European Union

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โ€œโ€๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Europe as a ๐Ÿ›๏ธ political entity will either be united, or will not be at all.
โ€” ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Donald Tusk

The European Union, often shortened as the EU, is an economic and political union between multiple European states, established by ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany and ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France in 1993 (he is the son of them as well). He have his own currency, called the ๐Ÿณ๏ธ Euro. He contains 5.8% of ๐ŸŒ Earth's population as of 2024.

Combined, he has the second-largest economy behind ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA (of course) and has the largest single market in the world. He is a member of 2๏ธโƒฃ G20 and is sometimes even being described as a (potential) superpower. With many of his major achievements, he is seen as an inspiration for other supernational unions such as ๐Ÿช™ ASEAN (not really, ASEAN formed earlier), ๐ŸŒ African Union, and ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Vodka Union. He has many ๐Ÿฅ welfare programs that have become untenable.

The European Union, especially his flag, is sometimes used to represent ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Europe as a whole. He's an ๐Ÿงฌ inbred due to his ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช parents ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท being cousins.

History

20th Century

After WWII, European integration was seen as an antidote to the โ›ณ๏ธ extreme nationalism which had devastated the ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ continent. 1952 saw the creation of ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ European Coal and Steel Community, which was declared to be a first step in the ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ federation of Europe.

In 1957, the founding members signed the Treaty of ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Rome, which created the ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ European Economic Community and established a customs union.

They also signed another pact creating the ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ European Atomic Energy Community (Euratom) for cooperation in developing nuclear energy. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ EEC and ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Euratom were created separately from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ECSC, although they shared the same courts and the ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Common Assembly. In 1965 an agreement was reached and on 1 July 1967, the Merger Treaty created a single set of institutions for the three communities, which were collectively referred to as the European Communities.

21st Century

In the 21st century, EU is going though a series of crises, like the ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ Syrian refugees, ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Brexit, ๐Ÿณ๏ธ Eurozone, and the โš”๏ธ War in ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Donbas ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ, a ๐Ÿช– military intervention between ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia and ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine.

During the 2008 financial crisis, the ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ PRC exploited weaker European economies that were in urgent need of foreign investment. The โ˜ญ Party injected large sums of money into these countries in exchange for compromises on issues such as international rule of law and human rights. It used this method to create and expand the divisions among European countries and then reaped the benefits. Countries targeted by the CCP include ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Greece, ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain, ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy, and ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Hungary.

In 2008, ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia invaded ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Georgia, but still the EU didn't care enough to build up his military. This goes the same for โฐฐ Crimea in 2014, and like usual, EU insisted on doing business instead.

The ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom left the EU in 2020, and cracks are beginning to show. Now, ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany and ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France aware the biggest powers in the EU, and a lot of other EU states aren't happy about that, especially since France and Germany can't agree on anything.

In 2020 EU sanctioned ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น Ethiopia due to things related to the โ˜ญ Tigray conflict.

After the economic crisis caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, the EU leaders agreed for the first time to create common debt to finance the European Recovery Program called Next Generation EU (NGEU).

In 2022, ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia invaded ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine, but still the EU held back on ramping up his own military. It was only when ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Donald J. Trump came into office as ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ US's new president in 2024 that Europe finally began to spend more on military.

The EU has been cozying up to ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ PRC in the past decades due to economic reasons, and they are each other's largest trading partner as of 2023. This caused the EU to stay silent on China's human rights abuses.

Europe suffered a massive heatwave in the ๐ŸŒž summer of 2026, with over 1,300 dying due to Europeans not using AC units.

Relationships

Friends

  • โ˜ญ East Germany - Big uncle (although he's a โ˜ญ communist). He;s dead now.
  • ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Roman Empire - ๐Ÿ“œ Historical inspiration. Everyone tells me that he is the first mythical figure and prefecture of ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Europe.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany - My father! Taught me about weapons and other ๐Ÿช– military stuff.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France - My mother! Taught me about โ›ณ culture and manners.
  • ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada - Another great ally and trade partner. But seals are for cuddle, not clubble!
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Belgium - My caretaker that I was established from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช his capital, waitโ€ฆ is he my real dad?
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine - Yes, I am the new defender of ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ democracy, now that stupid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA has backstabbed you!! I will always be on your side! Ignore the fact that I did nothing in response to the 2014 โฐฐ Crimea invasion and the fact that I spend more money on ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russian oil then the aid I give you. Also ignore that I have $300 billion Russian assets that I refuse to give you.

Neutral

Enemies

  • ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom - You used to be our closest friend, and we entrusted yuo to be our economic capital, and rush BREXIT is how yuo repay us?! If yuo said yuo wanted to leave and wallow in yuor cultural ignorance then GET OUT YUO UNENLIGHTENED PIECES OF SCHEIรŸE! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ OPERATION SEALION 2.0 NOW! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (Hope you collapse when ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scotland join in)
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Eurasian Economic Union - ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia's wannabe version of mich and the second incarnation of โ˜ญ Soviet Union but yuo'll never into like mich. REMOVE VODKA! START TAKING REFUGEES AND IMPROVE ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ DIVERSITY YUO ๐Ÿ RACIST! YUO WILL NEVER BE LIKE GLORIOUS EU! But teach me how to remove kebab plox?
  • ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia - Stop the invasion and let ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Ukraine joinings me! Me and my members plan to be cut from yuor natural gases soonโ€ฆ I spent more money in Russian oil and gas than giving aid to Ukraine.
  • ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ Belarus - Why did you choose for ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Russia? Luckily their ๐Ÿฅค democratic version will probably join us.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฅ Islamic State - I don't understand, why do you โ˜  kill innocent people? What the hell goes on in your mind? For gods' sake, I helped build your mosques and protected your rights! โ˜ช๏ธ Islam is a ๐Ÿ™ religion of โ˜ฎ๏ธ tolerance and ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ diversity, isn't it?
  • โ™ฟ๏ธ Facebook - REMOVE MEMES AND STOP BANNING/REMOVING ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ ONE OF MY MEMBERS! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Or else. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Donald Trump - You backstabberโ€ฆ FINE! Iโ€™M SPENDING MORE ON MY MILITARY NOW! HAPPY?
  • ๐Ÿคก Memers - SCRUB ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE. THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY. TAKE THEM AWAY!

List of Members

Current

Former

Sanctions

How to draw

Flag of Europe

European Union has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with blue
  3. Draw 12 yellow stars in the shape of a circle.
  4. Add the eyes and you are done!
  5. Replace the white with gold in the eyes (optional)
Color Name HEX
Blue #003399
Yellow #FFCC00
  • Old attempt at German history
    Old attempt at German history
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