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|image          = Germany.png
|image          = Germany.png
|Caption        = Wörk, wörk, wörk.
|Caption        = Wörk, wörk, wörk.
|Alias          = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Germoney-icon.png]] [[Capitalism|Germoney]]<br>[[File:Berlin-icon.png]] [[Berlin|Berlin Republic]]<br>Kraut<br>History of Germany since 1990<br>History of Germany (1990-present)
|Alias          = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Germoney-icon.png]] [[Capitalism|Germoney]]<br>[[File:Berlin-icon.png]] [[Berlin|Berlin Republic]]<br>Kraut<br>History of Germany since 1990<br>History of Germany (1990-present)<br>{{Alias|Satirism-icon.png|Satirism|The Birth of {{I|Nazi Germany}} [[Nazism|Nazists]]}}
|TimeofExist    = 3 October 1990-Present
|TimeofExist    = 3 October 1990 - Present
|Government      = [[file:Parliament-icon.png]][[file:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Parliamentarianism|Federal Parliamentary Republic]]
|Government      = [[file:Parliament-icon.png]][[file:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Parliamentarianism|Federal Parliamentary Republic]]
|Languages      ='''Official:'''<br>
|Languages      ='''Official:'''<br>
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|Capital = [[File:Berlin-icon.png]] [[Berlin]]
|Capital = [[File:Berlin-icon.png]] [[Berlin]]
}}{{Quote|Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion|[[File:Germany-icon2.png]] [[German Language|Random German guy]]}}'''Germany''' <s>has a lot of 🦠 germs</s> is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname [[File:Germoney-icon.png]] “Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]], giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺
}}{{Quote|Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion|[[File:Germany-icon2.png]][[File:EnglishL-icon.png]] Weird funny [[German Language|German]] guy who doesn't understand [[English Language|English]] sayings}}'''Germany''' <s>has a lot of 🦠 germs</s> is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname [[File:Germoney-icon.png]] “Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]], giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺
 
Germany is the third largest refugee holder as of 2024, holding 2.5 million of them. But almost half of Germans believe that they are no longer welcome.


== Geschichte (History) ==
== Geschichte (History) ==
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Germany also sent a peacekeeping force to secure stability in the Balkans and sent [[File:GermanArmy-icon.png]] [[German Army|German troops]] to [[File:IRAfghan-icon.png]] [[Islamic Republic of Afghanistan|Afghanistan]] as part of a [[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]] effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the [[File:AfghanTaliban-icon.png]] [[Taliban]]. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.
Germany also sent a peacekeeping force to secure stability in the Balkans and sent [[File:GermanArmy-icon.png]] [[German Army|German troops]] to [[File:IRAfghan-icon.png]] [[Islamic Republic of Afghanistan|Afghanistan]] as part of a [[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]] effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the [[File:AfghanTaliban-icon.png]] [[Taliban]]. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.


Germany has opened up his borders to migrants, but is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. He is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊
Germany has opened up his borders to migrants, but is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. In 2023, foreigners make up 15% of the population in Germany but accounted for 41% of violent crime suspects, with 75% of the victims being German. Germany is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊


== Etymologie (Etymology) ==
== Etymologie (Etymology) ==
The [[File:English-icon.png]] [[Commonwealth of Nations|English]] word Germany derives from the [[File:Roman Empire-icon.png]] [[Roman Empire|Latin]] word "Germania", which came into use after [[File:Roman Imperialism-icon.png]] [[Caesarism|Julius Caesar]] adopted it for the peoples east of the [[File:River-icon.png]] [[Rhine River|Rhine]].
The [[File:EnglishL-icon.png]] [[English Language|English]] word <i>Germany</i> derives from the [[File:Roman Empire-icon.png]] [[Roman Empire|Latin]] word "Germania", which came into use after [[File:Roman Imperialism-icon.png]] [[Caesarism|Julius Caesar]] adopted it for the peoples east of the [[File:River-icon.png]] [[Rhine River|Rhine]]. The German term <i>Deutschland</i>, originally diutisciu land ('the German lands'), is derived from deutsch (cf. [[File:DutchL-icon.png]] [[Dutch Language|Dutch]]), descended from [[File:Germania-icon.png]] [[Old High German]] diutisc 'of the people' (from diot or diota 'people'), originally used to distinguish the language of the common people from [[File:Latin-icon.png]] [[Latin Language|Latin]] and its [[File:RomeEmp2-icon.png]] [[Romance Languages|Romance]] descendants.


== ẞeziehungen (Relations) ==
== ẞeziehungen (Relations) ==
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=== Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends) ===
=== Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends) ===
*[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Frankreich]] - <s>MEIN WORST ENEMY!!</s> Mein spouse, we gave birth to [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]]. I love du. <s>(starts doing a very gross kiss)</s>
*[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Frankreich]] - <s>MEIN WORST ENEMY!!</s> Mein spouse, we gave birth to [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]]. I love du. <s>(starts doing a very gross kiss)</s>
*[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom]] - <s>ANOTHER WORST ENEMY AND DUMM TEE LOVER!!!</s>
*[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|Vereinigtes Königreich]] - Friendly rival. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with [[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Francë]] hence he stayed out of our [[File:Eurozone-icon.png]] [[Eurozone]], though wir always willkommen him in [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|der europäischen familie]]. (Please make up your mind aßout ẞrexit!) Wir also love to drink ßier.
*[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little sißling. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.
*[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little sißling. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Europäische Union]] - Mein proud child. Inherited [[File:France-icon.png]] [[France]]'s ßeautiful sophisticated culture, [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]'s [[File:Brussels-icon.png]] [[Brussels|capital]] and mein efficient super science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]] as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most [[File:Russia-icon2.png]] [[Russia|Russian]] Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. <s>But yuo banned mich [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] [[Malaysia|freund]]'s palm oil for no reason.</s>
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Europäische Union]] - Mein proud child. Inherited [[File:France-icon.png]] [[France]]'s ßeautiful sophisticated culture, [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]'s [[File:Brussels-icon.png]] [[Brussels|capital]] and mein efficient super science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]] as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most [[File:Russia-icon2.png]] [[Russia|Russian]] Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. <s>But yuo banned mich [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] [[Malaysia|freund]]'s palm oil for no reason.</s>
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*[[File:North Korea-icon.png]] [[North Korea|Nordkorea]] - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
*[[File:North Korea-icon.png]] [[North Korea|Nordkorea]] - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
*[[File:Nazi Germany-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi Deutschland]] - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
*[[File:Nazi Germany-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi Deutschland]] - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
*[[file:Brazil-icon.png]] [[Brazil]] (in football) - HAHAHAHA, ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! <s>this is only war crime ich not sorry about</s>
*[[file:Brazil-icon.png]] [[Brazil|Brasilien]] (in football) - HAHAHAHA, ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! <s>this is only war crime ich not sorry about</s>
*{{GetIcon|Serbia}} [[Serbia]] - Ich hasse du!
*{{GetIcon|Serbia}} [[Serbia|Serbien]] - Ich hasse du!


== Wissenswertes (Trivia) ==
== Wissenswertes (Trivia) ==

Latest revision as of 12:34, 20 November 2024

“ Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion
— Weird funny German guy who doesn't understand English sayings

Germany has a lot of 🦠 germs is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname “Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the European Union, giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺

Germany is the third largest refugee holder as of 2024, holding 2.5 million of them. But almost half of Germans believe that they are no longer welcome.

Geschichte (History)

Germany was divided during the Cold War, the west side was free and capitalist while the east side was totalitarian and communist. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the “Berlin Wall”. Because of the East’s brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany.

Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former East Germany, to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Germany invested over two trillion marks in the rehabilitation of the former East Germany, helping it to transition to a market economy and cleaning up the environmental degradation. By 2011 the results were mixed, with slow economic development in the East, in sharp contrast to the rapid economic growth in both west and southern Germany.

Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust industrial base, technological innovation, and a commitment to the European Union. Germany also played a crucial role in European politics, advocating for unity and stability within the EU. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of Right-Wing Populism due to woke mishandlings, but he remained committed to democratic values and human rights.

Germany also sent a peacekeeping force to secure stability in the Balkans and sent German troops to Afghanistan as part of a NATO effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the Taliban. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.

Germany has opened up his borders to migrants, but is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. In 2023, foreigners make up 15% of the population in Germany but accounted for 41% of violent crime suspects, with 75% of the victims being German. Germany is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊

Etymologie (Etymology)

The English word Germany derives from the Latin word "Germania", which came into use after Julius Caesar adopted it for the peoples east of the Rhine. The German term Deutschland, originally diutisciu land ('the German lands'), is derived from deutsch (cf. Dutch), descended from Old High German diutisc 'of the people' (from diot or diota 'people'), originally used to distinguish the language of the common people from Latin and its Romance descendants.

ẞeziehungen (Relations)

Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends)

  • Frankreich - MEIN WORST ENEMY!! Mein spouse, we gave birth to EU. I love du. (starts doing a very gross kiss)
  • Vereinigtes Königreich - Friendly rival. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Francë hence he stayed out of our Eurozone, though wir always willkommen him in der europäischen familie. (Please make up your mind aßout ẞrexit!) Wir also love to drink ßier.
  • Österreich - Little sißling. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.
  • Europäische Union - Mein proud child. Inherited France's ßeautiful sophisticated culture, Belgium's capital and mein efficient super science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants Ukraine as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich freund's palm oil for no reason.
  • Israel - PLEASE FORGIVE ME IEIM SO SORRY!!!
    • Ok, it’s alright. Just pay me war funds
  • Italien - We are allies now, but historically why did yuo always of hates me? You am lazy and debts, do betrays me in war, and is not pay loan. What am do to deserve this?

Neutral

  • Griech - Yuo need to pay ze deßt.
    • NO, I’M NOT GOING TO PAY THIS
  • Botswana - Why turn me to road!? Please stop give me 🐘 Elefanten plox!

Feinde (Enemies)

  • Russland - NEIN NEIN NEIN! STOP INAVDING Ukraine IMMEDIETLY!
  • Nordkorea - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
  • Nazi Deutschland - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
  • Brasilien (in football) - HAHAHAHA, ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! this is only war crime ich not sorry about
  • Serbien - Ich hasse du!

Wissenswertes (Trivia)

  • There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰
  • German is the third most widely taught language in the world.
  • Germany has been called the “Land of Poets and Thinkers.”

Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw)

Flag of Germany

Germany has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: black, red, yellow.
  3. Add the eyes and you are done!
  4. Add a bottle of beer and/or glasses (optional)
  5. Add a working tool (optional)
Color Name HEX
Black #000000
Red #FF0000
Yellow #FFCC00

Informationsgalerie (Informational Gallery)

  • Map of Germany

    Map of Germany

Galerie (Gallery)

  • gernamy

    gernamy

  • Wörk

    Wörk

  • amogus no visor real!!!!!

    amogus no visor real!!!!!


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