Canada

Canada : Le Canada
←    1982 – Present
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General Information
Aliases:	Maple 🍁 Kanada The Great White North A kinder version of America The country that helps you to kill yourself (since 2016)
Time of Exist:	17 April 1982-Present
Government:	Federal Parliamentary Constitutional Monarchy
Languages:	Official: English French
Affiliation:	The Commonwealth NATO Group of Seven United Nations UNESCO World Health Organization Interpol Five Eyes
Religions:	Almost every religion, especially: Christianity Protestantism Catholicism Islam Hinduism Sikhism Buddhism Judaism Native Religions Atheism
Relations and Opinions
Friends:	Brother Father Netherlands Europe Mexico Israel
Enemies:	Russia Italy (in memes) Argentina People's Republic of China
Likes:	Maple syrup, hockey 🏒, apologizing, poutine, salmon (particularly smoked salmon and salmon jerky), Saying "eh" and "about", beer, moose 🫎, maple leaf 🍁, clubbing seals, Medical Assistance in Dying (MAiD)
Dislikes:	Being irrelevant despite it has big clay
Historical Information
Preceded By:	Dominion of Canada

Canada is a country located in North America. He has the longest coastline in the world. He is also the second largest country in the world, behind Russia. His climate is usually very cold.

Canada has a favorable personality, being very kind towards others. And he apologizes for every little thing, even if he is not responsible. He likes to eat maple syrup, sometimes he pours it onto snow and eat it.

He is also known for his aggressive animals, like the moose and Canadian geese.

History

On April 17 1982, Canada gains full control over its constitution with the enactment of the Constitution Act. This includes the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. On November 5 of the same year, the Canada Act 1982 was signed, formally ending any remaining legislative ties with the United Kingdom. Canada is finally officially and fully independent from the British Empire.

In 1995, the Quebec independence referendum was held, with the "No" side winning by a narrow margin of 50.6% to 49.4%.

In June 2016, Canada legalized euthanasia (Medical Assistance in Dying), for people suffering from illness with foreseeable deaths. On January 25, 2020, the first confirmed cases of Coronavirus arrives in Canada. But in July 2021, Canada controversially extended MAiD to people with no risk for a foreseeable death (AKA disabled people), and have been promoting it to them. This is really concerning, as the woke government of Canada has essentially made killing yourself easier than getting medical treatment.

In July of 2021 south-western Canada as well as a few US states suffered a heat wave, it was mostly active in the US-Canada border near British Columbia and Washington. Since autumn is near and summer is ending, so is the heat wave.

In 2022, Canada resolved a border dispute on the tiny island of Hans with Denmark. The dispute has been going on since 1973, though violence was never involved. Canada and Denmark decided to split the island in half, to show Russia that border disputes could be solved without war.

Geography

Canada's geography contains three groups of locations: highlands, lowlands, and shields (a kind of in between and mix of highlands and lowlands).

Trivia

• Canada have 52,455 islands.
• Canada’s coastline is 243,042 kilometres (151,019 mi) long.
• Canada’s land border with the United States is the longest in the world.
• Canada's name originates from a Native word "Kanada", which means "village". It is thought that the settlers asked the Natives what place is Canada called, which the Natives thought the settlers were referring to the village.
• Hockey is the national winter sport of Canada, while lacrosse is the national summer sport.

Relations

Friends

• United States - My dumb and annoying brother. Even though it's cooler than me by a whole lot, it is really annoying sometimes and being his neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another, eh?
• Mexico - My cousin. Unlike my brother, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. too bad you don’t border me and can’t get here illegally
• Islam - Don’t worry, we will accept you, we are an inclusive society! Wait did you just say that you were going to multiply and make me a Muslim-majority country right in my face?
• Israel - Another western friend, but I’m not going to give you anymore weapons of war.
  • So the Canadian goose’s family is no come? 😢
• Netherlands - Liberated him from Nazi Germany and protected their royal family, we get tulips from him every year because of this.

Enemies

• Italy - What’s wrong with pineapple pizza?
• Seals - GET CLUBBED!! *splat* I’m not cruel, it’s a culture thing!
  • That’s just too cruel for living things…
• Russia - Stop bullying everyone, you meanie!
• Argentina - Why do you hate Justin Bieber?
• China - I don’t trust you, because you oppressed civilians’ freedoms.

How to draw

Flag of Canada

1. Draw a ball.
2. Draw three vertical stripes that fill the ball, in the following order of colours: red, white, red.
3. Draw a maple leaf 🍁 on the white stripe.
4. Add the eyes and you’re done!
5. Add a beaver cap (optional)

Color Name		HEX
	Red	#DA291C
	White	#FFFFFF

Gallery

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