of purification after death for those who have died in a state of grace but still need to be cleansed of any remaining imperfections before entering heaven. Those in purgatory have already been forgiven and are assured of their place in heaven, but they must undergo a final purification to attain the "holiness necessary to enter the joy of heaven." In the โšซ๏ธ Middle Ages, it is also interpreted as a place between heaven and hell.

Sacraments

Catholicism is known for his sacraments, with seven sacraments being central to his practice. They are considered visible rituals that serve as signs of โƒค God's presence and, received with the proper disposition (ex opere operato), are believed to convey God's grace to the faithful.

  • Baptism - initiates individuals into the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church, cleansing them of ๐Ÿ original sin.
  • Confirmation - strengthens the gifts of the ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Holy Spirit received at Baptism.
  • The Eucharist (AKA Holy Communion) - regarded as the source and summit of โœ๏ธ Christian life, is the reception of ๐“†Ÿ Christ's body and blood. It is particularly significant as Catholics believe in the doctrine of ๐ŸŒŒ transubstantiation, where the bread and wine become the body and blood of Christ during the Mass.
  • Penance - offers reconciliation with โœก๏ธ God through the confession of sins.
  • Anointing of the Sick - provides spiritual and sometimes physical healing.
  • Holy Orders - ordains individuals into the clergy, enabling them to serve the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church.
  • Holy Matrimony - unites a โ™‚๏ธ man and a โ™€๏ธ woman in a lifelong sacramental bond.

Sainthood

In Catholicism, a saint is a person recognized for their exceptional holiness and closeness to God and are believed to be in ๐Ÿ˜‡ heaven. The ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church has a series of official saints who are venerated for their exemplary lives of faith. The process of canonization officially declares someone a saint, allowing for public veneration in the Church's liturgy. In order for a person to gain sainthood, he/she must be already deceased, have lived a great life and served โƒค God, and have at least two miracles performed.

Catholics do not pray directly to saints but invoke them for intercession, asking for their prayers on their behalf.

Transubstantiation

๐ŸŒŒ Transubstantiation is the doctrine that, during the celebration of the Eucharist, the substance of the bread and wine is transformed into the actual body and blood of ๐“†Ÿ Jesus Christ by the power of the ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Holy Spirit through the words of consecration spoken by the priest. While the outward appearances, such as taste, colour, and texture, of bread and wine remain the same, their essence or substance is changed. This change occurs substantially in substance but not accidentally in appearance, meaning that the bread and wine are no longer bread and wine in essence, but the true body and blood of Christ.

Vicars of Christ

In Catholicism, the term Vicars of Christ refers to the bishops, who are considered successors to the Apostles through Apostolic Succession. This doctrine holds that the authority given by ๐“†Ÿ Jesus Christ to the Apostles has been passed down through an unbroken line of ordinations, and therefore ensures the validity of the sacraments. Catholics believe that Jesus appointed ๐•ฃ Saint Peter as the "rock" upon which He would build His Church (Matthew 16:18-19), granting him a special authority to lead and unify the Apostles. As the successor of Saint Peter, the Pope holds the position of the supreme Vicar of Christ on ๐ŸŒ Earth.

Relationships

Fratres

  • โœ๏ธ Christianity - 18And so I say to you, you are ๐•ฃ Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it. You are essentially me, but with a few hereterodox sects.
  • โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Augustinianism - The foremost of the ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Latin Fathers โœ๏ธ. Thanks for so much great theology and defense of the ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Roman/Papal ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ primacy!
  • ฮฆ Aristotelianism - I use your metaphysics to explain ๐ŸŒŒ transubstantiation.
  • โœ๏ธ Scholasticism - You were conceived to end the conflict between ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Athens and ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Jerusalem. Some of my modern followers criticise you, but you have always been integral to the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church since the Middle Ages.
  • โœ๏ธ Thomism โœ๏ธ - Thanks for writing so much on my doctrine! He is the Angelic Doctor, graced by โƒค God, and provides the backbone of my philosophy and theology.
  • ๐ŸŒ› Creatio Ex Nihilo - A Catholic priest was the first to come up with the Big Bang Theory.
  • ๐Ÿงญ Moral Universalism - Just as the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church is Catholic, so is her mission and duty.
  • ๐•ฃ Saint Peter - Our first pope, appointed by ๐“†Ÿ Christ himself!

Mixtum

  • โ˜ฆ๏ธ Eastern Orthodoxy - We work together more often than not now, even if he is a schismatic. You have some heterodox theology too. But under no circumstances convert Orthodox Christians. It is a transgression against the ecumenist goal!
  • โœ๏ธ Anglicanism - You might be one of the most high church โœ๏ธ Protestants, but that does not mean we will recognize your holy orders. They are still invalid, no matter how much of a farce you put up.
  • โ“ Agnosticism - โœก๏ธ God exists, period. Now go do some good deeds.
  • ๐Ÿช“ Schmittianism - Thank you for defending me with your political metaphysics, but your decisionism is fundamentally โ“ agnostic and ๐Ÿ‘‘ Machiavellian.
  • โ™ฐ Oriental Orthodoxy - Although we are quite friendly with each other, you are even more distant from me than โ˜ฆ๏ธ he is.

Heretic

  • ๐Ÿšซ Atheism - Blessed are they who have not seen yet believe.
  • โœ๏ธ Protestantism - I may not be as antagonistic toward you as in the 17th century, but our doctrines are inherently incompatible since you reject the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ papal authority. Still you accused me of not knowing the ๐Ÿ“– Bible, yet the Scriptures are always read at the Mass! And you're still a heretic.
  • โœ๏ธ Lutheranism - You're the one responsible for this โœ๏ธ thousand-denomination mess! Stop criticizing me!
  • โœ๏ธ Calvinism - Claiming ๐“†Ÿ Jesus' sacrifice was not sufficient for everyone denies the power of the Cross and is incompatible with God's โค๏ธ love and justice!
  • โœ๏ธ Evangelicalism - Prideful โœ๏ธ protestant who thinks I'm not even a real Christian.
  • ๐Ÿ—ฏ๏ธ Chick Theology - You're an heretical ๐Ÿคซ conspiracy theorist who keeps slandering me! I'm not a daughter of ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Satan or whatever, you are just crazy.
  • ๐Ÿ•Ž Judaism - The ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church is the true Israel! The Jews have not recognized ๐“†Ÿ our LORD, therefore we cannot recognize the Jewish people. But God has never abandoned his people, and I pray for your conversion. Accept Jesus as the son of God!
  • โ˜ช๏ธ Islam - Traitor! He destroyed โ˜ฆ๏ธ Constantinople and he wanted to destroy ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Rome! What a disgraceโ€ฆ
  • โ›ค Paganism - ๐“†Ÿ Christ and ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ His Church have reigned supreme over your ๐–ค false gods. Where are they now? It's time to convert!
  • โ™€๏ธ Feminism - Both โ™‚๏ธ male and โ™€๏ธ female are equal in dignity and importance even if not in sameness, and the ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Church has given women many places in the Church as nuns, mothers, and other roles. That being said, so as ๐“†Ÿ Christ did not ordain any women to His priesthood, the Church does not give women ecclesial teaching authority.
  • ๊ฉœ Pantheism - Read the โœ๏ธ Athanasian creed sometime. So many of my ๐Ÿ”ฎ mystics were either dangerously close to you or are accused of being youโ€ฆ
  • โš–๏ธ Utilitarianism - ๐ŸŒณ Natural law is not valid merely because of its usefulness.
  • ๐Ÿชฌ Esoteric Christianity - The incarnated ๐“†Ÿ Lord was not a guru for the sages, but the Good Shepherd for the flock of common men.
  • ๐Ÿช“ Superfascism - You are a vile โ›ค pagan espousing false tradition! The ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Guelphs will always be superior to the ๐Ÿ‘‘ Ghibellines in the spiritual realm! At least your thoughts on me in general warmed up eventually, even if not fully.
  • ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ Screech - I already banished you with my crucifix so stop reappearing!
  • ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ๐Ÿ– Seek & Figure - What? How did you break free of my crucifix?

How to draw

The Crucifix on a flag

Catholicism has a drawing rating of intermediate.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with yellow.
  3. Draw the Catholic cross in the middle.
  4. Add the eyes and you are done!
  5. Add a popeโ€™s hat (optional)
Color Name HEX
White #FFFFFF
Yellow #FFD300

Notes

  1. โ†‘ 1.0 1.1 Both ฮฆ Aristotle and ๐Ÿง  Plato were crucial in shaping Catholic thinking (Catholicism: An Introduction: A comprehensive guide to the history, beliefs and practices of the Catholic faith, by ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Peter Stanford)
  2. โ†‘ This list is for countries that are majority Catholic. For a list of Catholic-governed countries specifically, see ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ Catholic Theocracy.

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