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}}<b>Facebook</b> is a social media and social networking service owned by [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]]. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly.  
}}<b>Facebook</b> is a social media and social networking service owned by [[File:Meta Platforms-icon.png]] [[Meta Platforms]]. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly.  
Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of [[File:Reichtangle-icon.png]] [[Reichtangle]].


== History ==
== History ==
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Zuckerberg built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending [[File:Harvard University-icon.png]] [[Harvard University]].
[[File:Facebook-icon.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Zuckerberg]] built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending [[File:Harvard University-icon.png]] [[Harvard University]].
 
== Relations ==
== Relations ==
=== Friends ===
=== Friends ===
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*[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be [[File:Jew-icon.png]] [[Jew|Jewish]]
*[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be [[File:Jew-icon.png]] [[Jew|Jewish]]
*[[File:Philippines-icon.png]] [[Philippines]] - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. <s>Stop being butthurt on some pages pls</s>
*[[File:Philippines-icon.png]] [[Philippines]] - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. <s>Stop being butthurt on some pages pls</s>
*{{GetIcon|Fandom}} [[Fandom]] - We both hate Polandball.
*[[File:Bill Cipher-icon.png]] [[Illuminatism|Bill Cipher]] - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, <b>GOD!</b>
*[[File:Bill Cipher-icon.png]] [[Illuminatism|Bill Cipher]] - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, <b>GOD!</b>



Latest revision as of 10:08, 16 October 2024

Facebook is a social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Facebook can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a profile revealing information about themselves. They can post text, photos and multimedia which are shared with any other users who have agreed to be their friend or, with different privacy settings, publicly.

Facebook is built like a book, and acts like a more casual version of Reichtangle.

History

Zuckerberg built a website called "Facemash" in 2003 while attending Harvard University.

Relations

Friends

  • YouTube - hi friend
  • Saudi Arabia - Too many Saudis on Facebook.
  • Israel - You're best clay of every country! You must be rewarded here in Facebook! Also my founder is rumored to be Jewish
  • Philippines - We don't call him the "selfie capital" for nothing. Stop being butthurt on some pages pls
  • Fandom - We both hate Polandball.
  • Bill Cipher - I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, GOD!

Enemies

  • Polandball - BANSCHLUSS!!!!!!!
  • European Union - YOU PIECE OF SHYT! WHY’D YOU BAN MEMES!? I BAN, NOT YOU!
  • Nazi Germany - Remove anti semitism u nazi pig! Swastika shall be removed! I don't care if swastika is an ancient religious symbol! #👿naziisharmfull #stopracism #swastikaisterrible
  • Confederate States - Stupid piece of racist crap! Your very offings stupid Racist Pig! #equality #F*ckcsa #nomoreracism
  • China - Because of your Great Firewall, facebook cannot into China!
  • Myanmar - REMOVE MILITARY GOVERNMENT!!!
  • TikTok - CRINGEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!