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|Time of Exist = 4 February 2004 - Present | |Time of Exist = 4 February 2004 - Present | ||
|Founder = [[File: | |Founder = [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Mark Zuckerberg]] | ||
|Government = | |Government = | ||
|Languages = | |Languages = | ||
|Affiliation = | |Affiliation = [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]] | ||
|Religions = | |Religions = | ||
|Friends = | |Friends = | ||
|Enemies = | |Enemies = | ||
|Likes = Collecting your private information and data | |Likes = Collecting your private information and data, boomers, facebook moms, minion memes, AI generated images to trick old people into liking for revenue, surveillance | ||
|Dislikes = | |Dislikes = 卐 Swastika 卐 | ||
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}}<b>Facebook</b> is a social media and social networking service | }}<b>Facebook</b> is a social media and social networking service owned by [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]]. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly. | ||
Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of [[File:Reichtangle-icon.png]] [[Reichtangle]]. | |||
== History == | |||
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[[File:Facebook-icon.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Zuckerberg]] built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending [[File:Harvard University-icon.png]] [[Harvard University]]. | |||
== Relations == | |||
=== Friends === | |||
*[[File:YouTube-icon.png]] [[YouTube]] - hi friend | |||
*[[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] [[Saudi Arabia]] - Too many Saudis on Facebook. | |||
*[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be [[File:Jew-icon.png]] [[Jew|Jewish]] | |||
*[[File:Philippines-icon.png]] [[Philippines]] - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. <s>Stop being butthurt on some pages pls</s> | |||
*{{GetIcon|Fandom}} [[Fandom]] - We both hate Polandball. | |||
*[[File:Bill Cipher-icon.png]] [[Illuminatism|Bill Cipher]] - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, <b>GOD!</b> | |||
=== Enemies === | |||
*[[File:Poland-icon.png]] [[Poland|Polandball]] - <b>BANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!</b> | |||
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] - YOU PIECE OF SHYT! WHY’D YOU BAN MEMES!? I BAN, NOT YOU! | |||
*[[File:Nazi-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi Germany]] - Remove [[File:AntiJew-icon.png]] [[Anti-Semitism|anti semitism]] u nazi pig! Swastika shall be removed! I don't care if swastika is an ancient religious symbol! #👿naziisharmfull #stopracism #swastikaisterrible | |||
*[[File:CSA-icon.png]] [[Confederate States of America|Confederate States]] - Stupid piece of racist crap! Your very offings stupid Racist Pig! #equality #F*ckcsa #nomoreracism | |||
*[[File:PRC-icon.png]] [[People's Republic of China|China]] - Because of your Great Firewall, facebook cannot into China! | |||
*[[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] [[Myanmar]] - REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!! | |||
*[[File:TikTok-icon.png]] [[TikTok]] - CRINGEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Companies]] | [[Category:Companies]] | ||
[[Category:Social Media]] | [[Category:Social Media]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:08, 16 October 2024
Facebook is a social media and social networking service owned by 
Meta Platforms. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly.
Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of 
Reichtangle.
History
Zuckerberg built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending 
Harvard University.
Relations
Friends
YouTube - hi friend
Saudi Arabia - Too many Saudis on Facebook.
Israel - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be 
Jewish
Philippines - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. Stop being butthurt on some pages pls
Fandom - We both hate Polandball.
Bill Cipher - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, GOD!
Enemies
Polandball - BANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!
European Union - YOU PIECE OF SHYT! WHY’D YOU BAN MEMES!? I BAN, NOT YOU!
Nazi Germany - Remove 
anti semitism u nazi pig! Swastika shall be removed! I don't care if swastika is an ancient religious symbol! #👿naziisharmfull #stopracism #swastikaisterrible
Confederate States - Stupid piece of racist crap! Your very offings stupid Racist Pig! #equality #F*ckcsa #nomoreracism
China - Because of your Great Firewall, facebook cannot into China!
Myanmar - REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!!
TikTok - CRINGEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
