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== History ==
== History ==
{{i|Malaysia}} [[Federation of Malaya|Malaysia]] kicked Singapore out because he was afraid that Singapore was working with the [[File:CCP-icon.png]] [[Chinese Communist Party]], despite Singapore saying that he hates the communist. This assumption was not without reason though, as the CCP at that time was trying to export [[File:Maoism-icon.png]] [[Maoism|violent communist revolution]] to [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] [[Southeast Asia]], primarily through oversees Chinese people. And, Malaysia was imposing a [[File:Racism-icon.png]] [[Racism|racist]] law called the "Bumiputera" that favored native Malays over Chinese, which further caused riots in 1964, and is a contributing factor to the kick of Singapore in 1965.
{{i|Malaysia}} [[Federation of Malaya|Malaysia]] kicked Singapore out because he was afraid that Singapore was working with the [[File:CCP-icon.png]] [[Chinese Communist Party]], despite Singapore saying that he hates the communist. This assumption was not without reason though, as the CCP at that time was trying to export [[File:Maoism-icon.png]] [[Maoism|violent communist revolution]] to [[File:ASEAN-icon.png]] [[Southeast Asia]], primarily through oversees Chinese people. And, Malaysia was imposing a [[File:Racism-icon.png]] [[Racism|racist]] law called the "Bumiputera" that favored native Malays over Chinese, which further caused riots in 1964, and is a contributing factor to the kick of Singapore in 1965.
{{i|Lee Kuan Yew}} [[Lee Kuan Yew Thought|Lee Kuan Yew]], who was eager to join the Malay federation, was devastated after hearing this. When the independence was proclaimed, he cried on national television in front of his own people. Some Malays couldn't wait and started to fly the fireworks.
Lee's idea of a "Malaysia for Malaysians, not Malaysia for Malays" had not found favor with the Malays. Malays were not proud of their poverty, and became very jealous to see the {{i|China}} [[China|Chinese]], who had sacrificed the most, succeeding economically. So, Malaysia made laws {{i|EthNat}} [[Ethnonationalism|favoring native Malays over Chinese]]. Malays were mostly {{i|Islam}} [[Islam|Muslims]], and upon hearing from their Muslim brethren in {{i|EastTurk}} [[Xinjiang]] and {{i|Beiyang}} [[Gansu]] that the Chinese government was forcing Muslims to farm pigs, hated the Chinese even more. Lee Kuan Yew and his Singapore, who was friendly to the Chinese population, was kicked out as a result.


In 1992 Singapore outlawed the sales of chewing gum. Some motivations for the ban included stopping the placement of used chewing gum in inappropriate and costly places, such as the sensors of subway doors, inside lock cylinders, and on elevator buttons.
In 1992 Singapore outlawed the sales of chewing gum. Some motivations for the ban included stopping the placement of used chewing gum in inappropriate and costly places, such as the sensors of subway doors, inside lock cylinders, and on elevator buttons.

Revision as of 23:24, 27 July 2025

Singapore, officially the Republic of Singapore, is an island country and city-state in Southeast Asia. The country's territory comprises one main island, 63 satellite islands and islets, and one outlying islet. He is depicted as a triangle for unknown reasons, but is assumed to be either a pun ("Singa" is similar to "Trianga"; thus "Triangapore"), as well as a reference to the Indonesia–Malaysia–Singapore Growth Triangle.

Singapore is very strict on laws, and hate chewing gum for several reasons, like how people stick them in public places. Most of his population is ethnically 🀄️ Chinese (76%). His national day is August 9.

History

🏳️ Malaysia kicked Singapore out because he was afraid that Singapore was working with the Chinese Communist Party, despite Singapore saying that he hates the communist. This assumption was not without reason though, as the CCP at that time was trying to export violent communist revolution to Southeast Asia, primarily through oversees Chinese people. And, Malaysia was imposing a racist law called the "Bumiputera" that favored native Malays over Chinese, which further caused riots in 1964, and is a contributing factor to the kick of Singapore in 1965.

🏳️ Lee Kuan Yew, who was eager to join the Malay federation, was devastated after hearing this. When the independence was proclaimed, he cried on national television in front of his own people. Some Malays couldn't wait and started to fly the fireworks.

Lee's idea of a "Malaysia for Malaysians, not Malaysia for Malays" had not found favor with the Malays. Malays were not proud of their poverty, and became very jealous to see the 🀄️ Chinese, who had sacrificed the most, succeeding economically. So, Malaysia made laws 🏳️ favoring native Malays over Chinese. Malays were mostly 🏳️ Muslims, and upon hearing from their Muslim brethren in 🏳️ Xinjiang and 🏳️ Gansu that the Chinese government was forcing Muslims to farm pigs, hated the Chinese even more. Lee Kuan Yew and his Singapore, who was friendly to the Chinese population, was kicked out as a result.

In 1992 Singapore outlawed the sales of chewing gum. Some motivations for the ban included stopping the placement of used chewing gum in inappropriate and costly places, such as the sensors of subway doors, inside lock cylinders, and on elevator buttons.

During and after 2020, an increasing number of Chinese people fled to Singapore to escape the harsh COVID lockdowns and the Zero COVID Policy.

Trivia

  • Singapore packs 8430 people per square kilometer, making it more than 200 times denser than the 🏳️ US.
  • Most Singaporeans have an 🏳️ English first name and 🏳️ Chinese or Chinese-sounding last name.

Relationships

Friends

  • 🏳️ Canada - You’re so nice! I try to be like yuo. Have many Chinese decendents living in yuor clay, too.
  • 🏳️ United Kingdom - Yuo colonized me and taught me 🏳️ English. I still use your legal system, but I have more skyscrapers now, haha.
  • 🏳️ South Korea - K-Pop and Samsung are good, lah!
  • 🏳️ Monaco - We are both small and rich
  • 🏳️ Japan - I love your technology and your manners, lah! So clean, so efficient! Your toilets are amazing. I copy your trains and your respect for silence.
  • 🏳️ Switzerland - We're both neutral, rich, and serious about banking.
  • 🏳️ United States - I let yuo use my port, yuo protect my region. We do military exercises together, but please don’t bring drama into 🏳️ ASEAN, lah.
  • 🏳️ Australia - Thank yuo for sending your students and tourists (and wine), lah! Also thanks for giving me honorary Western country status.
  • 🏳️ New Zealand - So chill, so green, so safe. I aspire to your peacefulness, but I got more money, so let's of tradings!
  • 🏳️ Taiwan - You make bubble tea and semiconductors. Our militaries have a close relationship for decades, holding many joint trainings and exercisings together. I learn from you quietly.

Neutral

  • 🏳️ Malaysia - Yuo kicked out of the clay for being "communist China" and started to impose a law favoring Malaysian over the Chinese, which I have it many of them, which causes a riot. After all of this, I’m rich and you're poor, this is what you get.
  • 🏳️ Indonesia - Largest neighbor, got lots of people, and we both 🏳️ ASEAN. But sometimes yuo haze my skies with burning forests! Still, we do trade and investments.
  • 🏳️ Thailand - I love your food and your beaches. But your politics, aiyo… confusing.
  • 🏳️ Vietnam - Our youth compete in math and coding! But also, your street food making me jealous.
  • 🏳️ India - I buy your IT services, you send your talents. But don't bring your 🏳️ system of society in my clay, ok?
  • 🏳️ People's Republic of China - We do a lot more business together nao, and in the contemporary times I have cozied up to your stuff. But I still don't support you politically, and lots of Chinese came escaping to my clay.

Enemies

How to draw

Flag of Singapore

Singapore has a drawing rating of intermediate.

  1. Draw a triangle.
  2. Fill the top half with a pinkish-red and the bottom with white.
  3. Draw a crescent moon and five stars in the top half
  4. Add eyes (maybe slanted) and yuo done!
Color Name HEX
Pinkish Red #EE2536
White #FFFFFF