We defend thee
with our blood, this is the home of martyrs
𝄆 This is the home of the brave, this is the home of the brave 𝄇
Chorus:
We defend thee with our blood, this is the home of martyrs
𝄆 This is the home of the brave, this is the home of the brave 𝄇
I
All thy stones and bushes look like rubies to us
𝄆 All thy stones and bushes look like rubies to us 𝄇
Upon them blood is spilt, they are all red like roses
𝄆 Upon them blood is spilt, they are all red like roses 𝄇
𝄆 Dost thou think 'tis conquerable? This is the home of lions
This is the home of the brave, this is the home of the brave 𝄇
Chorus
II
We shall protect thy freedom, as long as our lives last
𝄆 We shall protect thy freedom, as long as our lives last 𝄇
We shall remember thy
history, as long as our lives last
𝄆 We shall remember thy history, as long as our lives last 𝄇
𝄆 Eagles shall inhabit thee, this is the home of eagles
This is the home of the brave, this is the home of the brave 𝄇
Chorus
III
O my dear homeland, for thy sake I offer my life
𝄆 O my dear homeland, for thy sake I offer my life 𝄇
O my gracious field, for thy sake I offer my life
𝄆 O my gracious field, for thy sake I offer my life 𝄇
𝄆 Once freed from the
English (influence), a grave of
Russians we've become
This is the home of the brave, this is the home of the brave 𝄇
Chorus
IV
Behold these many skulls, remnants of the Russian foes
𝄆 Behold these many skulls, remnants of the Russian foes 𝄇
Every foe hath failed, all their hopes shattered
𝄆 Every foe hath failed, all their hopes shattered 𝄇
𝄆 Now obvious to all, this is the home of the Afghans
This is the home of the brave, this is the home of the brave 𝄇
𝄆 Chorus 𝄇
𝄆 This is the home of the brave… 𝄇
Afghanistan
| — This Is the Home of the Brave ( |
Afghanistan, officially the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, is a landlocked
Islamist theocratic country located at the crossroads of Central Asia and South Asia. He is currently ruled by the
Taliban, a designated
jihadist
terrorist group. The country has the worst human rights ever, and also have no rights for
women.
Because the Taliban hates
industry, Afghanistan uses
traditional, old-fashioned ways of building up his economy. This makes Afghanistan one of the few countries that don't use a
capitalist nor
socialist system. He is also trying to open himself up and advocate for tourism (despite being ran by a
Jihadist government), so he can get his hands on the precious foreign currency to fund his projects.
Afghanistan is rich in natural resources, including
lithium,
iron,
zinc, and
copper. He is the second-largest producer of cannabis resin, and third largest of both saffron and cashmere. Due to the effects of
war in recent decades, he has dealt with high levels of
terrorism,
poverty, and child malnutrition. Afghanistan remains among the
world's least developed countries, ranking 182nd on the Human Development Index as of 2025. Afghanistan's gross domestic product (GDP) is $81 billion by purchasing power parity and $20.1 billion by nominal values. Per capita, his GDP is among the lowest of any country as of 2020.
Afghanistan is often called the "graveyard of empires". This nickname originates from several
historical examples of
foreign powers who were unable to achieve
military victory in Afghanistan during the modern period, including
British Empire,
Soviet Union and, most recently,
United States.
History
The
Taliban were able to retake
Afghanistan as the
US and
NATO troops started to pull out. With USA completing his withdrawal by 30 August 2021, the chaotic scenes at
Kabul's airport shocked the world, as desperate citizens clung to departing planes, trying to flee Taliban's rule.
In consequence of the Taliban takeover,
US and
EU have taken away financial support and slapped on
UN sanctions. Since the 2000s, Afghanistan has been relying on western currencies, without that, people are already starving and are relying on fruits and leftovers. Afghanistan is also suffering an economic crisis. As to response, Afghanistan banned foreign currencies in response with the Taliban stating that the "economic situation and national interests in the country require that all Afghans use Afghani currency in their every trade". Throughout late 2021, Afghan"s economy began collapsing under international sanctions and frozen assets. The world largely refused to recognize Taliban as the legitimate ruler of Afghanistan, isolating him politically and economically.
In early 2022,
Afghan Talibanball struggled to maintain control as
ISIS-K, a local extremist rival, launched deadly attacks, creating further instability. Meanwhile,
PR China and
Pakistan stepped in, offering economic deals, while
RussiaBall quietly supported Taliban as a counterweight to USA's influence in the region.
By mid-2022, internal unrest grew. Protests erupted, especially from Afghanistan's
women and youth, who resisted
Taliban's harsh policies. A 4.0-kilometre (2.5 mi) deep earthquake measuring magnitude (Mw ) 6.2 struck southeastern Afghanistan on 22 June 2022 at 01:24:36 AFT (on 21 June 2022 at 20:54:36 UTC). The economic crisis deepened into 2023, with food shortages and unemployment surging. By late 2023, Taliban still held power, but the people of Afghanistan were suffering under famine-like conditions, compounded by harsh winter months.
In March 2023,
cannabis production was banned.
On 27 May 2023 Afghanistan had some border clashes with
Iran, leaving at least 3 dead. Official statement issued by both sides as to how the clashes took place differed significantly, with each side blaming the other. Afghanistan claims that Iran was shooting at his soldiers. Iran claims that the clashes began when a group of armed
drug smugglers attempted to cross into his clay, so he fired on them. Local Afghan forces, unaware of what was happening, assumed that the Iranian forces were attacking them, and a clash ensued.
In October 2023,
Pakistan ordered the expulsion of Afghans from his clay.
Iran also decided to deport Afghan refugees back to Afghanistan. Taliban authorities condemned the deportations of Afghans as an "inhuman act."
On 1 October 2025, Afghanistan conducted a total internet shutdown for 48 hours. Many things were effected, such as airplane flights.
Economy
Afghanistan imports over $7 billion worth of goods but exports only $784 million, mainly fruits and nuts. He also has $2.8 billion in external debt. Afghan rugs are one of Afghanistan's main exports. The service sector contributed the most to the GDP (55.9%) followed by agriculture (23%) and industry (21.1%)
The GDP of Afghanistan is estimated to have dropped by 20% following the
Taliban return to power. Following this, after months of free-fall, the Afghan economy began stabilizing, as a result of the Taliban's restrictions on smuggled imports, limits on banking transactions, and
UN aid. In 2023, the Afghan economy began seeing signs of revival. This has also been followed by stable exchange rates, low inflation, stable revenue collection, and the rise of trade in exports. In the third quarter of 2023, the Afghani rose to be the best performing currency in the world, climbing over 9% against the US dollar.
Agricultural production is the backbone of Afghanistan's economy and has traditionally dominated it, employing about 40% of the workforce as of 2018 while Afghanistan was still
free. He is known for producing pomegranates, grapes, apricots, melons, and several other fresh and dry fruits. He also became the world's top producer of cannabis in 2010, that is until March 2023 when it was banned.
Afghanistan's natural resources include coal, copper, iron ore, lithium, uranium, rare earth elements, chromite, gold, zinc, talc, barite, sulfur, lead, marble, precious and semi-precious stones, natural gas, and petroleum. This makes mining in Afghanistan an income source.
Trivia
- It is illegal in Afghanistan for
women to speak in public. Women are
discriminated in almost all aspects of life. - Afghanistan had large
opium fields, before he announced that he'll be taking them down. And satellite imagery proves that Afghanistan kept to his words.
Women in Afghanistan aren't allowed to train to be a doctor and cannot be treated by a
male doctor. Therefore they have no access to healthcare.- Afghani commandos sometimes wears stolen marine uniforms and the wrong headgears (specifically
US air force pilot headgears) - Afghanistan has been publishing "dark humor" ads about coming to Afghanistan to lure tourists. Afghanistan seems to be embracing his
Taliban stereotypes, and the ads include references to hostage holding and lots of guns.
Quotes
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Relationships
Friends
Al-Qaeda - I shelter him in my clay.
Russia - Recognized my government as legitimate on 3 July 2025! First country to do so, very brave. Thank you
Putin! Even though you supported
him…
China (People's Republic) - Thanks for coming in and offering relations as soon as I took power. I will allow your tourists to chill with us so pls gib recognition.
Türkiye - He used to be one of my worst enemies, but now he is one of my best friends, and he funds
Islamists. Run my airport please because I need help.
Turkmenistan - I like him, not because he recognize me but because he also are
isolated and
totalitarian too!
Qatar - Loyalist friend since 1996. You never betrayed me, unlike stupid
UAE.
India - My age-old friend, sorry for hating you. I condemned
Pakistan for attacking you.
Neutral
Serbia - I withdrew recognition of
Kosovo for you, so recognize me!
Palestine - I say FREE PALESTINE, and you still call me
terrorist??
Indonesia - Our government congratulated you for your independence day. How you fought
colonialism was just like how I fought
burger imperialism! We can be friends sometime, right?
Kazakhstan - Thank you for removing me from
terrorist organization list, and now recognizing me would be the next logical step…
INFIDELS Enemies
Afghani Republic - FAKE AFGHANISTAN,
BURGER PUPPET! 2021 BEST YEAR!!
United States - THAT’S RIGHT, YUO ARE NO MATCH FOR THE MIGHTY AFGHAN! PULL OUT!
Women - SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! ACCEPT YUOR INFERIOR POSITION AND COVER UP!!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR YUO!!!
United Nations - Thank you, I'm crying! REMOVE SANCTIONS! AND RECOGNIZE ME ALREADY! (Please give back monies…)
Vatican City - REMOVE
CHRISTIANITY!!!
Ukraine -
Crimea is not yours, go to hell
NATO puppet!
Belarus - Be like your
big brother and recognize me!
Norway - YUO WILL REGRET MAKING FUN OF ME BLONDE-HAIRED INFIDEL
ATHEIST PIECE OF SH*T!
Islamic State - Khorasan Province - YOU BOMBED MY AIRPORT! I WILL EVEN TEAM WITH
WESTENERS
TO DESTROY YOU! AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ATTACK ME you INFIDEL!
SAARC - CAN YOU JUST RECOGNIZE ME ALREADY?
Songs
This Is the Home of the Brave
Is the Home of the Brave (دا د باتورانو کور) is a
Pashto nashid, currently used as the national anthem of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan. It is an a cappella song, meaning that it does not contain musical instruments, as instruments are considered haram by the ruling
Taliban. It is based on the
communist-era song "Da De Azadi Khawra".
ساتو يې په سرو وينو، دا د شهيدانو کور
𝄇 دا د باتورانو کور، دا د باتورانو کور 𝄆
کورس:
ساتو يې په سرو وينو، دا د شهيدانو کور
𝄇 دا د باتورانو کور، دا د باتورانو کور 𝄆
۱
ستا کاڼي او بوټي ټول، مونږه ته لعلونه دي
𝄇 ستا کاڼي او بوټي ټول، مونږه ته لعلونه دي 𝄆
وينه پرې توی شوې ده، سره لکه گلونه دي
𝄇 وينه پرې توی شوې ده، سره لکه گلونه دي 𝄆
𝄇 کله يې څوک نيولای شي؟ دا دی د زمريانو کور
دا د باتورانو کور، دا د باتورانو کور 𝄆
کورس
۲
تا به تل آزاد ساتو، څو چې وي ژوندون زمونږ
𝄇 تا به تل آزاد ساتو، څو چې وي ژوندون زمونږ 𝄆
ستا تاريخ به ياد ساتو، څو چې وي ژوندون زمونږ
𝄇 ستا تاريخ به ياد ساتو، څو چې وي ژوندون زمونږ 𝄆
𝄇 دې کې به بازان اوسي، دا دی د بازانو کور
دا د باتورانو کور، دا د باتورانو کور 𝄆
کورس
۳
ای گرانه وطن زما، ځار شمه له تا نه زه
𝄇 ای گرانه وطن زما، ځار شمه له تا نه زه 𝄆
ای ښايسته چمن زما، ځار شمه له تا نه زه
𝄇 ای ښايسته چمن زما، ځار شمه له تا نه زه 𝄆
𝄇 خلاص که له انگرېز نه وو، شو د اورسانو گور
دا د باتورانو کور، دا د باتورانو کور 𝄆
کورس
۴
ډېرۍ ککرۍ گوره، پاتي د روسانو شوې
𝄇 ډېرۍ ککرۍ گوره، پاتي د روسانو شوې 𝄆
شنډې د هر يو دښمن، واړه ارزوگانې شوې
𝄇 شنډې د هر يو دښمن، واړه ارزوگانې شوې 𝄆
𝄇 هر چا ته معلوم شولو، دا د افغانانو کور
دا د باتورانو کور، دا د باتورانو کور 𝄆
𝄇 کورس 𝄆
𝄇 دا د باتورانو کور… 𝄆
How to draw

Afghanistan has a drawing rating of hard.
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it with white.
- Add some Islamic-looking Shahada in black, the script is not standardized
- Add eyes and done!
- Add a grey turban and a gun (optional)
| Color Name | HEX | |
|---|---|---|
| White | #FFFFFF | |
| Black | #000000 | |
Gallery
Notes
- ↑ The
Taliban government is not recognized, and the flag of the
Islamic Republic of Afghanistan is used.
