|Alias= Tacoland<br>Real life Gotham without a Batman<ref>In reference of all the cartels that run in Mexico.</ref><br>{{Alias|USA-icon.png|United States of America|Damn illegal immigrants}}<br>{{Alias|Satirism-icon.png|Satirism|Illegals in my yard}}
*{{I|OAS}} [[Organization of American States|OAS]]
*{{I|Interpol}} [[Interpol]]
*{{I|UN}} [[United Nations]]
**{{I|UNESCO}} [[UNESCO]]
**{{I|WHO}} [[World Health Organization]]
*'''Formerly:'''
**{{I|NAFTA}} [[North American Free Trade Agreement|NAFTA]]
**{{i|Western Bloc}} [[Western Bloc]]
**{{I|Allies}} [[Allied Powers]]
}}
|Religions= {{Scroll|
*{{I|Christi}} [[Christianity]]
**{{I|Catholicism}} [[Catholicism]]
**{{I|Protestantism}} [[Protestantism]]
*{{I|Atheism}} [[Atheism]]
*<big>🌮</big> <s>Tacoism</s>
*<big>🌮</big> <s>Tacoism</s>
|Friends = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Canada-icon.png]] [[Canada]]<br>[[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America]] (usually)<br>[[File:Biden-icon.png]] [[Bidenism|Thanks for not securing your border!]]<br>[[File:Spain-icon.png]] [[Spain]]<br>[[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] [[Socialist Republic of Vietnam|Vietnam]]
}}
|Enemies = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America|DELETE THIS WALL]] (sometimes, mostly in memes)
|Dislikes = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">When [[File:Trump-icon.png]] [[Trumpism|Trump]] build a wall in between their border
|Friends= {{Scroll|{{I|Canada}} [[Canada]]<br>{{I|USA}} [[United States of America]] (usually)<br>{{I|Biden}} [[Bidenism|Thanks for not securing your border!]]<br>{{I|Spain}} [[Spain]]<br>{{I|Vietnam}} [[Socialist Republic of Vietnam|Vietnam]]<br>{{I|Israel}} [[Israel]]<br>{{I|Belize}} [[Belize]]}}
|Enemies= {{I|USA}} [[United States of America|DELETE THIS WALL]] (sometimes, mostly in memes)<br>{{I|Trump}} [[Trumpism|A little illegal immigration won’t hurt…]]<br>{{i|Honduras}} [[Honduras]]
}}<b>Mexico</b>, officially the <s>Taco Republics State</s> <b>United Mexican States</b>, is a country located in North America. He likes tacos, maracas, dance and fun.
*🌮 Taco
*🌯 Burrito
*🥑 Guacamole
*🫓 Tortilla
*🧀 Nachos
*🌵 Pulque
*🧀 Quesadillas
*🦗 Chapulines
*🍲 Mole sauce
*🍫 Chocolate
*🫔 Tamales
*🍲 Pozole soup
*🌶️ Chili peppers
*🥪 Tortas
*🌽 Corn
}}
|Succeeded=
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}}'''Mexico''', officially the <s>Taco Republics State</s> '''United Mexican States''', is a {{i|NarcoCap}} [[Narco-Capitalism|cartel-infested]] country located in {{i|3ball}} [[North America]]. He likes tacos, maracas, dance and fun. In movies he is usually portrayed with orange deserts, yellow air and an overall yellow tone.
Mexico is bordered to the north by the [[File:USA-icon.png]] [[United States of America]], to the south and west by the [[File:Water-icon.png]] [[Pacific Ocean]], to the southeast by [[File:Guatemala-icon.png]] [[Guatemala]], [[File:Belize-icon.png]] [[Belize]], and the [[File:Water-icon.png]] [[Caribbean Sea]], and to the east by the [[File:River-icon.png]] [[Gulf of Mexico]]. With a population exceeding 126 million people, Mexico is the 10th most populous country in the world and the most populous [[File:Hispanic-icon.png]] [[Hispanics|Spanish]]-speaking country. His capital, [[File:MexicoCity-icon.png]] [[Mexico City]], is one of the largest and most significant cultural and financial centers globally.
Mexico is bordered to the north by the {{I|USA}} [[United States of America]], to the south and west by the {{I|Water}} [[Pacific Ocean]], to the southeast by {{I|Guatemala}} [[Guatemala]], {{I|Belize}} [[Belize]], and the {{I|Water}} [[Caribbean Sea]], and to the east by the {{I|River}} [[Gulf of Mexico]]. With a population exceeding 126 million people as of 2025, Mexico is the 10th most populous country in the {{i|Earth}} [[Earth|world]] and the most populous {{I|SpanishL}} [[Spanish Language|Spanish]]-speaking country. His capital, {{I|MexicoCity}} [[Mexico City]], is one of the largest and most significant cultural and financial centers globally.
== History ==
==History==
{{UnderCon}}
===Revolutionary/Post-Revolutionary State Formation===
=== 1911-1940 ===
In 1911, {{I|Maderism}} [[Maderism|Francisco I. Madero]] becomes {{I|Presidentialism}} [[Presidentialism|president]] after overthrowing {{I|Porfiriato}} [[Porfiriato|Porfirio Díaz]], beginning the Mexican Revolution. But in the February of 1913, Madero was assassinated, and {{I|Stratocracy}} [[Stratocracy|Victoriano Huerta]] seizes power.
In 1911, [[File:Maderism-icon.png]] [[Maderism|Francisco I. Madero]] becomes president after overthrowing [[File:Porfiriato-icon.png]] [[Porfiriato|Porfirio Díaz]], beginning the Mexican Revolution. But in the February of 1913, [[File:Maderism-icon.png]] [[Maderism|Madero]] was assassinated, and [[File:Stratocracy-icon.png]] [[Stratocracy|Victoriano]] Huerta seizes power.
1917: Promulgation of the new Mexican Constitution.
The {{I|German Empire}} [[German Empire|Germany]] tried to get Mexico to his side during WWI and attack {{I|USA}} [[United States of America|America]] in 1917, but this fails and backfires.
1920: Álvaro Obregón becomes president, marking the end of major revolutionary fighting.
1928: President Álvaro Obregón is assassinated.
1929: Formation of the Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI), which would dominate Mexican politics for much of the 20th century.
1934-1940: Presidency of Lázaro Cárdenas; nationalization of the oil industry (1938).
=== To be Sorted ===
1917 saw the promulgation of the new Mexican {{I|Constitutionalism}} [[Constitutionalism|constitution]]. In 1920, {{I|Obregon}} [[Obregónism|Álvaro Obregón]] becomes president, marking the end of major revolutionary fighting. He was re-elected but was assassinated before he could rule again in 1928.
1941-1960
1942: Mexico enters World War II on the side of the Allies.
The {{I|PRI}} [[Institutional Revolutionary Party]] (PRI) was founded in 1929. The party would dominate Mexican politics for much of the 20th century.
1946: Miguel Alemán becomes the first civilian president in many years.
1950s: Economic boom; "Mexican Miracle" with significant industrial and economic growth.
1961-1980
1968: Tlatelolco Massacre, where hundreds of students are killed by the government in Mexico City.
From 1934 to 1940 saw the presidency of {{I|Cardenismo}} [[Cárdenismo|Lázaro Cárdenas]]. During his tenure, Cárdenas implemented a series of transformative policies that significantly altered the {{I|Social}} [[Society|social]], {{i|Economy}} [[Economy|economic]], and {{I|Politics}} [[Politics|political]] landscape of Mexico. One of his most notable achievements was the nationalization of the oil industry in 1938, which led to the expropriation of foreign oil companies and the creation of {{I|Pemex}} [[Pemex]] (Petróleos Mexicanos), a state-owned oil enterprise.
1968: Mexico City hosts the Summer Olympics.
1970-1976: Presidency of Luis Echeverría; economic challenges and social unrest.
1980: Discovery of massive oil reserves in the Gulf of Mexico.
1981-2000
1982: Mexico defaults on its foreign debt, leading to an economic crisis.
===PRI Hegemony===
1985: Devastating earthquake in Mexico City kills thousands and causes massive destruction.
In 1942, Mexico enters World War II on the side of the {{I|Allies}} [[Allied Powers|Allies]], the winning side. Mexico helped moderately, fighting in the {{I|PhilippinesCommonwealth}} [[Commonwealth of the Philippines|Philippines]]. In 1946 {{I|Populism}} [[Populism|Miguel Alemán Valdés]] becomes the first civilian president in many years. Between the years of 1950 and 1970, Mexico experienced an economic boom. This was called the "Mexican Miracle", it came along with significant industrial, agricultural and economic growth.
1988: Controversial presidential election leads to Carlos Salinas de Gortari taking office.
1994: NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement) goes into effect.
1994: Zapatista uprising in Chiapas.
2000: End of PRI's 71-year rule with the election of Vicente Fox from the PAN party.
2001-2020
2006: Felipe Calderón elected president; begins a major crackdown on drug cartels.
In 1968, there was the {{I|MexicoCity}} [[Tlatelolco]] Massacre, where 350 to 500 students are killed by the government in {{I|MexicoCity}} [[Mexico City]]. More than a thousand people were injured and 15000+ shells were fired. In the same year, Mexico hosted the Summer {{I|Olympics}} [[Olympic Games|Olympics]] in Mexico City.
2014: 43 students from Ayotzinapa go missing, leading to national and international outrage.
2018: Andrés Manuel López Obrador (AMLO) elected president, ending the long dominance of the PRI and PAN.
2021-Present
2021: Mexico celebrates the bicentennial of its independence.
Between 1970 and 1976 was the presidency of {{I|SocAuth}} [[Social Authoritarianism|Luis Echeverría]], with economic challenges and social unrest. Massive oil reserves in the {{I|Water}} [[Gulf of Mexico]] was also discovered in the spanning decades.
2022: Ongoing challenges with crime and corruption, along with economic recovery efforts post-COVID-19 pandemic.
2023: Major reforms in the energy sector and healthcare under AMLO's administration.
In August 1982, Mexico defaults on his foreign debt, leading to an economic crisis. Mexico announced that he could no longer meet his debt obligations and declared a moratorium on his debt payments. This was triggered by a combination of factors including rising interest rates, falling oil prices, and excessive borrowing in the preceding years.
2024: Upcoming presidential elections; significant political activity and debates over the future direction of the country.
In 1985, a devastating earthquake hits {{I|MexicoCity}} [[Mexico City]] kills thousands and causes massive destruction. Stop ruck in the early morning of 19 September at 07:17:50 (CST), the earthquake had a moment magnitude of 8.0 and a maximal {{I|Volcano}} [[Mercallism|Mercalli]] intensity of IX (Violent). At least 5000 people died because of this. The sequence of events included a foreshock of magnitude 5.2 that occurred the prior May, the main shock on 19 September, and two large aftershocks. The first of these occurred on 20 September with a magnitude of 7.5 and the second occurred seven months later on 30 April 1986 with a magnitude of 7.0.
In 1988, a controversial presidential election leads to {{I|Soclib}} [[Social Liberalism|Carlos Salinas de Gortari]] taking office. In 1994, the {{I|NAFTA}} [[North American Free Trade Agreement|NAFTA]] (North American Free Trade Agreement) goes into effect. On the same day on 1 January 1994, the {{I|EZLN}} [[Zapatista Army of National Liberation|Zapatista]] uprising happens in {{I|Chiapas}} [[Chiapas]].
2000 saw the end of {{I|PRI}} [[Institutional Revolutionary Party|PRI]]'s 71-year rule with the election of {{I|LibCon}} [[Liberal Conservatism|Vicente Fox]] from the {{I|PAN}} [[National Action Party|PAN]] party.
===Drug Cartel Crisis===
On 1 December 2006, {{I|Atlanticism}} [[Atlanticism|Felipe Calderón]] was elected president and begins a major crackdown on drug cartels. In 2014, 43 students from {{I|Mexico}} [[Ayotzinapa]] go missing, leading to national and international outrage. In 2018, {{I|Lpop}} [[Left-Wing Populism|Andrés Manuel López Obrador]] (also known by his initials of AMLO) of the {{I|Morena}} [[National Regeneration Movement]] (AKA Morena) was elected president, ending the long dominance of the {{I|PRI}} [[Institutional Revolutionary Party|PRI]] and {{I|PAN}} [[National Action Party|PAN]].
In 2021, Mexico celebrates the bicentennial (200 years) of his independence. In 2022, there are many severe challenges with {{I|Illegalism}} [[Illegalism|crime]] and {{I|Klep}} [[Kleptocracy|corruption]], along with economic recovery efforts post-COVID-19 pandemic. 2023 saw major reforms in the energy sector and healthcare under AMLO's administration.
Today, Mexico is facing a major cartel crisis. The government's in on it too, and people are disappearing off the streets. {{i|MexicoCity}} [[Mexico City]] is covered in missing person posters.
==Culture==
Mexico has one of, if not the, most iconic {{I|Culture}} [[Culture|cultures]]. From famous foods like tacos to instruments like maracas, Mexico has it all.
===Piñatas===
Piñata is a figure being made from clay and papers, usually decorated with colored papers. It's filled with candies, fruits and other goodies. It's traditionally shaped like heptagram, but now it's shaped like animals, superheroes and cartoon characters. At parties, it's hanged from the rope and the children wear blindfold and uses bat to hit it. The goodies will fall out, and children rush to grab as many of them as possible.
==Relationships==
===Friends===
*{{I|Canada}} [[Canada]] - Friendly, thanks for accepting immigrants from my clay!
*{{I|Biden}} [[Bidenism|Joe Biden]] - Not securing your border is based. But why did you confuse me with {{I|Egypt}} [[Egypt]]? I'm starting to think you're getting a bit old.
*{{I|Israel}} [[Israel]] - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do {{I|Religion}} [[Religion|religious]] tourism. We have 70 years of friendship! But stop hurting {{I|Palestine}} [[Palestine]] alright, ¿ese?
*{{I|Belize}} [[Belize]] - My {{I|English}} [[Commonwealth of Nations|Anglo]] neighbor. Got yuo defeated in football jajaja.
*{{I|USA}} [[United States of America|USA]] - You like my tacos! <s>WHY YUO HAVE A WALL TO KEEP MY CIVILIANS OUT THOUGH?</s>
===Enemies===
*{{I|Trump}} [[Trumpism|Donald Trump]] - WHY YUO WANT BUILD A WALL TO KEEP MY PEOPLE OUT? ILLEGAL OR NOT YOU CAN’T KEEP US OUT FOREVER!
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#Draw an eagle holding a snake on a cactus in the middle.
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Mexico, officially the Taco Republics StateUnited Mexican States, is a cartel-infested country located in North America. He likes tacos, maracas, dance and fun. In movies he is usually portrayed with orange deserts, yellow air and an overall yellow tone.
Mexico is bordered to the north by the United States of America, to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean, to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea, and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico. With a population exceeding 126 million people as of 2025, Mexico is the 10th most populous country in the world and the most populous Spanish-speaking country. His capital, Mexico City, is one of the largest and most significant cultural and financial centers globally.
The Germany tried to get Mexico to his side during WWI and attack America in 1917, but this fails and backfires.
1917 saw the promulgation of the new Mexican constitution. In 1920, Álvaro Obregón becomes president, marking the end of major revolutionary fighting. He was re-elected but was assassinated before he could rule again in 1928.
The Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI) was founded in 1929. The party would dominate Mexican politics for much of the 20th century.
From 1934 to 1940 saw the presidency of Lázaro Cárdenas. During his tenure, Cárdenas implemented a series of transformative policies that significantly altered the social, economic, and political landscape of Mexico. One of his most notable achievements was the nationalization of the oil industry in 1938, which led to the expropriation of foreign oil companies and the creation of Pemex (Petróleos Mexicanos), a state-owned oil enterprise.
PRI Hegemony
In 1942, Mexico enters World War II on the side of the Allies, the winning side. Mexico helped moderately, fighting in the Philippines. In 1946 Miguel Alemán Valdés becomes the first civilian president in many years. Between the years of 1950 and 1970, Mexico experienced an economic boom. This was called the "Mexican Miracle", it came along with significant industrial, agricultural and economic growth.
In 1968, there was the Tlatelolco Massacre, where 350 to 500 students are killed by the government in Mexico City. More than a thousand people were injured and 15000+ shells were fired. In the same year, Mexico hosted the Summer Olympics in Mexico City.
Between 1970 and 1976 was the presidency of Luis Echeverría, with economic challenges and social unrest. Massive oil reserves in the Gulf of Mexico was also discovered in the spanning decades.
In August 1982, Mexico defaults on his foreign debt, leading to an economic crisis. Mexico announced that he could no longer meet his debt obligations and declared a moratorium on his debt payments. This was triggered by a combination of factors including rising interest rates, falling oil prices, and excessive borrowing in the preceding years.
In 1985, a devastating earthquake hits Mexico City kills thousands and causes massive destruction. Stop ruck in the early morning of 19 September at 07:17:50 (CST), the earthquake had a moment magnitude of 8.0 and a maximal Mercalli intensity of IX (Violent). At least 5000 people died because of this. The sequence of events included a foreshock of magnitude 5.2 that occurred the prior May, the main shock on 19 September, and two large aftershocks. The first of these occurred on 20 September with a magnitude of 7.5 and the second occurred seven months later on 30 April 1986 with a magnitude of 7.0.
In 1988, a controversial presidential election leads to Carlos Salinas de Gortari taking office. In 1994, the NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement) goes into effect. On the same day on 1 January 1994, the Zapatista uprising happens in Chiapas.
2000 saw the end of PRI's 71-year rule with the election of Vicente Fox from the PAN party.
Drug Cartel Crisis
On 1 December 2006, Felipe Calderón was elected president and begins a major crackdown on drug cartels. In 2014, 43 students from Ayotzinapa go missing, leading to national and international outrage. In 2018, Andrés Manuel López Obrador (also known by his initials of AMLO) of the National Regeneration Movement (AKA Morena) was elected president, ending the long dominance of the PRI and PAN.
In 2021, Mexico celebrates the bicentennial (200 years) of his independence. In 2022, there are many severe challenges with crime and corruption, along with economic recovery efforts post-COVID-19 pandemic. 2023 saw major reforms in the energy sector and healthcare under AMLO's administration.
Today, Mexico is facing a major cartel crisis. The government's in on it too, and people are disappearing off the streets. Mexico City is covered in missing person posters.
Culture
Mexico has one of, if not the, most iconic cultures. From famous foods like tacos to instruments like maracas, Mexico has it all.
Piñatas
Piñata is a figure being made from clay and papers, usually decorated with colored papers. It's filled with candies, fruits and other goodies. It's traditionally shaped like heptagram, but now it's shaped like animals, superheroes and cartoon characters. At parties, it's hanged from the rope and the children wear blindfold and uses bat to hit it. The goodies will fall out, and children rush to grab as many of them as possible.
Relationships
Friends
Canada - Friendly, thanks for accepting immigrants from my clay!
Joe Biden - Not securing your border is based. But why did you confuse me with Egypt? I'm starting to think you're getting a bit old.
Israel - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism. We have 70 years of friendship! But stop hurting Palestine alright, ¿ese?
Belize - My Anglo neighbor. Got yuo defeated in football jajaja.
USA - You like my tacos! WHY YUO HAVE A WALL TO KEEP MY CIVILIANS OUT THOUGH?
Enemies
Donald Trump - WHY YUO WANT BUILD A WALL TO KEEP MY PEOPLE OUT? ILLEGAL OR NOT YOU CAN’T KEEP US OUT FOREVER!