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{{CountryInfo
{{CountryInfo
|Name            = [[File:France-icon.png]] French Republic [[File:France-icon.png]]
|Name            = [[File:France-icon.png]] French Republic [[File:France-icon.png]]
|NativeName      = République Française
|NativeName      = {{ILSize|FrenchL-icon.png|French Language}}: République Française
|YearExist      = 1958-Present
|founded = 1958
|predicon = French4
|onlypredecessor = French Fourth Republic
|ended =
|nexticon =
|onlysuccessor =
|image          = France.png
|image          = France.png
|Capital = [[File:Paris-icon.png]] [[Paris]]
|Caption        = Vive La France! HON HON HON HON HON!!! <br>🥖🥖🥖
|Caption        = Vive La France! HON HON HON HON HON!!! <br>🥖🥖🥖
|Alias          = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">🐸 Frog eater<br>The Surrender Machine<br>French Fifth Republic<br>Frenchie
|Alias          = {{SB}}🐸 Frog eater<br>The Surrender Machine<br>French Fifth Republic<br>Frenchie<br>Crazy Baguette Hitter<br>Fr*nce<br>The Fr*nch<br>Hexagon
<br>Crazy Baguette Hitter
|TimeofExist    = 4 October 1958 - Present
|TimeofExist    = 4 October 1958-Present
|Government      = [[file:Centralism-icon.png]]{{i|SemiPres}}[[File:Republicanism-icon.png]] [[Centralism|Unitary]] [[Semi-Presidentialism|Semi-Presidential]] [[Republicanism|Republic]]
|Government      =[[file:Democracy-icon.png]] [[Democracy|Unitary Semi-Presidential Republic]]
|Languages      ='''Official:'''
|Languages      ='''Official:'''
* [[File:French-icon.png]] [[International Organisation of La Francophonie|French]]
*[[File:FrenchL-icon.png]] [[French Language|French]]
|Affiliation    =<div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">
|Affiliation    ={{SB}}
*[[file:EU-icon2.png]] [[European Union]]
*[[file:EU-icon2.png]] [[European Union]]
**[[file:Schengen Area-icon.png]] [[Schengen Area]]
**[[file:Schengen Area-icon.png]] [[Schengen Area]]
**[[File:Eurozone-icon.png]] [[Eurozone]]
**[[File:Eurozone-icon.png]] [[Eurozone]]
*[[file:French-icon.png]] [[International Organisation of La Francophonie|Francophonie]]
*[[file:French-icon.png]] [[International Organisation of La Francophonie|Francophonie]]
*[[file:UN-icon.png]] [[United Nations]] (The Big Five)
*[[file:NATO-icon.png]] [[NATO]]
**[[File:UNESCO-icon.png]] [[United Nations Educational Scientific and Cultural Organization|UNESCO]]
*[[file:NATO-icon.png]] [[North Atlantic Treaty Organization|NATO]]
*[[File:UfM-icon.png]] [[Union for the Mediterranean|Mediterranean Union]]
*[[File:UfM-icon.png]] [[Union for the Mediterranean|Mediterranean Union]]
*[[File:CoE-icon.png]] [[Council of Europe]]
*[[File:CoE-icon.png]] [[Council of Europe]]
*[[file:Interpol-icon.png]] [[Interpol]]
*[[file:Interpol-icon.png]] [[Interpol]]
'''Formerly:'''<br>[[File:EEC-icon.png]] [[European Economic Community|EEC]]<br>[[File:ECSC-icon.png]] [[European Coal and Steel Community|ECSC]]
*[[File:G7-icon.png]] [[Group of Seven]]
*[[File:UN-icon.png]] [[United Nations]]
**[[File:UNESCO-icon.png]] [[UNESCO]]
**[[File:WHO-icon.png]] [[World Health Organization|WHO]]
**[[File:Permanent Members-icon.png]] [[Permanent Members]]
*'''Formerly:'''
**[[File:EEC-icon.png]] [[European Economic Community|EEC]]
**[[File:ECSC-icon.png]] [[European Coal and Steel Community|ECSC]]
|Religions      = [[File:Christianity-icon.png]] [[Christianity]]<br>[[File:Islam-icon.png]] [[Islam]]<br>[[File:Atheism-icon.png]] [[Atheism|no religion]]
|Religions      = [[File:Christianity-icon.png]] [[Christianity]]<br>[[File:Islam-icon.png]] [[Islam]]<br>[[File:Atheism-icon.png]] [[Atheism|no religion]]
|Friends        = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Germany-icon.png]] [[Germany]]<br>[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|Britain]]<br>[[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]<br>[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria]]<br>[[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] [[Socialist Republic of Vietnam|Vietnam]]<br>[[File:Scotland-icon.png]] [[Scotland]]<br>[[File:Latvia-icon.png]] [[Latvia]]<br>[[File:Nepal-icon.png]] [[Nepal]]<br>[[File:Ireland-icon.png]] [[Ireland]]<br>[[File:Brazil-icon.png]] [[Brazil]] (sometimes)<br>[[File:Andorra-icon.png]] [[Andorra]]
|Friends        = {{SB}}[[File:Germany-icon.png]] [[Germany|Mon meilleur ami]]<br>[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|Britain]]<br>[[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium]]<br>[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria]]<br>[[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] [[Socialist Republic of Vietnam|Vietnam]]<br>[[File:Scotland-icon.png]] [[Scotland]]<br>[[File:Latvia-icon.png]] [[Latvia]]<br>[[File:Nepal-icon.png]] [[Nepal]]<br>[[File:Ireland-icon.png]] [[Ireland]]<br>[[File:Brazil-icon.png]] [[Brazil]] (sometimes)<br>{{i|Andorra}} [[Andorra]]
|Enemies        = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">[[File:Turkey-icon.png]] [[Türkiye]]<br>[[File:Somalia-icon.png]] [[Somalia]]
|Enemies        = {{SB}}[[File:Turkey-icon.png]] [[Türkiye]]<br>[[File:Somalia-icon.png]] [[Somalia]]<br>[[File:Peru-icon.png]] [[Peru]] (only in football)<br>{{i|ISIS}} [[Islamic State]]
|Likes          = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">Baguette 🥖, wine, eating frogs, Eiffel Tower, Croissant 🥐
|Likes          = {{SB}}Baguette 🥖, wine, eating frogs, Eiffel Tower, Croissant 🥐, “French Women Reacts” videos, chicken (best animal), gunpowder<ref>Gunpowder is what made France strong over all these years.</ref>
|Dislikes        = <div style="overflow:auto; height:auto; max-height:100px; background:transparent;">Not having enough bullets (I NEED MORE BOOLETS!)
|Dislikes        = {{SB}}Not having enough bullets (I NEED MORE BOOLETS!), [[File:IslamicTerror-icon.png]] [[Jihadism]]
|Preceded        = [[File:French4-icon.png]] [[French Fourth Republic]]
|Preceded        = [[File:French4-icon.png]] [[French Fourth Republic]]
|Succeeded      =  
|Succeeded      =  
|themecolor = #000091
|themecolor = #000091
|textcolor = #E1000F
|textcolor = #ff0300
}}'''France''', or the '''French Fifth Republic''', is a country located in Europe. She is the mother of [[file:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]] and the spouse of [[File:Germany-icon.png]] [[Germany]]. She is usually cultured, but will become very barbaric at certain times. France often dreams about getting her [[File:First French Empire-icon.png]] [[First French Empire|Napoleonic Empire]] back. She really likes to eat baguette, so much that she have vending machines for them. She is also is likings to eat frogs and snails.  
|Gender=Female
}}{{Quote|BAGUETTE *boink* | [[File:France-icon.png]] [[Kakistocracy|Crazy France]] loves hitting the another countryball for fun}}'''France''', or the '''French Fifth Republic''', is a country located in Europe. She is the mother of [[file:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|EU]] and the spouse of [[File:Germany-icon.png]] [[Germany]]. She is usually cultured, but will become very barbaric at certain times. France often dreams about getting her [[File:First French Empire-icon.png]] [[First French Empire|Napoleonic Empire]] back. She really likes to eat baguette, so much that she have vending machines for them. She is also is likings to eat frogs and snails. <s>She is infamous and having worst reputation for her snobbery.</s>


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She is known for making best pastries, including croissant, madeline, macaroni, and baguette.


== Histoire (History) ==
== Histoire (History) ==
After WWII, France was restored. But now France is at war with [[file:Algeria-icon.png]] [[Algeria]], which was her colony. Due to instability, France shifted from the [[File:French4-icon.png]] [[French Fourth Republic|Fourth Republic]] to the [[File:France-icon.png]] Fifth Republic. But in the end, France still lost the war and Algeria (which was very embarrassing for France) was granted independence, marking the beginning of the end of France’s [[file:French Colonial Empire.png]] [[French Colonial Empire|major colonial empire]].
After WWII, France was restored. But now France is at war with [[file:Algeria-icon.png]] [[Algeria]], which was her colony. Due to instability, France shifted from the [[File:French4-icon.png]] [[French Fourth Republic|Fourth Republic]] to the [[File:France-icon.png]] Fifth Republic. But in the end, France still lost the war and Algeria (which was very embarrassing for France) was granted independence, marking the beginning of the end of France’s [[file:French Colonial Empire.png]] [[French Colonial Empire|major colonial empire]].


Between 1950 and 1975, France experienced a major economic boom. Salaries and the standard of living, which have been mostly destroyed in WWII, became one of the world’s highest.
Between 1950 and 1975, France experienced a major economic boom. Salaries and the standard of living, which have been mostly destroyed in WWII, became one of the world’s highest. France continues to focus on economic growth, and maintaining good relations with her neighbors.  


France continues to focus on economic growth, and maintaining good relations with her neighbors. She co-founded the [[file:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] in 1993.
After the 1950s, the traditional foundations of French society changed: the number of {{i|Agrarianism}} [[Agrarianism|peasant farmers]] plummeted, old industries decayed, jobs in the service sector and high-technology industries grew dramatically, and the French came to enjoy the benefits of mass culture and widespread {{i|Corporatocracy}} [[Corporatocracy|consumerism]].


== Relations ==
On 23 November 1965, France launched her first satellite, Astérix, into space. Astérix continues to orbit Earth as of 2023 and is expected to remain in orbit for centuries.


In May 1968, nine million workers started to protest and riot, many occupying their factories and workplaces. These protest were led and infiltrated by left-wing organizations that want a complete overhaul of French traditions.
France co-founded the [[file:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] in 1993.
In 2015, France’s {{i|Paris}} [[Paris|capital]] got attacked by {{i|ISIS}} [[Islamic State|violent Jihadists]]. This attack was coordinated and aimed to cause as much as destruction as possible. This attack was very brutal, and people grieved with France all over the world, including {{i|Obama}} [[Obamaism|Obama]] and {{i|Putin}} [[Putinism|Putin]].
On April 15, 2019, a catastrophic fire engulfed the Notre-Dame Cathedral in {{i|Paris}} [[Paris]], the capital of France.
In 2023, French citizens went on strike after the government proposed increasing the retirement age from 62 to 64. Starting in 16 January 2024, a bunch of agricultural and farmer groups unionized to protest and block roads. This event is still ongoing as of July 2024. Also in 2024 France hosted the [[File:Olympics-icon.png]] [[Olympic Games]], where somehow a group of [[File:LGBTQ-icon.png]] [[LGBTQ+|people on the spectrum]] decided to mock [[File:Jesus-icon.png]] [[Jesusism|Jesus]], putting a double standard.
In 2024, France’s government is collapsed, the parliament is deadlocked, had 4 prime ministers in one year, and have a budgetary crisis. This put the current Fifth Republic’s government system of a strain, and France might need to transition into a Sixth Republic soon.
== Architecture Rurale (Rural Architecture) ==
French farmhouses are entirely products of the soil, built of stone, clay or wood, depending on what materials are found locally. As the topography changes so does the architecture, from the steeply-sloped roofs covered in flat tiles in the north to the broad canal-tiled roofs of the south. Despite this rich regional diversity, French farmhouses fall into three basic categories: the maison bloc, where house and outbuildings share the same roof; the high house, with living quarters upstairs and livestock or wine cellar below; and courtyard farm-steads, their buildings set around a central court.
== Relations (Relationships) ==
=== Amies (Friends) ===
=== Amies (Friends) ===
*[[File:Germany-icon.png]] [[Germany|Allemagne]] - <s>[[German Third Reich|NAZI!]]</s> Moi partner! Oui oui! Founded the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] with me.
*[[File:Germany-icon.png]] [[Germany|Allemagne]] - [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] <s>[[German Third Reich|NAZI!]]</s> Moi partner and best friend! Oui oui! Founded the [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] with me. <s>But I’m going to divorce you very soon.</s> I regret that you babysit [[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union|Union européenne]] teaching him to invade [[File:Russia-icon.png]] [[Russia|Russie]]…
*[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|Grande-Bretagne]] - <s><i>'''ARCHENEMY!!! WORST PERSON EVER!!! STUPID LITTLE TEA LOVING BRAT!!!'''</i></s> Used to be moi enemy, but we are cool now.
*[[File:UK-icon.png]] [[United Kingdom|Grande-Bretagne]] - <s><i>'''ARCHENEMY!!! WORST PERSON EVER!!! STUPID LITTLE TEA LOVING BRAT!!!'''</i></s> Used to be moi enemy, but we are cool now.
*[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Autriche]] - Moi sibling-in-law with whom I have had problems in the past. We now live in peace, and it suits me well since I have reduced him to almost nothing.
*[[File:Austria-icon.png]] [[Austria|Autriche]] - Moi sibling-in-law with whom I have had problems in the past. We now live in peace, and it suits me well since I have reduced him to almost nothing.
*[[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium|Belgique]] - Good friend. '''<s>FRENCH FRIES COMES FROM FRANCE!!!</s>'''
*[[File:Belgium-icon.png]] [[Belgium|Belgique]] - Good friend. '''<s>FRENCH FRIES COMES FROM FRANCE!!!</s>'''
*[[File:EU-icon.png]] [[European Union]] - Moi child whom I taught well. <s>FREXIT!! NEVER FORGET!!!</s>
*[[File:Free France-icon.png]] [[Free France|France Libre]] - Moi past self that got me through the hardest of days.
*{{I|Canada}} [[Canada]] - You’re used to be my colony but stupid {{i|Great Britain}} [[British Empire|Britain]] stole it.
*{{i|Ukraine}} [[Ukraine]] - I will send specialized soldier unit to Ukraine!
**{{Alias|Ukraine-icon.png|Ukraine|Hurrah! What is specialty? Drone warrings? Explosives? Sniper squad? Tank battalion? Fighter jet pilot?}}
**{{Alias|France-icon.png|France|Non. Is strategy for evacuatión.}}


=== Neutral ===
=== Neutre (Neutral) ===
*[[File:Syria-icon.png]] [[Syria]] - My child. I promise to help him fight [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] [[Islamic State|ISIS]].
*[[File:Syria-icon.png]] [[Ba'athist Syria]] - Moi adopted child <s>which I kidnapped</s>. I promise to help him fight [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] [[Islamic State|ISIS]]. He kind of hates me though.


=== Ennemies (Enemies) ===
=== Ennemies (Enemies) ===
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Characters]]
*[[File:Turkey-icon.png]] [[Türkiye|Turquie]] - For the last time, YUO CANNOT INTO [[File:EU-icon2.png]] [[European Union|EU]]!!
*[[File:Turkey-icon.png]] [[Türkiye|Turquie]] - For the last time, YUO CANNOT INTO [[File:EU-icon2.png]] [[European Union|EU]]!!
*[[File:Somalia-icon.png]] [[Somalia|Somalie]] - REMOVE THE PIRATES FROM THE SEA ! I SUPPORT EVERYONE AGAINST YOU !
*[[File:Somalia-icon.png]] [[Somalia|Somalie]] - REMOVE THE PIRATES FROM THE SEA ! I SUPPORT EVERYONE DENYING THEM AGAINST YOU !
*[[file:italy-icon.png]] [[Italy|Italia]] (culturally) - My food is better than you!!


== Anecdote (Trivia) ==
== Anecdote (Trivia) ==
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== Comment Dessiner (How to draw) ==
== Comment Dessiner (How to draw) ==
{{Flag|FranceFlag.png|Flag of France}}
{{Flag|FranceFlag.png|Flag of France}}
{{DrawDif|easy}}
# Draw a ball.
# Draw a ball.
# Fill it with three vertical stripes, from left to right in this order of colours: blue, white, red
# Fill it with three vertical stripes, from left to right in this order of colours: blue, white, red
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|h3 = #E1000F
|h3 = #E1000F
}}
}}
== Galerie (Gallery) ==
<gallery widths=150px>
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Franceball plush.jpeg
</gallery>
== Noter (Notes) ==
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== Navigation ==
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Latest revision as of 15:26, 8 May 2025

“”BAGUETTE *boink*
— Crazy France loves hitting the another countryball for fun

France, or the French Fifth Republic, is a country located in Europe. She is the mother of EU and the spouse of Germany. She is usually cultured, but will become very barbaric at certain times. France often dreams about getting her Napoleonic Empire back. She really likes to eat baguette, so much that she have vending machines for them. She is also is likings to eat frogs and snails. She is infamous and having worst reputation for her snobbery.

She is known for making best pastries, including croissant, madeline, macaroni, and baguette.

Histoire (History)

After WWII, France was restored. But now France is at war with Algeria, which was her colony. Due to instability, France shifted from the Fourth Republic to the Fifth Republic. But in the end, France still lost the war and Algeria (which was very embarrassing for France) was granted independence, marking the beginning of the end of France’s major colonial empire.

Between 1950 and 1975, France experienced a major economic boom. Salaries and the standard of living, which have been mostly destroyed in WWII, became one of the world’s highest. France continues to focus on economic growth, and maintaining good relations with her neighbors.

After the 1950s, the traditional foundations of French society changed: the number of peasant farmers plummeted, old industries decayed, jobs in the service sector and high-technology industries grew dramatically, and the French came to enjoy the benefits of mass culture and widespread consumerism.

On 23 November 1965, France launched her first satellite, Astérix, into space. Astérix continues to orbit Earth as of 2023 and is expected to remain in orbit for centuries.

In May 1968, nine million workers started to protest and riot, many occupying their factories and workplaces. These protest were led and infiltrated by left-wing organizations that want a complete overhaul of French traditions.

France co-founded the European Union in 1993.

In 2015, France’s capital got attacked by violent Jihadists. This attack was coordinated and aimed to cause as much as destruction as possible. This attack was very brutal, and people grieved with France all over the world, including Obama and Putin.

On April 15, 2019, a catastrophic fire engulfed the Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris, the capital of France.

In 2023, French citizens went on strike after the government proposed increasing the retirement age from 62 to 64. Starting in 16 January 2024, a bunch of agricultural and farmer groups unionized to protest and block roads. This event is still ongoing as of July 2024. Also in 2024 France hosted the Olympic Games, where somehow a group of people on the spectrum decided to mock Jesus, putting a double standard.

In 2024, France’s government is collapsed, the parliament is deadlocked, had 4 prime ministers in one year, and have a budgetary crisis. This put the current Fifth Republic’s government system of a strain, and France might need to transition into a Sixth Republic soon.

Architecture Rurale (Rural Architecture)

French farmhouses are entirely products of the soil, built of stone, clay or wood, depending on what materials are found locally. As the topography changes so does the architecture, from the steeply-sloped roofs covered in flat tiles in the north to the broad canal-tiled roofs of the south. Despite this rich regional diversity, French farmhouses fall into three basic categories: the maison bloc, where house and outbuildings share the same roof; the high house, with living quarters upstairs and livestock or wine cellar below; and courtyard farm-steads, their buildings set around a central court.

Relations (Relationships)

Amies (Friends)

  • Allemagne - NAZI! Moi partner and best friend! Oui oui! Founded the European Union with me. But I’m going to divorce you very soon. I regret that you babysit Union européenne teaching him to invade Russie…
  • Grande-Bretagne - ARCHENEMY!!! WORST PERSON EVER!!! STUPID LITTLE TEA LOVING BRAT!!! Used to be moi enemy, but we are cool now.
  • Autriche - Moi sibling-in-law with whom I have had problems in the past. We now live in peace, and it suits me well since I have reduced him to almost nothing.
  • Belgique - Good friend. FRENCH FRIES COMES FROM FRANCE!!!
  • European Union - Moi child whom I taught well. FREXIT!! NEVER FORGET!!!
  • France Libre - Moi past self that got me through the hardest of days.
  • Canada - You’re used to be my colony but stupid Britain stole it.
  • Ukraine - I will send specialized soldier unit to Ukraine!
    • Hurrah! What is specialty? Drone warrings? Explosives? Sniper squad? Tank battalion? Fighter jet pilot?
    • Non. Is strategy for evacuatión.

Neutre (Neutral)

  • Ba'athist Syria - Moi adopted child which I kidnapped. I promise to help him fight ISIS. He kind of hates me though.

Ennemies (Enemies)

  • Turquie - For the last time, YUO CANNOT INTO EU!!
  • Somalie - REMOVE THE PIRATES FROM THE SEA ! I SUPPORT EVERYONE DENYING THEM AGAINST YOU !
  • Italia (culturally) - My food is better than you!!

Anecdote (Trivia)

  • Even though France almost conquered the entirety of Europe in the Napoleonic era, everyone forgets about it and continues to mock France for surrendering in WW2.

Comment Dessiner (How to draw)

Flag of France

France has a drawing rating of easy.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Fill it with three vertical stripes, from left to right in this order of colours: blue, white, red
  3. Draw the eyes and you are done!
  4. Add a beret, and/or a cup of wine (optional)
Color Name HEX
Blue #000091
White #FFFFFF
Red #E1000F

Galerie (Gallery)

Noter (Notes)

  1. ↑ Gunpowder is what made France strong over all these years.

Navigation

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