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The EU has been cozying up to {{i|PRC}} [[People's Republic of China|PRC]] in the past decades due to economic reasons, and they are each other's largest trading partner as of 2023. This caused the EU to stay silent on China's human rights abuses.
The EU has been cozying up to {{i|PRC}} [[People's Republic of China|PRC]] in the past decades due to economic reasons, and they are each other's largest trading partner as of 2023. This caused the EU to stay silent on China's human rights abuses.
Europe suffered a massive heatwave in the {{i|Summer}} [[Summercore|summer]] of 2026, with over 1,300 dying due to Europeans not using AC units.


==Relationships==
==Relationships==

Latest revision as of 10:17, 3 July 2026

“”🇪🇺 Europe as a 🏛️ political entity will either be united, or will not be at all.
— 🇵🇱 Donald Tusk

The European Union, often shortened as the EU, is an economic and political union between multiple European states, established by 🇩🇪 Germany and 🇫🇷 France in 1993 (he is the son of them as well). He have his own currency, called the 🏳️ Euro. He contains 5.8% of 🌍 Earth's population as of 2024.

Combined, he has the second-largest economy behind 🇺🇸 USA (of course) and has the largest single market in the world. He is a member of 2️⃣ G20 and is sometimes even being described as a (potential) superpower. With many of his major achievements, he is seen as an inspiration for other supernational unions such as 🪙 ASEAN (not really, ASEAN formed earlier), 🌍 African Union, and 🇷🇺 Vodka Union. He has many 🏥 welfare programs that have become untenable.

The European Union, especially his flag, is sometimes used to represent 🇪🇺 Europe as a whole. He's an 🧬 inbred due to his 🇩🇪 parents 🇫🇷 being cousins.

History

20th Century

After WWII, European integration was seen as an antidote to the ⛳️ extreme nationalism which had devastated the 🇪🇺 continent. 1952 saw the creation of 🇪🇺 European Coal and Steel Community, which was declared to be a first step in the 🇪🇺 federation of Europe.

In 1957, the founding members signed the Treaty of 🇮🇹 Rome, which created the 🇪🇺 European Economic Community and established a customs union.

They also signed another pact creating the 🇪🇺 European Atomic Energy Community (Euratom) for cooperation in developing nuclear energy. 🇪🇺 EEC and 🇪🇺 Euratom were created separately from 🇪🇺 ECSC, although they shared the same courts and the 🇪🇺 Common Assembly. In 1965 an agreement was reached and on 1 July 1967, the Merger Treaty created a single set of institutions for the three communities, which were collectively referred to as the European Communities.

21st Century

In the 21st century, EU is going though a series of crises, like the 🇸🇾 Syrian refugees, 🇬🇧 Brexit, 🏳️ Eurozone, and the ⚔️ War in 🇺🇦 Donbas 🇷🇺🇷🇺, a 🪖 military intervention between 🇷🇺 Russia and 🇺🇦 Ukraine.

During the 2008 financial crisis, the 🇨🇳 PRC exploited weaker European economies that were in urgent need of foreign investment. The ☭ Party injected large sums of money into these countries in exchange for compromises on issues such as international rule of law and human rights. It used this method to create and expand the divisions among European countries and then reaped the benefits. Countries targeted by the CCP include 🇬🇷 Greece, 🇪🇸 Spain, 🇮🇹 Italy, and 🇭🇺 Hungary.

In 2008, 🇷🇺 Russia invaded 🇬🇪 Georgia, but still the EU didn't care enough to build up his military. This goes the same for ⰰ Crimea in 2014, and like usual, EU insisted on doing business instead.

The 🇬🇧 United Kingdom left the EU in 2020, and cracks are beginning to show. Now, 🇩🇪 Germany and 🇫🇷 France aware the biggest powers in the EU, and a lot of other EU states aren't happy about that, especially since France and Germany can't agree on anything.

In 2020 EU sanctioned 🇪🇹 Ethiopia due to things related to the ☭ Tigray conflict.

After the economic crisis caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, the EU leaders agreed for the first time to create common debt to finance the European Recovery Program called Next Generation EU (NGEU).

In 2022, 🇷🇺 Russia invaded 🇺🇦 Ukraine, but still the EU held back on ramping up his own military. It was only when 🇺🇸 Donald J. Trump came into office as 🇺🇸 US's new president in 2024 that Europe finally began to spend more on military.

The EU has been cozying up to 🇨🇳 PRC in the past decades due to economic reasons, and they are each other's largest trading partner as of 2023. This caused the EU to stay silent on China's human rights abuses.

Europe suffered a massive heatwave in the 🌞 summer of 2026, with over 1,300 dying due to Europeans not using AC units.

Relationships

Friends

  • ☭ East Germany - Big uncle (although he's a ☭ communist). He;s dead now.
  • 🏛️ Roman Empire - 📜 Historical inspiration. Everyone tells me that he is the first mythical figure and prefecture of 🇪🇺 Europe.
  • 🇩🇪 Germany - My father! Taught me about weapons and other 🪖 military stuff.
  • 🇫🇷 France - My mother! Taught me about ⛳ culture and manners.
  • 🇨🇦 Canada - Another great ally and trade partner. But seals are for cuddle, not clubble!
  • 🇧🇪 Belgium - My caretaker that I was established from 🇧🇪 his capital, wait… is he my real dad?
  • 🇺🇦 Ukraine - Yes, I am the new defender of 🗳️ democracy, now that stupid 🇺🇸 USA has backstabbed you!! I will always be on your side! Ignore the fact that I did nothing in response to the 2014 ⰰ Crimea invasion and the fact that I spend more money on 🇷🇺 Russian oil then the aid I give you. Also ignore that I have $300 billion Russian assets that I refuse to give you.

Neutral

Enemies

  • 🇬🇧 United Kingdom - You used to be our closest friend, and we entrusted yuo to be our economic capital, and rush BREXIT is how yuo repay us?! If yuo said yuo wanted to leave and wallow in yuor cultural ignorance then GET OUT YUO UNENLIGHTENED PIECES OF SCHEIßE! 🇪🇺 OPERATION SEALION 2.0 NOW! 🇪🇺 (Hope you collapse when 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland join in)
  • 🇷🇺 Eurasian Economic Union - 🇷🇺 Russia's wannabe version of mich and the second incarnation of ☭ Soviet Union but yuo'll never into like mich. REMOVE VODKA! START TAKING REFUGEES AND IMPROVE 🗺️ DIVERSITY YUO 🏁 RACIST! YUO WILL NEVER BE LIKE GLORIOUS EU! But teach me how to remove kebab plox?
  • 🇷🇺 Russia - Stop the invasion and let 🇺🇦 Ukraine joinings me! Me and my members plan to be cut from yuor natural gases soon… I spent more money in Russian oil and gas than giving aid to Ukraine.
  • 🇧🇾 Belarus - Why did you choose for 🇷🇺 Russia? Luckily their 🥤 democratic version will probably join us.
  • 💥 Islamic State - I don't understand, why do you ☠ kill innocent people? What the hell goes on in your mind? For gods' sake, I helped build your mosques and protected your rights! ☪️ Islam is a 🙏 religion of ☮️ tolerance and 🗺️ diversity, isn't it?
  • ♿️ Facebook - REMOVE MEMES AND STOP BANNING/REMOVING 🇵🇱 ONE OF MY MEMBERS! 🇪🇺 Or else. 🇪🇺
  • 🇺🇸 Donald Trump - You backstabber… FINE! I’M SPENDING MORE ON MY MILITARY NOW! HAPPY?
  • 🤡 Memers - SCRUB ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE. THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY. TAKE THEM AWAY!

List of Members

Current

Former

Sanctions

How to draw

Flag of Europe

European Union has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with blue
  3. Draw 12 yellow stars in the shape of a circle.
  4. Add the eyes and you are done!
  5. Replace the white with gold in the eyes (optional)
Color Name HEX
Blue #003399
Yellow #FFCC00
  • Old attempt at German history
    Old attempt at German history
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