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=== دوستان (Friends) ===
=== دوستان (Friends) ===
*[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia|روسیه]] - Both are enemies of [[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America|burger]], both protect [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] [[Armenia]] from [[File:Turkey-icon.png]][[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] [[Türkiye|evil]] [[Azerbaijan|kebabs]]. We two hate [[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]].
*[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia|روسیه]] - Both are enemies of [[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America|burger]], both protect [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] [[Armenia]] from [[File:Turkey-icon.png]][[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] [[Türkiye|evil]] [[Azerbaijan|kebabs]]. We two hate [[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]].
*[[File:Vatican-icon2.png]] [[Vatican City|واتیکان]] - We are both [[File:Theocracy-icon.png]] [[Theocracy|theocratic]] countries. I also had a catholic church in my clay and I have a minority of [[File:Christi-icon.png]] [[Christianity|Christians]] here, so feel free to spread your religion here, but don't spread them too much because I will lose my majority! Oh, about that [[File:Christophobia-icon.png]] [[Christophobia|Christian]] removing thing... Forget about that because [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] [[Armenia]] will hate me if I do it.
===دشمنان (Enemies)===
===دشمنان (Enemies)===
*[[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America|ایالات متحده آمریکا]] - <b>HOW DARE YOU SANCTIONING ME!! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!! THE GREAT SATAN!!! PUPPETEER OF [[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel|LITTLE SATAN]]!!!!</b> STOP CALLING ME [[File:Terrorism-icon.png]] [[Terrorism|TERRORIST]]!! Though we both hate [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] [[Islamic State|Jihadist scum]], [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|fascist manipulator]] and [[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|communist]]…
*[[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America|ایالات متحده آمریکا]] - <b>HOW DARE YOU SANCTIONING ME!! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!! THE GREAT SATAN!!! PUPPETEER OF [[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel|LITTLE SATAN]]!!!!</b> STOP CALLING ME [[File:Terrorism-icon.png]] [[Terrorism|TERRORIST]]!! Though we both hate [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] [[Islamic State|Jihadist scum]], [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|fascist manipulator]] and [[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|communist]]…

Revision as of 00:01, 19 October 2024

Iran, officially the Islamic Republic of Iran (IRI), also known as Persia, is a country in West Asia. He hates America, and always chants “Death to America”. Iran views himself as the proud protector of Islamic values and Shia Islam, rooted deeply in his revolutionary ideology that shaped him after 1979. While constantly at odds with the West, especially America and Israel (whom he calls “Great Satan” and “Little Satan”), Iran sees himself as a defiant, resilient country that is standing against “ imperialist” forces.

Iran is extremely religious, and many countries feel uneasy around him due to his nuclear program and aggressiveness. Iran has multiple proxies for fighting against Israel.

تاریخچه (History)

The Iranian Revolution happened in 1979, which overthrew the Pahlavi monarchy and replaced it with a Islamist republic. Women were now forced to wear black dresses/robes completely covering every inch of their body, including their face.

رابطه (Relationship)

دوستان (Friends)

  • روسیه - Both are enemies of burger, both protect Armenia from evil kebabs. We two hate NATO.
  • واتیکان - We are both theocratic countries. I also had a catholic church in my clay and I have a minority of Christians here, so feel free to spread your religion here, but don't spread them too much because I will lose my majority! Oh, about that Christian removing thing... Forget about that because Armenia will hate me if I do it.

دشمنان (Enemies)

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