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=== Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends) === | === Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends) === | ||
*[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Frankreich]] - <s>MEIN WORST ENEMY!!</s> Mein Spouse, we gave birth to [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]]. I love du. (Doing a very gross kiss). | *[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Frankreich]] - <s>MEIN WORST ENEMY!!</s> Mein Spouse, we gave birth to [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]]. I love du. <s>(Doing a very gross kiss).</s> | ||
*[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little sißling. Mein ßester Freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me. | *[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little sißling. Mein ßester Freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me. | ||
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Europäische Union]] - Mein Proud child. Inherited [[File:France-icon.png]] [[France]]'s ßeautiful sophisticated culture, [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]'s [[File:Brussels-icon.png]] [[Brussels|capital]] and mein Efficient Super Science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]] as its birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most [[File:Russia-icon2.png]] [[Russia|Russian]] Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. <s>But yuo banned mich [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] [[Malaysia|freund]]'s palm oil for no reason.</s> | *[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Europäische Union]] - Mein Proud child. Inherited [[File:France-icon.png]] [[France]]'s ßeautiful sophisticated culture, [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]'s [[File:Brussels-icon.png]] [[Brussels|capital]] and mein Efficient Super Science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]] as its birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most [[File:Russia-icon2.png]] [[Russia|Russian]] Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. <s>But yuo banned mich [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] [[Malaysia|freund]]'s palm oil for no reason.</s> | ||
Revision as of 19:29, 27 July 2024
“
Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion
— 
Random German guy
Germany has a lot of 🦠 germs is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname 
“Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the 
European Union, giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺
Geschichte (History)
Germany was divided during the Cold War, the west side was 
free and 
capitalist while the east side was 
totalitarian and 
communist. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the “Berlin Wall”. Because of the East’s brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany.
Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former 
East Germany, to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust industrial base, technological innovation, and a commitment to the European Union. Germany also played a crucial role in European politics, advocating for unity and stability within the EU. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of 
Right-Wing Populism, but he remained committed to democratic values and human rights.
While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.
Germany has opened up his borders to migrants, but is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. He is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊
Etymologie (Etymology)
The 
English word Germany derives from the 
Latin word "Germania", which came into use after 
Julius Caesar adopted it for the peoples east of the 
Rhine.
ẞeziehungen (Relations)
Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends)
Frankreich - MEIN WORST ENEMY!!Mein Spouse, we gave birth to
EU. I love du. (Doing a very gross kiss).
Österreich - Little sißling. Mein ßester Freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.- Europäische Union - Mein Proud child. Inherited France's ßeautiful sophisticated culture,
Belgium's 
capital and mein Efficient Super Science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants 
Ukraine as its birthday present. I am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most 
Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich
freund's palm oil for no reason. 
Israel - PLEASE FORGIVE ME IEIM SO SORRY!!!
Feinde (Enemies)
Russland - NEIN NEIN NEIN! STOP INAVDING Ukraine IMMEDIETLY!
Nordkorea - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
Nazi Deutschland - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
Wissenswertes (Trivia)
- There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰
German is the third most widely taught language in the world.- Germany has been called the “Land of Poets and Thinkers.”
Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw)
- Draw a ball.
- Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: black, red, yellow.
- Add the eyes and you are done!
- Add a bottle of beer and/or glasses (optional)
- Add a working tool (optional)
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Black | #000000 | |
| Red | #FF0000 | |
| Yellow | #FFCC00 | |
Informationsgalerie (Informational Gallery)
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Map of Germany
Galerie (Gallery)
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gernamy
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Wörk
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amogus no visor real!!!!!
