Capitalism

From Heterodontosaurus Balls

Capitalism is an economic system based on private property and free markets. Capitalism believes that the means of production should be owned and operated privately, not by the state. In capitalism, competition is key. Those who work hard or smart reaps the rewards of their labor, and those who are lazy or not willing to work do not get free money from the government.

Capitalism needs four basic insitiutions to function: private property, free exchange, competition, and division of labor. Other ingredients necessary for the development of Capitalism include contractual freedom, constitutional (limited) government, free financial markets and access to capital, ease of starting and managing a business, and a good and efficient law system.

History

Capitalism, in his modern form, can be traced to the emergence of Agrarian Capitalism and Mercantilism in the early Renaissance, in city-states like Florence.

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Relationships

Business Partners

  • Monarcho-Capitalism - He has an eye for luxury.
  • Liberalism - The freer the markets, the freer the people!
  • Conservatism - You worked with me for so long… Ok, I will give you a discount. Sorry if I have to cancel stuff to protect my profits.

Competition

  • Mercantilism - You're my predecessor, but I wish you were more pro-free trade, though.
  • Social Capitalism - One of my variants, but why do you support this welfare thing? Welfare makes many people who would've taken care of themselves dependent on the government while making my taxes pay for them. Please remove the "social" part of your name, but good job in Germany.
  • Dengism - He denies to be me, and I would not like to get associated with him, but we do have many points in common… Still, he claims to have promising markets and opportunities for foreign investors and let me tell you the illusion of big Chinese monies drives people stupid. Maybe one day you will allow some ACTUAL competition and not crack down on foreign businesses to confiscate their money so you could add to your fat and corrupt bank accounts.

Inefficient

  • Socialism - Who would've known that having lazy bureaucrats lead the economy instead of the smartest and most successful would fail, ya lazy janitor? You say I cause poverty even though I lifted billions out of it, and you should take a look at yourself when you speak such things.
  • Marxism-Leninism - You're nothing but a failure. Yet for some reason you're popular with college kids. Thats good, hahahahahaha!
  • Marxism - You're just a lazy college student who's never lived in a real communist country. Also, what is dialectical materialism other than a religion made into a political ideology?
    • Without me this page wouldn’t exist. I popularized the term "capitalism" as a critique of the existing economic order. Also, real communism has never been tried!
    • The terms capitalism and bourgeoisie existed long before you, you just reintroduced them as abusive labels. You created a strawman of your various enemies' common points, but on the contrary, it let them unite to me.
  • Leninism - I sold him a rope and now he's trying to hang me with it…
  • Fascism - Thinks I'm a degenerate or whatever, but did a damn good job at crushing those commies (even though he was created by a former commie, so it's best to be wary). But he nationalized many industries and was second behind the USSR, which is why I am skeptical about him.
  • Marxist Feminism - You call yourself a feminist, yet you want to steal the rich female CEOs' property. Curious.
  • Feudalism - You had your day, now it's my turn.
  • Utopian Socialism - You're better than the tankies, but that's not saying much.
  • Maoism - Humiliated me and forced me into commiting suicide. Killing all of us won't solve anything but make your people starve to death.
  • Pol Potism - Hands off my monocle, stupid commie maniac!
  • Illegalism - Stop trying to rob me and squatting my property you moron!

How to draw

Flag with capitalist symbolism

Capitalism has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with yellow.
  3. Draw a green dollar sign ($) in the middle.
  4. Add the eyes.
  5. Add a top hat and a monocle and you are done.
Color Name HEX
Yellow #FFCC00
Green #008000