Australia

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Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a country in Oceania, between the Indian and the Southern Pacific Oceans, occupying the mainland of the continent of Australia and several islands. He has a hat, and hates emus. He is sometimes upside down because of the meme “everything in Australia is upside down”.

Because Australia is surrounded by sea, he has no neighbors. However, he is located relatively close to the south of Indonesia and Papua New Guinea and northwest of New Zealand.

The Commonwealth of Australia is often seen as a very dangerous country, due to the fact that many of the wildlife is either 🕷️ poisonous or out of control. Memes have also escalated this view further. However, if you look beside the wildlife, Australia is actually a very peaceful and happy countryball.

Australia gets along with almost everybody, has very popular tourist destinations, and just like USA, and people from countries like China, Iraq, and India come and live in his clay for a better life. He is a very safe and friendly country and a great place to escape to in the outbreak of WW3.

Australia is the only country in the world that covers an entire continent. He is one of the largest countries on Earth, ranking 6th in size.

History

On 1 January 1901, Australia gained independence from British Empire. But he still kept the Union Jack on his flag. Most of Australia's conflicts have been because of colonial alliances, such as WW1, WW2, Korean War , Vietnam War , and the two Gulf Wars. But the most hilarious conflict Australia has ever been into was the “ Emu War ” (alone), where Aussies was mad about emus constantly destroying their crops. So they got some funds from the government and the military and decided to go to war with the emus, killing tons of them, but ultimately gave up because there was just too many emus.

At the declaration of war in 1914, a young independent Australia (along with his siblings) was pulled into their parent's war. He and New Zealand were sent to fight the Turks in Gallipoli. What was meant to be an easy victory turned into a bloodbath. The two young countryballs fought in unbearable conditions against a dug-in enemy. They were evacuated in late November 1915. The Gallipoli landings shaped Australia’s national identity, and Australia became a battle-hardened soldier and left many dead siblings behind on the beach.

In 1942, Australia adopted the Statute of Westminster, making the Commonwealth of Australia formally and fully independent from the British Empire. But, the monarch of the United Kingdom is still the monarch of Australia (and 15 other realms) today. On 3 March 1986, the Australia Act 1986 came into effect. Now, United Kingdom’s government can no longer be involved with Australia's government.

In 2010, Australia was into female leadership of Julia Gillard. In 2017, Australia legalized same-sex marriage, making the micronation of Gay and Lesbian Kingdom obsolete.

In 2018, Peter Dutton tried to become prime minister, forcing Malcolm Turnbull to resign. However, Scott Morrison beat Dutton in a leadership spill, meaning that Australia now has had six different prime ministers since the beginning of 2007. Later that same year, Australia decided to make a space agency. Adelaide will stage the headquarters.

Near the end of 2019-beginning of 2020, Australia had some huge fires on its east coast, they are currently the most destructive fires to have occurred since the 2009 Black Saturday fires in Victoria.

Australia is currently loosening COVID-19 restrictions as he is slowly recovering.

Trivia

  • Many young people are suffered from solitary confinement in Australia. Though the term 'solitary confinement' is generally not used in Australian legislation, they usually use “isolation”, “lockdown”, “segregation”, or “separate confinement”.
  • The average person in Australia eats 4.7 gallons of ice cream a year.
  • Australia has “fairy bread ice cream”, basically bread with lots of sprinkles on them turned into ice cream.
  • There are hails that have spikes in Australia that falls down from the sky.

Relationships

M8s (Friends)

  • New Zealand - My little sister and best friend! We are the two biggest and most recognized countries in Oceania. You are a good 🏉 rugby player but you need to learn to play some cricket, mate.
  • United States of America - My older brotheah, and another great friend! I am always willing to fight alongside him, my bestest fighter m8! I fight with you against Japan, against Vietnam, against Iraq

Neutral

  • Austria - M8, calm down. I didn’t steal your name, my dad named me.

Enemies

  • China - If ya ever tries to invade my buddy Taiwan, me and my Murica will come and kick your ahh! Ya do not want to see my boxing kangaroos and laser crocodiles, m8. And the hell you mean I’m “systematically racist”?! We both lost to birds.
  • Empire of Japan - M8, never heard of the wildlife here? Ya shoulda never tried to invade. Those crocs chopped you down real hard.
  • Emu - Stupid ostrich destroying my crop. I’m going to open fire on you dirty rascals AND NEVER EXIST EVER AGAIN!!
  • Iran - Crikey, please don't be harsh on people to become "real Muslim".
  • North Korea - Please don't nuke on me :(
  • Afghanistan - You used to be good, but you now sucks for being " real muslim".
  • Nazi Germany - You’re Adolf Hitler’s country.
    • We both didn’t get rid of the pests years ago…

How to draw

Flag of Australia
  1. Draw a ball
  2. Fill it with dark blue
  3. Draw the Union Jack (🇬🇧) on the top-left corner.
  4. Draw a seven-pointed star under the Union Jack
  5. Draw four smaller seven-pointed stars on the opposite side of the Union Jack
  6. In the middle of the four stars, draw a small five-pointed star
  7. Draw two eyes and you're done!
  8. Add a hat (optional)
Color Name HEX
Blue #012169
Red #C8102E
White #FFFFFF