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|Name           = {{i|Germany}} Federal Republic of Germany {{i|GermanyWork}}{{i|Germoney}}
|Name= {{i|Germany}} Federal Republic of Germany {{i|GermanyWork}}{{i|Germoney}}
|NativeName     = {{ILSize|German-icon.png|German Language}}: Bundesrepublik Deutschlandkugel
|NativeName= {{ILSize|German-icon.png|German Language}}: Bundesrepublik Deutschlandkugel
|founded = 1990
|founded= 1990
|predicon = West Germany
|predicon= West Germany
|onlypredecessor = West Germany
|onlypredecessor= West Germany
|ended =  
|ended=  
|nexticon = Reichtangle
|nexticon= Reichtangle
|onlysuccessor = Reichtangle
|onlysuccessor= Reichtangle
|image           = Germany.png
|image= Germany.png
|Caption         = Wörk, wörk, wörk.
|Caption= Wörk, wörk, wörk.
|Alias           = {{SB}}{{i|Germoney}} [[Capitalism|Germoney]]<br>{{i|Berlin}} [[Berlin|Berlin Republic]]<br>Kraut<br>History of Germany since 1990<br>History of Germany (1990-present)<br>{{Alias|Satirism-icon.png|Satirism|The Birth of {{I|Nazi Germany}} [[Nazism|Nazists]]}}<br>{{Alias|Gumball-icon.png|Gumballism|A music band}}
|Alias= {{Scroll|{{i|Germoney}} [[Capitalism|Germoney]]<br>{{i|Berlin}} [[Berlin|Berlin Republic]]<br>Kraut<br>History of Germany since 1990<br>History of Germany (1990-present)<br>Land of Poets and Thinkers<br>{{Alias|Satirism-icon.png|Satirism|The Birth of {{I|Nazi Germany}} [[Nazism|Nazists]]<ref>This joke is considered to be overused.</ref>}}<br>{{Alias|Gumball-icon.png|Gumballism|A music band}}}}
|TimeofExist    = 3 October 1990 - Present
|Time= 3 October 1990 – Present
|Government     = {{i|Federalism}}{{i|Parliament}}{{i|Republic}} [[Federalism|Federal]] [[Parliamentarianism|Parliamentary]] [[Republicanism|Republic]]
|Government= {{i|Federalism}}{{i|Parliament}}{{i|Republic}} [[Federalism|Federal]] [[Parliamentarianism|Parliamentary]] [[Republicanism|Republic]]
|Languages       ='''Official:'''<br>
|Languages= '''Official:'''<br>
{{i|German}} [[German Language|German]]
{{i|German}} [[German Language|German]]
|Affiliation     = {{SB}}
|Affiliation= {{Scroll|
*{{i|EU}} [[European Union]]
*{{i|EU}} [[European Union]]
*{{i|UN}} [[United Nations]]
*{{i|UN}} [[United Nations]]
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*{{i|Interpol}} [[Interpol]]
*{{i|Interpol}} [[Interpol]]
*{{i|OTS}} <s>[[Organization of Turkic States|Turkic States]]</s>
*{{i|OTS}} <s>[[Organization of Turkic States|Turkic States]]</s>
|Religions       = {{SB}}
}}
|Religions= {{Scroll|
*{{i|Christianity}} [[Christianity]]
*{{i|Christianity}} [[Christianity]]
**{{i|Protestantism}} [[Protestantism]]
**{{i|Protestantism}} [[Protestantism]]
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*{{i|Atheism}} [[Atheism]]
*{{i|Atheism}} [[Atheism]]
*<big>🍺</big> <s>[[Alcoholism|Beerism]]</s>
*<big>🍺</big> <s>[[Alcoholism|Beerism]]</s>
|Friends        = {{SB}}{{i|France}} [[France|Spouse<s>/Cousin</s>]]<br>{{i|EU}} [[European Union|Child]]<br>{{i|Austria}} [[Austria]]<br>{{i|Poland}} [[Poland]]<br>{{i|Israel}} [[Israel|Jew]]<br>{{i|Croatia}} [[Croatia]]<br>{{i|Romania}} [[Romania]]<br>{{i|Georgia}} [[Georgia]]<br>{{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]]<br>{{i|Belgium}} [[Belgium]]<br>{{i|Netherlands}} [[Netherlands]]<br>{{i|Sweden}} [[Sweden]]<br>{{i|Denmark}} [[Denmark]]<br>{{i|Ireland}} [[Ireland]]<br>{{i|UK}} [[United Kingdom]]<br>{{i|South Korea}} [[South Korea|Work buddy]]<br>{{i|Japan}} [[Japan]]<br>{{i|Italy}} [[Italy]]<br>{{i|Turkey}} [[Türkiye|Kebab]]<br>{{i|Vietnam}} [[Vietnam]]<br>{{i|Taiwan}} [[Taiwan]]
}}
|Enemies         = {{SB}}{{i|Russia}} [[Russia]] (2022 onwards)<br>{{i|Belarus}} [[Belarus]]<br>{{i|Serbia}} [[Serbia]]<br>{{i|Palestine}} [[Palestine]]<br>{{i|Nazi Germany}} [[German Third Reich|My Evil Parent]]<br>{{i|ISIS}} [[Islamic State]]<br>{{i|AfghanTaliban}} [[Taliban]]<br>{{I|Taiwan}} [[Taiwan#納粹同情 (Nazi Sympathies)|STOP SUPPORTING NAZI]] (sometimes)
|Capital= {{i|Berlin}} [[Berlin]]
|Likes           ={{SB}}Beer, sausages, {{i|GermanyWork}} [[#Wissenswertes (Trivia)|wörk]], creepy/graphic fairy tales, bread, making buildings from bricks
|Gender= Male
|Dislikes       ={{SB}}{{i|Nazi}} [[German Third Reich|Nazi]] Jokes, {{i|Greece}} [[Greece|UNPAID DEBTS]], {{i|Patriotism}} [[patriotism]]
|Friends= {{Scroll|{{i|France}} [[France|Spouse<s>/Cousin</s>]]<br>{{i|EU}} [[European Union|Child]]<br>{{i|Austria}} [[Austria]]<br>{{i|Poland}} [[Poland]]<br>{{i|Israel}} [[Israel|Jew]]<br>{{i|Croatia}} [[Croatia]]<br>{{i|Romania}} [[Romania]]<br>{{i|Georgia}} [[Georgia]]<br>{{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]]<br>{{i|Belgium}} [[Belgium]]<br>{{i|Netherlands}} [[Netherlands]]<br>{{i|Sweden}} [[Sweden]]<br>{{i|Denmark}} [[Denmark]]<br>{{i|Ireland}} [[Ireland]]<br>{{i|UK}} [[United Kingdom]]<br>{{i|South Korea}} [[South Korea|Work buddy]]<br>{{i|Japan}} [[Japan]]<br>{{i|Italy}} [[Italy]]<br>{{i|Turkey}} [[Türkiye|Kebab]]<br>{{i|Vietnam}} [[Vietnam]]<br>{{i|Taiwan}} [[Taiwan]]}}
|Preceded       = {{AL}}{{i|West Germany}} [[West Germany]]<br>
|Enemies= {{Scroll|{{i|Russia}} [[Russia]] (2022 onwards)<br>{{i|Belarus}} [[Belarus]]<br>{{i|Serbia}} [[Serbia]]<br>{{i|Palestine}} [[Palestine]]<br>{{i|Nazi Germany}} [[German Third Reich|My Evil Parent]]<br>{{i|ISIS}} [[Islamic State]]<br>{{i|AfghanTaliban}} [[Taliban]]<br>{{I|Taiwan}} [[Taiwan#納粹同情 (Nazi Sympathies)|STOP SUPPORTING NAZI]] (sometimes, not really)}}
{{i|East Germany}} [[East Germany]]</div>
|Likes= Beer, sausages, {{i|GermanyWork}} [[#Wissenswertes (Trivia)|wörk]], creepy/graphic fairy tales, bread, making buildings from bricks
|Succeeded       ={{i|Reichtangle}} <s>[[European Union|Fourth Reich]]</s>
|Dislikes= {{i|Nazi}} [[German Third Reich|Nazi]] jokes, {{i|Greece}} [[Greece|UNPAID DEBTS]], {{i|Patriotism}} [[patriotism]]
|themecolor = #9f4500
|Preceded= {{AL|{{i|West Germany}} [[West Germany]]<br>{{i|East Germany}} [[East Germany]]}}
|textcolor = #ffffff
|Succeeded= {{i|Reichtangle}} <s>[[European Union|Fourth Reich]]</s>
|Capital = {{i|Berlin}} [[Berlin]]
|themecolor= #9f4500
|Gender=Male
|textcolor= #ffffff
}}{{Quote|Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion|{{i|GermanyWork}} [[German Language|Flula]], who doesn't understand {{i|EnglishL}} [[English Language|English]] sayings}}'''Germany''' <s>has a lot of 🦠 germs</s> is a hard-working and honest character with bad temper. He is economically strong, hence the nickname {{i|Germoney}} "Germoney". He is also a founding figure of the {{i|EU}} [[European Union]], giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺
}}{{Quote|Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion|{{i|GermanyWork}} [[German Language|Flula]], who doesn't understand {{i|EnglishL}} [[English Language|English]] sayings}}'''Germany''' <s>has a lot of 🦠 germs</s> is a {{i|Dem}} [[Democracy|democratic]] {{i|Republic}} [[Republicanism|republic]] located in {{i|WestEurope}} [[Western Europe]]. He is a hard-working and honest character with bad temper. He is economically strong, hence the nickname {{i|Germoney}} "[[Capitalism|Germoney]]". He is also a founding figure of the {{i|EU}} [[European Union]], giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺


Germany is the third largest refugee holder as of 2024, holding 2.5 million of them. But almost half of Germans believe that they are no longer welcome because of the consequences of Germany's immigration policies, which saw a significant surge in migrant crimes.
Germany is the third largest refugee holder as of 2024, holding 2.5 million of them. But almost half of Germans believe that they are no longer welcome because of the consequences of Germany's immigration policies, which saw a significant surge in migrant crimes.


== Geschichte (History) ==
==Geschichte (History)==
Germany was divided during the Cold War, the west side was {{i|Dem}} [[Democracy|free]] and {{i|Capitalism}} [[Capitalism|capitalist]] while the east side was {{i|Totalitarianism}} [[Totalitarianism|totalitarian]] and {{i|Communism}} [[Communism|communist]]. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the "Berlin Wall". Because of the East’s brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany.
Germany was divided during the Cold War, the {{i|Western Bloc}} [[Western Bloc|west side]] was {{i|Dem}} [[Democracy|free]] and {{i|Capitalism}} [[Capitalism|capitalist]] while the {{i|East Germany}} [[East Germany|east side]] was {{i|Totalitarianism}} [[Totalitarianism|totalitarian]] and {{i|Communism}} [[Communism|communist]]. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the "{{i|Berlin}} [[Berlin]] Wall". Because of the East's brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany.


Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former {{i|East Germany}} [[East Germany]], to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Germany invested over two trillion marks in the rehabilitation of the former East Germany, helping the place to transition to a market economy and cleaning up the environmental degradation.
Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former {{i|East Germany}} [[East Germany]], to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Germany invested over two trillion marks in the rehabilitation of the former East Germany, helping the place to transition to a {{i|Free Market}} [[Free Market|market economy]] and cleaning up the {{i|AntiEnvi}} [[Anti-Environmentalism|environmental degradation]].


Germany sent a peacekeeping force to secure stability in the Balkans in the mid-1990s and sent {{i|GermanArmy}} [[German Army|German troops]] to {{i|IRAfghan}} [[Islamic Republic of Afghanistan|Afghanistan]] as part of a {{i|NATO}} [[NATO]] effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the {{i|AfghanTaliban}} [[Taliban]] in 2001. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of Europe. He now is the most popular figure in Europe. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.
Germany sent a {{i|Pacifism}} [[Pacifism|peacekeeping]] force to secure stability in the Balkans in the mid-1990s and sent {{i|GermanArmy}} [[German Army|German troops]] to {{i|IRAfghan}} [[Islamic Republic of Afghanistan|Afghanistan]] as part of a {{i|NATO}} [[NATO]] effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the {{i|AfghanTaliban}} [[Taliban]] in 2001. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of {{i|Europe}} [[Europe]]. He now is the most popular figure in the continent. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.


In 2009, the German government approved a €50 billion stimulus plan.
In 2009, the German government approved a €50 billion stimulus plan.
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By 2011, the results of the reconstruction and development program were mixed, with slow economic development in the East, in sharp contrast to the rapid economic growth in both west and southern Germany.
By 2011, the results of the reconstruction and development program were mixed, with slow economic development in the East, in sharp contrast to the rapid economic growth in both west and southern Germany.


Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust industrial base, technological innovation, and a commitment to the {{i|EU}} [[European Union]]. Germany also played a crucial role in European politics, advocating for unity and stability within the EU. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of {{i|Rpop}} [[Right-Wing Populism]] due to woke mishandlings, but he remained committed to {{i|Dem}} [[Democracy|democratic]] values and human rights <s>or so he claims…</s>.
Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust {{i|Industrialism}} [[Industrialism|industrial base]], {{i|Technocracy}} [[Technocracy|technological innovation]], and a commitment to the {{i|EU}} [[European Union]]. Germany also played a crucial role in European {{i|Politics}} [[politics]], advocating for {{i|EuroFed}} [[European Federalism|unity and stability]] within the EU. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of {{i|Rpop}} [[Right-Wing Populism]] due to mishandlings related to {{i|ModernLeft}} [[Western New Left|woke policies]], but he remained committed to {{i|Dem}} [[Democracy|democratic]] values and human rights <s>or so he claims…</s>.


Germany has opened up his borders to mass immigration; during the 2015 European migrant crisis the country took in over a million refugees and migrants. But he is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. In 2023, foreigners make up 15% of the population in Germany but accounted for 41% of violent crime suspects, with 75% of the victims being German. Germany is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊
Germany has opened up his borders to mass immigration; during the 2015 European migrant crisis the country took in over a million refugees and migrants. But he is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. In 2023, foreigners make up 15% of the population in Germany but accounted for 41% of {{i|Aggression}} [[Aggressionism|violent]] {{i|Illegalism}} [[Illegalism|crime]] suspects, with 75% of the victims being German. Germany is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊


== Etymologie (Etymology) ==
==Etymologie (Etymology)==
The {{i|EnglishL}} [[English Language|English]] word ''Germany'' derives from the {{i|Roman Empire}} [[Roman Empire|Latin]] word "Germania", which came into use after {{i|Roman Imperialism}} [[Caesarism|Julius Caesar]] adopted it for the peoples east of the {{i|River}} [[Rhine River|Rhine]]. The German term ''Deutschland'', originally diutisciu land ('the German lands'), is derived from deutsch (cf. {{i|DutchL}} [[Dutch Language|Dutch]]), descended from {{i|Germania}} [[Old High German]] diutisc 'of the people' (from diot or diota 'people'), originally used to distinguish the language of the common people from {{i|Latin}} [[Latin Language|Latin]] and its {{i|RomeEmp2}} [[Romance Languages|Romance]] descendants.
The {{i|EnglishL}} [[English Language|English]] word ''Germany'' derives from the {{i|Latin}} [[Latin Language|Latin]] word "Germania", which came into use after {{i|Caesar}} [[Julius Caesarism|Julius Caesar]] adopted it for the peoples east of the {{i|River}} [[Rhine River|Rhine]]. The German term ''Deutschland'', originally diutisciu land ('the German lands'), is derived from deutsch (cf. {{i|DutchL}} [[Dutch Language|Dutch]]), descended from {{i|Germania}} [[Old High German]] diutisc 'of the people' (from diot or diota 'people'), originally used to distinguish the language of the common people from Latin and his {{i|RomeEmp2}} [[Romance Languages|Romance]] descendants.


== ẞeziehungen (Relations) ==
==ẞeziehungen (Relations)==
=== Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends) ===
===Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends)===
*{{i|France}} [[France|Frankreich]] - <s>MEIN WORST ENEMY!!</s> Mein spouse, we gave birth to {{i|EU}} [[European Union|EU]]. I love du. <s>We both come from {{i|Frankish}} [[Francia|Frankish Empire]].</s><ref>{{i|Incest}} [[Incest|Cousin marriage]] is {{i|Illegalism}} [[Illegalism|illegal]] in many places nowadays. Though they are very far cousins, since {{i|East Francia}} [[East Francia]] and {{i|West Francia}} [[West Francia]] can be interpreted as the great-great-great forefathers of these two. Still, East Francia is {{I|GermanL}} [[Germanic Languages|Germanic]] and West Francia is {{I|Latin}} [[Romance Languages|romantic]].</ref>
*{{i|France}} [[France|Frankreich]] - <s>MEIN WORST ENEMY!!</s> Mein spouse, we gave birth to {{i|EU}} [[European Union|EU]]. I love du. <s>We both come from {{i|Frankish}} [[Francia|Frankish Empire]].</s><ref>{{i|Incest}} [[Incest|Cousin marriage]] is {{i|Illegalism}} [[Illegalism|illegal]] in many places nowadays. Though they are very far cousins, since {{i|East Francia}} [[East Francia]] and {{i|West Francia}} [[West Francia]] can be interpreted as the great-great-great forefathers of these two. Still, East Francia is {{I|GermanL}} [[Germanic Languages|Germanic]] and West Francia is {{I|Latin}} [[Romance Languages|romantic]].</ref>
*{{i|UK}} [[United Kingdom|Vereinigtes Königreich]] - Friendly rival. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with {{i|France}} [[France|Francë]] hence he stayed out of our {{i|Eurozone}} [[Eurozone]], though wir always willkommen him in {{i|EU}} [[European Union|der europäischen familie]]. (Please make up your mind aßout ẞrexit!) Wir also love to drink ßier.
*{{i|UK}} [[United Kingdom|Vereinigtes Königreich]] - Friendly rival. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with {{i|France}} [[France|Francë]] hence he stayed out of our {{i|Eurozone}} [[Eurozone]], though wir always willkommen him in {{i|EU}} [[European Union|der europäischen familie]]. (Please make up your mind aßout ẞrexit!) Wir also love to drink ßier.
*{{i|Austria}} [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little sißling. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.
*{{i|Austria}} [[Austria|Österreich]] - Little ßrother. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.
*{{i|EU}} [[European Union|Europäische Union]] - Mein proud child. Inherited {{i|France}} [[France]]'s ßeautiful sophisticated culture, {{i|Belgium}} [[Belgium]]'s {{i|Brussels}} [[Brussels|capital]] and mein efficient super science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants {{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]] as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior military tactics- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most {{i|RussiaHat}} [[Russia|Russian]] Invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud - are strönk. <s>But yuo banned mich {{i|Malaysia}} [[Malaysia|freund]]'s palm oil for no reason.</s>
*{{i|EU}} [[European Union|Europäische Union]] - Mein proud child. Inherited {{i|France}} [[France]]'s ßeautiful sophisticated {{i|CultNat}} [[Cultrual Nationalism|culture]], {{i|Belgium}} [[Belgium]]'s {{i|Brussels}} [[Brussels|capital]] and mein efficient super {{i|Scientocracy}} [[Scientocracy|science]], the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants {{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]] as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior {{i|Militarism}} [[Militarism|military]] tactics— so far he has scored a 100% grade on most {{i|RussiaHat}} [[Russia|Russian]] invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud — are strönk. <s>But yuo banned mich {{i|Malaysia}} [[Malaysia|freund]]'s palm oil for no reason.</s>
*{{i|Israel}} [[Israel]] - '''PLEASE FORGIVE ME ICH BIN SO SORRY!!!'''
*{{i|Israel}} [[Israel]] - '''PLEASE FORGIVE ME ICH BIN SO SORRY!!!'''
**{{Alias|Israel-icon.png|Israel|Ok, it’s alright. Just pay me war funds}}
**{{Alias|Israel-icon.png|Israel|Ok, it's alright. Just pay me {{i|War}} [[war]] funds}}
*{{i|Italy}} [[Italy|Italien]] - We are allies now, but historically why did yuo always of hates me? You am lazy and debts, do betrays me in war, and is not pay loan. What am do to deserve this?
*{{i|Italy}} [[Italy|Italien]] - We are allies now, but {{i|Historicism}} [[Historicism|historically]] why did yuo always of hates me? You am lazy and debts, do betrays me in {{i|War}} [[war]], and is not pay loan. What am do to deserve this?
**{{Alias|Italy-icon.png|Italy|*flashback to {{i|Germania}} [[Germanics]] killing {{i|Roman Empire}} [[Roman Empire|Rome]]*}}
**{{Alias|Italy-icon.png|Italy|*flashback to {{i|Germania}} [[Germanics]] killing {{i|Roman Empire}} [[Roman Empire|Rome]]*}}


=== Neutral ===
===Neutral===
*{{i|Greece}} [[Greece|Griech]] - Yuo need to pay ze deßt.
*{{i|Greece}} [[Greece|Griech]] - Yuo need to pay ze deßt.
**{{Alias|Greece-icon.png|Greece|NO, I’M NOT GOING TO PAY THIS}}
**{{Alias|Greece-icon.png|Greece|NO, I'M NOT GOING TO PAY THIS}}
*{{i|Botswana}} [[Botswana]] - Why turn me to road!? Please stop give me 🐘 Elefanten plox!
*{{i|Botswana}} [[Botswana]] - Why turn me to road!? Please stop give me 🐘 Elefanten plox!
*{{i|Islam}} [[Islam]] - I is allow yuo to be in mich clay, lots of you… but now I feel like there’s too many of you demanding sharia law… AND VVHY YUO PROTEST AGAINST CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS?! IS OUR TRADITION!! THIS IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY AND YUO SHOULD BE THANKFUL I EVEN LET YUO IMMIGRANTS IN! And mein stupiß politicians still won't do anything!!
*{{i|Islam}} [[Islam]] - I is allow yuo to be in mich clay, lots of you… but now I feel like there's too many of you demanding {{i|IslamTheo}} [[Islamic Theocracy|sharia law]]… AND VVHY YUO PROTEST AGAINST CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS?! IS OUR TRADITION!! AND STOP {{i|Rape}} [[Rapeism|RAPING]] OUR {{i|Female}} [[Female|WOMEN]]!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY AND YUO SHOULD BE THANKFUL I EVEN LET YUO IMMIGRANTS IN! And mein stupiß {{i|Politics}} [[Politics|politicians]] still won't do anything!!


=== Feinde (Enemies) ===
===Feinde (Enemies)===
*{{i|Russia}} [[Russia|Russland]] - NEIN NEIN NEIN! STOP INAVDING {{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]] IMMEDIETLY! But ich am not going to invade yuo again, ich habe changed.
*{{i|Russia}} [[Russia|Russland]] - '''NEIN NEIN NEIN!''' STOP INVADING {{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]] '''IMMEDIATELY!''' But ich am not going to invade yuo again, ich habe changed.
*{{i|North Korea}} [[North Korea|Nordkorea]] - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
*{{i|NKorea}} [[North Korea|Nordkorea]] - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
*{{i|Nazi Germany}} [[German Third Reich|Nazi Deutschland]] - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
*{{i|Nazi}} [[German Third Reich|Nazi Deutschland]] - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
*{{i|Brazil}} [[Brazil|Brasilien]] (in football) - ÖH, <b>JAAAAAAAAA!!!!!</b> ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! <s>this is only war crime ich not sorry about</s>
*{{i|Brazil}} [[Brazil|Brasilien]] (in football) - ÖH, '''JAAAAAAAAA!!!!!''' ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! <s>zhis is only war crime ich not sorry about</s>
*{{I|Taiwan}} [[Taiwan]] - STOP SHOWING {{i|Nazi}} [[Nazism|NAZI]] SYMBOLS AND TAKE INSPIRATIONS FROM NAZISTS OR ICH WILL SANCTION YOU.
*{{I|Taiwan}} [[Taiwan]] (sometimes) - STOP SHOWING {{i|Nazi}} [[Nazism|NAZI]] SYMBOLS AND TAKE INSPIRATIONS FROM NAZISTS OR MEIN EMBASSY VILL SANCTION DU.
*{{I|Serbia}} [[Serbia|Serbien]] - Ich hasse du, {{i|Russia}} [[Russia|Russian]] puppet!
*{{I|Serbia}} [[Serbia|Serbien]] - Ich hasse du, {{i|Russia}} [[Russia|Russian]] puppet!


== Wissenswertes (Trivia) ==
==Wissenswertes (Trivia)==
*There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰
*There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰
*{{i|German}} [[German Language|German]] is the third most widely taught language in the world.
*Germany has been called the "Land of Poets and Thinkers".
*Germany has been called the "Land of Poets and Thinkers".


== Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw) ==
==Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw)==
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{{Flag|GermanyFlag.png|Flag of Germany}}
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|c2 = Red
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|h2 = #DD0000
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|c3 = Yellow
|c3= Yellow
|h3 = #FFCE00
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== Galerie (Gallery) ==
==Galerie (Gallery)==
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== Notes ==
==Notes==
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== Navigation ==
==Navigation==
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Latest revision as of 06:42, 5 December 2025

“”Your mouth is filled with måny objeks of krunching and destruncktion
— 🏳️ Flula, who doesn't understand 🏳️ English sayings

Germany has a lot of 🦠 germs is a 🏳️ democratic 🏳️ republic located in 🏳️ Western Europe. He is a hard-working and honest character with bad temper. He is economically strong, hence the nickname 🏳️ "Germoney". He is also a founding figure of the 🏳️ European Union, giving monies and trying to keep everyone together. All this work usually makes him stressful, so he drinks a lot of beer. 🍺

Germany is the third largest refugee holder as of 2024, holding 2.5 million of them. But almost half of Germans believe that they are no longer welcome because of the consequences of Germany's immigration policies, which saw a significant surge in migrant crimes.

Geschichte (History)

Germany was divided during the Cold War, the 🏳️ west side was 🏳️ free and 🏳️ capitalist while the 🏳️ east side was 🏳️ totalitarian and 🏳️ communist. The two parts were divided by a wall known as the "🏳️ Berlin Wall". Because of the East's brutal communist rule, people began to protest and eventually the government gave up, letting people smash and tear the wall apart. Finally, the East and the West were united in one Germany.

Following the unification in 1990, Germany faced the significant challenge of integrating the two vastly different economic and social systems of East and West. He embarked on a massive reconstruction and development program, particularly in the former 🏳️ East Germany, to address economic disparities and modernize infrastructure. Germany invested over two trillion marks in the rehabilitation of the former East Germany, helping the place to transition to a 🏳️ market economy and cleaning up the 🏳️ environmental degradation.

Germany sent a 🏳️ peacekeeping force to secure stability in the Balkans in the mid-1990s and sent 🏳️ German troops to 🏳️ Afghanistan as part of a 🏳️ NATO effort to provide security in that country after the ousting of the 🏳️ Taliban in 2001. While apologizing for WWII, Germany built a stable economy and a stable relation with most of 🏳️ Europe. He now is the most popular figure in the continent. He also became powerful, but he only uses his power for good.

In 2009, the German government approved a €50 billion stimulus plan.

By 2011, the results of the reconstruction and development program were mixed, with slow economic development in the East, in sharp contrast to the rapid economic growth in both west and southern Germany.

Over the years, Germany emerged as a leading economic powerhouse in Europe, driven by his robust 🏳️ industrial base, 🏳️ technological innovation, and a commitment to the 🏳️ European Union. Germany also played a crucial role in European 🏳️ politics, advocating for 🏳️ unity and stability within the EU. Socially, Germany dealt with issues such as immigration, demographic changes, and the rise of 🏳️ Right-Wing Populism due to mishandlings related to 🏳️ woke policies, but he remained committed to 🏳️ democratic values and human rights or so he claims….

Germany has opened up his borders to mass immigration; during the 2015 European migrant crisis the country took in over a million refugees and migrants. But he is facing consequences. Migrants are now causing havoc in the country. In 2023, foreigners make up 15% of the population in Germany but accounted for 41% of 🏳️ violent 🏳️ crime suspects, with 75% of the victims being German. Germany is also experiencing lots of flooding. 🌊

Etymologie (Etymology)

The 🏳️ English word Germany derives from the 🏳️ Latin word "Germania", which came into use after 🏳️ Julius Caesar adopted it for the peoples east of the 🏳️ Rhine. The German term Deutschland, originally diutisciu land ('the German lands'), is derived from deutsch (cf. 🏳️ Dutch), descended from 🗡️ Old High German diutisc 'of the people' (from diot or diota 'people'), originally used to distinguish the language of the common people from Latin and his 🏳️ Romance descendants.

ẞeziehungen (Relations)

Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends)

  • 🏳️ Frankreich - MEIN WORST ENEMY!! Mein spouse, we gave birth to 🏳️ EU. I love du. We both come from 🏳️ Frankish Empire.[2]
  • 🏳️ Vereinigtes Königreich - Friendly rival. He does not really want to interfere in our family issues with 🏳️ Francë hence he stayed out of our 🏳️ Eurozone, though wir always willkommen him in 🏳️ der europäischen familie. (Please make up your mind aßout ẞrexit!) Wir also love to drink ßier.
  • 🏳️ Österreich - Little ßrother. Mein ßester freund (also the guy who got me into ßoth World Wars). Alpine version of me.
  • 🏳️ Europäische Union - Mein proud child. Inherited 🏳️ France's ßeautiful sophisticated 🏳️ culture, 🏳️ Belgium's 🏳️ capital and mein efficient super 🏳️ science, the ßest of three worlds possessing all of our genius. Also wants 🏳️ Ukraine as his birthday present. Ich am still teaching them mein superior 🏳️ military tactics— so far he has scored a 100% grade on most 🏳️ Russian invasion training scenarios. Ich ßin proud — are strönk. But yuo banned mich 🏳️ freund's palm oil for no reason.
  • 🏳️ Israel - PLEASE FORGIVE ME ICH BIN SO SORRY!!!
    • Ok, it's alright. Just pay me 🏳️ war funds
  • 🏳️ Italien - We are allies now, but 🏳️ historically why did yuo always of hates me? You am lazy and debts, do betrays me in 🏳️ war, and is not pay loan. What am do to deserve this?

Neutral

  • 🏳️ Griech - Yuo need to pay ze deßt.
    • NO, I'M NOT GOING TO PAY THIS
  • 🏳️ Botswana - Why turn me to road!? Please stop give me 🐘 Elefanten plox!
  • 🏳️ Islam - I is allow yuo to be in mich clay, lots of you… but now I feel like there's too many of you demanding 🏳️ sharia law… AND VVHY YUO PROTEST AGAINST CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS?! IS OUR TRADITION!! AND STOP 🏳️ RAPING OUR 🏳️ WOMEN!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY AND YUO SHOULD BE THANKFUL I EVEN LET YUO IMMIGRANTS IN! And mein stupiß 🏳️ politicians still won't do anything!!

Feinde (Enemies)

  • 🏳️ Russland - NEIN NEIN NEIN! STOP INVADING 🏳️ Ukraine IMMEDIATELY! But ich am not going to invade yuo again, ich habe changed.
  • 🏳️ Nordkorea - Stop the nuclear threats! Or face destruktion!
  • 🏳️ Nazi Deutschland - MEIN WORST FATHER EVER!!!
  • 🏳️ Brasilien (in football) - ÖH, JAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ICH ßEATED YUO IN FOOTBALL GAME, CRY ABOUT IT!!! zhis is only war crime ich not sorry about
  • 🏳️ Taiwan (sometimes) - STOP SHOWING 🏳️ NAZI SYMBOLS AND TAKE INSPIRATIONS FROM NAZISTS OR MEIN EMBASSY VILL SANCTION DU.
  • 🏳️ Serbien - Ich hasse du, 🏳️ Russian puppet!

Wissenswertes (Trivia)

  • There are more than 20,000 castles in Germany. 🏰
  • Germany has been called the "Land of Poets and Thinkers".

Wie Man Zeichnet (How to draw)

Flag of Germany

Germany has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill the ball with three horizontal stripes of color top-to-bottom in the following order: black, red, yellow.
  3. Add the eyes and you are done!
  4. Add a bottle of beer and/or glasses (optional)
  5. Add a working tool (optional)
Color Name HEX
Black #000000
Red #DD0000
Yellow #FFCE00

Galerie (Gallery)

  • gernamy
    gernamy
  • Wörk
    Wörk
  • amogus no visor real!!!!!
    amogus no visor real!!!!!
  • Turn reigntangal!!
    Turn reigntangal!!
  • Old attempt at German history
    Old attempt at German history
  • By LB HD Mapper
    By LB HD Mapper

  • Map of Germany
    Map of Germany

Notes

  1. ↑ This joke is considered to be overused.
  2. ↑ 🏳️ Cousin marriage is 🏳️ illegal in many places nowadays. Though they are very far cousins, since 🏳️ East Francia and 🏳️ West Francia can be interpreted as the great-great-great forefathers of these two. Still, East Francia is 🏳️ Germanic and West Francia is 🏳️ romantic.
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