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|Friends = {{SB}}[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia]]<br>[[File:Syria-icon.png]] [[Syria]]<br>[[File:Iraq-icon.png]] [[Iraq]]<br>[[File:Hezbollah-icon.png]] [[Hezbollah]]<br>[[File:Hamas-icon.png]] [[Hamas]]<br>[[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]]<br>[[File:NKorea-icon.png]] [[North Korea]]<br>[[File:Sudan-icon.png]] [[Sudan]]<br>[[File:Vatican-icon2.png]] [[Vatican City]] | |Friends = {{SB}}[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia]]<br>[[File:Syria-icon.png]] [[Syria]]<br>[[File:Iraq-icon.png]] [[Iraq]]<br>[[File:Hezbollah-icon.png]] [[Hezbollah]]<br>[[File:Hamas-icon.png]] [[Hamas]]<br>[[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]]<br>[[File:NKorea-icon.png]] [[North Korea]]<br>[[File:Sudan-icon.png]] [[Sudan]]<br>[[File:Vatican-icon2.png]] [[Vatican City]] | ||
|Enemies = {{SB}}[[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America|Great Satan]]<br>[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel|Little Satan]]<br>[[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|Lesser Satan]]<br>[[File:Albania-icon.png]] [[Albania]]<br>[[File:BaathIraq-icon.png]] [[Ba'athist Iraq]]<br>[[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]] | |Enemies = {{SB}}[[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America|Great Satan]]<br>[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel|Little Satan]]<br>[[File:USSR-icon2.png]] [[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics|Lesser Satan]]<br>[[File:Albania-icon.png]] [[Albania]]<br>[[File:BaathIraq-icon.png]] [[Ba'athist Iraq]]<br>[[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]]<br>[[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]]<br>[[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] [[Taiwan]] | ||
|Likes = {{SB}}Cinema, Persian poetry, Persian cats, ice creams, [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]] | |Likes = {{SB}}Cinema, Persian poetry, Persian cats, ice creams, [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]] | ||
|Dislikes = {{SB}}Every American president after [[File:Reagan-icon.png]] [[Reaganomics|Reagan]], [[File:Commie-icon.png]] [[Communism]], [[File:Lib-icon.png]] [[Liberalism]], [[File:Homosex-icon.png]] [[Homosexualism|gays]] | |Dislikes = {{SB}}Every American president after [[File:Reagan-icon.png]] [[Reaganomics|Reagan]], [[File:Commie-icon.png]] [[Communism]], [[File:Lib-icon.png]] [[Liberalism]], [[File:Homosex-icon.png]] [[Homosexualism|gays]] | ||
Revision as of 00:18, 19 October 2024
Iran, officially the Islamic Republic of Iran (IRI), also known as Persia, is a country in West Asia. He hates 
America, and always chants “Death to America”. Iran views himself as the proud protector of 
Islamic values and 
Shia Islam, rooted deeply in his revolutionary ideology that shaped him after 1979. While constantly at odds with the West, especially America and 
Israel (whom he calls “Great Satan” and “Little Satan”), Iran sees himself as a defiant, resilient country that is standing against “
imperialist” forces.
Iran is extremely 
religious, and many countries feel uneasy around him due to his nuclear program and aggressiveness. Iran has multiple proxies for fighting against Israel.
تاریخچه (History)
The Iranian Revolution happened in 1979, which overthrew the 
Pahlavi monarchy and replaced it with a 
Islamist republic. Women were now forced to wear black dresses/robes (hijabs) completely covering every inch of their body, including their face.
رابطه (Relationship)
دوستان (Friends)
روسیه - Both are enemies of 
burger, both protect 
Armenia from 
evil kebabs. We two both hate 
imperialist organization.
عراق - Name stealer and my puppetWe used to be enemies, but after
Saddam was overthrown, we became good friends. One of your generals got assassinated too? Don't worry, we will end that 
capitalist pig!
واتیکان - We are both 
theocratic countries. I also had a catholic church in my clay and I have a minority of 
Christians here, so feel free to spread your religion here, but don't spread them too much because I will lose my majority! Oh, about that 
Christian removing thing... Forget about that because Armenia will hate me if I do it.
دشمنان (Enemies)
- ایالات متحده آمریکا - HOW DARE YOU SANCTIONING ME!! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!! THE GREAT SATAN!!! PUPPETEER OF
LITTLE SATAN!!!! STOP CALLING ME 
TERRORIST!! Though we both hate 
Jihadist scum, 
fascist manipulator and 
communist… 
عراق بعثی - This menace failed to anschluss me in 1980. Burn in hell Saddam Hussein, evil pig and 
Shia killer. Even 
haram Iran hates you! ALSO HOW DARE YOU INVADE 
KUWAIT YOU F*CKING PEICE OF SH*T!! I SUPPORT GREAT SATAN AGAINST YOU IN 1991!!!
اوکراین - AM NOT SORRY FOR SHOOTING DOWN YOUR PLANE! ALSO, I ALSO SUPPORT RUSSIA AGAINST YOU, SO YOU ARE ALTOGETHER RUSSIAN!
