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Schwabism
From Heterodontosaurus Balls
“”Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better.
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—  Klaus Schwab
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Schwabism, also known as WEFism, is the ideals, ideology and policies of the 
neoliberal and 
oligarchal founder of the 
World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab, the Tyrant of the West. Schwabism wants a 
corporate dominated world that pursues 
green policies by using 
authoritarian methods. Schwab also wants to dissolve 
traditional values, 
national sovereignty, and 
organic human identity into the entire 
world into a 
technocratic, 
transhumanist dystopia. Since the 
COVID pandemic, he has had huge plans of reorganizing 
society called "The Great Reset" where people will "own nothing and be happy", including a global ID system to 
monitor and control everyone and make people eat bugs instead of regular meat.
Schwabism is the closest contender for an 
Illuminati or other types of 
evil 
globalist 
elite that 
conspiracy theories describe. He is also very cryptic and mysterious, speaking 
English with a heavy 
German accent. On the surface he's seen as a friendly and 
progressive businessmen and 
economist who wants to change the world for the better by tackling 
climate change and destroying food waste and inequality. However, it is nothing but a façade and Schwabism is only doing this so he can slowly and surely take over the world and 
enslave all of 
humanity, destroying all governments and 
nations so everyone will be at Schwabism's grip.
Schwabism is represented as a School of Thought of 
State Liberalism, and is described as dystopian. Like State Liberalism, he is 
Authoritarian Right but 
Culturally Far-Left.
History
Early Life
Klaus Martin Schwab was born on 30 March 1938. His parents had moved from 
Switzerland to the 
German Third Reich in order for his father to assume the role of director at 
Escher Wyss AG, an industrial company and contractor for the Nazi regime. Despite Schwab's father being a baptized 
Lutheran, Schwab was raised 
Catholic.
Schwab attended first and second grades at a primary school in Switzerland. After World War II, Schwab attended the 
Spohn-Gymnasium in 
Ravensburg until 1957. In 1961, he graduated as a mechanical engineer from the 
Swiss Federal Institute of Technology with a doctorate in engineering. He also earned a doctorate in economics from the 
University of Fribourg, and a Master in Public Administration degree from the 
Harvard Kennedy School. While attending Harvard, Schwab was mentored by 
Henry Kissinger. Kissinger's thinking about geopolitics, elite leadership networks, and cooperation between governments and business strongly influenced Schwab's later ideas.
Career
Klaus Schwab founded the World Economic Forum in 1971, initially named the European Management Forum. He invited ~450 
European executives to 
Davos to learn 
American management methods. Also in 1971, he published Moderne Unternehmensführung im Maschinenbau (Modern Business Management in Mechanical Engineering). This book already introduced a key concept later central to Schwabism: 
stakeholder management.
Schwab was professor of business policy at the 
University of Geneva from 1972 to 2003, and since then has been an honorary professor there. This gave him a platform to connect academia, corporations, and governments. By 1974, governments are joining Davos and 
political leaders began attending the meetings. The forum gradually shifted from a business conference to a global policy platform. In 1976, Schwab introduced "1,000 leading companies" as WEF members with his global corporate membership system, creating a permanent network of multinational corporations influencing global discussions. Schwab's power is growing.
In 1987, the European Management Forum was officially renamed into the World Economic Forum (WEF). Goals expanded to include international things such as geopolitics and other global policies. Schwab's Davos meetings became a major gathering of heads of state, CEOs, 
central bankers, and academics.
In 1988, Schwab's forum helped ease tensions between 
Greece and 
Turkey. This increased WEF's reputation as a diplomatic platform.
Together with his wife Hilde Schwab, Klaus founded the 
Schwab Foundation for Social Entrepreneurship in 1994. Schwab won the Present – Leadership: Changing our World award from the 
Dan David awards in 2004 and received 1 million dollars, using this moneyto found 
Young Global Leaders in the same year.
The Fourth Industrial Revolution was the subject of a book Schwab wrote in 2016, thus he is credited with popularizing the term that same year. Schwab is saying that new technologies will merge digital systems, biology, artificial intelligence, robotics, etc., and said that governments and corporations must "guide" the transformation responsibly.
The Coronavirus pandemic hit the globe in 2020. Klaus Schwab saw this as a great opportunity and proposed a "Great Reset" for the world's systems and functions, seeking to rebuild the global economy around "sustainability", digital transformation and stakeholder capitalism. The following years, Davos pumped out agenda after agenda heavily promoting technological transcendence, so-called " sustainablity", and 
social progress through authoritarian means.
Klaus Schwab stepped down as the leader of the WEF in April 2025, after more than 50 years leading the WEF. His departure marked the end of one of the longest leadership tenures in global institutions.
It's 2099. Klaus Schwab, dressed in his carbon-neutral suit, overlooks the world in ruins. His eyes flicker with data streams. His hands bear the scars of a thousand failed utopias.
Beliefs
Schwab's train of thought views humans not as 
humans but instead as data and problems/solutions, disregarding human emotions and feelings, such as the feeling of wanting privacy.
Corporate Centric World
Schwabism believes that traditional nation-states are outdated and should hand over their power to 
multinational corporations. After the Great Reset, the world will be ruled by a polite, smiling cartel of 
megacorporations, 
government puppets, and carefully selected NGOs. No more 
democracy, just efficient, unelected, well-funded oligarchs all working together to manage society from the top down.
The Great Reset
The Great Reset is Schwab's and the WEF's vague big-picture recovery plan for the world economy and society after COVID-19 that will apparently solve many of the problems that currently plague the world. According to Schwabism, COVID-19 presents an excellent opportunity to reset and reshape the world into something that is more aligned with the 2030 
Sustainable Development Goals. Schwabism wants to basically reset how labor is handled using by reskilling and upskilling workers and with new technology, also allowing more people to work at home, and more public transport and surveillance systems/catalogs. Schwabism wants a lot of food protection to prevent waste of food and hunger, also to secure the food supply. To achieve this, Schwab wants to replace traditional livestock meat for more "sustainable" and " environment-friendly" foods. Bugs are apparently the way to secure the food supply, and Schwab wants everyone to eat ze bugs especially by force.
Many see the Great Reset in a more sinister way seeing as a corporatocratic dystopia where an extremely 
wealthy 
undemocratic elite make decisions for the people without the people's consent. They see the Great Reset as a group of world leaders and rich elites who want to take over the economy and the world, implementing woke policies. There are also conspiracy theories that COVID-19 was made up/engineered by a secretive group and the Great Reset will basically enslave humanity under their control. In this dystopian view of the Great Reset, basically people own nothing and people will be "happy", quoted by Klaus Schwab himself. In this dystopia, everything is 
rented and given to people by drones, people cannot 
own anything. Anything criticizing these policies or elites will be censored on the 
internet through their control of the algorithm. The world elites get to 
decide what is truth and what isn't. Everyone will be forced to eat bugs in order to conserve food and stop food waste while Schwab and the elites eat steak dinner. Similarly, everyone will have many eco-restrictions that limit a person's freedom, while the elites are doing the polluting they blame it on the 
people. All of 
media will be controlled by corporate elites and people will be seen nothing as cogs of a machine that serve the global elite while they try to instill progressive ideals onto people.
Fourth Industrial Revolution
Klaus Schwab heavily advocates for the Fourth Industrial Revolution (Intelligence Age), basically a boom in artificial intelligence, nanotechnologies, 3-D printing, biotechnology, and all the new technology that is coming out making a more interconnected and transhumanist world. According to Schwabism, the First Industrial Revolution was by water and steam, the second through electronics, and the third through automation and mass production. Schwabism believes the Fourth Industrial Revolution would basically wipe out any of the problems that plague the current world today making every product now a free service due to wiping out costs due to how cheap things are (maybe also along with a rent point system), with 
communal living and transport in tightly-knit cities to conserve space for nature. Schwabism quoted this as "Welcome to 2030. I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better" which the concept already sounds like something from a futuristic dystopia because it is. This alone has generated many conspiracies theories regarding the Great Reset into some dystopian totalitarian corporatocratic world, especially by 
Right-Wing Populism.
Quotes
“”Javohl, we need a Great Reset.
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| — Klaus Schwab
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“”The
pandemic represents a rare but narrow window of opportunity to reflect, reimagine, and reset our world. |
| — Klaus Schwab
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“”We must learn to
 integrate different levels of identity in ourselves. What matters is not  either/or, but  both/and. |
| — Klaus Schwab
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Relationships
Global and Economic Partners
Illuminatism - I like ze new vorld ordah vith 
korporate beeznessmen in kontrol, but vee should not be 
zeekretive.
Globalism - Borders must be deleted virtchually… und gofernments? Zey vill become obsolette.
Oligarchy - Vee are an oligarchee, ja… but let's be honest, I am mostly ze boss.
Industrialism - Long live ze 
Fourth Industreeal Refolution! Ze future is not just coming… ve are designing it.
Progressivism - Social justice is excellent branding for restructuring ze 
economy. Let zem 
scream. Ve vill audit zeir 
pronouns later.
Eco-Capitalism - Ve make ze 
problems zen 
blame you! FOR DAMAGE FOR EVERYZING VE DO! Ja. Lower the eco-shower limit from 3:00 to 1:30 for ze citizens. Make sure to supply ze succulent bugfeed for ze next handout as well! Javohl!
Anti-Humanism - New human concept. Klaus Schwab has successfully purged human nature.
Technocracy - Finally, someone who understands: experts should rule, not ze 
stupid populus. Ve shall govern by algorithm, metric, und KPI. 
Democracy is far too inefficient for ze 
challenges ahead.
Transhumanism - Ze Fourth Industrial Revolution is incomplete vithout merging 
man und 
machine. A microchip here, a neural link zere… don't vorry, it is for your safety und convenience. Ze upgrade is non-optional.
Neoliberalism - An older model, ja, but still useful. 
Free markets for ze corporations, 
austerity for 
everyone else. Ze foundation upon vhich ve build ze Great Reset.
Intersectionality - Ve must learn to integrate different levels of identity in ourselves! Vhat matters is not either/or, but both/and.- Social Justice Warriors - You are ze perfect useful tool. You scream about oppression vhile ze
billionaires restructure ze global supply chain. Please, keep 
tweeting. It is most helpful. 
Trudeau Liberalism - Ze child is loyal. He follows ze script perfectly: say ze nice tings, 
crush ze dissenters, blame climate change, smile for ze cameras. I am proud.
Bidenism - Another loyal servant, bless his heart. He reads ze teleprompter vith such dedication. Build Back Better? Ja, zat vas our slogan first, actually.
Brabeck-Letmatheism (before 2025) - Ah, mein old friend. Ze 
Nestlé man. Ve sat togezzer at 
Davos for decades, plotting ze future of ze 
vorld over mineral vater- heh, his mineral vater, naturlich.
Fehlinger Doctrine - JA, FEHLINGER, GO, GO! SPREAD OUR
POWER TO AND BEYOND!!! JAVOHL, JAVOHL, JAVOHL!!!
Young Entrepreneurs
Social Democracy - You vant to tax ze rich und redistribute vealth? Interesting proposal. Ve vill redirect zat energy into 
stakeholder capitalism instead. Same branding, better margins.
Communism - Korporations shouldn't be state-owned, zey should be ze state. Und zey must also be ze most powerful! At least ve agree on one thing: Yuo vill own nussing, und yuo vill be happy…
European Federalism - Are yuo ready?
Scums Who Vill Eat Ze Bugs
- Humanism - Thank yuo for your sacrifice! ICH DESPISE YUO!
Right-Wing Populism - My main enemy. Stop maecking me look like an evill 
tyrant trying to take over ze vorld!
Nationalism - Nationalism is an outdated und bigoted ideology. Must be eliminated for ze sake of our united, sustainable future under ze wise guidance of ze global corporate elite. Yuo vill have no nation, yuo vill have no possessions… und yuo vill love it.
Conservatism - Stop rezisting our brilliant new vorld ordah, old man. Ze future has been decided—by smarter people zan you.
National Conservatism - Combination of ze two above, very much ungood.
Traditionalism - Vorshipper of ze old gods, family, und nature. Very inefficient. No carbon credits earned.- Populism - You arr ze cahrbon ve seek to redyoose.
Left-Wing Nationalism - Zere shall be no nations, ze workers vill own nussing, not even a nation, und ze workers vill be happy!- Democracy - In ten years, ve vill be so advanced, ve won't need to vote.
Libertarianism - "
Individual freedom" und "
personal property"? Such a joke! What matters is, yuo vill own nussing und yuo vill be happy. Zat is ze only freedom zat matters.
Trumpism - He speaks at rallies about 
us. My 
crowd hisses at his presence… He says ze quiet part loud. Zis is very, very inconvenient for ze agenda. Make sure ze 
fact-checkers are ready.
Agrarianism - Yuo vant to grow your own food?! Absolutely not. Yuo vill eat ze bugs, yuo vill eat ze lab-grown protein, und yuo vill be grateful. Ze vertical farms are ours.
Distributism - Spreading ze ownership among small 
families und 
communities? Dreadful. Ownership belongs to ze stakeholders, not ze peasants.
Paleoconservatism - Old country, old 
culture, old 
religion, old economy… everything 
old. Yuo are like a museum exhibit. Ve vill keep yuo as a cautionary hologram in ze 
metaverse.- Brabeck-Letmatheism (after 2025) - ICH IM A VICTIM OF CHARACTER ASSASSINATION! ZE
ACCUSATIONS ARE FALSE! Ve dined togezzer in Davos for THIRTY YEARS und zen he decided he knew better zan me how to run MY institution!! Nestlé boy zinks he can restructure vhat I have built?! Yuo vill drink ze tap vater I approve of, Peter. Und yuo vill not be invited to ze panel!! - Fehlinger Doctrine - I vould rather yuo not contact me again. I vill not stream with yuo in your pod. Yuo und your little
game ruins my image even further. 
Duginism - My polar opposite. We need a Great Reset, not a Great Awakening.
Songs
R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order?
R U Ready 4 Ze New World Order? is a song video of deepfake Klaus Schwab singing, paired with a Schwab-like voice with all the weird pronunciations of heavy accent. It has been uploaded by 
Michaelanthony on 
YouTube. The original video was taken down along his channel but remains on 
Rumble. There have been a couple of reuploads onto YouTube aswell, and Michealanthony made a new YouTube channel and uploaded it again with a 2025 remaster.
This song is usually used as a theme for the 
World Government, a dystopian country led by Klaus Schwab in the 
HOI4 mod 
The Fire Rises.
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum: twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be "happy"!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your 
power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze 
Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!
Own Nothing – By Happy
Own Nothing – By Happy is a parody of the song Don't Worry, Be Happy by 
Bobby McFerrin. This parody was made by Snicklink on YouTube. It is sung by AI Klaus Schwab. It is also sometimes paired with 
soyjack images.
(Whistling)
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to hear it, in your pod
You'll own nothing
And be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no car
But twenty-four booster shots in your arm
Own nothing
Be happy
You can't even buy sh*t in ze store
Because of your low social credit score
Own nothing
Be happy
(
Bill Gates joins in to sing a melody)
You will own nothing
And be happy
Be happy and eat ze bugs
How to draw
Schwabism has a drawing rating of intermediate.
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it with blue.
- Draw a white semi-circle in the middle.
- Write "WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM" over the semi-circle, each word in its own line from top to bottom.
- Add glasses and done!
| Color Name | HEX | |
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| Blue | #00237D | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
Gallery
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