Palestine

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Palestine, officially the State of Palestine is a country in the southern Levant region of West Asia recognized by 145 out of 193 UN member states. He is always at war or high stakes with Israel.

The term “Palestine” comes from the ancient geo-political entity “ Philistia”, who are a group of people that settled around the Gaza Strip. The Romans later named the Holy Land “Palestine” (Philistia) to mock the Jews.

History[edit | edit source]

On November 15, 1988, the Palestinian National Council (PNC) declared the independence of the State of Palestine, recognized within the 1967 borders, with East Jerusalem as his capital. Yasser Arafat, the Chairman of the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO), made the declaration during a meeting in Algiers. This was seen as a step towards a two-state solution.

From 30 October to 1 November 1991, the Madrid Conference happened: hosted at Madrid, Spain and sponsored by the Great Powers , this conference aimed at resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, leading to more direct negotiations between Israel and the Palestinians. This continued on to the Oslo accords between 1993 and 1995. The accords resulted in mutual recognition and created the Palestinian Authority (PA) to govern parts of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

Relations[edit | edit source]

Friends[edit | edit source]

  • Jordan - Many cultural connections. My big brother who ruled over us before al-cube did. Welcomed the Palestinians in West Bank, he was very respectful and kind to al-Palestinian people, but after Israel took me from them yuo wouldn't want us back. Remove monarchy! But why yuo rencongize Israeli huh?? NO JUSTICE NO PEACE, AND BLACK SEPTEMBER NEVER FORGET! Thankings for al-improrts tho.
  • Xi Jinping - Thanks for helping and aiding me! Want to of friend?
    • New puppet territory smells good
  • Cuba - He and supports me and hates Israel as well! Thanks for everything, communist friend. Why did you legalise this abomination in 1979 tho?

Enemies[edit | edit source]

  • Israel - FROM RIVER TO THE SEA I WILL BE FREE! REMOVE ALL SETTLEMENTS FROM WEST BANK!!!! MOST EVIL THING TO EVER EXIST!!!! GENOCIDE COMMITTER!!! COLONIZER!!! I’M 8000 YEARS OLD AND YUO ONLY 70!!! YUO STOLE ALL MY RIGHTFUL CLAY!!!
  • NATO - Zionist simps that do not al-recongize me and call me vodka puppet! REMOVE EU AND NATO NOW!
  • European Union - SAME AS ABOVE! At least our supporters are al-infiltrating yuo now
  • Panama - Yuo are al-only Central American country that does not reocgnize me.
  • LGBTQ+ - Disgusting woke parasite, May I introduce yuo to "rooftop therapy"? why do you support me?
  • British Empire - YOU!!! YOU DIVIDED THE ARAB PEOPLE AND CREATED THIS KOSHER MONSTER!! And did I forget YUO ARE AL-ONLY REASON ZIONISM STILL EXISTINGS??
  • United States of America - WHY ARE YOU ALLIED WITH HIM?!? STOP SENDING WEAPONS TO ISRAEL!! *burns the American flag* At least yuo give me aid… I’m gonna give it all to my soldiers instead of civilians

How to draw[edit | edit source]

Flag of Palestine
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Divide it into three equal horizontal stripes.
  3. Fill the top stripe with black, middle with white, bottom with red.
  4. Draw a red triangle corner on the left side of the ball.
  5. Add eyes and done!
Color Name HEX
Black #000000
Peppermint Toad #009736
White #FFFFFF
Imperial Red #EE2A35