Schwabism

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โ€œโ€Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better.
โ€” ๐ŸŸข Klaus Schwab

Schwabism, also known as WEFism, is the ideals, ideology and policies of the ๐ŸŸข neoliberal and ๐ŸŸข oligarchal founder of the ๐ŸŸข World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab. Schwabism wants a ๐ŸŸข corporate dominated world that pursues ๐ŸŸข green policies by using ๐ŸŸข authoritarian methods. Since the COVID pandemic, he has had huge plans of reorganizing society called "The Great Reset" where people will "own nothing and be happy", including a global ID system to monitor and control everyone and make people eat bugs instead of regular meat.

Schwabism is the closest contender for an ๐ŸŸข Illuminati or other types of ๐ŸŸข evil ๐ŸŸข globalist ๐ŸŸข elite that ๐ŸŸข conspiracy theories describe. He is also very cryptic and mysterious, speaking ๐ŸŸข English with a heavy ๐ŸŸข German accent. On the surface he's seen as a friendly and ๐ŸŸข progressive businessmen and ๐ŸŸข economist who wants to change the ๐ŸŸข world for the better by tackling ๐ŸŸข climate change and destroying food waste and inequality. However, many others suspect that it's all a faรงade and Schwabism is only doing this so he can slowly and surely take over the world and ๐ŸŸข enslave all of ๐ŸŸข humanity, destroying all governments and ๐ŸŸข nations so everyone will be at Schwabism's grip.

Schwabism is represented as a School of Thought of ๐ŸŸข State Liberalism, and is described as dystopian. Like State Liberalism, he is ๐ŸŸข Authoritarian Right but ๐ŸŸข Culturally Far-Left.

History

Early Life

Klaus Martin Schwab was born on 30 March 1938. His parents had moved from ๐ŸŸข Switzerland to the ๐ŸŸข German Third Reich in order for his father to assume the role of director at ๐ŸŸข Escher Wyss AG, an industrial company and contractor for the Nazi regime. Despite Schwab's father being a baptized ๐ŸŸข Lutheran, Schwab was raised ๐ŸŸข Catholic.

Schwab attended first and second grades at a primary school in Switzerland. After World War II, Schwab attended the ๐ŸŸข Spohn-Gymnasium in ๐ŸŸข Ravensburg until 1957. In 1961, he graduated as a mechanical engineer from the ๐ŸŸข Swiss Federal Institute of Technology with a doctorate in engineering. He also earned a doctorate in ๐ŸŸข economics from the ๐ŸŸข University of Fribourg, and a Master in Public Administration degree from the ๐ŸŸข Harvard Kennedy School. While attending Harvard, Schwab was mentored by ๐ŸŸข Henry Kissinger. Kissinger's thinking about geopolitics, ๐ŸŸข elite leadership networks, and cooperation between governments and business strongly influenced Schwab's later ideas.

Career

Klaus Schwab founded the ๐ŸŸข World Economic Forum in 1971, initially named the European Management Forum. He invited ~450 ๐ŸŸข European executives to ๐ŸŸข Davos to learn ๐ŸŸข American management methods. Also in 1971, he published Moderne Unternehmensfรผhrung im Maschinenbau (Modern Business Management in Mechanical Engineering). This book already introduced a key concept later central to Schwabism: ๐ŸŸข stakeholder management.

Schwab was professor of business policy at the ๐ŸŸข University of Geneva from 1972 to 2003, and since then has been an honorary professor there. This gave him a platform to connect academia, ๐ŸŸข corporations, and governments. By 1974, governments are joining Davos and ๐ŸŸข political leaders began attending the meetings. The forum gradually shifted from a business conference to a global policy platform. In 1976, Schwab introduced "1,000 leading companies" as WEF members with his global corporate membership system, creating a permanent network of multinational corporations influencing global discussions. Schwab's power is growing.

In 1987, the European Management Forum was officially renamed into the World Economic Forum (WEF). Goals expanded to include international things such as geopolitics and other global policies. Schwab's Davos meetings became a major gathering of heads of state, CEOs, ๐ŸŸข central bankers, and academics.

In 1988, Schwab's forum helped ease tensions between ๐ŸŸข Greece and ๐ŸŸข Turkey. This increased WEF's reputation as a diplomatic platform.

Together with his wife ๐ŸŸข Hilde Schwab, Klaus founded the ๐ŸŸข Schwab Foundation for Social Entrepreneurship in 1994. Schwab won the Present โ€“ Leadership: Changing our World award from the ๐ŸŸข Dan David awards in 2004 and received 1 million dollars, using this moneyto found ๐ŸŸข Young Global Leaders in the same year.

The ๐ŸŸข Fourth Industrial Revolution was the subject of a book Schwab wrote in 2016, thus he is credited with popularizing the term that same year. Schwab is saying that new technologies will merge digital systems, biology, artificial intelligence, robotics, etc., and said that governments and corporations must "guide" the transformation responsibly.

The ๐ŸŸข Coronavirus pandemic hit the ๐ŸŸข globe in 2020. Klaus Schwab saw this as a great opportunity and proposed a "Great Reset" for the world's systems and functions, seeking to rebuild the global economy around "sustainability", digital transformation and ๐ŸŸข stakeholder capitalism. The following years, Davos pumped out agenda after agenda heavily promoting ๐ŸŸข technological transcendence, so-called "๐ŸŸข sustainablity", and ๐ŸŸข social progress through ๐ŸŸข authoritarian means.

Klaus Schwab stepped down as the leader of the WEF in April 2025, after more than 50 years leading the WEF. His departure marked the end of one of the longest leadership tenures in global institutions.

It's 2099. Klaus Schwab, dressed in his carbon-neutral suit, overlooks the world in ruins. His eyes flicker with data streams. His hands bear the scars of a thousand failed utopias.

Beliefs

Corporate Centric World

Schwabism believes that traditional ๐ŸŸข nation-states are outdated and should hand over their power to ๐ŸŸข multinational ๐ŸŸข corporations. After the Great Reset, the ๐ŸŸข world will be ruled by a polite, smiling cartel of ๐ŸŸข megacorporations, ๐ŸŸข government puppets, and carefully selected NGOs. No more ๐ŸŸข democracy, just efficient, unelected, well-funded ๐ŸŸข oligarchs all working together to manage society from the top down.

The Great Reset

The Great Reset is Schwab's and the ๐ŸŸข WEF's vague big-picture recovery plan for the ๐ŸŸข world ๐ŸŸข economy and ๐ŸŸข society after COVID-19 that will apparently solve many of the problems that currently plague the world. According to Schwabism, COVID-19 presents an excellent opportunity to reset and reshape the world into something that is more aligned with the 2030 ๐ŸŸข Sustainable Development Goals. Schwabism wants to basically reset how labor is handled using by reskilling and upskilling workers and with ๐ŸŸข new technology, also allowing more people to work at home, and more public transport and surveillance systems/catalogs. Schwabism wants a lot of food protection to prevent waste of food and hunger, also to secure the food supply. To achieve this, Schwab wants to replace traditional livestock meat for more "sustainable" and "๐ŸŸข environment-friendly" foods. Bugs are apparently the way to secure the food supply, and Schwab wants everyone to eat ze bugs especially by force.

Many see the Great Reset in a more sinister way seeing as a ๐ŸŸข corporatocratic dystopia where an extremely ๐ŸŸข wealthy ๐ŸŸข undemocratic ๐ŸŸข elite make decisions for the people without the people's consent. They see the Great Reset as a group of world leaders and rich elites who want to take over the ๐ŸŸข economy and the ๐ŸŸข world, implementing ๐ŸŸข woke policies. There are also ๐ŸŸข conspiracy theories that COVID-19 was made up/engineered by a secretive group and the Great Reset will basically ๐ŸŸข enslave ๐ŸŸข humanity under their control. In this dystopian view of the Great Reset, basically people own nothing and people will be "happy", quoted by Klaus Schwab himself. In this dystopia, everything is ๐ŸŸข rented and given to people by drones, people cannot ๐ŸŸข own anything. Anything criticizing these policies or elites will be censored on the ๐ŸŸข internet through their control of the algorithm. The world elites get to ๐ŸŸข decide what is truth and what isn't. Everyone will be forced to eat bugs in order to conserve food and stop food waste while Schwab and the elites eat steak dinner. Similarly, everyone will have many eco-restrictions that limit a person's freedom, while the elites are doing the ๐ŸŸข polluting they blame it on the ๐ŸŸข people. All of ๐ŸŸข media will be controlled by corporate elites and people will be seen nothing as cogs of a machine that serve the global elite while they try to instill ๐ŸŸข progressive ideals onto people.

Fourth Industrial Revolution

Klaus Schwab heavily advocates for the ๐ŸŸข Fourth Industrial Revolution (Intelligence Age), basically a boom in artificial intelligence, nanotechnologies, 3-D printing, biotechnology, and all the new technology that is coming out making a more interconnected and ๐ŸŸข transhumanist world. According to Schwabism, the First Industrial Revolution was by water and steam, the second through electronics, and the third through automation and mass production. Schwabism believes the Fourth Industrial Revolution would basically wipe out any of the problems that plague the current ๐ŸŸข world today making every product now a free service due to wiping out costs due to how cheap things are (maybe also along with a ๐ŸŸข rent point system), with ๐ŸŸข communal living and transport in tightly-knit cities to ๐ŸŸข conserve space for nature. Schwabism quoted this as "Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better" which the concept already sounds like something from a futuristic dystopia because it is. This alone has generated many conspiracies theories regarding the Great Reset into some dystopian ๐ŸŸข totalitarian ๐ŸŸข corporatocratic world, especially by ๐ŸŸข Right-Wing Populism.

Quotes

โ€œโ€Javohl, we need a Great Reset.
โ€” ๐ŸŸข Klaus Schwab
โ€œโ€The ๐ŸŸข pandemic represents a rare but narrow window of opportunity to ๐ŸŸข reflect, reimagine, and reset our ๐ŸŸข world.
โ€” ๐ŸŸข Klaus Schwab
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Relationships

Global and Economic Partners

  • ๐ŸŸข Illuminatism - I like ze new vorld ordah vith korporate beeznessmen in kontrol, but vee should not be zeekretive.
  • ๐ŸŸข Globalism - Borders must be deleted virtchuallyโ€ฆ und gofernments? Zey vill become obsolette.
  • ๐ŸŸข Oligarchy - Vee are an oligarchee, jaโ€ฆ but let's be honest, I am mostly ze boss.
  • ๐ŸŸข Industrialism - Long leeff ze Fourth Industreeal Refolution! Ze future is not just comingโ€ฆ vee are designing it.
  • ๐ŸŸข Progressivism - Social justice is excellent branding for restructuring ze ๐ŸŸข economy. Let zem scream. Ve vill audit zeir pronouns later.
  • ๐ŸŸข Trudeau Liberalism - Ze child is loyal. He follows ze script perfectly: say ze nice tings, crush ze dissenters, blame climate change, smile for ze cameras. I am proud.
  • ๐ŸŸข Anti-Humanism - New human concept. Klaus Schwab has successfully purged human nature.

Young Entrepreneurs

  • ๐ŸŸข Communism - ๐ŸŸข Korporations shouldn't be state-owned, zey should be ze state. Und zey must also be ze most powerful! At least ve agree on one thing: Yuo vill own nussing, und yuo vill be happyโ€ฆ
  • ๐ŸŸข European Federalism - Are yuo ready?

Scums Who Vill Eat Ze Bugs

  • ๐ŸŸข Right-Wing Populism - My main enemy. Stop maecking me look like an evill tyrant trying to take over ze vorld!
  • ๐ŸŸข Nationalism - Nationalism is an outdated und bigoted ideology. Must be eliminated for ze sake of our united, sustainable future under ze wise guidance of ze global corporate elite. Yuo vill have no nation, yuo vill have no possessionsโ€ฆ und yuo vill love it.
  • ๐ŸŸข Conservatism - Stop rezisting our brilliant new vorld ordah, old man. Ze future has been decidedโ€”by smarter people zan you.
  • ๐ŸŸข National Conservatism - Combination of ze two above, very much ungood.
  • ๐ŸŸข Traditionalism - Vorshipper of ze old gods, family, und nature. Very inefficient. No carbon credits earned.
  • ๐ŸŸข Populism - You arr ze cahrbon ve seek to redyoose.
  • ๐ŸŸข Left-Wing Nationalism - Zere shall be no nations, ze workers vill own nussing, not even a nation, und ze workers vill be happy!
  • ๐ŸŸข Democracy - In ten years, ve vill be so advanced, ve won't need to vote.
  • ๐ŸŸข Fehlinger Doctrine - I vould rather yuo not contact me again. I vill not stream with yuo in your pod. Yuo und your little ๐ŸŸข game ruins my image even further.
  • ๐ŸŸข Duginism - My polar opposite. We need a Great Reset, not a Great Awakening.

Songs

R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order?

R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order? is a song video of deepfake Klaus Schwab singing, paired with a Schwab-like voice with all the weird pronunciations of heavy accent. It has been uploaded by ๐ŸŸข Michaelanthony on ๐ŸŸข YouTube. The original video was taken down along his channel but remains on ๐ŸŸข Rumble. There have been a couple of reuploads onto YouTube aswell, and Michealanthony made a new YouTube channel and uploaded it again with a 2025 remaster.

This song is usually used as a theme for the ๐ŸŸข World Government, a dystopian country led by Klaus Schwab in the ๐ŸŸข HOI4 mod ๐ŸŸข The Fire Rises.

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!

Are you ready for ze ๐ŸŸข New World Order?
๐ŸŸข World Economic Forum: twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be "happy"!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your ๐ŸŸข power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!

Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: ๐ŸŸข humanity!

Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze ๐ŸŸข Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or ๐ŸŸข borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!

Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze ๐ŸŸข conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!

๐ŸŸข Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in ๐ŸŸข fear!
You are ze ๐ŸŸข puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!

Mwhahahahahaha!

Own Nothing โ€“ By Happy

Own Nothing โ€“ By Happy is a parody of the song Don't Worry, Be Happy by ๐ŸŸข Bobby McFerrin. This parody was made by ๐ŸŸข Snicklink on ๐ŸŸข YouTube. It is sung by AI Klaus Schwab. It is also sometimes paired with ๐ŸŸข soyjack images.

(Whistling)

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to hear it, in your pod
You'll own nothing
And be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no car
But twenty-four booster shots in your arm
Own nothing
Be happy

You can't even buy sh*t in ze store
Because of your low social credit score
Own nothing
Be happy

(๐ŸŸข Bill Gates joins in to sing a melody)

You will own nothing
And be happy
Be happy and eat ze bugs

How to draw

Logo of the WEF adapted into a flag

Schwabism has a drawing rating of intermediate.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with blue.
  3. Draw a white semi-circle in the middle.
  4. Write "WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM" over the semi-circle, each word in its own line from top to bottom.
  5. Add glasses and done!
Color Name HEX
Blue #00237D
White #FFFFFF

Notes

  1. โ†‘ Schwab's train of thought views ๐ŸŸข humans not as humans but instead as data and problems/solutions, disregarding human emotions and feelings, such as the feeling of wanting privacy.