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|Name = {{i|2ball}} Indo-Europeans {{i|2ball}} | |Name = {{i|2ball}} Indo-Europeans {{i|2ball}} | ||
|NativeName = {{SB}}{{ILSize|GreekL-icon.png|Greek Language}}: Ινδοευρωπαίοι<br>{{ILSize|Latin-icon.png|Latin Language}}: Indo-Europaei<br>{{ILSize|Hindi-icon.png|Hindi Language}}: भारत-यूरोपीय | |NativeName = {{SB}}{{ILSize|GreekL-icon.png|Greek Language}}: Ινδοευρωπαίοι<br>{{ILSize|Latin-icon.png|Latin Language}}: Indo-Europaei<br>{{ILSize|Hindi-icon.png|Hindi Language}}: भारत-यूरोपीय | ||
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|image = 2ball.png | |image = 2ball.png | ||
|Caption = Hey wait a minute! I'M WHITE! Hahahahaha! | |Caption = Hey wait a minute! I'M WHITE! Hahahahaha! | ||
|Alias = | |Alias = 2balls<br>Native Europeans | ||
|Government = {{i|Tribalism}} [[Tribalism|Tribal Societies]] (now varies) | |Government = {{i|Tribalism}} [[Tribalism|Tribal Societies]] (now varies) | ||
|Languages = {{i| | |Languages = {{i|PIE}} [[Proto-Indo-European Language|Proto-Indo-European]] | ||
|Affiliation = | |Affiliation = | ||
|Religions = {{SB}} | |Religions = {{SB}} | ||
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*{{i|Germanic Paganism}} [[Germanic Religion]] | *{{i|Germanic Paganism}} [[Germanic Religion]] | ||
*{{i|Islam}} [[Islam]] (some) | *{{i|Islam}} [[Islam]] (some) | ||
|Friends = {{SB}}{{i|UK}} [[United Kingdom]]<br>{{i|USA}} [[United States of America]]<br>{{i|Italy}} [[Italy]]<br>{{i|Poland}} [[Poland]]<br>{{i|Greece}} [[Greece]]<br>{{i|Germany}} [[Germany]]<br>{{i|Spain}} [[Spain]]<br>{{i|Netherlands}} [[Netherlands]]<br>{{i|Norway}} [[Norway]]<br>{{i|Sweden}} [[Sweden]]<br>{{i|Denmark}} [[Denmark]]<br>{{i|Roman Empire}} [[Roman Empire]] | |Friends = {{SB}}{{i|UK}} [[United Kingdom]]<br>{{i|USA}} [[United States of America]]<br>{{i|Italy}} [[Italy]]<br>{{i|Poland}} [[Poland]]<br>{{i|Greece}} [[Greece]]<br>{{i|Germany}} [[Germany]]<br>{{i|Spain}} [[Spain]]<br>{{i|Netherlands}} [[Netherlands]]<br>{{i|Norway}} [[Norway]]<br>{{i|Sweden}} [[Sweden]]<br>{{i|Denmark}} [[Denmark]]<br>{{i|Roman Empire}} [[Roman Empire]]<br>{{i|Viking}} [[Viking Era|Vikings]] | ||
|Enemies = {{SB}}{{i|MongolEmp}} [[Mongol Empire]]<br>{{i|Hunnic}} [[Hunnic Empire]]<br>{{i|Xiongnu}} [[Xiongnu]]<br> {{i|Polandball Subreddit}} [[Polandball | |Enemies = {{SB}}{{i|MongolEmp}} [[Mongol Empire]]<br>{{i|Hunnic}} [[Hunnic Empire]]<br>{{i|Xiongnu}} [[Xiongnu]]<br> {{i|Polandball Subreddit}} [[r/Polandball]]<br>{{i|6ball}} [[Aliens]] | ||
|Likes = Horses, riding, farming, lightning gods, <s>guns, germs, and steel documentary</s> | |Likes = Horses, riding, farming, lightning gods, milk, salad, slice of cucumber, any food a leaf on top, sardines, <s>guns, germs, and steel documentary</s> | ||
|Dislikes = Being banned on {{i|Polandball Subreddit}} [[Polandball | |Dislikes = Being banned on {{i|Polandball Subreddit}} [[r/Polandball|r/Polandball]] | ||
|Preceded = {{i|4ball}} [[Cavemen]] | |Preceded = {{i|4ball}} [[Cavemen]] | ||
|Succeeded = {{AL}}{{i|Gaul}} [[Gaul|Celtics]]<br>{{i|Dacia}} [[Dacia]]<br>{{i|Germania}} [[Germania|Germanics]]<br>{{i|RomeEmp}} [[Italics]]<br>{{i|Illyria}} [[Illyria]]<br>{{i|Slav}} [[Slavs]] | |Succeeded = {{AL}}{{i|Gaul}} [[Gaul|Celtics]]<br>{{i|Dacia}} [[Dacia]]<br>{{i|Germania}} [[Germania|Germanics]]<br>{{i|RomeEmp}} [[Italics]]<br>{{i|Illyria}} [[Illyria]]<br>{{i|Slav}} [[Slavs]] | ||
|themecolor = #0094ff | |themecolor = #0094ff | ||
|textcolor = | |textcolor = 000 | ||
|Capital = | |Capital = | ||
}}<b>2ball</b> ('''Indo-Europeans''') is a "caveball" (or billiard ball) that represents the Indo-Europeans, sometimes just white people. | }}<b>2ball</b> ('''Indo-Europeans''') is a "caveball" (or billiard ball) that represents the Indo-Europeans, sometimes just white people. 2ball proper was actually born in Eastern Europe, according to the steppe theory and hence the name "Indo-European". He sometimes wear a {{i|Viking}} [[Viking Era|Viking]] helmet or a {{i|AncGreece}} [[Ancient Greece|Greek]] robe. | ||
{{I|Abrahamic}} [[Abrahamic Religions]] ({{i|Judaism}} [[Judaism|Jews]], {{i|Christi}} [[Christianity|Christians]] and {{i|Islam}} [[Islam|Muslims]]) believe that he is {{i|Jew}} [[Jews|Japheth]], one of {{i|Noah}} [[Noahism|Noah]]'s sons. | |||
People often associate {{i|India}} [[India]] with {{i|7ball}} [[Pacific Islanders|7ball]] or {{i|4ballME}} [[Middle Easterners|4ball]] due to their admixture from populations distantly related, but he has a large amount of Haplogroup R1a and is much more related to 2ball. {{i|South Africa}} [[South Africa]], {{i|Macau}} [[Macau]], and {{i|Eritrea}} [[Eritrea]] also have 2ball genetics from the intermixing with European countries. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Most scholars agree that 2ball originated in the {{I|Yamnaya}} [[Yamnaya Culture|Yamnaya Horizon]] around 7500 BC, as a cultural complex of chariot-riding pastoralist steppeballs located north of the {{I|Black Sea}} [[Black Sea]]. These early Indo-Europeans may have worshipped sky gods, buried their dead in kurgans, and had a thing for wheels and dairy. They domesticated cows and horses. | |||
2ball didn't stay put. Over time, the Indo-Europeans exploded outward in waves like dandelion seeds caught in the wind. 2ball became ancestor to many of the European and West Asian nations today. | |||
== Decedents == | == Decedents == | ||
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**{{i|Scotland}} [[Scotland]] | **{{i|Scotland}} [[Scotland]] | ||
**{{i|Wales}} [[Wales]] | **{{i|Wales}} [[Wales]] | ||
*{{i|RomeEmp}} [[Italics]] | |||
**{{i|Italy}} [[Italy]] | |||
**{{i|Romania}} [[Romania]] | |||
**{{i|Spain}} [[Spain]] | |||
**{{i|Portugal}} [[Portugal]] | |||
**{{i|France}} [[France]] | |||
*MORE WIP | *MORE WIP | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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*{{i|MongolEmp}} [[Mongol Empire]] - DISEASE SPREADING MANIAC!! | *{{i|MongolEmp}} [[Mongol Empire]] - DISEASE SPREADING MANIAC!! | ||
*{{i|6ball}} [[Aliens]] - Why do you want to abduct me and remove me for no reason?! | *{{i|6ball}} [[Aliens]] - Why do you want to abduct me and remove me for no reason?! | ||
*{{i|Polandball Subreddit}} [[r/Polandball]] - F*CK YOU FOR BANNING ME!!! "BLUE SKINNED PEOPLE DON'T EXIST"? WE'RE COUNTRYBALLS, WE HAVE FLAGS AS OUR SKINS!!!!!! | |||
== How to draw == | == How to draw == | ||
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}} | }} | ||
== Gallery == | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:47, 17 November 2025
2ball (Indo-Europeans) is a "caveball" (or billiard ball) that represents the Indo-Europeans, sometimes just white people. 2ball proper was actually born in Eastern Europe, according to the steppe theory and hence the name "Indo-European". He sometimes wear a 
Viking helmet or a 
Greek robe.
Abrahamic Religions (
Jews, 
Christians and 
Muslims) believe that he is 
Japheth, one of 
Noah's sons.
People often associate 
India with 
7ball or 
4ball due to their admixture from populations distantly related, but he has a large amount of Haplogroup R1a and is much more related to 2ball. 
South Africa, 
Macau, and 
Eritrea also have 2ball genetics from the intermixing with European countries.
History
Most scholars agree that 2ball originated in the 
Yamnaya Horizon around 7500 BC, as a cultural complex of chariot-riding pastoralist steppeballs located north of the 
Black Sea. These early Indo-Europeans may have worshipped sky gods, buried their dead in kurgans, and had a thing for wheels and dairy. They domesticated cows and horses.
2ball didn't stay put. Over time, the Indo-Europeans exploded outward in waves like dandelion seeds caught in the wind. 2ball became ancestor to many of the European and West Asian nations today.
Decedents
{{{1}}}
Relationships
Friends
British Empire - #1 empire in the world.
United States of America - My powerful descendent that lives far away.
Roman Empire - Greatest influence.
Enemies
Mongol Empire - DISEASE SPREADING MANIAC!!
Aliens - Why do you want to abduct me and remove me for no reason?!
r/Polandball - F*CK YOU FOR BANNING ME!!! "BLUE SKINNED PEOPLE DON'T EXIST"? WE'RE COUNTRYBALLS, WE HAVE FLAGS AS OUR SKINS!!!!!!
How to draw
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it with blue.
- Draw a white circle in the middle.
- Write “2” in the white circle.
- Draw eyes and done!
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| Any Blue is Fine | #0094FF | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
| Black | #000000 | |
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