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{{CountryInfo | {{CountryInfo | ||
|Name = [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Federal Republic of Germany [[File:Germany-icon2.png]][[File:Germoney-icon.png]][[File:German-icon.png]] | |Name = [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Federal Republic of Germany [[File:Germany-icon2.png]][[File:Germoney-icon.png]][[File:German-icon.png]] | ||
|NativeName = Bundesrepublik Deutschlandkugel | |NativeName = {{ILSize|German-icon.png|German Language}}: Bundesrepublik Deutschlandkugel | ||
|YearExist = 1990-Present | |YearExist = 1990-Present | ||
|Placeholder = | |Placeholder = | ||
|image = | |image = Germany.png | ||
|Caption = Wörk, wörk, wörk. | |Caption = Wörk, wörk, wörk. | ||
|Alias =[[File:Germoney-icon.png]] Germoney | |Alias = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Germoney-icon.png]] [[Capitalism|Germoney]]<br>[[File:Berlin-icon.png]] [[Berlin|Berlin Republic]]<br>Kraut<br>History of Germany since 1990<br>History of Germany (1990-present)<br>{{Alias|Satirism-icon.png|Satirism|The Birth of {{I|Nazi Germany}} [[Nazism|Nazists]]}} | ||
|TimeofExist = 3 October 1990-Present | |TimeofExist = 3 October 1990 - Present | ||
|Government = [[file:Parliament-icon.png]][[file:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Parliamentarianism|Federal Parliamentary Republic]] | |Government = [[file:Parliament-icon.png]][[file:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Parliamentarianism|Federal Parliamentary Republic]] | ||
|Languages ='''Official:'''<br> | |Languages ='''Official:'''<br> | ||
[[file:German-icon.png]] [[ | [[file:German-icon.png]] [[German Language|German]] | ||
|Affiliation = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;"> | |Affiliation = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;"> | ||
[[file:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] | *[[file:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] | ||
*[[file:UN-icon.png]] [[United Nations]] | |||
**[[File:UNESCO-icon.png]] [[United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization|UNESCO]] | |||
**[[File:WHO-icon.png]] [[World Health Organization]] | |||
*[[file:OECD-icon.png]] [[Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development|OECD]] | |||
*[[file:G4-icon.png|18px]] [[G4 Nations]] | |||
*[[file:G7-icon.png]] [[Group of Seven|G7]] | |||
*[[file:G20-icon.png]] [[Group of Twenty|G20]] | |||
*[[file:Schengen Area-icon.png]] [[Schengen Area]] | |||
*[[file:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]] | |||
*[[File:UfM-icon.png]] [[Union for the Mediterranean|Mediterranean Union]] | |||
*[[File:CoE-icon.png]] [[Council of Europe]] | |||
*[[file:Interpol-icon.png]] [[Interpol]] | |||
*[[File:OTS-icon.png]] <s>[[Organization of Turkic States|Turkic States]]</s> | |||
|Religions = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;"> | |Religions = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;"> | ||
*[[File:Christianity-icon.png]] [[Christianity]] | *[[File:Christianity-icon.png]] [[Christianity]] | ||
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*[[File:Hinduism-icon.png]] [[Hinduism]] | *[[File:Hinduism-icon.png]] [[Hinduism]] | ||
*[[File:Atheism-icon.png]] [[Atheism]] | *[[File:Atheism-icon.png]] [[Atheism]] | ||
*<big>🍺</big> <s>[[Paganism|Beerism]]</s> | |||
|Friends = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Spouse]]<br>[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Child]]<br>[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria]]<br>[[File:Poland-icon.png]] [[Poland]]<br>[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel|Jew]]<br>[[File:Croatia-icon.png]] [[Croatia]]<br>[[File:Romania-icon.png]] [[Romania]]<br>[[File:Georgia-icon.png]] [[Georgia]]<br>[[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]]<br>[[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]<br>[[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] [[Netherlands]]<br>[[File:Sweden-icon.png]] [[Sweden]]<br>[[File:Denmark-icon.png]] [[Denmark]]<br>[[File:Ireland-icon.png]] [[Ireland]]<br>[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom]]<br>[[File:South Korea-icon.png]] [[South Korea|Work buddy]]<br>[[File:Japan-icon.png]] [[Japan]]<br>[[File:Italy-icon.png]] [[Italy]]<br>[[File:Turkey-icon.png]] [[Türkiye|Kebab]]<br>[[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] [[Vietnam]] | |Friends = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Spouse]]<br>[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Child]]<br>[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria]]<br>[[File:Poland-icon.png]] [[Poland]]<br>[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel|Jew]]<br>[[File:Croatia-icon.png]] [[Croatia]]<br>[[File:Romania-icon.png]] [[Romania]]<br>[[File:Georgia-icon.png]] [[Georgia]]<br>[[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]]<br>[[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]<br>[[File:Netherlands-icon.png]] [[Netherlands]]<br>[[File:Sweden-icon.png]] [[Sweden]]<br>[[File:Denmark-icon.png]] [[Denmark]]<br>[[File:Ireland-icon.png]] [[Ireland]]<br>[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom]]<br>[[File:South Korea-icon.png]] [[South Korea|Work buddy]]<br>[[File:Japan-icon.png]] [[Japan]]<br>[[File:Italy-icon.png]] [[Italy]]<br>[[File:Turkey-icon.png]] [[Türkiye|Kebab]]<br>[[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] [[Vietnam]] | ||
|Enemies = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia]] (2022 onwards)<br>[[File:Belarus-icon.png]] [[Belarus]]<br>[[File:Serbia-icon.png]] [[Serbia]]<br>[[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]] | |Enemies = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia]] (2022 onwards)<br>[[File:Belarus-icon.png]] [[Belarus]]<br>[[File:Serbia-icon.png]] [[Serbia]]<br>[[File:Palestine-icon.png]] [[Palestine]]<br>[[File:Nazi Germany-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|My Evil Parent]]<br>[[File:ISIS-icon.png]] [[Islamic State]]<br>[[File:AfghanTaliban-icon.png]] [[Taliban]] | ||
|Likes =<div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;"> Beer, sausages, [[File:Germany-icon2.png]] wörk | |Likes =<div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;"> Beer, sausages, [[File:Germany-icon2.png]] wörk | ||
|Dislikes =<div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Nazi Germany-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi]] Jokes, [[File:Greece-icon.png]] [[Greece|UNPAID DEBTS]] | |Dislikes =<div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Nazi Germany-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi]] Jokes, [[File:Greece-icon.png]] [[Greece|UNPAID DEBTS]] | ||
|Preceded =[[File:West Germany-icon.png]] [[West Germany]]<br> | |Preceded = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;"><div style='text-align: left;'>[[File:West Germany-icon.png]] [[West Germany]]<br> | ||
[[File:East Germany-icon.png]] [[East Germany]] | [[File:East Germany-icon.png]] [[East Germany]]</div> | ||
|Succeeded =[[File:Reichtangle-icon.png]] <s>[[European Union|Fourth Reich]]</s> | |Succeeded =[[File:Reichtangle-icon.png]] <s>[[European Union|Fourth Reich]]</s> | ||
}}'''Germany''' <s>has a lot of germs</s> is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname [[File:Germoney-icon.png]] “Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]], giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺 | |themecolor = #9f4500 | ||
|textcolor = #ffffff | |||
|founded = 1990 | |||
|predicon = West Germany | |||
|onlypredecessor = West Germany | |||
|ended = | |||
|nexticon = Reichtangle | |||
|onlysuccessor = Reichtangle | |||
|Capital = [[File:Berlin-icon.png]] [[Berlin]] | |||
|Gender=Male | |||
}}{{Quote|Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion|[[File:Germany-icon2.png]][[File:EnglishL-icon.png]] Weird funny [[German Language|German]] guy who doesn't understand [[English Language|English]] sayings}}'''Germany''' <s>has a lot of 🦠 germs</s> is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname [[File:Germoney-icon.png]] “Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]], giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺 | |||
Germany is the third largest refugee holder as of 2024, holding 2.5 million of them. But almost half of Germans believe that they are no longer welcome. | |||
== Geschichte (History) == | == Geschichte (History) == | ||
Germany was divided during the Cold War, the west side was [[File:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Democracy|free]] and [[File:Capitalism-icon.png]] [[Capitalism|capitalist]] while the east side was [[File:Totalitarianism-icon.png]] [[Totalitarianism|totalitarian]] and [[File:Communism-icon.png]] [[Communism|communist]]. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the “Berlin Wall”. Because of the East’s brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good. | Germany was divided during the Cold War, the west side was [[File:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Democracy|free]] and [[File:Capitalism-icon.png]] [[Capitalism|capitalist]] while the east side was [[File:Totalitarianism-icon.png]] [[Totalitarianism|totalitarian]] and [[File:Communism-icon.png]] [[Communism|communist]]. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the “Berlin Wall”. Because of the East’s brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany. | ||
Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former [[File:East Germany-icon.png]] [[East Germany]], to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Germany invested over two trillion marks in the rehabilitation of the former [[File:East Germany-icon.png]] [[East Germany]], helping it to transition to a market economy and cleaning up the environmental degradation. By 2011 the results were mixed, with slow economic development in the East, in sharp contrast to the rapid economic growth in both west and southern Germany. | |||
Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust industrial base, technological innovation, and a commitment to the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]]. Germany also played a crucial role in European politics, advocating for unity and stability within the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]]. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of [[File:Rpop-icon.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] due to woke mishandlings, but he remained committed to [[File:Dem-icon.png]] [[Democracy|democratic]] values and human rights. | |||
Germany also sent a peacekeeping force to secure stability in the Balkans and sent [[File:GermanArmy-icon.png]] [[German Army|German troops]] to [[File:IRAfghan-icon.png]] [[Islamic Republic of Afghanistan|Afghanistan]] as part of a [[File:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]] effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the [[File:AfghanTaliban-icon.png]] [[Taliban]]. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good. | |||
Germany has opened up his borders to migrants, but is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. In 2023, foreigners make up 15% of the population in Germany but accounted for 41% of violent crime suspects, with 75% of the victims being German. Germany is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊 | |||
Germany | == Etymologie (Etymology) == | ||
The [[File:EnglishL-icon.png]] [[English Language|English]] word <i>Germany</i> derives from the [[File:Roman Empire-icon.png]] [[Roman Empire|Latin]] word "Germania", which came into use after [[File:Roman Imperialism-icon.png]] [[Caesarism|Julius Caesar]] adopted it for the peoples east of the [[File:River-icon.png]] [[Rhine River|Rhine]]. The German term <i>Deutschland</i>, originally diutisciu land ('the German lands'), is derived from deutsch (cf. [[File:DutchL-icon.png]] [[Dutch Language|Dutch]]), descended from [[File:Germania-icon.png]] [[Old High German]] diutisc 'of the people' (from diot or diota 'people'), originally used to distinguish the language of the common people from [[File:Latin-icon.png]] [[Latin Language|Latin]] and its [[File:RomeEmp2-icon.png]] [[Romance Languages|Romance]] descendants. | |||
== ẞeziehungen (Relations) == | == ẞeziehungen (Relations) == | ||
=== Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends) === | === Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends) === | ||
*[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little sißling. Mein ßester | *[[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Frankreich]] - <s>MEIN WORST ENEMY!!</s> Mein spouse, we gave birth to [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]]. I love du. <s>(starts doing a very gross kiss)</s> | ||
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] - Mein | *[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|Vereinigtes Königreich]] - Friendly rival. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with [[File:France-icon.png]] [[France|Francë]] hence he stayed out of our [[File:Eurozone-icon.png]] [[Eurozone]], though wir always willkommen him in [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|der europäischen familie]]. (Please make up your mind aßout ẞrexit!) Wir also love to drink ßier. | ||
*[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little sißling. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me. | |||
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Europäische Union]] - Mein proud child. Inherited [[File:France-icon.png]] [[France]]'s ßeautiful sophisticated culture, [[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]'s [[File:Brussels-icon.png]] [[Brussels|capital]] and mein efficient super science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]] as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most [[File:Russia-icon2.png]] [[Russia|Russian]] Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. <s>But yuo banned mich [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] [[Malaysia|freund]]'s palm oil for no reason.</s> | |||
*[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - '''PLEASE FORGIVE ME IEIM SO SORRY!!!''' | *[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]] - '''PLEASE FORGIVE ME IEIM SO SORRY!!!''' | ||
**{{Alias|Israel-icon.png|Israel|Ok, it’s alright. Just pay me war funds}} | |||
*[[File:Italy-icon.png]] [[Italy|Italien]] - We are allies now, but historically why did yuo always of hates me? You am lazy and debts, do betrays me in war, and is not pay loan. What am do to deserve this? | |||
**{{Alias|Italy-icon.png|Italy|*flashback to [[File:Germanic-icon.png]] [[Germanics]] killing [[File:Roman Empire-icon.png]] [[Roman Empire|Rome]]*}} | |||
=== Neutral === | |||
*[[file:Greece-icon.png]] [[Greece|Griech]] - Yuo need to pay ze deßt. | |||
**{{Alias|Greece-icon.png|Greece|NO, I’M NOT GOING TO PAY THIS}} | |||
*[[File:Botswana-icon.png]] [[Botswana]] - Why turn me to road!? Please stop give me 🐘 Elefanten plox! | |||
=== Feinde (Enemies) === | === Feinde (Enemies) === | ||
*[[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia|Russland]] - NEIN NEIN NEIN! STOP INAVDING [[File:Ukraine-icon.png]] [[Ukraine]] IMMEDIETLY! But ich am not going to invade yuo again, ich habe changed. | |||
*[[File:North Korea-icon.png]] [[North Korea|Nordkorea]] - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion! | |||
*[[File:Nazi Germany-icon.png]] [[German Third Reich|Nazi Deutschland]] - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!! | |||
*[[file:Brazil-icon.png]] [[Brazil|Brasilien]] (in football) - HAHAHAHA, ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! <s>this is only war crime ich not sorry about</s> | |||
*{{GetIcon|Serbia}} [[Serbia|Serbien]] - Ich hasse du, [[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia|Russian]] puppet! | |||
== Wissenswertes (Trivia) == | == Wissenswertes (Trivia) == | ||
* There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰 | * There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰 | ||
* [[File:German-icon.png]] German is the third most widely taught language in the world. | * [[File:German-icon.png]] [[German Language|German]] is the third most widely taught language in the world. | ||
* Germany has been called the “Land of Poets and Thinkers.” | * Germany has been called the “Land of Poets and Thinkers.” | ||
== Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw) == | == Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw) == | ||
{{Flag|GermanyFlag.png|Flag of Germany}} | |||
{{DrawDif|easy}} | |||
# Draw a ball. | # Draw a ball. | ||
# Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: black, red, yellow. | # Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: black, red, yellow. | ||
# Add the eyes and you are done! | # Add the eyes and you are done! | ||
# Add a bottle of beer and/or glasses (optional) | # Add a bottle of beer and/or glasses (optional) | ||
# Add a working tool (optional) | |||
{| | {{FlagColour | ||
|c1 = Black | |||
|h1 = #000000 | |||
|c2 = Red | |||
|h2 = #FF0000 | |||
|c3 = Yellow | |||
|#000000 | |h3 = #FFCC00 | ||
| | }} | ||
|#FF0000 | |||
| | |||
|#FFCC00 | |||
== Informationsgalerie (Informational Gallery) == | == Informationsgalerie (Informational Gallery) == | ||
<gallery widths=150> | <gallery widths=150> | ||
GermanyMap.jpeg|Map of Germany | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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<gallery widths=150> | <gallery widths=150> | ||
Gernamy.jpeg|gernamy | Gernamy.jpeg|gernamy | ||
Germany Wörk2.png|Wörk | |||
Germany first.jpeg|amogus no visor real!!!!! | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Navigation == | |||
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[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Countries]] | |||
[[Category:Europe]] | |||
Latest revision as of 19:28, 28 November 2024
“
Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion
— 
Weird funny German guy who doesn't understand English sayings
Germany has a lot of 🦠 germs is a hard-working and honest character. He is economically strong, hence the nickname 
“Germoney”. He is also a founding figure of the 
European Union, giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺
Germany is the third largest refugee holder as of 2024, holding 2.5 million of them. But almost half of Germans believe that they are no longer welcome.
Geschichte (History)
Germany was divided during the Cold War, the west side was 
free and 
capitalist while the east side was 
totalitarian and 
communist. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the “Berlin Wall”. Because of the East’s brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany.
Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former 
East Germany, to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Germany invested over two trillion marks in the rehabilitation of the former East Germany, helping it to transition to a market economy and cleaning up the environmental degradation. By 2011 the results were mixed, with slow economic development in the East, in sharp contrast to the rapid economic growth in both west and southern Germany.
Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust industrial base, technological innovation, and a commitment to the European Union. Germany also played a crucial role in European politics, advocating for unity and stability within the EU. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of 
Right-Wing Populism due to woke mishandlings, but he remained committed to democratic values and human rights.
Germany also sent a peacekeeping force to secure stability in the Balkans and sent 
German troops to 
Afghanistan as part of a 
NATO effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the 
Taliban. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.
Germany has opened up his borders to migrants, but is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. In 2023, foreigners make up 15% of the population in Germany but accounted for 41% of violent crime suspects, with 75% of the victims being German. Germany is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊
Etymologie (Etymology)
The English word Germany derives from the 
Latin word "Germania", which came into use after 
Julius Caesar adopted it for the peoples east of the 
Rhine. The German term Deutschland, originally diutisciu land ('the German lands'), is derived from deutsch (cf. 
Dutch), descended from 
Old High German diutisc 'of the people' (from diot or diota 'people'), originally used to distinguish the language of the common people from 
Latin and its 
Romance descendants.
ẞeziehungen (Relations)
Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends)
Frankreich - MEIN WORST ENEMY!!Mein spouse, we gave birth to
EU. I love du. (starts doing a very gross kiss)
Vereinigtes Königreich - Friendly rival. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Francë hence he stayed out of our 
Eurozone, though wir always willkommen him in der europäischen familie. (Please make up your mind aßout ẞrexit!) Wir also love to drink ßier.
Österreich - Little sißling. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.- Europäische Union - Mein proud child. Inherited France's ßeautiful sophisticated culture,
Belgium's 
capital and mein efficient super science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants 
Ukraine as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most 
Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich
freund's palm oil for no reason. 
Israel - PLEASE FORGIVE ME IEIM SO SORRY!!!
-
Ok, it’s alright. Just pay me war funds
Italien - We are allies now, but historically why did yuo always of hates me? You am lazy and debts, do betrays me in war, and is not pay loan. What am do to deserve this?
Neutral
Griech - Yuo need to pay ze deßt.
- NO, I’M NOT GOING TO PAY THIS
Botswana - Why turn me to road!? Please stop give me 🐘 Elefanten plox!
Feinde (Enemies)
Russland - NEIN NEIN NEIN! STOP INAVDING Ukraine IMMEDIETLY! But ich am not going to invade yuo again, ich habe changed.
Nordkorea - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
Nazi Deutschland - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
Brasilien (in football) - HAHAHAHA, ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! this is only war crime ich not sorry about
Serbien - Ich hasse du, Russian puppet!
Wissenswertes (Trivia)
- There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰
German is the third most widely taught language in the world.- Germany has been called the “Land of Poets and Thinkers.”
Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw)
Germany has a drawing rating of easy.
- Draw a ball.
- Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: black, red, yellow.
- Add the eyes and you are done!
- Add a bottle of beer and/or glasses (optional)
- Add a working tool (optional)
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| Black | #000000 | |
| Red | #FF0000 | |
| Yellow | #FFCC00 | |
Informationsgalerie (Informational Gallery)
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Map of Germany
Galerie (Gallery)
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gernamy
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Wörk
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amogus no visor real!!!!!
| States | |
|---|---|
| Cities | |
| Historical Entities | |
| Government | |
| Political Parties | |
| Theories | |
| Languages | |
 PAY DEBTS! or else… | |
 Original Members | |
|---|---|
| Joined in Cold War | |
| Post-Cold War | |
| Other Organizations | |
 THE FOURTH REICH!!! | |
