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Revision as of 17:59, 8 December 2024

Who must go?
Assad supporters in response to “Assad must go” aged like milk

Ba'athist Syria, officially the violent Syrian Arab Republic was a country in the Middle East who was an embattled state, embroiled in a heinous war. He is a raging and burning ball of chaos, almost always angry and throwing around text walls in ALL CAPS, BOLDED, and COLOURED RED. Ba'athist Syria was suspended from the Arab League and OIC, and is one of the most popular destination for UN Peacekeeping programs.

The name “Syria” historically referred to a wider region, broadly synonymous with the Levant, and known in Arabic as al-Sham. The modern state encompasses the sites of several ancient kingdoms and empires

History

Ba’athist Coup and Control

In 1963, Ba'athists launched a coup known as the March Revolution and seized power, ending the Second Syrian Republic. Now, the new Syria will either stand strong or fall, and this next year or so is his chance to show the world he won't give up.

After a bloodless coup d'état led by General Hafez al-Assad on 13 November 1970 (known as the “Corrective Movement”), Syria reformed himself.

Egypt wanted to retry another union with Syria with Libya involved, forming the Federation of Arab Republics in 1972. Allied with Egypt, Syria was later was one of the countries that had attacked Israel, the result of defeat in the war lead to Israel occupying some Syrian clay known as the Golan Heights from 1967 up to this day. Syria is still pissed off about it. The region is now disputed UN territory between the two, even if most countryballs had internationally recognized it for Syria. The federation disbanded in 1977 because Libya left.

Hafez al-Assad held elections, but they were not competitive. The Ba'ath Party held total control. His governance included significant state-led reforms that modernized parts of the economy and infrastructure, which some viewed positively. In the late 1990s, there were discussions about political reforms, but these were limited and did not constitute a true democratic process. Before his death, Hafez al-Assad did pave the way for his son, Bashar al-Assad, to succeed him, a move that maintained the family's grip on power rather than transitioning to a democratic system.

Syrian Civil War

In 2011, during the Arab Spring, Syriaball erupted into a civil war between three rival factions: Kurdistan Forces, Syrian Government, and Syrian Rebels (initially pro-democracy, later become fragmented because of the rise of Islamist groups). Though many have exposed USA and Saudi Arabia of funding the democratic rebels. Regardless, USA and allies cannot into caring. The Government then warned the west of the threat of the Islamic State, which the west largely dismissed.

Under the Obama and Clinton doctrines, the Islamic State sought to rule a caliphate in Syria if the Assad regime was defeated. But, Iran and Russia have made it clear that Assad is going nowhere. Huge stockpiles of chemical weapons and elements of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group posed regional threats. The Christians in Syria have also been slaughtered in the thousands after losing stability.

A bunch of countries decided to intervene and it became the ground for a proxy war between Russia, USA and Türkiye who are each trying to gear Syria to their vision of his future. In April 2018, Syria supposedly used chemical weapons on his own citizens again. In response to this, USA, United Kingdom, France, and others launched combined strikes on Syria’s clay. This action resulted in escalated tensions between USA and Russia, the latter clearly stating not to launch those kinds of strikes on Syria. An emergency meeting between the two had to be called to ease the tension.

In November 2024, Syrian Rebels attacked again, capturing Aleppo and Northern Hama. Basher fled Damascus as it fell to the rebels, ending the Syrian Arab Republic in 8 December 2024.

Geography

Syria is bordered by Turkey to the north and northwest, Jordan to the south and southeast, Iraq to the east and southeast, and Lebanon and then Israel to the southwest.

Syria is spread across an area of 185,180 square kilometres (71,500 sq mi), making it 87th largest country in the world.

Syria contains four terrestrial ecoregions, all with long and fancy names: Syrian Xeric Grasslands and Shrublands, Eastern Mediterranean Conifer-Sclerophyllous-Broadleaf Forests, Southern Anatolian Montane Conifer and Deciduous Forests, and Mesopotamian Shrub Desert.

Relations

Friends

Neutral

  • United Nations - REMOVE SANCTIONS YOU FAT HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD! But Thanks for food aid and trying to maintain peace.

Enemies

  • Liechtenstein - Stupid little joke of a micro nation, he and Qatar are pushing an agenda to investigate my "War Crimes".
    • So yuo think yuor innocent huh? Every side of a war commits war crimes. Yuo think too highly of yourself and dismiss any criticism as “western propaganda”. But it not propaganda. It logic.
  • United States - WELL, WELL, WELL, DO YUO THINK, THAT YUO CAN BOMB ME WITH DRONES?? BELIEVE ME, YUO DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME. ALSO, YUO BOMB MY FRIEND’S GENERAL? HAHAHA, YANKEE, DO YOU KNOW BEWARE THE " ASSAD MUST GO" CURSE? ANYWAYS, YOU ARE A TERRORIST COUNTRY WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS! I HATE YOU! I DON'T EVEN GET WHY IRAQ EVEN LIKES YOU NOW AFTER YOU SCREWED HIM OVER IN 2003!! YOU WILL DIE ONE DAY!!! DEATH TO AMERICA! MY HERO RUSSIA WILL KILL YOU ONE DAY! DIE!!
    • Wow Syria, quite the tantrum! But let’s get some things straight. You’re talking about drone strikes like you haven’t been bombing your own people for years. And that ' Assad Must Go' curse? That’s cute. But, let’s be real, the only curse here is the one you’ve brought on yourself by brutalizing your own citizens and cozying up to Russia. As for Iraq, yeah, we’ve had our ups and downs, but at least they have a shot at democracy, unlike your stupid commie regime. Keep throwing these fits while your ‘friends’ drag you deeper into chaos. I’ve got bigger problems to deal with than your empty threats. Death to America? I’ve heard that one many times before — yet, here I am, still standing. So stop your bullsh*t, you’re not a sigma wolf.
    • YUO THINK YUO CAN TALK DOWN TO ME, YANKEE? YOU'RE OF DELUSIONAL! YOUR ‘DEMOCRACY’ IS A LIE, AND EVERYONE IS KNOWS IT! RUSSIA WILL DESTROY YOU, JUST WAIT! YOU’RE FINISHED, AMERICA! I’LL SEE YOUR EMPIRE BURN!!!
    • No you won’t.
  • Donald Trump - WHY DID YUO RECOGNIZE THE GOLAN HEIGHTS AS ISRAELI CLAY?! Ah… I have my own civil war to deal with, I will rant at yuo later on.

How to draw

Flag of Syria

Ba'athist Syria has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: red, white, black.
  3. Draw two green stars in the white stripe.
  4. Add the eyes and you are done!
  5. Add a helmet, a gun and/or scars to make the ball look war-torn (optional)
Color Name HEX
Philippine Red #CE1126
White #FFFFFF
Black #000000
Dartmouth Green #007A3D