Islamic Republic of Iran

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“”We are a nation, who through these very tears destroyed the 2,500 year old Persian civilization.

— Ruholla Khomeini

Islamic Republic of Iran (IRI), more commonly known to foreigners as simply Iran, also historically known as Persia, is a totalitarian Islamic theocracy located in West Asia. He hates America, and always chants "Death to America". Iran views himself as the proud protector of Islamic values and Shia Islam, rooted deeply in his revolutionary ideology that shaped him after 1979. While constantly at odds with the West, especially America and Israel (whom he calls "Great Satan" and “Little Satan"), Iran sees himself as a defiant, resilient country that is standing against " imperialist" forces. As such, Iran is currently the head of Anti-Israeli and Anti-American activities and rhetoric across the world, and is also the #1 sponsor of terrorism.

Iran is extremely religious, and many countries feel uneasy around him due to his nuclear program (which he tried to hide) and aggressiveness. He desperately wants to be the leader of the Islamic world. The sense of loyalty to a government/country is not strong as the loyalty to one's tribe/sect in the Arabic world, so Iran's constant push for Shia unity have many Sunni countries worried. Plus, his funding of the Houthis disturbs the waters, further annoying his fellow Muslims. Iran has multiple proxies for fighting against Israel, such as Hezbollah and Hamas.

تاریخچه (History)

انقلاب اسلامی (Islamic Revolution)

In 1979, in the Iranian Revolution, leftist students, communists, and Muslims all united and overthrew the Pahlavi monarchy which was replaced by a totalitarian Islamist Shia theocratic "republic" lead by Supreme Leader and representative of God Ruhollah Khomeini. The leftists celebrated, thinking they defeated capitalism and imperialism. It didn't last long. The new government wanted no time in purging their former and naive leftist allies, who thought the new regime would somehow tolerate their wokeness. Around 30,000 leftists ( useful idiots) who helped the Islamic regime consolidate power were soon executed. American supporters were also kidnapped. They served their purpose and were no longer needed, as the Muslims had always despised their progressive ideals and couldn't wait to get rid of them. Laws and schools were Islamized, women were now forced to wear black dresses/robes (hijabs) completely covering every inch of their body, sometimes including their face.

The media and TV underwent drastic changes. IRI sought to align all communications to his ideological and religious principles. Media content was heavily censored to remove Western influences and secular themes and anything deemed as unislamic. This included banning music, films and programs that promoted pre-revolution values or Western culture. TV programming shifted to emphasize religious content, revolutionary propaganda, and state-approved narratives.

The shah, now out of power, went to the U.S. to seek cancer treatment after other countries denied him entry. Supporters of the revolution were paranoid that this was a step toward a coup to reinstate the Shah's reign. On 4 November 1979, Iranian students seized US embassy personnel, labeling the embassy a "den of spies". 52 hostages were held for 444 days until January 1981.

جنگ ایران و عراق (Iran-Iraq War)

Iraq sees the chaos in Iran and decides to invade in 1980. This war, known as the Iran-Iraq War or the First Gulf War, lasted for 8 years, killing 450,000-500,000 people. It finally ended in 1988, and both sides claim victory, though no territory was changed, making it a useless waste of life and time.

In 1984, while the Iran-Iraq war was raging, United States sanctions prohibited weapon sales and all U.S. assistance to Iran. And following that, Iran has been bombarded with sanctions internationally. Plus, the mullahs who rules the country were corrupt and squandered most of the resources. Iran ended up in Cold War against Saudi Arabia, USA, and Israel.

دوران خامنه‌ای (Khamenei Era)

On his deathbed in 1989, Supreme Leader Khomeini appointed a 25-man constitutional reform council which named Ali Khamenei as the next Supreme Leader, and made changes to Iran's constitution. While Khamenei lacked Khomeini's "charisma and clerical standing", he developed a network of supporters within the armed forces and their economically powerful religious foundations.

In 1999, Iranian student protested against the closure of the reformist newspaper, Salam. Following the demonstrations, a student dormitory was raided by riot police that night on 8 July during which a student was killed. The raid sparked six days of demonstrations and rioting throughout the country, during which at least three other people were killed and more than 200 injured. 1,000-1,500 people were arrested.

On 8 May 2018, President Donald Trump declared that the USA was withdrawing from the Iran nuclear deal (JCPOA) and would stop sending money and reinstate sanctions against Iran.

In 2021, PRC and Iran signed a $400 billion comprehensive strategic partnership involving PRC doing massive Belt and Road Initiative investments in exchange for oil at a discount. Although, given the Belt and Road Initiative's history, that may have wound up doing more structural damage than Israeli bombings.

Massive protests against the Iranian government began on 16 September 2022 over the death of Mahsa Amini, and it was brutally suppressed, at least 551 protesters including 68 minors were killed, as many as 19262 arrested. These protests carried to 2023 and eventually died down.

In 2024 the Ba'athist Syria was overthrown, which is very bad for Iran, since it cuts of his link to his important puppet ally Hezbollah. Ba'athist Syria was also one of the only pro-Iran allies for Iran in the region, and the new government is anti-Iran. Iran is now more focused on secretly making long-range missiles and nuclear weapons. In April 2024, Iran attacked Israel directly from Iranian soil without the help of proxies.

On 13 June 2025, Israel striked Iran's important research sites and generals, destroying his hope of becoming a nuclear power. Enraged, he sent more than 100 rockets bombing indiscriminately against Israel. The Iran-Israel War, also known as the 12-Day War, started. Trump posted on Twitter that everyone should evacuate Tehran immediately, and citizens have rushed to do so. Air defense systems that the PRC gave Iran proved to be ineffective. The USA flew over Iran, bombing 3 key nuclear sites before leaving. On 24 June, Iran brokered a peace deal under U.S. pressure.

Starting on 28 December 2025, massive protests erupted all across Iran against the Islamic Republic over a failing economy and many other issues. They intensified as the world went into 2026, to the scale unseen since the Islamic revolution of 1979. In all provinces protestors poured into the streets, chanting "Death to the Dictator", smashing PRC-made security cameras, burning mosques, replacing street signs with "Trump Street" and burning the Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei's picture with lit cigarettes in mouth. Women tore off their hijabs and couples linked arms against the police. The Iranian regime ordered mass killings, arrests and executions without fair trial. Not wanting the protests and massacres to be acknowledged by the outside world, Iran closed off internet access to his population on 8 January 2026, but thanks to Elon Musk's Starlink satellites people were able to bypass that. Western mainstream media and "humanitarian" activists have reported little to nothing on this despite the importance of this event, as it didn't fit their delusional Palestine narrative. For a time too long, the only news you can find about the protests are firsthand raw clips posted onto X. More than 12,000 protesters have been killed as of 16 January. The Iranian currency has collapsed, with one Iranian rial equating to 0.0 American dollars. Iran is also injecting large doses of potassium into the injured protesters in hospitals, so they would die within 2 days after being released.

On 28 February 2026, Israel and the US launched a joint attack on various targets in Iran, codenamed Roaring Lion by the former and Operation Epic Fury by the latter. Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, who had prepared his entire life for a final war against the Little and Great Satans, was blown to ashes during those strikes. Iran announced a 40-day mourning period. Ali's son Mojtaba was declared the new Supreme Leader but was wounded by US-Israeli strikes soon after and Iran had to replace him with a cardboard cutout.

In April, a temporary ceasefire is called and the IRI decides to blockade the Strait of Hormuz, causing the US to blockade him back. During the ceasefire, the Islamic Republic continues to kill Iranian civilians and replacing them with foreign Shi'ite Muslims that support the regime. In May, Iran began executing people for using Starlink or VPNs. Hardline IRI supporters began to call out for the deaths of top Iranian officials for attempting to accept a ceasefire deal with the Americans.

چیزهای بی اهمیت (Trivia)

• In 2018, Iranian general Gholamreza Jalali accused Israel of manipulating weather to prevent rain over the Islamic Republic, alleging his country was facing cloud and snow "theft", before being contradicted by Iran's weather chief.
• It is illegal for women to sing in public in Iran. Women have been arrested for singing in public or posting their work on social media.
• Iran likes murdering dissidents oversees in a series of chain murders.
• From 2009-2019, Iran had a documented number of at least 355 forced confessions from political prisoners, activists, journalists, and the like. These were broadcasted on live TV to suppress dissent and install fear. These confessions are usually got from torture or threatening detainees and/or their families.
• In Iran girls can marry at just 13 years old, and with parental consent, young as 8 years old.

نقل قول ها (Quotes)

“”The Scripture commands: War! War until victory! A religion without war is a crippled religion.

— Ruhollah Khomeini

“”The people for whom martyrdom is happiness are invincible.

— Ruhollah Khomeini

“”A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village. But selling the meat to a neighboring village is reasonable.

— Ruhollah Khomeini

“”Death to the three corrupters, Carter , Saddam and Begin !

— Iranian slogan

“”Death to the three Satans, America, Soviet Union, and Israel!

— Iranian slogan

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رابطه (Relationships)

دوستان (Friends)

• حزب‌الله لبنان - MY FAITHFUL PROXY THAT FIGHTS SATAN FOR ME!! Now you want to kill me for conceding to the big satan's deal, but don't worry I will create a fake version so that you can feel victorious about.
• روسیه - We are both enemy of burger and protect Armenia from evil kebabs. We both also hate the North Atlantic Terrorist Organization.
• عراق - Name stealer and my puppet We used to be enemies, but after Saddam was overthrown, we became good friends. One of your generals got assassinated too? Don't worry, we will end that capitalist pig!
• جمهوری خلق چین - I give him lots of cheap oil to keep his regime running, and he gives me mass surveillance technology. Standing by my side and condemning Israel is great. However you're all talk and never done anything to actually help me.
• پاکستان - We both support Palestinian independence from Satancube. I am also the first country to recognize him as a sovereign nation. You're also all talk, you are securing the border between us instead of helping me…
• واتیکان - We are both theocratic countries. I also had a Catholic church in my clay and I have a minority of Christians here, so feel free to spread your religion here, but don't spread them too much because I will lose my majority and I'll have to kill them! Oh, about that Christian removing thing… Forget about that because Armenia will hate me if I do it. And thank you for calling out Satan for intentionally killing my civilians! I actually killed 10 times the amount in a quarter of the time but no one cares so it's ok.
• الجزایر - You are after Iraq and Syria the 3rd true Arab friend (and maybe 5th influential ally!). We both hate Morocco.
• قطر - Even though you forgave Saudi Arabia, we are still friends. Still, I am bombing you when USA attacks me.
• دومینیکا - He sells me his passport and citizenship for money laundering.
• اسلام - The true religion! I go knock on people's doors, ask them if they're still Muslim. If not, death penalty. No wonder my population is 99% Muslim.

خنثی (Neutral)

• مصر - We are neutral on each other, we both have a rich history. He is not the biggest fan of me but he supports me at the UN and is thinking about rebuilding ties with me.

دشمنان (Enemies)

• مخالفان جمهوری اسلامی ایران - KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL NO MATTER AGE OR GENDER KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!
• ایالات متحده آمریکا - HOW DARE YOU SANCTIONING ME!! DEATH TO AMERICA!!!! THE GREAT SATAN!!! PUPPETEER OF LITTLE SATAN!!!! STOP CALLING ME TERRORIST!! REMOVE MILITARY BASES SURROUNDING ME! STOP BOMBING MY NUCLEAR FACILITIES IMPERIALIST PIG!! Though we both hate Jihadist scum, fascist manipulator, Saddam Hussein and communist…
• اسرائیل - WORST TERRORIST EVIL LITTLE SATAN!!! PUPPETEER OF GREAT SATAN! ALL PROBLEMS OF MIDDLE EAST CAUSED BY YUO!!!! MY BILLION OF PROXY WILL DESTROY YOU!!! PALESTINE WILL BE OF FREE!
  • Oh please, you are literally the biggest Jihadist sponsor in the world. And even if I didn't exist you will still be fighting yourself in a conflict between Sunnis and Shias.
• اتحاد جماهیر شوروی - THE LESSER SATAN!!!
• ایران پهلوی - Haram Iran! PERSIAN CIVILIZATION IS LESSER TO ISLAMIC CIVILIZATION! You are puppet of Great Satan and Little Satan! I AM GLAD YOU ARE DEAD NOW REST IN PISS AND BURN IN JAHANNAM FOREVER STUPID MONARCHY AND PAHLAVI FAMILY! YUO BIG DISGRACE TO ISLAM! NEVER COME BACK!
• عراق بعثی - This menace failed to anschluss me in 1980. Burn in hell Saddam Hussein, evil pig and Shia killer. Even haram Iran hates you! ALSO HOW DARE YOU INVADE KUWAIT YOU F***ING PEICE OF S***!! I SUPPORT GREAT SATAN AGAINST YOU IN 1991!!!
• اوکراین - AM NOT SORRY FOR SHOOTING DOWN YOUR PLANE! ALSO, I ALSO SUPPORT RUSSIA AGAINST YOU, SO YOU ARE ALTOGETHER RUSSIAN!

چگونه ترسیم کنیم (How to draw)

Flag of Iran

Islamic Republic of Iran has a drawing rating of intermediate.

1. Draw a ball.
2. Divide the ball into three horizontal stripes.
3. Fill the stripes in these colours, top to bottom: green, white, red
4. Add rugged edges between the borders of the stripes
5. Draw Iran’s emblem in red in the middle of the white stripe
6. Add eyes and you’re done!
7. Add a black-grey turban (optional)

Color Name		HEX
	Douban Green	#239F40
	White	#FFFFFF
	Rosso Corsa	#DA0000

گالری (Gallery)

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  Iran-Israel War
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