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Death to America, and butter sauce. Don't boil me, I'm still alive! Iraq Lobster! Iraq Lobster!
Peter Griffin

Iraq, officially the Republic of Iraq, is a country located in the Middle East. He is a federal parliamentary republic country, and is considered an emerging middle power. He is a founding member of the United Nations, the OPEC as well as of the Arab League, the Organization of Islamic Cooperation, Non-Aligned Movement, and the International Monetary Fund. With a strategic location, the country has one of the largest oil reserves in the world and is among global centers for oil and gas industry.

History

In 2003, USA under George W. Bush sent an invasion to topple and liberate Iraq from Saddam Hussein's regime. This succeeds, and the Coalition Provisional Authority began disbanding the Ba'ath army and expelling Ba'athists from the new government. The insurgents fought against the coalition forces and the newly installed government. Saddam was captured and executed. The Shia-Sunni civil war took place from 2006 to 2008. The coalition forces were criticized for war crimes, such as massacres, torture and rape. But, the insurgents have also committed such atrocities, including kidnap, torture, and murder of even more inhumane levels. The Mainstream Media covers up the torture methods of the insurgents while trumpeting outrage at the far milder US techniques. Barack Obama declared an official end to the US troops in Iraq on August 31, 2010 and ceased funding the War on Terror in 2009. US troops pulled out in 2011.

The subsequent efforts to rebuild the country amidst sectarian violence and the rise of the Islamic State began after the war. Iraq was galvanized by the civil war in Syria. After some operations, ISIS was removed from Iraq in December 2017.

2020 does not seem the best year for Iraq, one of his generals got killed in an airstrike by USA which caused Iraq to make a vote to remove American soldiers from his clay. In February 2020, Iraq had his first infection of coronavirus which caused him to close many of his borders and schools. In 2022, protests occurred due to instability and close ties with Iran.

However, in 2023, good things has come as Iraq is hosting the 25th Arabian Gulf Cup after being isolated since Saddam's rise. Iraq even ended up becoming the winner of the Gulf Cup.

Relations

Friends

  • United States - Thanks for trying to bring democracy and fight terrorist. But the post-war effect has been pretty bad, and your bombings and airstrikes aren’t really helping… Just of leave already, I can handle things on my own. Pull out your troops. And stop taking my oil
  • Armenia - Many Armenians living in my clay is also a good friend.
  • Australia - Many of us living in his clay, and he is also very friendly with me.

Neutral

  • Saddam Hussein - One of the most complicated leaders of me. He changed me and the entire glory, and made my people proud. You still suck when it comes to making friends! All you do is invade, invade, invade! Iran, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, they’re all on your list! You invade them for power and oil! ALSO WHY IN THE HELL WHOULD YOU KILL KURDS AND SHIAS?! THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU!!
  • Russia - Thankings for help against terrorist, but I won’t be your puppet. You are conquering of another country and nobody invaded you because of that? man... I sincerely envy you. But I want to improve my relationship with Kuwait, so I have to condemn this act. Sorry, Crimea belongs to Ukraine.
  • United Kingdom - We both like tea and can into it, But never forget invasion!! But yuo still good tho. Gib training.
  • Kurdistan - Helped me fight ISIS and restore peace. But don't dare and try to hold a referendum! You can't into independence! Ha! Take this, your independence referendum is failed.

Enemies

  • Islamic State - YOU RUINED ME YOU F*CK!! YOU ENACTED A RULE JUST AS OPPRESSIVE AS SADDAM IN YOUR OCCUPIED CLAY, AND YOU DESTROYED MONUMENTS OF MY SUMERIAN PAST!!! I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU ARE DEAD FOR GOOD!! 2017 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!
  • Israel - HANDS OFF OF PALESTINE, YOU HEZBOLLAH KILLER!

How to draw

Flag of Iraq

Iraq has a drawing rating of intermediate.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: red, white, black.
  3. Write “الله اكبر” in green on the white stripe.
  4. Add the eyes and you are done!
Color Name HEX
Philippine Red #CE1126
White #FFFFFF
Black #000000
Jordan Jazz #017B3D