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|Name = [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] Facebook [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] | |Name = [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] Facebook [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] | ||
|NativeName = {{ILSize|EnglishL-icon.png|English Language}}: Facebook | |NativeName = {{ILSize|EnglishL-icon.png|English Language}}: Facebook | ||
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|Alias = | |Alias = | ||
|Time of Exist = 4 February 2004 - Present | |Time of Exist = 4 February 2004 - Present | ||
|Founder = [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Mark Zuckerberg]] | |Founder = [[File:Facebook-icon.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Mark Zuckerberg]] (1984-) | ||
|Government = | |Government = | ||
|Languages = | |Languages = | ||
|Affiliation = [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]] | |Affiliation = [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]] | ||
|Religions = | |Religions = | ||
|Friends = | |Friends = {{SB}}[[File:YouTube-icon.png]] [[YouTube]]<br>[[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] [[Saudi Arabia]]<br>[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]]<br>[[File:Philippines-icon.png]] [[Philippines]]<br>{{GetIcon|Fandom}} [[Fandom]]<br>[[File:Bill Cipher-icon.png]] [[Illuminatism|Bill Cipher]] | ||
|Enemies = | |Enemies = {{SB}}[[File:Poland-icon.png]] [[Poland|BAN]]<br>[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]]<br>[[File:Nazi-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi Germany]]<br>[[File:CSA-icon.png]] [[Confederate States of America|Confederate States]]<br>[[File:PRC-icon.png]] [[People's Republic of China|China]]<br>[[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] [[Myanmar]]<br>[[File:TikTok-icon.png]] [[TikTok]] | ||
|Likes = Collecting your private information and data, boomers, facebook moms, minion memes, AI generated images to trick old people into liking for revenue, surveillance | |Likes = Collecting your private information and data, boomers, facebook moms, minion memes, AI generated images to trick old people into liking for revenue, surveillance, the Algorithm | ||
|Dislikes = 卐 Swastika 卐 | |Dislikes = 卐 Swastika 卐 | ||
|Preceded = | |Preceded = | ||
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|Capital = | |Capital = | ||
}}<b>Facebook</b> is a social media and social networking service owned by [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]]. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly. | }}<b>Facebook</b> is a social media and social networking service owned by [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]]. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly. | ||
There are usually only two types of people on Facebook: boomers and other old people, who gets easily tricked into thinking AI images are real (which caused Facebook to be flooded with AI images), and middle-aged moms posting minion memes. | |||
Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of [[File:Reichtangle-icon.png]] [[Reichtangle]]. | Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of [[File:Reichtangle-icon.png]] [[Reichtangle]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
{{UnderCon}} | {{Mbox/UnderCon}} | ||
[[File:Facebook-icon.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Zuckerberg]] built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending [[File:Harvard University-icon.png]] [[Harvard University]]. | === Backstory === | ||
[[File:Facebook-icon.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Zuckerberg]] built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending [[File:Harvard University-icon.png]] [[Harvard University]]. The site was comparable to Hot or Not and used "photos compiled from the online face books of nine Houses, placing two next to each other at a time and asking users to choose the 'hotter' person". Facemash attracted 450 visitors and 22,000 photo-views in its first four hours. | |||
== Trivia == | |||
*Facebook once censored a report on how school shooting statistics are inflated. | |||
*Facebook once labeled the Decoration of Independence as “hate speech”. | |||
== Relations == | == Relations == | ||
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*[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be [[File:Jew-icon.png]] [[Jew|Jewish]] | *[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be [[File:Jew-icon.png]] [[Jew|Jewish]] | ||
*[[File:Philippines-icon.png]] [[Philippines]] - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. <s>Stop being butthurt on some pages pls</s> | *[[File:Philippines-icon.png]] [[Philippines]] - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. <s>Stop being butthurt on some pages pls</s> | ||
*{{GetIcon|Fandom}} [[Fandom]] - We both hate Polandball. | |||
*[[File:Bill Cipher-icon.png]] [[Illuminatism|Bill Cipher]] - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, <b>GOD!</b> | *[[File:Bill Cipher-icon.png]] [[Illuminatism|Bill Cipher]] - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, <b>GOD!</b> | ||
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*[[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] [[Myanmar]] - REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!! | *[[File:Myanmar-icon.png]] [[Myanmar]] - REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!! | ||
*[[File:TikTok-icon.png]] [[TikTok]] - CRINGEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | *[[File:TikTok-icon.png]] [[TikTok]] - CRINGEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
== How to draw == | |||
{{Flag|FacebookLogo.png|Logo of Facebook}} | |||
{{DrawDif|easy}} | |||
# Draw a book. | |||
# Fill the cover with blue. | |||
# Draw a big letter "f" on it, in white. | |||
# Add eyes and you're done! | |||
{{FlagColour | |||
|c1 = Blue | |||
|h1 = #3B579D | |||
|c2 = White | |||
|h2 = #FFFFFF | |||
}} | |||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Companies]] | [[Category:Companies]] | ||
[[Category:Social Media]] | [[Category:Social Media]] | ||
[[Category:Non-Ball Shaped]] | |||
[[Category:Bricks]] | |||
Latest revision as of 05:17, 22 December 2024
Facebook is a social media and social networking service owned by 
Meta Platforms. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly.
There are usually only two types of people on Facebook: boomers and other old people, who gets easily tricked into thinking AI images are real (which caused Facebook to be flooded with AI images), and middle-aged moms posting minion memes.
Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of 
Reichtangle.
History
Backstory
Zuckerberg built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending 
Harvard University. The site was comparable to Hot or Not and used "photos compiled from the online face books of nine Houses, placing two next to each other at a time and asking users to choose the 'hotter' person". Facemash attracted 450 visitors and 22,000 photo-views in its first four hours.
Trivia
- Facebook once censored a report on how school shooting statistics are inflated.
- Facebook once labeled the Decoration of Independence as “hate speech”.
Relations
Friends
YouTube - hi friend
Saudi Arabia - Too many Saudis on Facebook.
Israel - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be 
Jewish
Philippines - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. Stop being butthurt on some pages pls
Fandom - We both hate Polandball.
Bill Cipher - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, GOD!
Enemies
Polandball - BANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!
European Union - YOU PIECE OF SHYT! WHY’D YOU BAN MEMES!? I BAN, NOT YOU!
Nazi Germany - Remove 
anti semitism u nazi pig! Swastika shall be removed! I don't care if swastika is an ancient religious symbol! #👿naziisharmfull #stopracism #swastikaisterrible
Confederate States - Stupid piece of racist crap! Your very offings stupid Racist Pig! #equality #F*ckcsa #nomoreracism
China - Because of your Great Firewall, facebook cannot into China!
Myanmar - REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!!
TikTok - CRINGEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to draw
Facebook has a drawing rating of easy.
- Draw a book.
- Fill the cover with blue.
- Draw a big letter "f" on it, in white.
- Add eyes and you're done!
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Blue | #3B579D | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
